Gorgeous country
【005】It's really not a cucumber
The rural conditions are very restrictive and there is no swimming pool, so when it is hot, the children in Nanping Village like to go swimming in the Zimu River that passes through the village.If you bring a bar of soap at home, it is considered a bath.
After dinner, Li Qiang grabbed a towel and soap, and was about to run out in his trousers, but he suddenly noticed a difference—the trousers were too small.
He looked down, wow, good guy, this thing is actually this big in its normal state?The trousers that were a little too big in the past are now stretched to the full.However, Li Qiang didn't feel embarrassed at all. On the contrary, he felt a little complacent. After all, this is a symbol of a man, isn't it?
So, he walked towards the Zimu River so arrogantly.
The Zimu River can be said to be the mother river of Nanping Village. Although some people with good conditions have already dug wells, they still come here habitually to wash rice and wash clothes. This seems to have become a habit.
After all, there aren't many good-looking TVs these days, and it's just a central station if you turn it upside down.This makes the life in the countryside very boring. The entertainment of the villagers is either to do that in bed or gossip.
Walking far away, Li Qiang saw that there were already many people standing beside the water dispenser. Seeing the crowd, he was overjoyed, and his pace involuntarily quickened.
"Hey, Li Qiang, what's the good stuff in your crotch, it's so bulging!"
As soon as he approached the water machine, Wu Siping from the village shouted.
Li Qiang chuckled, thinking that Lao Tzu's work is very good now, but he can't tell others about this kind of thing, so he ignored Wu Siping and went to a woman about his age who was washing her hair by the side of the ditch. The child said: "Ji Guofang, with so many men here, how dare you come here to wash your hair? Are you afraid they will take advantage of you?"
The girl named Ji Guofang was not an easy boss either, her face flushed, she gave a piss, and spat: "You think everyone is like you, that thing looks like a dog, the dog must be here It’s time to draft it, and you think about it all the time. But the dog is a big thing, can you do it?”
Most of the girls in the countryside have very poisonous mouths, and they dare to curse at anything. Li Qiang yelled at her, raised his chest high, and said, "Huh, Ji Guofang, don't look down on people, you believe If you don’t believe me, I’m calling your dick right now?”
"Damn, miss me just like you? Dream on! Go back and find the sow in your pigsty!" Ji Guofang laughed, but got up at the same time, she is a girl after all, talking about these things The words are already very bold.
"Hey, don't run away..." Seeing Ji Guofang run away, Li Qiang felt angry, thinking that I'm so alive now, that one day I'll make you, a sharp-mouthed little brat, cry and beg for mercy .
Seeing Li Qiang being ridiculed by Ji Guofang, everyone also burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at? Believe it or not, I beat you up?" Li Qiang rolled his eyes, revealing a ruthless expression.As soon as his harsh words came out, all those teenagers shut their mouths and dared not speak.
This Li Qiang is a beast, with incomparable strength, even two grown-ups could not defeat him, and it was even rarer to meet him among his peers.This guy had a bad temper, and he beat up almost all the children in the village. For this reason, the parents of those people went to the Li family's house to complain to Li Yufeng.
Seeing everyone shut up, Li Qiang jumped into the ditch with satisfaction.
"Xiao Fei, why are you taking a bath alone?" Li Qiang saw that there was a child in the ditch. The child was chubby, with a silly smile on his face, his eyes didn't look like a normal person, and his mouth was still drooling .
"My mother washes clothes by the river, she brought me here!" Xiao Fei pointed at the Zimu River below with his chubby fingers.
Li Qiang looked, and sure enough there was a woman washing clothes there.This woman's name is Guo Yuzhen, and she is also a top-notch beauty in Nanping Village.However, this woman's reputation is not very good. It is rumored that she has an affair with other men. As for whether it is true or not, Li Qiang doesn't know.
But he thought about this woman in his heart, the sign of this woman is good, especially the plump buttocks, which can make men drool just by looking at them.
Li Qiang heard others say that women with big butts have strong needs. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shift his gaze to his body.
In the astonishment of everyone, he climbed ashore from the ditch and walked directly to the water platform by the Zimu River.
"Aunt Yuzhen, where's the laundry?" Li Qiang yelled loudly, thinking of Guo Yuzhen's good work just now, he had already reacted to his work. In order to attract Guo Yuzhen's attention, he deliberately rubbed the big guy a few times. The entire crotch was pushed up, as if a big cucumber was stuffed inside.
"Well, yes, Qiangzi, what are you doing..." Guo Yuzhen wiped the sweat from her forehead, and just as soon as she turned her head, she saw the change in Li Qiang's crotch. Staring at Li Qiang.
Li Qiang was proud of himself, this woman is really not a serious person as others said, but that's okay, I managed to get you into my hands.
"Aunt Yuzhen, what are you doing?" Li Qiang asked intentionally, with a smirk on his lips.
"You brat, what are you doing with the cucumber in your crotch?" Guo Yuzhen said with a glance at Li Qiang.In fact, Guo Yuzhen can't be blamed for this, because the work under Li Qiang's body is really weird and tight, and it doesn't look like a guy that a human being should have at all.
Li Qiang quit after hearing this, "Auntie, you are so bloody, if you don't believe me, feel it to see if it's true or not!"
Guo Yuzhen looked around, smiled softly, and said, "You little cunning, do you want to take advantage of my old lady? Before your hair grows, you want to think of women like others." After finishing speaking, she continued to wash clothes. Pay attention to Li Qiang.
Li Qiang, who was distrusted by others, was in a hurry. Although he often lied, but now he was not believed by others if he didn't lie, how could he bear it.
But Guo Yuzhen seemed determined to think that she was lying to her, so what should I do?Li Qiang thought about it, and suddenly, seeing Zimuhe, his eyes lit up, and his face was full of smiles.
With a "plop", Li Qiang dived into the Zimu River like a fish. With such a sudden jump, all the water splashed on Guo Yuzhen's body and wet her aunt.
"You little bastard, you used a cucumber to lie to my old lady, and now I've wet my whole body. If you have the guts, my old lady will definitely settle accounts with you!" Guo Yuzhen stood up angrily, with her left hand on her hip, and her right hand holding Stick, a little pungent.
Li Qiang raised his head in the water, spit out the water in his mouth, smiled, and said, "Aunt Yuzhen, don't be angry, you will be happy when you see what I gave you!"
Seeing him, Guo Yuzhen still said that, thinking that you are a bad boy with no hair, and you are still trying to lie to my wife. If I don’t teach you a lesson today, my mother’s surname is not Guo!
"Okay, I won't beat you, but if you can't come up with anything, don't blame me for turning my face and denying people!"
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After dinner, Li Qiang grabbed a towel and soap, and was about to run out in his trousers, but he suddenly noticed a difference—the trousers were too small.
He looked down, wow, good guy, this thing is actually this big in its normal state?The trousers that were a little too big in the past are now stretched to the full.However, Li Qiang didn't feel embarrassed at all. On the contrary, he felt a little complacent. After all, this is a symbol of a man, isn't it?
So, he walked towards the Zimu River so arrogantly.
The Zimu River can be said to be the mother river of Nanping Village. Although some people with good conditions have already dug wells, they still come here habitually to wash rice and wash clothes. This seems to have become a habit.
After all, there aren't many good-looking TVs these days, and it's just a central station if you turn it upside down.This makes the life in the countryside very boring. The entertainment of the villagers is either to do that in bed or gossip.
Walking far away, Li Qiang saw that there were already many people standing beside the water dispenser. Seeing the crowd, he was overjoyed, and his pace involuntarily quickened.
"Hey, Li Qiang, what's the good stuff in your crotch, it's so bulging!"
As soon as he approached the water machine, Wu Siping from the village shouted.
Li Qiang chuckled, thinking that Lao Tzu's work is very good now, but he can't tell others about this kind of thing, so he ignored Wu Siping and went to a woman about his age who was washing her hair by the side of the ditch. The child said: "Ji Guofang, with so many men here, how dare you come here to wash your hair? Are you afraid they will take advantage of you?"
The girl named Ji Guofang was not an easy boss either, her face flushed, she gave a piss, and spat: "You think everyone is like you, that thing looks like a dog, the dog must be here It’s time to draft it, and you think about it all the time. But the dog is a big thing, can you do it?”
Most of the girls in the countryside have very poisonous mouths, and they dare to curse at anything. Li Qiang yelled at her, raised his chest high, and said, "Huh, Ji Guofang, don't look down on people, you believe If you don’t believe me, I’m calling your dick right now?”
"Damn, miss me just like you? Dream on! Go back and find the sow in your pigsty!" Ji Guofang laughed, but got up at the same time, she is a girl after all, talking about these things The words are already very bold.
"Hey, don't run away..." Seeing Ji Guofang run away, Li Qiang felt angry, thinking that I'm so alive now, that one day I'll make you, a sharp-mouthed little brat, cry and beg for mercy .
Seeing Li Qiang being ridiculed by Ji Guofang, everyone also burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at? Believe it or not, I beat you up?" Li Qiang rolled his eyes, revealing a ruthless expression.As soon as his harsh words came out, all those teenagers shut their mouths and dared not speak.
This Li Qiang is a beast, with incomparable strength, even two grown-ups could not defeat him, and it was even rarer to meet him among his peers.This guy had a bad temper, and he beat up almost all the children in the village. For this reason, the parents of those people went to the Li family's house to complain to Li Yufeng.
Seeing everyone shut up, Li Qiang jumped into the ditch with satisfaction.
"Xiao Fei, why are you taking a bath alone?" Li Qiang saw that there was a child in the ditch. The child was chubby, with a silly smile on his face, his eyes didn't look like a normal person, and his mouth was still drooling .
"My mother washes clothes by the river, she brought me here!" Xiao Fei pointed at the Zimu River below with his chubby fingers.
Li Qiang looked, and sure enough there was a woman washing clothes there.This woman's name is Guo Yuzhen, and she is also a top-notch beauty in Nanping Village.However, this woman's reputation is not very good. It is rumored that she has an affair with other men. As for whether it is true or not, Li Qiang doesn't know.
But he thought about this woman in his heart, the sign of this woman is good, especially the plump buttocks, which can make men drool just by looking at them.
Li Qiang heard others say that women with big butts have strong needs. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shift his gaze to his body.
In the astonishment of everyone, he climbed ashore from the ditch and walked directly to the water platform by the Zimu River.
"Aunt Yuzhen, where's the laundry?" Li Qiang yelled loudly, thinking of Guo Yuzhen's good work just now, he had already reacted to his work. In order to attract Guo Yuzhen's attention, he deliberately rubbed the big guy a few times. The entire crotch was pushed up, as if a big cucumber was stuffed inside.
"Well, yes, Qiangzi, what are you doing..." Guo Yuzhen wiped the sweat from her forehead, and just as soon as she turned her head, she saw the change in Li Qiang's crotch. Staring at Li Qiang.
Li Qiang was proud of himself, this woman is really not a serious person as others said, but that's okay, I managed to get you into my hands.
"Aunt Yuzhen, what are you doing?" Li Qiang asked intentionally, with a smirk on his lips.
"You brat, what are you doing with the cucumber in your crotch?" Guo Yuzhen said with a glance at Li Qiang.In fact, Guo Yuzhen can't be blamed for this, because the work under Li Qiang's body is really weird and tight, and it doesn't look like a guy that a human being should have at all.
Li Qiang quit after hearing this, "Auntie, you are so bloody, if you don't believe me, feel it to see if it's true or not!"
Guo Yuzhen looked around, smiled softly, and said, "You little cunning, do you want to take advantage of my old lady? Before your hair grows, you want to think of women like others." After finishing speaking, she continued to wash clothes. Pay attention to Li Qiang.
Li Qiang, who was distrusted by others, was in a hurry. Although he often lied, but now he was not believed by others if he didn't lie, how could he bear it.
But Guo Yuzhen seemed determined to think that she was lying to her, so what should I do?Li Qiang thought about it, and suddenly, seeing Zimuhe, his eyes lit up, and his face was full of smiles.
With a "plop", Li Qiang dived into the Zimu River like a fish. With such a sudden jump, all the water splashed on Guo Yuzhen's body and wet her aunt.
"You little bastard, you used a cucumber to lie to my old lady, and now I've wet my whole body. If you have the guts, my old lady will definitely settle accounts with you!" Guo Yuzhen stood up angrily, with her left hand on her hip, and her right hand holding Stick, a little pungent.
Li Qiang raised his head in the water, spit out the water in his mouth, smiled, and said, "Aunt Yuzhen, don't be angry, you will be happy when you see what I gave you!"
Seeing him, Guo Yuzhen still said that, thinking that you are a bad boy with no hair, and you are still trying to lie to my wife. If I don’t teach you a lesson today, my mother’s surname is not Guo!
"Okay, I won't beat you, but if you can't come up with anything, don't blame me for turning my face and denying people!"
Note to readers:
Brothers, please do more in your collection. By the way, please recommend, praise, and reward.Thanks!
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