Gabriel's happy life

Chapter 236 Vinay’s toilet invitation

Thinking like this, Lu Cheng had a new understanding of his power.

Speaking of which, can I use permissions to open a buff similar to the previous invisible man? Forget it, since it has exploded anyway, just treat it as a part of normal life.

Lu Cheng thought, a purple-haired man had already walked to the edge of his seat, but he was not here to see him.

"Xiaojia wants to go to the toilet together."

If you don't know how to live among humans, over time, you will also get a little bit of human living habits, for example.

Just like a human woman inviting her friends to go to the bathroom together, Vinay sent an invitation to the bathroom to her female angel best friend.

In front of Vinay, Gabriel sat upright, looking very focused, with her eyes wide open.

Facing Vinay's invitation to the toilet, Gabriel remained indifferent.

No way. A not so good idea came to Wei Nai's mind.

Xiaojia is asleep? !

"Yes, it's what you think." Lu Cheng calmly took a sip of water and explained.

"In order to prevent sleeping in an important history class and then being punished, Baili developed a unique technique of sleeping with her eyes open a long time ago."

The corner of Wei Nai's mouth twitched: "Xiaojia is really good at catching fish."

"Now what."

Wei Nai didn't know what she was thinking about, so she said blankly: "Then senior, you want to go with me."

"?"

Lu Cheng pointed at himself in surprise: "My son?"

Suddenly, Lu Cheng felt something bad. As expected, as soon as Wei Nai's words came out, some bad rumors began to spread in the class.

In this regard, Lu Cheng gradually became somewhat resistant.

After all, adolescent boys and girls are like this. They are free-thinking and energetic. They are all fun-loving people and will not let go of any gossip.

"Ah! No, no, no! I, I, I, I accidentally got distracted!"

Wei Naiqiao blushed and explained weakly: "I was just thinking about how to better integrate into human society without going to the toilet with my friends."

"Then all of a sudden, I got distracted."

"Understood, understood." Lu Cheng gestured OK, and then said based on his experience as a human in the past: "To integrate into human society, you must first be on the same channel as humans."

For example, normal humans would not associate going to the bathroom with friends with integrating into human society. "

"But all the other human girls in the nest do this."

"However, the fact is that human beings are far more abstract than we think. You can just do whatever you should do. Even if you say that you are not a human in front of all your classmates, no one will take it seriously."

Lu Cheng motioned to Wei Nai to look at Satania who was going crazy. From a certain point of view, Satania was doing very well and was regarded as an extremely middle-class girl by the class.

"That's true, but every time something happens that I don't understand, I feel out of tune with the people around me."

Wei Nai made a palpitating expression: "Every time I feel guilty, I really can't stand it."

"Perhaps you can consider destroying the world to strengthen your courage, so that Vinay will no longer feel guilty."

Gabrielle woke up at some point and said with a small face.

Lu Cheng nodded in approval: "I agree, open a window for yourself first, so that you won't feel guilty anymore. This can be regarded as the beginning of integrating into human society from the window effect."

Wei Nai said helplessly: "Don't say such terrible words so plainly."

"Even you, senior."

Suddenly, a long, straight black figure appeared next to several people. "But now that the human world has been destroyed, is there any point in pretending to be human again?"

It’s class president Machiko.

A drop of cold sweat slid down Wei Nai's face. She was already feeling guilty: "Squad leader, have you heard this?"

"correct."

The monitor tilted his head slightly: "Where are you going to start destroying the world?"

Lu Cheng and others looked at squad leader Machiko in silence.

Wei Nai was already sweating profusely, her mouth started babbling in panic, and she felt like her whole body was twisted with guilt.

It's... it's so spicy! ! !

After Lu Cheng was silent for two seconds, he smiled relievedly and said, "Of course it starts at school."

"Haha, Mr. Lu Cheng is really good at joking. How can it be so easy to destroy the world?" Machiko joked, shaking her hand.

"And remember to avoid your classmates when discussing this next time. After all, we have just finished history class. If the teacher catches you talking like this, you may be punished as well as the class."

As soon as Machiko finished speaking, the petrified Vinay fell to the ground from in front of her, breaking into pieces.

Machiko was stunned for a moment, her eyes drifted silently to Vinay who was lying on the ground, and then looked up at Lu Cheng and Gabriel.

Lu Cheng also looked at Machiko, wondering how humans in this world would respond to such a situation.

"You guys." Machiko opened his mouth.

"Do you have a broom and glue?"

A few minutes later, with the help of the master craftsman Machiko, Wei Nai recovered and began to apologize frantically. During this period, she suddenly realized that maybe this is what Lu Cheng said - human beings are far more abstract than she imagined. .

But Lu Cheng realized far more than Wei Nai.

He feels that demons and angels have not been discovered so far in human society.

Some of them were contaminated by angels and demons from the beginning, and some of them may be because humans themselves are also very abstract.

In short, in the face of Vinay's apology for causing trouble to you, Machiko waved her hands repeatedly, saying that this was what she should do as a monitor.

Then, Machiko took out his little notebook.

"Let's start with you first. Lu Cheng, Tianzhen, and Tsukinose's school anniversary is coming soon. May I ask what your specialties are and whether you have the desire to perform."

"School anniversary?" Gabriel's ears twitched.

"Yes, every class must register for at least one performance. Now we are just counting the data of each student. Then we will refer to the collective opinions to decide on the program."

Gabriel's eyes flashed: "Do all classes have to turn their classes into small shops to generate income, especially since there will be a whole food court on the playground!"

Why do you know about the school anniversary?

Machiko said: "That's right."

"May I ask what Tianzhen's specialty is?"

"eat."

"If it's just for eating, I should."

"I also play games, especially online games. I'm also good at sleeping, and there's more..." Gabriel counted on his fingers one by one, and was very positive about the school anniversary.

There is absolutely no useful specialty! Machiko was very satisfied, but she still wrote down a few big words in her notebook: "eat, drink, have sex, have fun".

"So show-stopping"

"zero!"

Before the monitor could finish speaking, Gabriel made a big cross with his arm.

(End of this chapter)