My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately

Chapter 37 Statistics

For a long time, Su Bai was a very casual person.

Being casual does not mean acting recklessly or committing crimes. As the ancients said, the highest state of being a human being is "doing what one wants without transgressing the rules." Su Bai has always been very good at restraining his negative emotions. Be cynical without causing trouble.

But Su Bai's defensive power is not infinite.

Xia Jiangyue's nightdress and white stockings successfully disarmed Su Bai.

Brother Xia in this form exudes infinite attraction, attracting Su Bai to the abyss of evil, throbbing evil thoughts surge in Su Bai's heart... This is very strange!
Su Bai is not a member of Jieshi Sect, he understands the necessity of releasing desire.

This child has blood fever in children. Blood heat is a concept in the field of traditional Chinese medicine. Su Bai can't understand the specific definition. The manifestations are probably that he is afraid of heat but not cold, excessive energy, long white hair in childhood, and a certain degree of ADHD tendency... …

There is also a symptom that many men envy but is a bit embarrassing, that is, a certain aspect is too...well, I understand it all.

Fortunately, this is the age of the Internet, and it is easy to find study materials. Su Bai deeply doubts that if there is no study materials, he may not be able to resist falling in love with sleeping girls in the second grade of junior high school.

Thanks to the reasonable release, Su Bai didn't have any evil thoughts in reality, but the girls often have evil thoughts about him, and he was even forced to kiss the face by his sister in the third year in the first year of high school.

Later, Su Bai gradually showed the abnormality of his brain circuits, and the girls realized his nature against the sky. Coupled with Xia Jiangyue's troubles, there were fewer people chasing him.

But Xia Ge in front of Su Bai has become an insurmountable moat——Su Bai called her "Xia Ge", which is enough to prove that the thoughts in Su Bai's bones are pure, but the purity is limited to the cerebral cortex, neck The following will not obey.

What is the difference between Brother Xia and those girls who seduced Su Bai in the past?
The difference is that they played together since they were young. According to the Westermark effect, Su Bai should be very slow to respond to her charm.

But the fact is on the contrary, which makes Su Bai puzzled.

Why is it?
Then the path of thinking is very clear. Su Bai turned on the computer, found his study materials and encrypted website favorites, created a new Yikesell form, and started manual statistics.

After half an hour of hard work, the data was obtained:

In more than 70% of the study materials, the heroines are petite.

In about 90% of the learning materials, white silk elements appear.

What's more, after Su Bai's screening of the learning materials that are mainly heavy-duty, there are actually more than half of the pure love themes of childhood sweethearts in the collection!
Usually, Su Bai really didn't pay attention to these points, but the data won't lie. Staring at the data, Su Bai was stunned for a long time, and suddenly he slumped on the chair as if all his strength had been drained.

He seemed, really, to like Xia Jiangyue.

send!
……

The statistics of learning materials are just a side confirmation. What really triggered Su Bai's thinking was the sentence Xia Jiangyue asked:

"Would you like to part with me?"

Sometimes, no matter how deep the emotion is hidden, as long as it is strong enough, just a hypothesis is enough to hook it out.

Su Bai recalled when he filled out his volunteer application, in order to be with Brother Xia, he didn’t seem to care about anything, in fact he really didn’t care, it didn’t matter what he studied, learning with Brother Xia was what attracted Su Bai.

That dream might really be a switch that opened Su Bai's heart.

If you like it, a lot of things can be explained.

She is obviously a girl with a bad temper, but Su Bai doesn't think she is annoying, she's just a joke, she's easy to coax, and she's very knowledgeable so she doesn't delay things, but it makes Su Bai feel cute, and occasionally even deliberately teases her;
Always think about her subconsciously, care about her emotions, take care of her habitually, and don't feel annoying;
When other boys are teasing her, Su Bai will get angry and hate others, like a monkey with fried hair;

And, those uncontrollable impulses...

Su Bai thinks he is a straight man, but he is not a fool. No matter how unwilling to admit the fact, if there is enough logic to support it, he will not lie to himself wishful thinking.

His mind has always been very flexible.

After drinking half a bottle of lemon black tea and a bottle of white beer, Su Bai went back to bed and rolled a few times, but he still didn't feel sleepy.

Only then did he suddenly realize why he wanted to drink black tea even though he couldn't sleep?

It's not sleeping black tea... Sure enough, the IQ of people in love will drop, even unrequited love.

Yes, Su Bai is very sure that he is unrequited love, because it is impossible for Xia Ge to like him, Xia Ge is so pure, with thoughts of resistance and even fear towards love, how could he like him.

"Never let her realize it!"

Su Bai secretly set a bottom line for himself, this bottom line is a bit difficult, because they still have to pretend to be a couple, this is undoubtedly a challenge to Su Bai's nerves, it is a pure tightrope walk.

Mind this.

He opened the pendulum and searched for:
"How a man can reduce his sexual desire in front of the woman he likes"

……

The next day.

In the early morning, Su Bai got up early and went out for a morning run.

Exercise is a great way to burn off excess energy.

The house that Ms. Bai bought is located in a high-end community. The facilities in the community are very complete. There is even a 24-hour gym. It is a glass house in the northwest corner of the community. Decided to go in and practice a wave.

After showing the owner's certificate at the front desk and receiving the identity card, a female personal trainer pestered Su Bai.

A female private teacher who knows everything.

The goal is to sell lessons, and the methods are full of tricks.

"Little brother is so handsome." "Little brother has great muscles." "Little brother, are you interested in sculpting your muscle lines?"

The female personal trainer who entangles Su Bai is a mature woman, wearing yoga pants and compression clothing that have been very popular in recent years, she looks very curvy, not to mention a peach that is 19 yuan and [-] free shipping from a certain treasure Hip pads, the average child can't hold it at all.

But Su Bai is not an ordinary child, he doesn't even bother to look at her, after recognizing his xp, Su Bai's heart becomes more consistent and firm.

In his eyes, this woman whose style is completely opposite to Xia Jiangyue's is unattractive.

"Don't buy lessons, thank you, I just want to practice by myself."

In the gymnasium in the community, the owner's own training is free, and Su Bai is too lazy to buy lessons. This year, nine of the ten personal trainers get water, and there is one special water.

What's more, Su Bai himself has a fitness foundation, so objectively he doesn't need it.

But the female private trainer persevered. Seeing that Su Bai was going to bench press, she yelled to protect Su Bai, saying that it was dangerous to do bench press alone. As a gym employee, she had to help according to the regulations.

Su Bai felt a little annoyed, so he made a phone call.

Ten minutes later, Brother Xia arrived.

"Okay, someone has protected me, you can go."

The female private trainer glanced at Xia Jiangyue, and was stopped by her sharp eyes.

She wore that JK uniform, and her legs were still white silk. This dress was very classy and beautiful. It was the kind of beauty beyond the ordinary.

"Thank you." Su Bai whispered.

"You're promiscuous again." Xia Jiangyue kicked him lightly, and the hem of her skirt fluttered slightly, in the absolute realm.

"No, I don't want to talk to her, so I'll let 'girlfriend' do the trick."

"Oh."

Originally Xia Jiangyue was a little annoyed at getting up, but now she is in a good mood.

(End of this chapter)