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Chapter 20 The amount of alcohol of the little master's uncle is so terrifying [New book for co
Chapter 20 The amount of alcohol of the little master's uncle is so terrifying [New book for collection! 】
When the pot was exhausted, the branches on the moon, and even the entire earth seemed to be dyed a rich ink color with drunkenness.Only the glazed lanterns under the eaves flickered brightly and dimly, and it seemed that they were going to sleep together with this quiet late night.
Yue Shuang was lying on the stone table weakly, leaning against her arms gently, "I heard that Junior Sister Lin Xi seems to have a big fight with the Sect Master on this Hidden God Peak. Young Master Uncle, please call me here. Drinking, shouldn't it have something to do with this?"
"Not really." Chang Ge patted her cheek vigorously, trying to regain her remaining sanity, "I just think this wine is brought, and no one enjoys it together, which is a pity."
"Isn't it a waste of time to have good wine and not drink it!"
Yue Shuang and Bai Xiao stared at the obvious loneliness under the cheerful expression on her face, but they kindly didn't reveal it.
"Little Master Uncle Missing Immortal Realm a little?" Bai Xiao moved his body and blocked the cool night wind that was blowing towards the opposite side where the long song was.
".Xianjie?" Changge's expression was dazed, and after a while, he slowly realized his current identity, "Yeah. Xianjie."
"God of the fairy world, fairy, there has never been such an intimate bond with you mortals."
"Although everyone lives their own lives freely, they have never been distracted by other immortals. The indifference is a little colder, but in the end, it's still a good place." Sushou, looking at the clear silver light splashing from the moon through the fingers.
It seems that on the far away Guanghan Palace, there is her untouchable hometown
"Wait until the little master uncle finds the old person in the underworld and asks about the past events you want to know, can't you set off and go back?" Bai Xiao smiled warmly, and quietly removed the half-drinking cup in front of Changge.
"Go back? Can't go back." Changge put down his hand and muttered, "It's gone, it's gone when I wake up. I can't go back."
Hearing this, Bai Xiao turned to look at Yue Shuang in surprise.The latter was also caught off guard by Changge's sudden and overwhelming sadness, and even the drinking dissipated a lot in an instant, but he could only shake his head blankly at Bai Xiao.
This. The world only knows that the Immortal Ladder will no longer come, but they have never heard of any earth-shattering changes in the Immortal Realm.What this little Immortal Venerable said, is there nothing left? ? ?
Or is it that the immortals of this lower realm can no longer return to the immortal realm by themselves?No way. In the past, the immortals who traveled to and from the mortal world, didn't they all benefit from the future and then returned after stepping on the clouds?
Bai Xiao was still quite awake. He stared at the little god in front of him, and couldn't help but clenched the jade cup in his hand.
The sudden appearance of Changge in the Jingyuan Valley is more complicated than they imagined.
It's just that Immortal Venerable is obviously unwilling to elaborate, and they don't have the confidence to ask the truth about things in the Immortal Realm.
Bai Xiao, who is a personal favorite, a well-known leader among the younger generation of monks in the Quartet, at this moment, began to feel a little annoyed that his cultivation speed was too slow.
Yue Shuang held her cheeks aside, staring at the unpredictable expression on Bai Xiao's face with great interest.
"The little uncle must be tired today, why don't you go back to the main hall to rest early. Junior Brother Gou, send us off."
"Okay! Well said!" Changge got up staggeringly and was about to walk forward, "Son of the white dog, I will go back to the palace myself, remember to send Yue Yue back to the library!"
Immediately, he stretched out his hand proudly, "She! Drunker than me!"
Yue Shuang saw that the slack-eyed little uncle was about to step on his left foot in the next second, and grabbed her in horror.
"The direction of the grooves is wrong, this way! =A="
Who is more drunk than who, little ancestor, wake up! ! !Moreover, what the hell is Yue Yue called, God!
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Going down the mountain along the winding gravel road in front of the main hall of Hidden God Peak, Yue Shuang followed Bai Xiao and snickered strangely from time to time.
"Senior sister." Bai Xiao couldn't bear it any longer and turned around suddenly, "Enough is enough."
"Yo. What's the matter, you don't want to make people laugh?" Yue Shuang fiddled with the curly hair on his forehead, looking at the frantic appearance of the younger junior brother, the more he laughed and trembled.
"I've already seen that you son of a bitch is happy with your little uncle, but you still refuse to admit it. No, you just looked at the little uncle, didn't you feel bad?"
"Senior sister, you!!!" Bai Xiao seemed to be getting a little drunk, and said with a flushed face, "Even if it's true, how can the immortal venerable be so beautiful, and where is it that an ordinary cultivator like me can match. "
"Tsk. I should admit it earlier. People who are dishonest are really annoying." Yue Shuang was already a little unable to walk after walking for a while, so she simply sat down in the middle of the stone road.
"hiss"
Madd, was sloppy.After drinking too much, I forgot that Hidden God Peak is not a stone road.
"Cough. Junior Brother, listen to Senior Sister's advice, life is alive, and alive and alive will be gone. There are joys and sorrows, the moon is full of shortcomings, you have to really ask for everything to go well before you are willing to take the first step, then this life is really true. It's so boring."
"What about the Immortal Realm? What if you haven't descended on the Immortal Stairs for a thousand years? Wouldn't it be a pleasure to wait for you to succeed in your cultivation and step through the void and fight side by side with your little master uncle!"
"The most important thing that old man Xu Yu taught me is that he doesn't believe in fate! If it wasn't for his old man who rescued me who was kidnapped when I was young, I'm afraid I would be the furnace of the Hehuan Sect in the West Nether Realm now. Ding!"
"I can cultivate to Nascent Soul. Junior Brother! You are too arrogant and underestimated yourself!"
I don't know if it was because of drinking, but Yue Shuang's impassioned speech made Bai Xiao emotional.
Cultivating Taoism, becoming immortal, and competing with this world for a peak!If there is someone who can be ranked in the immortal class, at least, the face of Xiaoxianzun will no longer appear as lonely as it is today!
Bai Xiao suddenly felt relieved, and also walked to Yue Shuang and sat down.Just as I was about to open my mouth to thank Senior Sister for her sincere teaching by taking me as an example, I turned around and saw the other party's cunning smile. "Of course, with my current cultivation base, I must be the first to ascend to the Immortal. Naturally, I am also the first to accompany the Immortal Venerable. Junior Brother, you have to go back a little bit."
?
I don't know if my surname is Gou, but you are a real dog.
Murder is heartbreaking, but that's it.
The cold night wind brushed the hem of their clothes, making Yue Shuang drink a lot more conscious.
"Junior brother, I actually wanted to ask just now. There were three pots of bars on the table, and you and I each made a pot. When we were all drinking, most of the pots that the younger master had was divided between the two of us. Bar?"
Bai Xiao raised his head and thought for a moment, then nodded as if he had confirmed something in his memory, "Indeed."
"So, how much did she drink?"
"Probably, two or three?"
"."
"."
In such a silent and desperate look at each other, the two reached a wonderful consensus that did not need to be said.
If Young Master Uncle goes to Wuji Peak someday, I am afraid that he will be drunk and carried back by those old guys.
This amount of alcohol is even worse than the group of milk dolls running around outside the door.
"Junior brother, let's not let the little uncle touch the wine in the future." (_)
(End of this chapter)
When the pot was exhausted, the branches on the moon, and even the entire earth seemed to be dyed a rich ink color with drunkenness.Only the glazed lanterns under the eaves flickered brightly and dimly, and it seemed that they were going to sleep together with this quiet late night.
Yue Shuang was lying on the stone table weakly, leaning against her arms gently, "I heard that Junior Sister Lin Xi seems to have a big fight with the Sect Master on this Hidden God Peak. Young Master Uncle, please call me here. Drinking, shouldn't it have something to do with this?"
"Not really." Chang Ge patted her cheek vigorously, trying to regain her remaining sanity, "I just think this wine is brought, and no one enjoys it together, which is a pity."
"Isn't it a waste of time to have good wine and not drink it!"
Yue Shuang and Bai Xiao stared at the obvious loneliness under the cheerful expression on her face, but they kindly didn't reveal it.
"Little Master Uncle Missing Immortal Realm a little?" Bai Xiao moved his body and blocked the cool night wind that was blowing towards the opposite side where the long song was.
".Xianjie?" Changge's expression was dazed, and after a while, he slowly realized his current identity, "Yeah. Xianjie."
"God of the fairy world, fairy, there has never been such an intimate bond with you mortals."
"Although everyone lives their own lives freely, they have never been distracted by other immortals. The indifference is a little colder, but in the end, it's still a good place." Sushou, looking at the clear silver light splashing from the moon through the fingers.
It seems that on the far away Guanghan Palace, there is her untouchable hometown
"Wait until the little master uncle finds the old person in the underworld and asks about the past events you want to know, can't you set off and go back?" Bai Xiao smiled warmly, and quietly removed the half-drinking cup in front of Changge.
"Go back? Can't go back." Changge put down his hand and muttered, "It's gone, it's gone when I wake up. I can't go back."
Hearing this, Bai Xiao turned to look at Yue Shuang in surprise.The latter was also caught off guard by Changge's sudden and overwhelming sadness, and even the drinking dissipated a lot in an instant, but he could only shake his head blankly at Bai Xiao.
This. The world only knows that the Immortal Ladder will no longer come, but they have never heard of any earth-shattering changes in the Immortal Realm.What this little Immortal Venerable said, is there nothing left? ? ?
Or is it that the immortals of this lower realm can no longer return to the immortal realm by themselves?No way. In the past, the immortals who traveled to and from the mortal world, didn't they all benefit from the future and then returned after stepping on the clouds?
Bai Xiao was still quite awake. He stared at the little god in front of him, and couldn't help but clenched the jade cup in his hand.
The sudden appearance of Changge in the Jingyuan Valley is more complicated than they imagined.
It's just that Immortal Venerable is obviously unwilling to elaborate, and they don't have the confidence to ask the truth about things in the Immortal Realm.
Bai Xiao, who is a personal favorite, a well-known leader among the younger generation of monks in the Quartet, at this moment, began to feel a little annoyed that his cultivation speed was too slow.
Yue Shuang held her cheeks aside, staring at the unpredictable expression on Bai Xiao's face with great interest.
"The little uncle must be tired today, why don't you go back to the main hall to rest early. Junior Brother Gou, send us off."
"Okay! Well said!" Changge got up staggeringly and was about to walk forward, "Son of the white dog, I will go back to the palace myself, remember to send Yue Yue back to the library!"
Immediately, he stretched out his hand proudly, "She! Drunker than me!"
Yue Shuang saw that the slack-eyed little uncle was about to step on his left foot in the next second, and grabbed her in horror.
"The direction of the grooves is wrong, this way! =A="
Who is more drunk than who, little ancestor, wake up! ! !Moreover, what the hell is Yue Yue called, God!
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Going down the mountain along the winding gravel road in front of the main hall of Hidden God Peak, Yue Shuang followed Bai Xiao and snickered strangely from time to time.
"Senior sister." Bai Xiao couldn't bear it any longer and turned around suddenly, "Enough is enough."
"Yo. What's the matter, you don't want to make people laugh?" Yue Shuang fiddled with the curly hair on his forehead, looking at the frantic appearance of the younger junior brother, the more he laughed and trembled.
"I've already seen that you son of a bitch is happy with your little uncle, but you still refuse to admit it. No, you just looked at the little uncle, didn't you feel bad?"
"Senior sister, you!!!" Bai Xiao seemed to be getting a little drunk, and said with a flushed face, "Even if it's true, how can the immortal venerable be so beautiful, and where is it that an ordinary cultivator like me can match. "
"Tsk. I should admit it earlier. People who are dishonest are really annoying." Yue Shuang was already a little unable to walk after walking for a while, so she simply sat down in the middle of the stone road.
"hiss"
Madd, was sloppy.After drinking too much, I forgot that Hidden God Peak is not a stone road.
"Cough. Junior Brother, listen to Senior Sister's advice, life is alive, and alive and alive will be gone. There are joys and sorrows, the moon is full of shortcomings, you have to really ask for everything to go well before you are willing to take the first step, then this life is really true. It's so boring."
"What about the Immortal Realm? What if you haven't descended on the Immortal Stairs for a thousand years? Wouldn't it be a pleasure to wait for you to succeed in your cultivation and step through the void and fight side by side with your little master uncle!"
"The most important thing that old man Xu Yu taught me is that he doesn't believe in fate! If it wasn't for his old man who rescued me who was kidnapped when I was young, I'm afraid I would be the furnace of the Hehuan Sect in the West Nether Realm now. Ding!"
"I can cultivate to Nascent Soul. Junior Brother! You are too arrogant and underestimated yourself!"
I don't know if it was because of drinking, but Yue Shuang's impassioned speech made Bai Xiao emotional.
Cultivating Taoism, becoming immortal, and competing with this world for a peak!If there is someone who can be ranked in the immortal class, at least, the face of Xiaoxianzun will no longer appear as lonely as it is today!
Bai Xiao suddenly felt relieved, and also walked to Yue Shuang and sat down.Just as I was about to open my mouth to thank Senior Sister for her sincere teaching by taking me as an example, I turned around and saw the other party's cunning smile. "Of course, with my current cultivation base, I must be the first to ascend to the Immortal. Naturally, I am also the first to accompany the Immortal Venerable. Junior Brother, you have to go back a little bit."
?
I don't know if my surname is Gou, but you are a real dog.
Murder is heartbreaking, but that's it.
The cold night wind brushed the hem of their clothes, making Yue Shuang drink a lot more conscious.
"Junior brother, I actually wanted to ask just now. There were three pots of bars on the table, and you and I each made a pot. When we were all drinking, most of the pots that the younger master had was divided between the two of us. Bar?"
Bai Xiao raised his head and thought for a moment, then nodded as if he had confirmed something in his memory, "Indeed."
"So, how much did she drink?"
"Probably, two or three?"
"."
"."
In such a silent and desperate look at each other, the two reached a wonderful consensus that did not need to be said.
If Young Master Uncle goes to Wuji Peak someday, I am afraid that he will be drunk and carried back by those old guys.
This amount of alcohol is even worse than the group of milk dolls running around outside the door.
"Junior brother, let's not let the little uncle touch the wine in the future." (_)
(End of this chapter)
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