Need for Beauty Apartment

"Who said there was something wrong with me, your uncle!" Xiao Ze cursed in his heart, but he said with tears in his mouth: "Teacher, you really care about me too much, I am moved, I sincerely pray that you will also care for me. Others, they need you more."

When Xiao Ze said this, the whole class changed color, and they all cast murderous glances.

Zhao Zhongxin looked around, and the whole class took three steps back.Then he looked at the time again, "Well, there are still a few minutes before get out of class ends. Where did we talk about political economy?"

The whole class is sweating!

"I don't know?" Zhao Zhongxin shook his head and sighed, "Well, I've been studying traditional Chinese medicine acupuncture recently. This is very useful for treating diseases. Even if there is no disease, it can relax the muscles and activate blood, and I will be full of energy. Today, I will serve Xiao for free. Let's show off the charm of this magical medical technique."

"No no no...!" Xiao Ze's mouth trembled, unable to count the words.

Zhao Zhongxin couldn't help but say, he took out more than ten silver needles and stabbed him in the head!During the process of acupuncture, Zhao Zhongxin strolled around the classroom with a complacent appearance, and poor Xiao Ze had his head stuck like a hedgehog.

Considering their own safety, the surrounding students not only kept away from Zhao Zhongxin intentionally or unintentionally, but even the unfortunate person Xiao Ze stayed away.

"Teacher, why do I feel a little dizzy?" Xiao Ze opened his mouth, his voice a little hollow.

"Hey..." Zhao Zhongxin looked puzzled, and then took out a map of human acupuncture points from his bag. Some girls were blushing, but Zhao Zhongxin didn't care at all. I've read six, and with my wisdom, I can't remember exactly once I read it..."

Xiao Ze finally collapsed on his seat in horror.

Finally finished the get out of class alive, Xiao Ze jumped up and cursed as soon as he came out: "Your grandma, if Master Xiao comes to your class again, I will not be Master Xiao!"

His head was a little dizzy, Xiao Ze was lying on his seat, and he didn't even know when the second class would start.

The second class was college English, and the lecturer was a middle-aged man with longer hair than some girls, sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, like a turtle-like shape, but well-dressed.Xiao Ze has seen many so-called artists who like to make themselves like this. Of course, foreigners are also very personal. It is said that this person is a "turtle school" and speaks excellent English.That's not the point, the point is that this person has nothing to do with the dean, nor with the counselor.In other words, Xiao Ze and him have no grievances and no grudges, and it's finally better.

After giving a lecture, I found out that the "sea turtle" even stuttered when he spoke Chinese, and it was very serious.Speaking English is like a machine gun.

Is this why he specializes in English?

Everyone was speechless for a while.

Shi Meng whispered to Zhu Ruofeng who was behind him: "Fatty, why are the teachers of Qilu University of Finance and Economics like this? In our high school, the teachers were all energetic and well-dressed. Standing on the podium, they were eloquent and eloquent, expressing their opinions. It is shocking to the world, and he is definitely a recognized authority figure. It stimulates our students to the point where they feel so fortunate to hear it.

Zhu Ruofeng said disdainfully, "Then you still come to Caida to study."

"Didn't I go astray!" Shi Meng said with a little regret.

Zhu Ruofeng immediately said contemptuously: "What do you know, a real person is not showing his appearance, and showing his appearance is not a real person. Your high school students, how easy is it to be blinded by fancy things, like a little girl who is crazy about Prince Charming, I will I am very optimistic about this guy. First, since he speaks so hard, every sentence he speaks must be the essence; second, because of his eloquence, if he can survive in a college like Qilu University of Finance and Economics, there must be his excellence. where..."

I have to say that Zhu Ruofeng is quite knowledgeable, at least this turtle is really a gentleman. There are so many chats below, the whole classroom is noisy, and people can still lecture calmly, with full concentration.

And Xiao Ze, who was at the front, was almost killed by Zhao Zhongxin in the last class. As soon as he started class, he felt dizzy. Looking at the podium, the turtle's mouth opened and closed like a fish drinking water. Xiao Ze's consciousness gradually became blurred. ... and finally collapsed.Soon Harazi was covered in his face, and he had no image at all.

But Xiao Ze didn't expect the turtle to be so sinister. He spoke well. He suddenly slapped the podium and shouted, "Is there something... there is a widow..."

Xiao Ze was so frightened that he sat up all of a sudden, and the few sleeping and chatting around him were all stunned. Looking at the college English teacher again, with a sly smile, he continued to speak very calmly, speaking fluent English, The whole class looked at each other in dismay, no one could believe that the ambiguous shout just now came from him, and he couldn't catch up at all.

"This classmate, you... come to answer the question... just now..." The turtle pointed at Xiao Ze and said with great difficulty.

"Ah? Question?" Xiao Ze was stunned for a moment. Could it be that in the university course, he was asked to answer the widow's failure, and he did not answer the widow. He didn't understand the English just now.

"Uh... this question is more complicated, and I'm afraid I can't finish it in one class."

"It doesn't matter, Jane simply said, I really want to know your understanding." Turtle didn't know if it was deliberately targeting this student who was sleeping in class.

"Simply put...well, soeasy."

"It's... simple!" Turtle nodded and waited for the following, but soon he found that there was no text at all.

"It's over?"

Xiao Ze nodded seriously: "It's over."

"This...is this too simple?"

"You asked me to simply say it."

Turtle nodded, seeming to agree with Xiao Ze's statement, and continued, "Then you can...complicate things a little more."

Xiao Ze has a big head, "Complicated issues are complicated and one class can't be finished."

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The turtles were completely defeated by Xiao Ze, and under the eyes of the whole class, Xiao Ze sat down again and continued to dream of his spring and autumn dreams.Not to mention, it was really uncomfortable to be stabbed all over the head by that Zhao Xinzhong.

When the class was about to end, an elderly woman in a gray long gown rushed over without knocking on the door, and suddenly knocked it open, which startled everyone.

"Mom, why are you here...?" Turtle said with a smile when he saw the person coming.

The old lady was probably very lonely and aggrieved. When she saw her son, she wanted to vomit quickly. In front of the whole class, she first talked about the bad things about herself and her husband for 10 minutes, and then scolded Caida, "Ah, Caida's The head of the department is not as good as the beast. I think he chased me for three years and looked like a grandson all day. I didn't expect that the times had changed, and he would dare not give me any face..."

The students below looked sluggish, and the old lady was able to say how she gave birth to a stuttering son, but the turtle was also filial and acted as a faithful listener.While the old lady vomited bitter water, she suddenly saw Xiao Ze who was sleeping soundly out of the corner of her eyes, and immediately became furious, "What's your name?"

Ye Rao quickly woke Xiao Ze, who was a little confused.

"The teacher's mother asked what your name is?" Ye Rao whispered.

Poor Xiao Ze didn't know anything and stood up stupidly and said, "My name is Xiao Ze."

The old lady was still in a rage, and shouted: "Xiao Ze, right, I remember, I am your advanced mathematics teacher, I told you not to listen to me carefully, I will ask a question in class in the afternoon, my granddaughter's little What's your name? If you can't answer it, you can't even think about getting out of class..."

"I rely on!!!"

Finally, I survived until the end of the get out of class. Almost all the students left the classroom at the same time, some went back to the dormitory, and some went directly to the cafeteria.But there is no doubt that this is the time when the students are the most dense.

After seeing Xinzhong Zhao, the turtle and the turtle's mother, and being stabbed with a needle, Xiao Ze felt a bit of a whirlwind.

Along the way, Xiao Ze had no appetite at all and just wanted to hurry back to the apartment to sleep.

"Accounting Institute, come on! Accounting Institute, come on..." On the basketball court No. [-], the slogan of cheering for the Accounting Institute resounded in the sky, and the surrounding stands were almost filled with people watching the game.However, it is a pity that although the cheerleading team worked very hard, it did not change the dilemma that the Accounting School was always at a disadvantage.

"Oh, stop shouting, the more you shout about those guys, the less you will live up to your expectations. The first half is not over yet, and the score is about halfway down. You are abused and don't know what your name is." Lin Xiyuan grabbed her and waved it. Cheering up, Nie Xiaoling, who was screaming loudly, had a depressed look on her face.

"They are all useless guys. They usually brag in front of us how powerful they are. When it came to a critical moment, our two beautiful women came to cheer them up in person, and it was so useless." Nie Xiaoling also clenched her fists and gritted her teeth angrily. .

"I can't blame them. He Shier from the School of Finance invited three foreign aids from the School of Physical Education in one breath, and they are the three best basketball players in the School of Physical Education. Our Accounting School has more girls than boys, and can play basketball. There are even fewer, how can you fight with others?" A short-haired girl who was slightly shorter than Nie Xiaoling in the cheerleading team pouted and said depressedly.

"People like He Shi'er, make her proud, but she's still not mad!" Lin Xiyuan gritted her teeth angrily. She was spoiled since she was a child. , especially a woman who she despised a little, let alone lose.

But this time, it was useless for Lin Xiyuan to be angry.

"Hey, it is said that our accounting school has two school beauties, you and Du Hui. Just pulling one out can kill He Shi'er. He Shi'er can find three powerful foreign aids, why don't you find a few? ' the short-haired girl suggested.

"The man that Miss Ben doesn't like is too lazy to take care of it. If He Shier hadn't been arrogant to Miss Ben this time and dared to laugh at our academy, I wouldn't have come to be a cheerleader. Who is like that He Shier, who has some specialties at will. All the boys can recognize their elder brother as their younger brother and sing together to go to the nightclub." Lin Xiyuan looked disdainful.

"As for that one." Lin Xiyuan turned her head to the left dejectedly. There, on the edge of the basketball court, Du Hui, dressed in light-colored trousers and a green shirt and white shirt, was standing.Just like the depths of the world outside, left behind and independent.There are obviously many boys around, who are watching the ball on the surface, but in fact, I don’t know how many times I secretly glanced at them.But it seems that no one wants to disturb this beauty, and there is no one around Du Hui.

"This is the biggest honor battle between our accounting school and our finance school. That guy isn't even a cheerleader." Lin Xiyuan shook her head helplessly.

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