This Water Margin is a bit weird

Chapter 15 Am I the God of Death? (six)

The seventh floor of the Gray Tower (formerly the sixth floor)——

As a level guarded by lust, this level can be regarded as the paradise and ultimate utopia of LSP.

The ubiquitous pink legs and jade arms, the sweet fragrance of makeup and powder in the air, all kinds of stunning beauty in the world, come forward with singing and dancing, or coquettish, or angry, or flirt, or seduce...

In short, no matter how picky a man is, he can find the woman he likes here.

Then--

you can do anything to her

It is said that Ruanrou Township is a hero's tomb, and God knows how many people who have been assessed are directly planted on this floor.

Even Zhong Kui, the previous Demon Suppressor who claimed to be the strongest in history and also the most steely straight man, almost fell here.

Today is a very special day for Lust.

Because today, she will welcome the youngest person to break through the level since the establishment of the Gray Tower!
When thinking of the other party, Lust only feels that the blood in his whole body is about to boil!
And the reason why she is so excited is entirely because Lust has an extremely special and little-known XP!

What she likes most is to defile a pure heart!
The purer the other party's heart is, the more excited she will be!

She is used to seeing big pig's trotters, and she really wants to meet that child with a pure heart. At this moment, she is so happy that she is in heaven!
But just when she was preparing to meet the breaker who was enough to drive her crazy, Qi Ling's words instantly sent her from heaven to hell.

"Lust, you step back first, this level will be personally controlled by me!"

Hearing Qi Ling's voice like a symphony orchestra, the lust immediately became anxious: "My lord! Why do you want me to step down? I guarantee with my will that I will keep that child on this floor forever. I beg you to give me a chance." !"

"No! That child is different from any previous passers-by. I am worried that your methods will not work on him. Once you fail, this seat will always be a weapon in his hands. You know what it means ?"

"You are a weapon! What else can you do if you are not in the hands of others?"

"Dream Broken" Lust is now bursting with mentality, and facing Qi Ling's inquiry is no longer in awe as before.

The attitude changer spirit doesn't care about lust, what it cares about is—

"Hmph! Although this seat was held in the hands of the demon suppressor before, but at that time, this seat was the real body, and the demon suppressor was just a puppet for this seat to exert its power! Even if it is Zhong Kui, the relationship between him and this seat It is also mutual equality and mutual respect! But this time, if this seat fails, it will completely become the plaything in the palm of the child. In case he gets into a brain one day and wants to use the main body of this seat to poke papa for fun, what do you say? What should I do?"

"Maybe, no?"

"Do you think that if you lay naked on the bed, a man would turn around and leave?"

In this regard, lust is speechless...

Seeing that Lust was silent, Qi Ling comforted him again: "After that kid is dealt with, I'll transfer you to the first floor. If there are passers-by in the future, you'll be the first to go up! How about it?"

"Humph!"

After all, lust is just an existence attached to the weapon spirit. What else can she do besides accepting it?

So, after Qi Ling took over everything on the seventh floor, she let Li Qinglian in...

Li Qinglian, who almost made herself depressed, came to the seventh floor, and the sweet fragrance in the air that had not dissipated made him feel charming.

Just when Li Qinglian was thinking about whether she could have a beautiful young lady as the examiner, Qi Ling's distinctive and complex voice rang in Li Qinglian's ears.

"Boy, if you are willing to quit now, I will accept all the six-story masters who have cleared the customs before, and I can promise three things. As long as it does not touch the bottom line of my master, I will definitely do it for you." ,how?"

Hearing that Qi Ling actually took the initiative to ask for peace, Li Qinglian smiled slightly: "It sounds very tempting, but I have a big appetite!"

Hearing what the other party said, there were ten thousand words "MMP" in Qi Ling's heart.

But even so, Qi Ling still said with a laughing voice: "How about this, how about I send you another woman? With this woman, you are equivalent to having all the women in the world! Although you don't need it now, But when you grow up in a few years, you will know how precious this gift I gave you is!"

As he said that, it seemed that he was afraid that Li Qinglian would not believe it, Qi Ling directly summoned lust.

Seeing a group of transparent and colorless strange slime-like creatures that suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, Li Qinglian immediately felt the aesthetic gap between the two species.

"Is this the beauty you said can compare to all the women in the world?"

Hearing Li Qinglian's doubts, Qi Ling hurriedly explained: "This woman's name is Lust, and this is her real body. If you think about it, she can transform into any appearance you can imagine!"

Hearing this, Li Qinglian's eyes lit up!
Hey, it's no wonder that having this girl is equivalent to owning all the beauties in the world, and the beauty of emotion has its own face pinching system!
Thinking of this, Li Qinglian secretly thought about the pros and cons...

If you continue to break through the level, you may not be able to pass it. Once you fail to pass the level, you will completely lose the opportunity to contract the devil's blood knife. The so-called best exercise in the underworld, "Thunder Fire Town Magic Art", will definitely say goodbye to himself.

And if you agree, it seems that apart from not being able to exert the power of the Devil Blood Knife 100%, it seems that there is no other loss!
After all, I am the Demon Suppressing Envoy, and the Blood Suppressing Devil Knife is still in my hands, and I can use it by myself!In addition, you can also get three promises from the other party, picking up a woman with her own face pinching system for nothing. With this woman who can pinch your face, you can make up for the regrets of your previous life, and you can no longer be so lonely in this world... …

Just when Li Qinglian was caught in YY and couldn't extricate herself, Qi Ling, who had been waiting impatiently, asked, "How are you thinking?"

At this moment, Li Qinglian is taking a walk on the street with the regret of her previous life...

Seeing that Li Qinglian did not respond, Qi Ling asked again: "Do you agree or not?"

At this moment, Li Qinglian is flirting with the regret of her previous life on a beach vacation...

Seeing that Li Qinglian still didn't respond, Qi Ling shouted: "Are you going to agree or not!"

When YY was suddenly interrupted, Li Qinglian replied subconsciously: "Get lost!"

As soon as the words were spoken, Li Qinglian suddenly realized that the "reality" in front of her eyes wanted to slap herself twice.

When YY is not good, it has to be now!
Thinking of this, Li Qinglian was about to explain when she heard Qi Ling's familiar complex voice.

"Hmph! I'm giving you a chance, but it doesn't mean that I'm afraid of you! Since you don't want to drink a toast, don't blame me for being ruthless..."

"You misunderstood, I don't..."

"Not satisfied with the conditions I offered, right? Hmph! You are really greedy, even worse than the greed of my subordinates! It's okay, I haven't made a move in person for too long. Today, this seat I will fight with you to see what ability you have to become my master!"

(Li Qinglian: Can't you just listen to me?)

As soon as Qi Ling finished speaking, the scene in front of Li Qinglian changed...

at the same time--

Above the Great Hall of Yama, Li Qinglian's body suddenly closed its eyes, and as his eyes closed, the light curtain that could reflect the scene of his assessment also suddenly disappeared.

Seeing this, Bao Gong stood up suddenly, with a hint of anger appearing on his dark face, he said angrily towards the demon-suppressing blood knife burning with will-o'-the-wisps above the main hall: "Suppressing demons! How dare you use Huangliang Yimeng without authorization? You know that this is in the assessment It is never allowed to be used!"

Hearing the words "Huangliang Yimeng", even the well-informed Gongsun Ce and those careless ghosts couldn't help but turn pale with fright.

Huangliang Yimeng is a kind of great supernatural power that is often used by celestial beings in order to save a creature that has a great cause and effect with itself.

Once a creature falls into a dream, it is equivalent to going through a reincarnation. After waking up, it will be fully enlightened and embark on the road of cultivation without distraction.

Since all worries are put down after the yellow beam dream, the creature can have no distracting thoughts, and the speed of cultivation will naturally increase greatly. I don't know how many practitioners hope to obtain this yellow beam dream.

but--

For those cultivators who have gone through vicissitudes of life and ordinary people who have tasted the warmth and coldness of human relationships, Huangliang Yimeng is a "washing the marrow and cutting the veins" of the soul.

But for young children who are not deeply involved in the world, this opportunity that countless practitioners have dreamed of is very likely to be a poison!
In layman's terms, Huangliang Yimeng is equivalent to a pack of washing powder. Those cultivators or ordinary people who have gone through vicissitudes of life are like a piece of dirty clothes that have been worn for an unknown period of time. Suddenly, this dirty clothes was taken off one day, Rub it with the washing powder with powerful decontamination function, and the dirty clothes will look brand new, and the scenery is infinite.

Most of the children are not deeply involved in the world, have not been polluted by this secular world, and do not have much karma and concern with them, just like a piece of clean clothes, suddenly one day, this clean clothes is taken off and used Rubbing the powerful washing powder for dirt...

Well, not to mention dirty things, the patterns on the clothes are probably wiped away by this washing powder!

The reason why Bao Zheng was angry was because this dream of Huang Liang was very likely to cause Li Qinglian to lose himself at this moment, and he would become a pure boy with a heart like white paper (knowing nothing) (two idiots) ).

Just when Bao Zheng came in front of Li Qinglian's body, intending to forcibly pull it out of the inner space of the Devil's Blood Knife, Li Qinglian who was holding the Devil's Blood Knife suddenly opened her eyes again.

Baogong looked subconsciously——

When the four eyes met, Bao Gong was stunned.

Those were a pair of eyes that were too complicated to describe in words.

It is the baby who is clear and innocent, without a trace of human filth and purity...

It is the curious exploration of young children learning to speak and looking at everything in the world...

It's the young Mu Shaoai, so pure and clean that he doesn't think about the beauty of any outcome...

It is the adult who embarks on a journey alone, shooting out the ambition and pride from the chest...

It is the numbness of accepting fate and accepting all reality after going through cold and warm in middle age...

Sitting on a recliner after old age, endless regrets and unwillingness all turned into a sigh...

This scene seems to be very long, but it is actually surprisingly short!

But after a breath, Li Qinglian blinked again, her eyes became clear again, as if everything just now was an illusion of Bao Zheng.

Looking at Bao Zheng who was so close, Li Qinglian was taken aback, but after realizing it, she let out a sigh of relief and said, "Master Bao, why are you standing so close, I'm scared by you!"

"Just right, I was also scared by you, let's make it even! By the way, why did you wake up by yourself?"

"I passed all the assessments, so I came out!"

"What? You said you passed the test?"

"That's right! Master Bao doesn't believe it? Look!"

Saying that, under Bao Gong's surprised eyes, Li Qinglian said to the town devil's blood knife, "Take it!"

In the surprised eyes of the crowd, the Demon Suppressing Blood Knife, which was burning with ghostly fire, turned into a ball of flames, and the flames turned into a fire snake, wrapped around Li Qinglian's body, and finally turned into a knife-shaped tattoo, which was branded on Li Qinglian's back .

Seeing this, Li Qinglian raised her eyebrows triumphantly at Bao Gong: "Master Bao, now you believe it!"

"Not bad!"

With a meaningful smile, Bao Zheng asked the question he was most concerned about: "How did you pass the examination in the end?"

"I don't know, it feels like I had a dream, and then woke up, and Xiaoxue told me that I had passed the test and became its owner!"

"Xiaoxue?"

"It's the Demon Suppressing Blood Knife! This is the new name I gave it. It is always called by Suppressing Demons and Suppressing Demons. If you have bad ears, you may hear it as "how so", so I gave it a simple name. Remember the name!"

"Not bad! You really didn't disappoint me!"

For some reason, Li Qinglian always felt that Bao Zheng's eyes were weird, and the smile on that dark face was weird no matter how you looked at it!
And those ghosts around.

If Bao Gong's smile seemed to be suppressed with all his might, then the smiles of those ghost servants could be said to deserve a beating!
Just when Li Qinglian was wondering what was wrong, a gust of wind blew in from the outside, and five words suddenly appeared in Li Qinglian's mind.

Only then did Li Qinglian realize that the clothes on her body had turned into fly ash long ago, and in the eyes of all the ghosts and gods, they could clearly see their existence.

Thinking of this, amidst the wild laughter of the ghost guards, Li Qinglian screamed and ran to hide behind a certain pillar.

Seeing this, Bao Gong said with a smile: "Don't be shy, little friend. I don't know how much older you are. I haven't seen anything. Come out quickly. Don't waste time. The sky is almost dawn, and I still have some things to do." I will tell you!"

(Li Qinglian: Why, you are also like Guiwu Tsuji Wumi, dying at the sight of light?)
"My lord, please give me a dress!"

"How can you be so particular about a little person, come out quickly, don't waste time, if it's dawn in a while, I see how you can run home like this!"

Li Qinglian decided to choose the former between being naked by ten ghosts and gods and being naked by a group of gossip-eating human beings!
After all, the former just smiled at most, but Li Qinglian would have to flee this planet if the latter saw it.

(End of this chapter)