Three and a half women in four courtyards

Chapter 61

When he was approaching, Hou Mingli just wanted to raise his whip and throw it.

Then I heard that man say: "Ang, the Hou Dong's family in the Hou family compound, where did they get rich?"

When he opened his mouth, Hou Mingli was terrified. After a closer look, he recognized him!

Isn't this the blind king of storytelling who travels from village to village?
Hou Mingli relaxed immediately, and jokingly said: "Ang, you blind man, it's really scary for you to yell like this! You're blind with one eye, can you still recognize me?"

"Hahaha, I'm blind, I'm not blind, I can tell good people and bad people at a glance!" Said and jumped into Hou Mingli's carriage, "Oh, take a ride! Go to Daxigouchuan to seek life. These days, no Open your mouth and you won’t have anything to eat.”

"Oh, yes, you can eat as soon as you open your mouth. In this kind of land, after a year of planting, the crops are all blind. How can you live with a handful of chaff!"

"Ang, don't be an old blind man, don't be afraid of my jealousy!" Wang Blind said.

"Uh, we two, how many years have passed, and we still taboo about this. Sometimes I think, it's better to be blind and go storytelling with you! Haha!" Hou Mingli said with a smile.

"Haha! Who wants to be blind! The food doesn't want to be blind either. Didn't he get beaten by Shuang? Just like this man, he was beaten up and blinded in one eye. Fortunately, not completely blind, but completely blind There is really no hope. Me, fortunately, I was given a good eye, otherwise I would not be able to see the light!"

"Haha! A storyteller is educated! Literary. You are blind! Good! You sit still, my horse is about to run!"

Hou Mingli shook his whip, crossed the Chile River, and ran towards Daxigouchuan.

Winter in Chilechuan is the winter season for farmers, and it is also a day for people who have worked hard all year to recuperate.

There is not much excitement in Daxigouchuan in winter, and storytelling at night has become a pastime for farmers.

"One piece of storytelling and one piece of storytelling, go to sleep with your wife in your arms!" It is the pastoral joy that many people in the camp dream of.

The arrival of Blind Wang brought life to this dreary camp, and also brought a thrilling struggle.

Originally, the bookstore for speaking books was intended to be placed at Hou Mingli's house.

The Hou family courtyard has just been built, and I want Xiazi Wang to say that Duan Pingshu is lively.

But this matter was eventually taken over by Xie Howao, the reason is that every year he tells the story in the Gong Family Courtyard, and this year, don't make an exception, go to the Gong Family Courtyard to talk first.

In this way, Wang Xiazi's bookstore fell into the east wing of the Gong family compound.

Xie howling heated up the kang, and announced to the public that the storytelling script for the evening was "Xue Li Zhengdong".

As soon as the news was sent out, hundreds of readers came all at once.

Xiaihao took the opportunity to fry soybeans and Maokai, and started his small business.

Blind Wang didn't put on a long gown like the storyteller in the county town, but still wore his ragged leather jacket.

But the folding fan and Xingmu were still placed on the table.

He opened the fan with a swipe. It was just for show in winter, not for fanning.

After knocking on Xingmu, a "setting poem" came first.

This is the habit of storytellers, and they must first add a "small joke" before the normal program jokes.

I heard blind Wang's loud voice coming out through the window paper——

"It's cold and swishing in the cold weather, and the head is broken at the foot of Qingyang Mountain;
Men, women and children have all suffered, and the bed is covered with bloody icicles.

The next year ushers in the spring and hits six or nine heads, and the clouds in Chilechuan are all grey;
There is no Dragon Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and the pair of lions cannot step on the hydrangea.

On March [-]rd, the Queen Mother can't hold a peach party, so the monkey grandson who is making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace can steal the peaches;

There is a Duanyang day in the May Festival, and the white snake Xu Xian cannot reach the white head.

On July [-]th, Magpie Bridge and Tianhe Match, the tears of Cowherd and Weaver Girl flow like river water;
On August [-]th, the moon was covered by clouds, and Chang'e in the Moon Palace also felt sad.

If we want to talk about sorrow, let's talk about sorrow and count the eighteen sorrows in Chilechuan.

The evil spirits are also worried, the tiger is also worried, the roe deer is also worried, and the deer is also worried;
The donkey is also worried, the horse is also worried, the pig is also worried, and the dog is also worried;

Cows worry, sheep worry, ducks worry, geese worry;
Worry about toads, worry about crabs, worry about clams, worry about turtles, worry about river fish and grass shrimps!
Huchou didn't dare to bring Qingyang Mountain down, but Xiaichou's corpse was nothing to chew on;
The roe deer is worried about the sound of gunshots and runs fast, someone wants to cut off the horns of the deer.

Horses worry about fighting for thousands of miles all day, while donkeys worry about running overnight when they pull the cannon;
The sheep grew long beards, and the cows were killed for meat again when they farmed the land.

Dog worry can't change the life of eating shit, and pig worry can't sleep without its stinky ditch;

The duck was so worried that it flattened its mouth, and the goose had a "dze" head growing on its head.

The toad is worried about pustular scabies, and the crab is worried that he can only walk sideways;
Clamchou shouldn't have closed his eyes at the beginning, but Turtlechou himself was so timid.

Why can't Yuchou walk out of the water, and Xiachou fights when the space-time guns are randomly stabbed in the head;
If you tell me to lie, I will lie, and I will slip my tongue when I have nothing to do. "

There was a sound of waking wood, and blind Wang said: "Speaking of the word 'sorrow', storytellers often have the most sorrow in their hearts. Now in the county town of Liangchufu, good books like "Xue Li Zhengdong" are no longer allowed. It’s a pity, ‘The general’s three arrows set the Tianshan Mountains, and the strong soil sings into Hanguan; the bones of the Qingyang Mountains are tired, who will save Chilechuan’. Now I, the blind king, can only go to our valley, please help relief."

After hearing this, everyone understood that this was asking for money from everyone.

Everyone voluntarily paid for some dime tickets, and one person collected them all and sent them to the table.

Blind Wang didn't even look at the money, and continued to say——

"Speaking of which day, I, blind man Wang, was looking for business on Liangchufu Street, and a group of children came over, and they sang nursery rhymes.

"They sang—'Wah, wa, wa, wa, Xinjing called and told me to join the army, and I learned Japanese first: I call it 'missi' for eating, and 'baga' for cursing people.

"I was surprised when I heard this. Why did these good Chinese children learn Japanese? I asked them: 'Is Xinjing Nanjing or BJ?' They replied: 'You are old-fashioned, now it is Manchuria China, Xinjing is Changchun!' I was even more puzzled, and asked: 'Do you still know that you are descendants of Yanhuang?' They asked back: 'What is Yanhuang? Is it the Emperor of Heaven or the Emperor of Manchuria?' Then I asked them:' Don't you know that you are Chinese?' They replied in unison: "We are now Manchurians!"

"Listen, you don't even recognize yourself as Chinese! It's sad! I bent down and told them to learn to sing a nursery rhyme——

When the mountains fall and the rocks rot, China is finished.

Will the mountain fall?Will the stone rot?

The mountain will not fall, the stone will not rot,

China will never be finished!

Even if the mountain falls and the stone rots,

There are still [-] million compatriots in China!
Remember, we are Chinese! "

Snapped!One shot wakes up the wood.Let's talk-

At this time, there was a "bang", the door was kicked open, and a man with a gun came in.

Everyone saw that it was stuttering.

(End of this chapter)