Exiled Huajiao

Chapter 69 Miracle Wears Lightning and Rides Shit

Rabbit Yao Maochun's head may be filled with iron, or wood, or dirt.

Anyway, she definitely didn't have a normal head.

She didn't even know how to find a cover to escape, and ran straight on the spacious avenue with a perfect view, and the sheep-headed monster chased whoever she wanted.

Yuan Jun felt that the silly rabbit could only seek good luck for himself, and he had to find a place to hide to save himself.

Yuan Jun, who was walking around in the dark alley, found a small shed in the back garden, and immediately ducked in, holding his breath, and listening to the movement outside.

The cry of the sheep-headed monster fluttered from left to right, one after another, scattered in every corner of the village.

The goat's cry was not heard around the small shed, and there were no other abnormal noises. Yuan Jun finally breathed a sigh of relief, took a deep breath, and ended up coughing, and hurriedly covered his mouth.

I didn't realize it when I rushed in just now, it turned out to be a stinky hut, the pungent smell rushed into my mind, and Yuan Jun, who was about to spit it out, hurriedly got up, and was about to change places, when there was a loud voice coming from outside Strong footsteps.

Yuan Jun hurriedly covered his mouth and nose with his sleeve, and when he heard the sound of footsteps outside getting closer, he turned his palm over, and there were wisps of white evil spirit in his palm.

A figure flashed into the hut like a ghost, and pressed the shoulder of Yuan Jun who was about to get up.

"You kid, you run very fast, do you want to escape from my Wuzhi Mountain?"

I don't know how the lingering rabbit demon Maochun found here?
Could it be that this silly rabbit has a pair of dog noses, and it came here by smelling it.

Pushing away the hand on the shoulder of the rabbit demon Maochun, Yuan Jun reminded: "Whether you can get out of this village is a problem, so you don't have to threaten me anymore. Also, do your rabbits have bad eyesight at night?"

When Yuan Jun walked into the village just now, he saw that the walls of several houses collapsed, the doors of the houses were broken, and it seemed that someone in the house was lying in a pool of blood, so he covered the mouth of the rabbit demon Maochun.

It's a pity that the rabbit demon Maochun not only has bad eyesight, but also a bad brain, and he has to fight those horrible sheep-headed monsters.

The sheep-headed monsters are in groups, the number is astonishing, and the strength is also very astonishing. They have already killed many villagers. Yuan Jun hopes that this silly rabbit will not be impulsive, and slowly figure it out.

Rabbit Yao Mao Chunbai had two long ears, and couldn't listen to Yuan Jun's kind reminder at all, so he pinched his nose suddenly.

"Why is it so stinky?"

The hiding place is a hut, so it doesn't stink!
Yuan Jun can be sure that Maochun, the silly rabbit with a brain full of iron, referred to as brain iron, has really bad eyesight.

"I stepped on shit."

The rabbit demon Maochun didn't realize he was in the latrine, but unexpectedly found that his shoes stepped on shit.

She, who loves to be clean, almost threw up, exclaimed, and hit the dirt wall of the hut with her body.

Yuan Jun was so shocked that the hairs on his body exploded, and he said "auntie", can you be quiet.

With a "bang", the roof of the hut was kicked away, and the mud wall collapsed. Yuanjun and Rabbit Yaochun rolled forward a few meters in the chaotic grass and mud, and stood up without looking back. Run forward.

Bearing in mind that the two who could not run in a straight line quickly hid by a fence, but before they had time to catch their breath, the bamboo fence was kicked to pieces by the sheep-headed monster. be destroyed.

Yuanjun and the rabbit demon Maochun kept looking for and changing hiding places, and were constantly found and destroyed by the sheep-headed monster. They chased each other and hid from each other. After playing hide-and-seek for a while, their bodies were dirty and their knees were broken. The rabbit demon Maochun finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Aren't these ugly things nothing to be afraid of?"

"Why don't you howl like a wolf?"

Yuan Jun, who kindly gave advice, was hit on the head, and the furious rabbit demon Maochun rolled up his arms and sleeves and was about to fight the sheep-headed monster.

"Can you stop being impulsive all the time?"

Yuan Jun, who hates iron but not steel, said that a rabbit with a temper like Maochun will suffer a lot sooner or later.

When things happen, you should be as calm and calm as Bai Xi, rationally analyze the pros and cons, and find the best solution.

To put it simply, you need to use your brain first to do things.

“你夸你的小情人，夸就好了，干嘛踩在我身上夸。嫌我揍你太轻了是不是？”

"I mean, we need to find out the weak point of these goats. Otherwise, we'll both die in this village."

Yuan Jun didn't make alarmist remarks, the two of them were blocked in front of a house by a group of sheep-headed monsters, and there were still sheep-headed monsters on the street, jumping around one by one.

The current situation is a dead end, a dead end between Yuanjun and the rabbit demon Maochun.

Unless, a miracle happens!

The miracle didn't happen, and the rabbit demon Maochun's brain twitched.

She really learned how to behave like a wolf, and yelped twice, "Woo, woo".

Yuan Jun looked at the rabbit demon Maochun with the eyes of a fool, remembering that Bai Xi had looked at him with such eyes before, he couldn't help feeling cold.

Could it be that in Bai Xi's eyes, he was equated with this silly rabbit?

The rabbit demon Maochun's howling like a wolf made a group of sheep-headed monsters laugh, one after another, one after another, they made mocking calls like sheep and cows.

The sheep-headed monster screamed like thunder, shaking the crumbling houses next to it and making a loud bang.

Yuan Jun, who was covering his ears, felt that this was a good opportunity, and immediately gave Rabbit Yao Maochun a wink, motioning her to run together.

This time the rabbit demon Maochun didn't make any more fuss, he understood very quickly, he raised his legs together with Yuan Jun, and was about to take a step when suddenly a thunderbolt fell from the sky.

With a sound of "boom", Yuan Jun and the two stopped in their tracks, and the sheep-headed monsters collectively looked up at the sky.

Seeing that the sheep-headed monster didn't notice the two of them, Yuan Jun hurriedly called the rabbit demon Maochun to get up and run away, but suddenly there was a "bang" explosion sound from behind, scaring the two of them to squat on the ground again and hug their heads.

A black thing whizzed past the two of Yuan Jun's heads, and slapped directly on the head of a sheep-headed monster.

The tongue of flame ignited the goat's head and the wool on its chest, and in the blink of an eye, the goat that was hit by something performed "roast the whole sheep" in front of the audience.

The sheep-headed monsters outside not far away suddenly exploded, and all of them ran around screaming "baaaaa".

The flammable wool became the capital of the raging flames, and the chaos spread inward like sea water.Soon, all the goats ran away screaming in terror.

"The latrine exploded, hahaha, the latrine exploded."

The thing that just flew over the two of them was shit, and thatch that was ignited by fire.

Probably lightning ignited the thatch, causing the methane in the cesspit to explode.

Miracle, dressed in thunder and lightning, riding shit, just like that, came down in such a colorful way!
Riding on the wind, the fire in the latrine quickly spread to the surrounding area, igniting a raging fire.

Just a single spark can ignite the wool on the goat's body, and the frightened goat's head is like a group of headless flies scurrying around.

Yuan Jun, who didn't want to be trampled into meatloaf, pulled the rabbit demon Maochun to avoid it, but the rabbit demon Maochun remained motionless, with a pair of red eyes staring at the flames in the distance, as if possessed by a demon.

It's over, this silly rabbit is going to be a demon again!
Feeling that something is wrong, Yuan Jun hastily issued a warning: "If you don't want to become a roasted rabbit, quickly put away the light in your eyes that will cause trouble!"

"I want to eat a whole roast lamb."

I want to swear.

Yuan Jun suppressed his anger, and let go of the foodie rabbit demon Maochun's hand: "I won't go crazy with you."

The bright-eyed rabbit demon Maochun smiled evilly: "Aren't you looking for your little lover?"

(End of this chapter)