Fool Dad to go to another world
Chapter 35
Chapter 35
In the evening, it was completely dark.
After Zhang Wenbin and the others finished their dinner, they waited enthusiastically for the Taoist priest to do the cooking.
In past and present lives, Zhang Wenbin has never witnessed Taoist priests' practices.
This made him a little curiously excited.
At this time, Daoist Su had already set up the altar, and the corpse was lying in front of the altar.
Zhang Wenbin and Yu Pu whispered, Zhang Wenbin asked: "Have you seen Taoist Su practice the method before?"
"Of course I've seen it! I've personally seen a black body that didn't burn when exposed to fire."
"Later, the adoptive father invited Taoist Su. After Taoist Su practiced the method, the corpse could be cremated after emitting a puff of black smoke."
"It is said that this corpse that does not burn in case of fire is the result of resentment."
Zhang Wenbin seemed to be taught, and looked at the practice with some excitement.
But he didn't see Han Youniang, so she must have seen it.
Yu Pu came here because he wanted to take a look with him.
At this time, Daoist Su took out a piece of yellow paper and put it on the case.
Then he took out a package and poked his hand into it, but frowned.
He quickly turned around again, his face darkening.
Han Xinglan was waiting for Daoist Su to do the trick. Seeing him rummaging through things, he couldn't help asking, "Daozhang Su! Is there anything missing?"
"Why is the cinnabar missing? Didn't you prepare cinnabar?" Su Daochang asked.
"Pu'er! What's going on? Where's the cinnabar?"
Han Xinglan asked Yu Pu anxiously.
Yu Pu was taken aback when he heard the words, and said, "Cinnabar? I haven't seen it before!"
"It's just a purple bag, won't I give it to you?" Han Xinglan asked.
"Purple bag? Oh! I remember. You said you hung the purple bag in a sunny place."
"I've hung him up by the eating pier, where the sun shines! I'll go find it!"
After Yu Pu recalled it, he hurried to find the purple bag.
"That's right! The old man forgot to put the cinnabar and ritual tools together. The Taoist priest will be ready soon!" Han Xinglan explained.
Daoist Su nodded, "There is still time, hurry up!"
However, Zhang Wenbin seemed to remember something, and took the initiative to say: "Wait! The purple bag? I seem to have seen it before! It should no longer be next to the wooden pier."
"Huh?" Han Xinglan was taken aback.
At this time, Yu Pu, who ran back to the courtyard, also ran back and shouted: "Father! The purple bag is gone!"
Han Xinglan turned to Zhang Wenbin and said, "Where is the purple bag? Have you seen it?"
"Eh, that seems to have been taken away by Wangcai!"
"what?"
"Prosperity?"
Han Xinglan, Daoist Su and Yu Pu were both stunned.
"Yes! I went out in the afternoon for convenience, and saw Wangcai holding a red and purple bag in his mouth."
"Licking there, I thought it was a rag gnawing on it somewhere." Zhang Wenbin explained.
"Alas!" Su Daochang sighed, and said, "Today's method will not work, so I won't be able to get cinnabar for a while, right?"
Han Xinglan's face was terribly gloomy, and he said slowly: "Cinnabar is a commodity that is in short supply, and it needs to be reported to the government. It is true that we can't get it today."
"But things are not that bad. Tomorrow Xue Tutou will come here to deliver things to me, and it happens that he will also send cinnabar."
"Is there still time for us to do the trick tomorrow?" Han Xinglan asked.
Upon hearing this, Daoist Su nodded slightly, and said, "Although things are troublesome, tomorrow will not be too late."
"I see that the grievances of this corpse are getting deeper and deeper, and I'm afraid that it will form a corpse at that time, and it will be difficult to let go of the grievances at that time."
"Okay, okay! Then Daoist Su, please stay here for a night first. Tomorrow the cinnabar will arrive, shall we perform rituals?" Han Xinglan discussed.
Daoist Su had no choice but to agree: "That's the only way!"
Seeing that Daoist Su didn't show dissatisfaction, Han Xinglan finally felt relieved, and said to Yu Pu and Zhang Wenbin, "You two pack up the instruments and carry the body back to the morgue."
"Zhang Wenbin continues to exercise his courage today and live with the female corpse. Yu Pu will clean up the room in a while, and I will live with you, and let the Taoist priest live in my room."
"Okay! Master."
"Okay! Foster father."
Zhang Wenbin and Yu Pu hurriedly agreed.
Seeing that the two finally returned to the courtyard, Yu Pu breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhang Wenbin asked Yu Pu: "Brother Yu, why does this arrester Xue always come here?"
"Shh!"
Yu Pu hurriedly stopped Zhang Wenbin, and looked back to see that Han Xinglan hadn't come back.
He said softly: "You don't know this yet. As a head catcher, why can you come here to deliver supplies in person?"
"That's because every time the adoptive father's salary is sent by Xue Tutou, the salary will automatically be reduced by [-]% in the hands of the master."
"Besides, Yizhuang is located in a remote place, and some meat and vegetables have to be bought."
"The meat and vegetables sent by Xue Tutou are [-]% more expensive than those in the market, so Master still accepts them cheerfully. Do you know why?" Yu Pu asked mysteriously.
Zhang Wenbin joked amusedly: "Is it because they are friends?"
Yu Pu was taken aback by Zhang Wenbin's answer, and then he thought for a while and said, "You are right, they are friends."
"The work of this Yizhuang belongs to the establishment of the imperial court, and it is not something ordinary people can do."
"It is said that the adoptive father was able to open Yizhuang, and it was all because of Xue Xue."
"The relationship between people will naturally become more and more familiar, so it is not an exaggeration to say that they are friends."
What Yu Pu said made Zhang Wenbin agree.
No matter where you go, where there are people, there are people.
Human relationship is also the bond of mutual relationship.
"Hurry up, Yu Pu! Don't make my father wait in a hurry. Clean up the room with me first!"
Zhang Wenbin had noticed Han Youniang coming out of the yard wearing a cloak, but he didn't speak.
He knew that Han Youniang looked down on him, so he didn't bother to talk.
"Okay! Young lady! This will be over soon. Brother Wen Bin will rest in the morgue today, why don't you help him get a blanket first?" Yu Pu replied loudly.
"Go and go by yourself!"
Han Youniang ignored Yu Pu, turned around and left.
Zhang Wenbin curled his lips, not knowing where he offended this little girl.
He opened his mouth and said, "Oh? Brother Yu Pu, do you think our young lady won't have an affair with that Taoist priest?"
Yu Pu's expression was serious immediately, and he said in a deep voice, "Brother Zhang! Please be careful with your words. It's not a gentleman's job to say people behind their backs."
Seeing Yu Pu like this, Zhang Wenbin shrugged his shoulders to express his innocence.
After the two quickly packed up the props, Yu Pu said: "Brother Zhang, go and send the corpse to the morgue first. I will help Master make the bed first. If you can't lift it by yourself, you can wait until I finish it." come to help you."
After speaking, Yu Pu went straight back to the yard with the props on his back.
"What did I say?" Zhang Wenbin felt puzzled.
"This Yu Pu must know something. He kept secret about Han Youniang's private affairs. He must have seen some adultery."
Zhang Wenbin felt a little uncomfortable being rejected by two people one after another, he glanced at the female corpse under his feet.
He whispered: "Still unable to lift? I can lift three more!"
With that said, he lifted the coffin with both hands easily and walked directly towards the morgue.
After Zhang Wenbin put down the body and tidied it up, he turned around and saw Yu Pu.
He was bringing a blanket over, and handed it to Zhang Wenbin with a pout.
Zhang Wenbin laughed loudly and said, "Thank you!"
Yu Pu let out a "huh" if there was nothing, and ran back.
Zhang Wenbin looked at his back, smiled, and said with a sneer: "The nature is still kind, why pretend to be cruel!"
(End of this chapter)
In the evening, it was completely dark.
After Zhang Wenbin and the others finished their dinner, they waited enthusiastically for the Taoist priest to do the cooking.
In past and present lives, Zhang Wenbin has never witnessed Taoist priests' practices.
This made him a little curiously excited.
At this time, Daoist Su had already set up the altar, and the corpse was lying in front of the altar.
Zhang Wenbin and Yu Pu whispered, Zhang Wenbin asked: "Have you seen Taoist Su practice the method before?"
"Of course I've seen it! I've personally seen a black body that didn't burn when exposed to fire."
"Later, the adoptive father invited Taoist Su. After Taoist Su practiced the method, the corpse could be cremated after emitting a puff of black smoke."
"It is said that this corpse that does not burn in case of fire is the result of resentment."
Zhang Wenbin seemed to be taught, and looked at the practice with some excitement.
But he didn't see Han Youniang, so she must have seen it.
Yu Pu came here because he wanted to take a look with him.
At this time, Daoist Su took out a piece of yellow paper and put it on the case.
Then he took out a package and poked his hand into it, but frowned.
He quickly turned around again, his face darkening.
Han Xinglan was waiting for Daoist Su to do the trick. Seeing him rummaging through things, he couldn't help asking, "Daozhang Su! Is there anything missing?"
"Why is the cinnabar missing? Didn't you prepare cinnabar?" Su Daochang asked.
"Pu'er! What's going on? Where's the cinnabar?"
Han Xinglan asked Yu Pu anxiously.
Yu Pu was taken aback when he heard the words, and said, "Cinnabar? I haven't seen it before!"
"It's just a purple bag, won't I give it to you?" Han Xinglan asked.
"Purple bag? Oh! I remember. You said you hung the purple bag in a sunny place."
"I've hung him up by the eating pier, where the sun shines! I'll go find it!"
After Yu Pu recalled it, he hurried to find the purple bag.
"That's right! The old man forgot to put the cinnabar and ritual tools together. The Taoist priest will be ready soon!" Han Xinglan explained.
Daoist Su nodded, "There is still time, hurry up!"
However, Zhang Wenbin seemed to remember something, and took the initiative to say: "Wait! The purple bag? I seem to have seen it before! It should no longer be next to the wooden pier."
"Huh?" Han Xinglan was taken aback.
At this time, Yu Pu, who ran back to the courtyard, also ran back and shouted: "Father! The purple bag is gone!"
Han Xinglan turned to Zhang Wenbin and said, "Where is the purple bag? Have you seen it?"
"Eh, that seems to have been taken away by Wangcai!"
"what?"
"Prosperity?"
Han Xinglan, Daoist Su and Yu Pu were both stunned.
"Yes! I went out in the afternoon for convenience, and saw Wangcai holding a red and purple bag in his mouth."
"Licking there, I thought it was a rag gnawing on it somewhere." Zhang Wenbin explained.
"Alas!" Su Daochang sighed, and said, "Today's method will not work, so I won't be able to get cinnabar for a while, right?"
Han Xinglan's face was terribly gloomy, and he said slowly: "Cinnabar is a commodity that is in short supply, and it needs to be reported to the government. It is true that we can't get it today."
"But things are not that bad. Tomorrow Xue Tutou will come here to deliver things to me, and it happens that he will also send cinnabar."
"Is there still time for us to do the trick tomorrow?" Han Xinglan asked.
Upon hearing this, Daoist Su nodded slightly, and said, "Although things are troublesome, tomorrow will not be too late."
"I see that the grievances of this corpse are getting deeper and deeper, and I'm afraid that it will form a corpse at that time, and it will be difficult to let go of the grievances at that time."
"Okay, okay! Then Daoist Su, please stay here for a night first. Tomorrow the cinnabar will arrive, shall we perform rituals?" Han Xinglan discussed.
Daoist Su had no choice but to agree: "That's the only way!"
Seeing that Daoist Su didn't show dissatisfaction, Han Xinglan finally felt relieved, and said to Yu Pu and Zhang Wenbin, "You two pack up the instruments and carry the body back to the morgue."
"Zhang Wenbin continues to exercise his courage today and live with the female corpse. Yu Pu will clean up the room in a while, and I will live with you, and let the Taoist priest live in my room."
"Okay! Master."
"Okay! Foster father."
Zhang Wenbin and Yu Pu hurriedly agreed.
Seeing that the two finally returned to the courtyard, Yu Pu breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhang Wenbin asked Yu Pu: "Brother Yu, why does this arrester Xue always come here?"
"Shh!"
Yu Pu hurriedly stopped Zhang Wenbin, and looked back to see that Han Xinglan hadn't come back.
He said softly: "You don't know this yet. As a head catcher, why can you come here to deliver supplies in person?"
"That's because every time the adoptive father's salary is sent by Xue Tutou, the salary will automatically be reduced by [-]% in the hands of the master."
"Besides, Yizhuang is located in a remote place, and some meat and vegetables have to be bought."
"The meat and vegetables sent by Xue Tutou are [-]% more expensive than those in the market, so Master still accepts them cheerfully. Do you know why?" Yu Pu asked mysteriously.
Zhang Wenbin joked amusedly: "Is it because they are friends?"
Yu Pu was taken aback by Zhang Wenbin's answer, and then he thought for a while and said, "You are right, they are friends."
"The work of this Yizhuang belongs to the establishment of the imperial court, and it is not something ordinary people can do."
"It is said that the adoptive father was able to open Yizhuang, and it was all because of Xue Xue."
"The relationship between people will naturally become more and more familiar, so it is not an exaggeration to say that they are friends."
What Yu Pu said made Zhang Wenbin agree.
No matter where you go, where there are people, there are people.
Human relationship is also the bond of mutual relationship.
"Hurry up, Yu Pu! Don't make my father wait in a hurry. Clean up the room with me first!"
Zhang Wenbin had noticed Han Youniang coming out of the yard wearing a cloak, but he didn't speak.
He knew that Han Youniang looked down on him, so he didn't bother to talk.
"Okay! Young lady! This will be over soon. Brother Wen Bin will rest in the morgue today, why don't you help him get a blanket first?" Yu Pu replied loudly.
"Go and go by yourself!"
Han Youniang ignored Yu Pu, turned around and left.
Zhang Wenbin curled his lips, not knowing where he offended this little girl.
He opened his mouth and said, "Oh? Brother Yu Pu, do you think our young lady won't have an affair with that Taoist priest?"
Yu Pu's expression was serious immediately, and he said in a deep voice, "Brother Zhang! Please be careful with your words. It's not a gentleman's job to say people behind their backs."
Seeing Yu Pu like this, Zhang Wenbin shrugged his shoulders to express his innocence.
After the two quickly packed up the props, Yu Pu said: "Brother Zhang, go and send the corpse to the morgue first. I will help Master make the bed first. If you can't lift it by yourself, you can wait until I finish it." come to help you."
After speaking, Yu Pu went straight back to the yard with the props on his back.
"What did I say?" Zhang Wenbin felt puzzled.
"This Yu Pu must know something. He kept secret about Han Youniang's private affairs. He must have seen some adultery."
Zhang Wenbin felt a little uncomfortable being rejected by two people one after another, he glanced at the female corpse under his feet.
He whispered: "Still unable to lift? I can lift three more!"
With that said, he lifted the coffin with both hands easily and walked directly towards the morgue.
After Zhang Wenbin put down the body and tidied it up, he turned around and saw Yu Pu.
He was bringing a blanket over, and handed it to Zhang Wenbin with a pout.
Zhang Wenbin laughed loudly and said, "Thank you!"
Yu Pu let out a "huh" if there was nothing, and ran back.
Zhang Wenbin looked at his back, smiled, and said with a sneer: "The nature is still kind, why pretend to be cruel!"
(End of this chapter)
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