This Water Margin is a bit weird

Chapter 1 Wedges
On the first day of the first lunar month of the first year of Dawen Xiangfu: the palace picks up the stars.

As the tallest building in the entire imperial palace and even the Dawen Dynasty, the Zhaixing Tower is 99 feet high, which is 66 feet higher than the Wanmin Hall where the emperor ruled!
In addition, no building in the entire Dawen Dynasty dared to be higher than [-] feet!

The 99-foot-tall Zhaixing Tower has a square trapezoidal structure. A lifelike five-clawed stone dragon winds around.

When anyone sees this building for the first time, they are all shocked by the height and magnificence of this building. Even the great poet Li Taibai, who was once defiant and famous for his arrogance, saw this building when he was half asleep and half awake after drunk. When I was in the building, I also wrote poems to express my shock:

The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and the stars can be picked by hand.

Don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of frightening the heavenly beings!
But it is such a building, and there is only one person in the whole country who can live in it today: the national teacher against time and space.

National teacher is a position with no rank and no too much power. The only duty of this position is to predict a corner of the future while observing thousands of stars, so that those in power can make their own decisions.

Today is the first day of the first lunar month, and also the beginning of the new year. It stands to reason that the new emperor should have held a banquet tonight to entertain the princes of the court, enjoy the joy with the people, and deepen his majesty and existence.

But tonight, this being who was supposed to be the only protagonist in the world, entered from the tail of the five-clawed stone dragon entwined with the Star-catching Tower, passed through the body of the dragon, passed ten thousand steps, and looked up to the sky from there. Walked out of the roaring dragon's mouth and came to the top floor of the Star Picking Building.

Here, there are no luxurious and precious furniture, no priceless antiques, not even a stool, what is there is just the back in white clothes, looking at the lights of thousands of families until the end of the line of sight, overlooking all living things , like a stone statue.

The appearance of Xinhuang added a touch of brilliant color to this monotonous space, breaking the long-term peace here.

"It's windy on the top of the Zhaixing Building. The emperor should be entertaining his ministers in the Wanmin Hall at this moment, watching the graceful singing and dancing, tasting the delicacies of the mountains and seas. It is not a wise decision to come to the top of this building to accompany me, a bad old man, to enjoy the breeze!"

As he said that, the white robe turned around, revealing an incomparably handsome face that was overwhelming.

If beauty is a crime, then the crime of this national teacher is simply heinous, the kind that deserves to be sentenced to prison without a wife.

Looking at the face of the national teacher that did not match his old voice, the corners of the mouth of the newly enthroned emperor Zhao Ji twitched slightly.

The national teacher seems to have the ability to read minds, and he can see through the thoughts of the scheming emperor in front of him at a glance.

"Your majesty is doubting my appearance? There is nothing to worry about. To us, the skin is nothing more than clothes. Every reincarnation is just a change of clothes. No matter how the clothes change, the one who wears the clothes People, nothing can change."

Looking at the face with unparalleled eyes, and recalling the old voice that seemed to come out of the coffin, the No.1 of the Dawen Dynasty finally said: "Master, are you male or female?"

Hearing the emperor's first words, the national teacher was slightly taken aback, and then coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment: "Your Majesty, is it important whether the minister is a man or a woman? So what if it's a man? It's a woman... ..."

Speaking of this, the voice of the national teacher suddenly changed. From a bad old man who was about to die, starting from the word "female", he suddenly changed into a young girl with cardamom, and the voice like a wind chime rang from the top of the star picking building , Indescribably lively and agile.

"So what if it's a woman? Is it possible that if the minister is a woman, the emperor still wants to bring me into the harem? You know, you peed in my arms when you were young!"

Fortunately, there is no one else here except them. Otherwise, with the character of the emperor, if this dark history gets out, he will probably have to abdicate and escape from this planet...

The emperor who was about to die blushed and coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment.

On the top of the Zhaixing Building, a slightly noisy wind blew by. The two standing above tens of thousands of people looked down at the fireworks in the world below. They spoke first in white clothes. This time, He used an old but wise His tone of voice: "Your Majesty, I am watching the sky at night, the Ziwei star is in turmoil, the greedy wolf, the seven kills, and the broken army have fallen from the sky. From now on, this world is likely to enter an eventful autumn. At the same time, there is a South Pole star shining... Uncertain, when it is bright, it can compete with Emperor Ziwei, and when it is dark, it will disappear into the sky, making it impossible to trace!"

Speaking of this, the national teacher turned his head and looked aside, without a trace of emotion on his face, he said to the emperor Zhao Ji who had changed his expression, "Your Majesty, troubled times are coming!"

If other courtiers had said this in the Hall of Peoples, without the need for the emperor to speak, the courtiers would be the first to spray it all over their bodies, and then arrange a package of dismissal, ransacking, and beheading for the courtier who confuses the crowd.

But the person who said this is the national teacher.

As the most mysterious figure in the Dawen Dynasty, Dawen Guoshi has existed since the founding of Dawen, and no one knows his age. Some say a thousand years old, some say eight hundred years old, but almost everyone Everyone agrees on one thing: it is impossible to be less than six hundred years old!
Because it has been more than 600 years since the founding of the Dawen Dynasty!
In front of this national teacher, the elders of the three dynasties are no different from three-year-old children...

The national teacher has lived too long!
In this era when the average life expectancy is generally not more than 40 years old, the country's laws began to lose its restraint at the age of 70, even officials at the age of 80 had to bend over to help them, and even the emperor did not need to salute at the age of 90!
As for the national teacher who started at the age of [-]...

The emperor had to kneel down and kowtow and call "Master"...

(Emperor: Am I that shameless?)
After a long silence -

The emperor said with a gloomy face, "Is there a way to change fate?"

Looking against the time and space with those eyes reflecting the stars in the sky, he looked at all living beings below, and the strong wind blew his elegant robes. At this moment, in the eyes of the emperor, the demeanor of the national teacher can only be used To describe it as a fairy!
"Have!"

The eyes of the emperor, who was already prepared for disappointment, lit up again...

But in the next moment——

The words of the national teacher made the emperor show a question mark on his face again.

"As long as someone can turn the sky over, overturn the earth, and destroy the gods, they will be able to change their fate against the sky!"

After thinking for a long time, the emperor asked in a cautious tone: "Master, can we... speak human language?"

Hearing the emperor's words, the national teacher coughed twice and said, "Speaking of human beings, unless there is someone who can punch the Buddha's head full of hair, kick the Taoist priest to scream, gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!" The Peerless Heavenly Man!"

"So, where is that man?"

"That person is not in the past, not in the present, not in the future."

"National teacher, please speak human words!"

"I don't even know where he is!"

Emperor: (￢_￢)
……

"Master, I have one more request!"

"Say."

"If one day, a traitor wants to kill me..."

"This minister understands! This minister will definitely save the emperor for the last time!"

"No! I hope the national teacher can stand by and watch!"

"Oh? Why is that?"

"Because... if there are really rebels leading troops into the palace and coming before me, it must be something that I did wrong, so..."

Speaking of this, Emperor Zhao Ji came to the edge of the rooftop, looked down at the dim lights under his feet, faced the strong wind, and said word by word:

"I... pardon the world... not guilty!"

"Your Majesty? Are you sure? There is no one else here, I will give you a chance to reorganize the language!"

"Then Li Taibai wrote zhang into a ruler and didn't change a single word?! What's more, I am the Son of Heaven. You are not joking. Now that I have made an order, how can I go back on my word!"

……

After the emperor left, the national teacher who looked like a fairy in the eyes of the world suddenly sneezed twice.

"Aqiu~Aqiu~"

After casually wiping his nose with his sleeve twice, the national teacher looked down at the lights of Wanjia below and muttered to himself: "Zhao Ji is a little bit unexpected... But compared to Zhao Ji, he is more important now. The most important thing is that Nezha is already in the world, but where is Wukong? Without this chess piece, what can I use to play against the gods? So what..."

As he said that, the national teacher suddenly raised his head, and in those clear eyes, a shooting star pierced the sky...

"So how... reverse time and space!"

(End of this chapter)