Campus beauties living together

"Pixiu? It is said that dragons have nine sons, each of which is different. Could it be that you are the legendary Pixiu who has no asshole?" Xie Feiyu recalled the information about Pixiu he had read from somewhere, but he couldn't remember anything else, but it had no asshole. , but the feature of eating but not venting is really special, which makes him remember deeply.

"Boy, you are looking for death!" The Pixiu kicked Xie Feiyu to the ground and rolled several meters away, and it took him a long time to get up until he grinned in pain.

"Hey, I said that you are not so uncultivated, right? You don't have an asshole, and I didn't say it. It was passed down from the legend. I just read it from the book. Even if the legend is wrong , how can you blame me?" Xie Feiyu stood there far away, defending himself.

"Legend? Now that you know it's a legend, how can you say that about me? Also, I remembered, you seemed to call me 'I gave birth to a son without an ass hole' just now, didn't you? It seems that you already know who I am , You mean it, don't you?" That Pixiu glared at Xie Feiyu angrily, looking like he wanted to catch up with him to inquire about his crimes, so scared that Xie Feiyu quickly stepped back a few steps, and hid behind an ancient pagoda.

"I said you have to be reasonable? I didn't even see you clearly just now, so how could I recognize you? Even if I saw you, I wouldn't have thought that you were the legendary Pixiu, right? Well, I will correct it now. Is my explanation okay?" Xie Feiyu poked his head out from behind the ancient pagoda, and continued to explain to the furious Pixiu.

"Hmph, it's not too bad." Pai Yao said angrily.

"Since it's all right, you continue to be your great god here, and I have to go back to my world, okay?" Xie Feiyu continued, he didn't want to chat with such a "sacred beast" here. Yes, I've finished my work, so I'd better go back and sleep with my little beauty Chu Yanan in my arms.

"Hmph, no, of course not! It's not easy for someone from my hometown to come in. No matter what, you have to stay with me here for a few months."

"A few months? Boss, you don't have to be so ruthless, right? I'm very busy, let alone a lot of things waiting for me to deal with in the real world. If I don't go back for a few months, I'm afraid that my body will You have to be treated as a vegetable." Xie Feiyu was really shocked when he heard this.

"How about a few days at the head office?"

"No, I really don't have time."

"One day, one day at the head office, right?"

"No, up to two hours. Otherwise, even if you force me to stay here, I won't say a word to you." Xie Feiyu thought for a while, then stretched out two fingers and said.Go back in two hours, and it is estimated that I can still catch up with the time for breakfast.

"I said just one day, or I'll break your leg and lock you up here."

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"Hey, why don't you talk anymore? Are you scared?"

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"Okay, okay, as long as you are obedient, I will never treat you badly."

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"Hey, I said, why don't you talk anymore, kid? Are you trying to kill me?"

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"Dumb?"

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"If you don't talk anymore, believe it or not, I will eat you?"

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"Fuck, I'm convinced, can you just talk to me?"

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"Okay, I promise you, I'll let you go in two hours, that's fine."

"keep your word!"

"Of course, I'm a god. What a god says is a myth, so it's natural."

"Then you change my face first, I'm not used to talking in front of a mirror, especially your mirror is still dusted."

"Okay, okay, that's fine." Pixiu reached out and wiped his face, and Seti's face appeared in front of Xie Feiyu's eyes.

"Okay, that's about the same. Let's talk about it. If you have any troubles, you can pour it out quickly? But although we are fellow villagers, we also say our ugly words first. My time is very precious. I will chat with you here. You You have to give me some benefits." Xie Feiyu finally figured out the weakness of this Pixiu, this is a bored and panicked torment, and I don't know why he stays here and doesn't go out.Hehe, since this is the case, I want to see if I can get any benefits from you.

"Benefits? What benefits do you want?" Pai Yao was stunned and asked.

"Didn't you say that you are that kind of god? Then you must have a lot of magic weapons and the like, so you just give me ten or eight of them?"

"Hehe, this... so I do have a lot of treasures, but since my body was destroyed by those bastards, I lost them all." Pai Yao said with a sneer.

"Then, goodbye!" Xie Feiyu waved his hand, as if he was going to leave.

"How about I teach you a set of exercises as a reward, okay?" Pixiu gritted his teeth.

"Cultivation method? What kind of cultivation method?" Xie Feiyu's heart was moved. It couldn't be some kind of cultivation method to become a god, right?

"I think you are also a conscious body, but your mental power is still very weak. I have a set of exercises for cultivating mental power here, which will definitely be of great benefit to you." Pixiu blinked and said.

"Oh? Those who practice spiritual power? Show me first."

"Don't panic, just finish chatting with me first, and I will teach you naturally." A cunning flashed in Pixiu's eyes. "However, this exercise is an untold secret of our dragon clan. After you learn it, you have to call me master."

"Master? You see, you are the son of a dragon. We Chinese are all descendants of the dragon. You have taught me the secret of your dragon family, isn't it? How vulgar is the title of master, so don't call it master." Right? How about you call me big brother, okay?" Xie Feiyu said with a smile.

"What? I call you big brother? It's almost like you calling me big brother!" Pixiu was so angry that he jumped up from the ground.

"Okay, then I will suffer a little bit and call you big brother." Xie Feiyu looked at Pixiu who was jumping in anger, and said with a smile.This was originally a little trick of his, and he was already satisfied to be able to change from a master to a big brother.

"What? How can you call me big brother? I'm your ancestor!"

"Hey, isn't that what you said just now? You can't count your words? You said it yourself, it's almost as good as letting me call you big brother, why didn't you admit it in a blink of an eye? You are a god, what the god said, That's a myth, a myth can't be a fart, right?" Xie Feiyu snickered inwardly.

"I..." Pixiu was speechless by Xie Feiyu's push.

"Okay, big brother, since this relationship is recognized, you should pour out your bitterness quickly, lest you can't finish talking in these two hours, and then beg me to spend more time." Xie Feiyu walked over, patted He patted Pixiu on the shoulder and said with a smile.

"You..." Pixiu fiercely shook off Xie Feiyu's hand on its shoulder, and sat down on the ground.

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