The peasant girl is mighty

Chapter 105 Mother, I'll Give You a Coffin

After choosing the time, Zhang Bin took Lin Yu home.

Two people pushed the door at the same time and appeared, scaring the old lady.

Even though they had been prepared and the time was agreed in the letter, they were still frightened.

Seven or eight people in the room stared at them with surprised eyes.

Zhang Bin shouted to the leading old lady: "Mother."

"Hi, mother-in-law."

The old lady was very happy to see her son, her son was in her eyes and mouth.

"My son, why are you so thin? You're still dark!

What kind of life do you live? "

The old lady pulled Zhang Bin and looked at it again and again, feeling distressed.

"Auntie, you scared my sister-in-law." Zhang Chao came to play tricks.

Zhang Bin introduced Lin Yu and said to everyone, "This is my wife, surnamed Lin Mingyu. She is a strange person."

Zhang Bin summed it up in one sentence.

They (they) are still waiting for him to say a few more words.

Zhang Chao said last year that there was a fairy in Ronghua County who was dedicated to helping Zhang Bin.

What kind of specific, Zhang Chao did not say much.

First see people, the appearance is not what they like.

But not enough to offset her curiosity about them all.

Lin Yu respectfully bowed to the scholar and shouted, "Hello, mother."

The old lady didn't like Lin Yu very much, she felt that this daughter-in-law was not unlucky at all.

The face is thin and there is no trace of flesh, and the body is also shriveled.

It's still very dark, it doesn't look like a golden phoenix, and even the beggars outside won't turn back.

When Lin Yu saw her mother-in-law's expression turned pale, she knew she didn't like him very much.

He hurriedly used gifts to coax people, saying: "Mother, you have worked hard.

You worked so hard to raise my husband, and it was you who lived and saved to support this family. Without you, I would not have the husband I have now.

So I have a present for you. "

Everyone looked at her, wondering what kind of gift it was.

Zhang Bin: Solar lights or mobile phones?
Zhang Chao: Solar lights are best.

All relatives: what will it be?

In everyone's anticipation, Lin Yu touched his lips up and down and said a few words.

"Mother, I will give you a pair of coffins."

The old lady's expression changed immediately, "Are you cursing me to die?"

"Oh, Erlang, what kind of daughter-in-law did you find. It's just to piss people off."

"The coffin, it's actually a coffin, who is this?"

"A mountain savage who doesn't understand etiquette dares to be called a golden phoenix even though he is a pheasant."

"It's so ridiculous. My aunt is still showing off her fairy daughter-in-law to us.

Let's see what face she has in the future. "

Zhang Bin quickly explained: "Mother, Lin Yu didn't mean that."

"Doesn't mother like it?" Lin Yu asked.

"Bah, you're the one who likes it, I'll send you a big-headed ghost."

The old lady was not polite and was about to drive Lin Yu out.

Even Zhang Bin felt that this gift from Lin Yu was inappropriate. When he asked what it was, she assured her that her mother would like it, but she didn't expect it to be this.

He scolded her and said: "There are so many gifts that you don't choose, how did you choose this one?"

Lin Yu quickly explained: "This is made of imperial wood.

Old people will prepare coffins for themselves, and I thought mother would too. "

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Yu knelt down, crawled over and wailed, "Mother, I was wrong, and my daughter-in-law was wrong."

"My daughter-in-law is a rough person. If I did something wrong, my daughter-in-law will apologize to you."

"My daughter-in-law has prepared many gifts for you, not just this one."

As he spoke, Lin Yu took out a box of gold particles and a large box of silver.

"Mother, this is a gift for you."

Zhang Bin: Good acting skills.

The old lady softened, her expression was a little dull.

She grabbed Lin Yu's shoulder and asked tremblingly, "What did you just say?"

Lin Yu tried to hold back a few tears, "This is a gift for you."

"That's not it."

"My daughter-in-law has prepared many gifts for you, not just this one."

"In the last sentence."

"My daughter-in-law is a rough person. If I did something wrong, my daughter-in-law will apologize to you."

"No, no, it's not this sentence."

Lin Yu understood, and asked vaguely, "Diwangmu?"

The muscles on the old lady's face trembled three times.

Lin Yu said one more sentence: "Emperor wood."

The old lady turned her joy into a smile, "Ha, ha ha."

"Imperial wood."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha."

The old lady sat on the ground and slapped her thigh and laughed, pointing at the little aunt with a smile and said: "I just said that my daughter-in-law loves me.

You hear me, imperial wood, imperial wood.

The wood that can only be used by emperors. "

Lin Yu was frightened by the crazy mother-in-law, and hurriedly asked Zhang Bin for help.

Zhang Bin stepped forward to pull his mother up, and said in her ear, "Keep your voice down, if someone outside hears it, you will be robbed."

He came to the old lady's ear and said, "I was specially found by the Emperor's Tomb to make a coffin for you. This thing is smooth, not easy to rot, and insect-proof, and it smells like a fragrance."

The old lady covered her mouth, not daring to speak, sobbing in her mouth, her eyes were full of joy.

Uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts are envious.

"I prepared this specially for you. If you don't like it, I'll send it to someone else." Lin Yu said softly.

"I like it, I like it, who said I don't like it."

Lin Yu told everyone to step back, she was going to put the coffin out.

Zhang Bin picked up the silver and gold from the ground, and Zhang Chao went to help.

Lin Yu released the coffin. It was a newly finished coffin and hadn't been painted yet.

It is the absence of paint that allows everyone to see the true condition of the wood.

Everyone gathered around to look, "This is the emperor wood."

"Is it true? You won't find it to fool us, will you?"

Zhang Bin said: "Books record that imperial wood is smooth to the touch, as smooth as silk.

Insect-proof, anti-rot, and a fragrance. "

Everyone let go to touch it, touching it like a baby's skin, warm and delicate, smooth as jade, and looks very noble.

Bow your head and smell it, and you can smell a ray of fragrance, which makes you feel refreshed.

Anyone who touches it likes it, and wants this kind of wood to make a coffin for themselves.

Lin Yu said, "This wood is called Laomuzi in my place."

"Because it is not easy to crack, not easy to deform, and it will not change after a long time.

People who are over 50 years old like to use it as a coffin.

Later, the Han people entered the mountains and found it from the cottagers.

Only then did we learn that these are imperial woods, and wood merchants from other places paid a high price to buy them, but we would not sell them. "

"It has become less and less in recent years. The old village owner finally found a plant and was going to make a coffin for himself, but I snatched it."

Lin Yu said to her mother-in-law: "Those who can sleep on this kind of wood are either virtuous or blessed.

I just thought you would like it, so I let them prepare it for you. "

"I like it, I like it, there is nothing I don't like."

The old lady couldn't put it down and was full of joy.

"Since I became my son's examiner, I have prepared a coffin for myself. It seems that I don't need it."

Poor families don't have money and don't use coffins, so they bury themselves wrapped in a straw mat.

Those who are richer will look for a pair of thin coffins, which are very convenient.

But if you want to look decent after you die, and don’t want to be eaten by rats, bitten by snakes, or crawled by insects, you have to prepare a coffin wood for yourself early.

The more prestigious the person, the harder it is to find the coffin wood.

After the age of 40, many people look for wood for themselves, prepare planks and stretch their feet, and then they can have a coffin to lie in.

Zhang Bin was worried, "I'm afraid it's inappropriate. The royal family has regulations that prohibit the use of imperial wood except for members of the royal family."

"Don't be afraid, we usually cover it with a black cloth.

When it's time to use it, apply red oil, no one knows it's imperial wood.

We live with dignity, and we die with dignity. "

These words hit the old lady's heart, "That's right."

"If someone comes to investigate, we will take it to the pagoda, so we won't be afraid."

Zhang Bin also thought it was good, and told his family members, "Don't tell this matter."

"No, no."

Uncle: "Well, nephew and daughter-in-law, can you also look for me?
I don't use this specification, just a little better than ordinary people. "

Lin Yu understood, "Then it's at the Marquis level."

"Good good."

Aunt: "Nephew and daughter-in-law, you can't favor one person over another."

"Okay, all, all.

But you have to wait, you have to wait. "

"It's okay, as long as you have it."

(End of this chapter)