Three and a half women in four courtyards

Chapter 37

At the beginning, he was a bald monk, and he took off his shirt on stage to reveal his big belly.

Some people lifted a wooden board full of iron nails and placed it in the center of the stage.

The nails of the iron nails on the wooden boards are pointed upwards, which is scary to look at.The bald monk breathed a sigh of relief and lay on his back on the wooden board with nail points.

Four young men lifted a large square stone slab and pressed it on the buddy's stomach.

After he finished his luck and adjusted his breathing, the four guys picked up the big hammer and smashed the big stone slabs in turn.

You hammered, I hammered, chanted the chant and smashed hard, and everyone in the audience felt a lump in their hearts.

Suddenly there was a sound, and the big stone slab was smashed and cracked into three or four pieces.

Look at that buddy again, standing up, pawing the dust off his body, nothing happened.

Turning around to look at the back, there are only some nail marks, but the back is fine, there is no broken skin.

Seeing this scene, the people in the audience opened their mouths in surprise, and then screamed, applauding together.

After those broken stones and nail boards were lifted down, a bald one came up again.

According to Wang Xiazi's storytelling, he was dressed with a short skirt and a black belt around his waist, and his face was dark, but he was very energetic.

He carried a green brick in one hand, came up and threw the green brick onto the stage, smashing the stage loudly.

Then he clasped his hands together and shouted:
"He who comes from the south, he who goes from the north;
Those who have been to Liangchufu and the North Market.

Those who come for a stroll from the east, and those who pass Cangziba Liang in the west;
Those who have heard of the lotus flower falling play, dare to smash my field.

Come and witness to me!
The rich hold a money field, and the poor hold a personal field.

I am the young apprentice of Zijinzhong, the great mage of the Red Spear Society, called Little Jinzhong.Little Admiralty has studied with his master for a year and a half, and now he wants to perform for everyone!
Take a look at how my kung fu is doing, dare to fight against Little Japan! "

After speaking, he squatted down on the horse, sank into his dantian, reached out to pick up a green brick from the ground, swung it up and slapped it on the top of his head, only heard a "pop", and the green brick broke into two pieces.

There was a burst of cheers from the audience: "Oh! Good! Good! Good work!"

The cheers and applause didn't stop, but the little golden bell picked up another blue brick and slammed it on the top of his head.

There was another crisp sound, the blue bricks broke, and the people in the audience shouted together, some even jumped and shouted: "Ang, I want to worship Little Jin Zhong as my teacher and learn martial arts!"

Little Admiralty clasped his fists, bowed three times to the audience, turned around and left the stage.

At this time, two people came out from the background, still bald.

It looks a few years older than Little Admiralty.After taking the stage, the two clasped their fists together:

"Fight the East, protect the hometown.

Still have to look at the red-tasseled gun in my hand! "

Someone brought a red tasseled gun with iron points on both ends.

"A man must be physically strong, so that he is invulnerable to the battlefield!"

The two of them, separated by a distance of a gun, squatted down facing each other, exercising enough strength.

Someone put two pointed red-tasseled guns between the two of them, and the points of the guns were placed in the sockets of their throats.

The two pushed each other hard like two bulls on top of each other.

Anyone with a discerning eye can understand at a glance that this is performing Iron Throat Kung Fu.

The red-tasseled gun was placed on the socket of the throat, and without any effort, it would pierce the throat in an instant, and the person's nose would grumble.

But these two people's kung fu is still good, both of them bent the barrel of the gun with force, and their throats were still intact.

The two of them stood in a stalemate like this for about a quarter of an hour. Suddenly, as soon as the two sides exerted force, they heard a "click", and the wooden gun barrel broke. Looking at the throats of the two, they were still safe and sound.

There was another burst of cheers from the audience.

Immediately afterwards, a group of people came to the stage, dancing sticks and spears again.

One hour after the performance, Li Zifu, the leader of the Lianhua Shangfu class, came on stage and introduced the process of the merger of the Lianhua Shangfu class and the Admiralty Red Spear Club. shirt kung fu.

As soon as Li Zifu finished speaking, he heard "Thank you!", and a person flashed out from the background.

Everyone saw that this man was tall and thick, still bald, black-faced, short-fronted and dressed in a small skirt, with a black belt around his waist.

When he came to the stage, he took off his shirt, revealing his dark and shiny skin. From a distance, he looked like an arhat made of iron.

Only to hear Zijin Zhong come to the stage and yell and sing:

"Traveling north and south for 30 years, practicing the magic iron cloth shirt;

Wander around the rivers and lakes to serve the country, and earn some money by performing arts;
Suddenly I heard that Dongyang bullied people and led a group of ghosts to enter the customs;
If you want to ask where the devil is, Jiuquan Lotus Moon Mountain! "

Zi Jinzhong walked to a corner of the stage, squatted down on a horse, his breath sank to his dantian, his muscles tensed up, really like a golden bell buckled upside down.

The two apprentices came out from the backstage and walked to the other corner of the stage, about ten feet away from Zijin Zhong.An apprentice put on the arrow string, drew the bow to the full, let go, and a carved feather arrow shot towards a big tree in the distance with a "swish--". The carved feathers trembled.

When everyone was stunned, another apprentice put on the arrow string, drew the bow to the full, let go, and a carved feather arrow shot towards Zijinzhong with a "swish--".

The people in the audience suddenly "wow -" and their eyes widened.

Many people thought that this apprentice was going to rebel and wanted to murder his master.

But seeing that the Diao Ling arrow landed on Zi Jinzhong's belly, it didn't go in. It touched the belly and fell to the ground.

The audience in the audience looked at it, and their hearts immediately relaxed: "Oh! Ah! Good! Good! Good! It's really an iron cloth shirt with a golden bell cover, invulnerable to swords and guns!"

The audience cheered one after another.

At this time, the two apprentices shot two arrows at Zi Jinzhong together, but none of them entered Zi Jinzhong's body.

Zi Jinzhong walked to the stage to show, and everyone only saw a few small white spots on his belly.

Zi Jinzhong yelled and sang while practicing the moves on the stage:

"Subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger in Chilechuan,

Two eagles fly together on Qingyang Mountain.

Overlord toast you do not drink,
Qinglong wags its tail to fight against the enemy.

The rivers and lakes are ordered to worship Zhongshan,
The stone against the enemy on the battlefield is not bad.

Today with my golden bell cover,
Toyo devils must finish! "

He successively posed the classic luck moves of the golden bell-covered iron cloth shirt, such as the subduing dragon and the tiger pose, the two eagles flying together pose, the overlord toasting pose, the green dragon swinging the tail pose, and finally separated his feet, locked the horse stance, sank into the dantian, and tensed the muscles of the whole body .

The two apprentices threw away their bows and arrows and found a big blade.

First pick up the arrow shaft on the ground, and chop two pieces with a knife.

After that, the two apprentices raised their big knives and slashed several times at Zi Jinzhong's belly.As a result, nothing happened to Zi Jinzhong's belly, only a few white marks were left.

When the audience saw this situation, they were dumbfounded at first, and then howled, and the whole square became a sea of ​​boiling water.

Amidst the jubilation, Li Zifu, the team leader, came on stage.

He waved his hand to the audience and said, "Everyone, everyone, be quiet, be quiet! Today is a happy day when the Lotus Shangfuban and the Jinzhong Red Spear Club merge to form a new Lotus Red Spear Club." As for me, I am here to report the current situation to the folks in Daxigouchuan. Now, the Japanese Japanese devils have seized our northeast. They have already occupied the prince's mansion on Jiuquan Lianhua Moon Mountain. This little devil is ambitious. It's huge, and the next step is that they will come to seize our Chilechuan."

(End of this chapter)