My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately

Chapter 51

This is the fifth day of military training, and the day after tomorrow is the welcome party of the automobile department, but the program list has not yet been determined, not because the department's literary and art department has a picky taste, but because the number of applicants is simply not enough for even a simple version of the party .

In principle, the programs of the welcome party are all from the freshmen.

Considering the 9:1 ratio of male to female, this is actually very reasonable. Similar to the welcome party, boys are often far less motivated than girls.

Just like the live audience of various shows, the ones who give money are often far more girls than boys.

Moreover, the children who can apply for the major of "vehicle engineering" are always introverted, so it is difficult for them to actively perform on stage.

During the lunch break, dormitory 417.

Kong Feili took the book and went to Ning Ziheng's dormitory next door to study, and he didn't know what to learn before the class started.

Li Haoran seized the time to power leveling, Su Bai was discussing with his eldest brother how to turn the large intestine nine times, when there was a knock on the door, it was the eldest sister of the art department.

The same is the big sister, the big sister in the literature and art department is not as chilling as Master Xin, with a round face, a sweet smile, braids on one side, and a dangerous hairstyle.

It's the kind of character in anime that dies in the first few episodes to motivate the main character to work hard.

But Su Bai knew very well that the eldest sister of the literature and art department was more difficult to deal with than Xinye. Although Xinye was strong, his methods were relatively simple.

And the big sister of the Ministry of Literature and Art has already tried to persuade the Big Three of 417 on various occasions.

"I beg of you, put on a show!"

"Senior sister, I remember yesterday's information collection form, but we filled it out." Su Baixu turned back with eyes wide open.

Mentioning this, the senior sister had a grim expression: "What the hell are you all filling in? Come on, I'll call it out and read it to you now... You, classmate Su Bai, the program you signed up for is "Zhang Jiawen's Imitation Show"; You, student Li Haoran, sang "Love Cycle" (false voice); you, student Niu Fugui, the talk show "The Years I Hidden Urban Management and Selling Winter Jujubes in Southwest Shandong"... Let’s not talk about whether the students can Accept it, the blood pressure will go up immediately after the leader sees it!"

Su Bai put on a ignorant expression: "Isn't the welcome party for freshmen? Why should you consider leadership?"

"Stop pretending to me!" The senior sister rushed to Su Bai's bed and pulled his arm, "Student brother, you look so handsome, why don't you wear an ancient costume and play a musical instrument or something, your girlfriend Don't you play the piano, you just play the flute?"

"Then I have to know it too!" Su Bai was numb, "Wait, my girlfriend? You even know this?"

"Hey, who doesn't know, a couple of gods and gods came here in the freshman year... No, let's not digress, your looks are really suitable for folk music."

"A look suitable for folk music..." Su Bai was suddenly curious, "What does that mean?"

"Just look good, and don't be too strong."

So real!

In the end, Su Bai still refused, even though the seniors said that they don't need to know how to blow the flute at all, just put on a show, let's pursue a visual department, and just satisfy the lustful psychology of the seniors.

But Su Bai felt that this was outrageous, and there was a risk of being beaten to death by Brother Xia.

Then the big sister of the Ministry of Literature and Art went to persuade Li Haoran and asked him if he could sing with a male voice. Li Haoran gave a negative answer. Doncic's basketball level, the original voice may be Zhou Qi.

As for the eldest brother, the senior sister just ignored it.

The ghost who can write "The years I evaded the urban management to sell winter jujubes in Southwest Shandong" on the report form for the show, and he is not handsome, so don't expect anything from him.

So only Kong Feili was left, and the senior sister went to the next bedroom to catch Kong Feili, but got unexpected results.

Ning Ziheng, as the squad leader ignored by the instructors, finally fulfilled his duties as a squad leader and organized group activities for the first time.

He said that he wanted to organize the students in the class to hold a chorus show. As an old man who had been in the chorus for three years in high school, Ning Ziheng was full of confidence.

"Hey, the chorus is good." The senior sister slid the tablet in her hand, "There is no group show at the moment, it's all personal, you just make up for the shortcomings, very good, very good, worthy of encouragement!"

Ning Ziheng was secretly proud of being encouraged by his senior sister.

Kong Feili wondered: "But, isn't Class 1 going to have a poetry recitation? That's also a group program, right?"

"Poetry recitation counts as a hammer program, purely to make up the numbers."

"..."

The next day, the Ministry of Literature and Art finally gathered the 13 programs required by the leader. In fact, there were only 12 programs. In the end, there was no way. Come to dance, it can be regarded as solving the problem by inviting foreign aid.

Day again.

The venue for the welcome party of the automobile department was chosen in the courtyard of the automobile research institute.

It is obviously free to hold an open-air party here. Originally, the minister of literature and art wanted to rent a small auditorium, but the budget has shrunk. He has no money, so he can only use a free and open-air venue.

"It is said that the reason for the shrinking of the budget is that the person in charge of the company that was sponsored by the External Relations Department was arrested for corruption, and they have not had time to find a new sponsor..."

A few circles of small stools were placed in the yard, and in an inconspicuous corner, Su Bai told the gossip he heard from nowhere.

Xia Jiangyue showed a skeptical expression. Engaging in corruption in a company is too far away from her innocent self. Ms. Jiang Chunmei is a decent teacher who never accepts red envelopes, and Xia Jiangyue's father is a decent and experienced teacher. A local official in Lingshan City who was tested by the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

Hearing the news, the eldest brother's expression was very irritable: "Damn it, why are there so many mosquitoes?"

Su Bai took a closer look, good guy, during the ten minutes of waiting for the welcome party to start, the eldest brother's arm was almost swollen.

So Su Bai took out a small bottle of toilet water from the pocket of his training uniform.

The eldest brother is very grateful: "Brother Su Bai is really considerate. He is the most mature man I have ever met. By the way, speaking of precocity, there is a pig raiser in our village. His child is actually 11 years old... "

"Shut up!!" Su Bai and Li Haoran yelled angrily.

Many students were obviously not aware of the biodiversity of the Che Research Institute, more than half of the students did not spray toilet water, so Su Bai's toilet water became a public product, and when it was passed around and returned to Su Bai, there was only a little left.

The rest of the students were sprayed with Ning Ziheng's toilet water. They were all members of the chorus show. After just one day of training, they already had the confidence to perform on stage.

After all, anyone who knows the level of orientation in the department knows everything.

The first few students who appeared on stage were all soloists without exception. This was the easiest program to discover. Unfortunately, they were all at the level of excess emotion and insufficient skill. The deputy director of the automobile department who was sitting in the auditorium watched it, and his brows began to frown.

Until Xia Jiangyue came on stage.

(End of this chapter)