This Water Margin is a bit weird

Chapter 52: Pan's Restaurant ([-])
Chengbei Street was originally the most prosperous street in Daming Mansion. When the time came to Sishi ([-]:[-] am), many people had already noticed this new store that was about to open.

When a new store opens, there must be a program, and as long as it is owned by ordinary people, there is no one who does not like to join in the fun.

"It's already this time, why hasn't the team come yet?"

"I don't understand. It may be the first time to open a store. I didn't know to call the team to come and have a lot of fun."

"No, I heard that the shopkeeper of this shop is Butcher Pan from the east of the city! I know him. Although he is careless, he still understands the world! How could he make such a mistake?"

"Who is Butcher Pan? Is he famous?"

"It's the butcher who looks like a good-looking woman and child!"

"Very dark? How dark?"

"Old Zhao, Lao Li has never read a book. His "hey" means very beautiful. The last time I heard him describe it with "hey", it was the girl in Baixiang Pavilion!"

"The butcher is lucky! The lady looks so good-looking, doesn't she sing every night?"

"That's right, the five-year-old and three-thick guy, I heard him say that his waist is weak several times!"

All the men: "Hey hey..."

Among the crowd, Yu Qian looked at Pan Changhe and Wang Tiexin, who were jumping anxiously at the door of the store, still with the iconic and meaningful smile on their faces, and then muttered to himself: "Li Qinglian, let me see Let's see how many catties you have, you can have sex with me..."

After finally cleaning up the red marks on her face, Li Qinglian looked at the time, but still did not hear the sound of gongs and drums, so he hurried down to check.

"Mom, why hasn't the team come yet?"

"The team can't come. They had a bad stomach last night, and they are rushing in line! I heard that the toilet chips (rectangular bamboo or wood chips about the thickness of toilet paper, reusable) are all used up, and they start to go to the room one by one. It's broken!"

Wang Tiexin is not the kind of woman who likes to spread rumors, but the problem is that this team actually "put" her together, causing her to lose face on such an important day today. In order to save face, there are people who come to kill with a knife, but she, Wang Tiexin, just slanders casually in private, which is already a rare magnanimity.

Hearing what mother said, Li Qinglian could already imagine a scene where a group of people took turns wiping their asses with tiles...

Thinking of this, he subconsciously asked, "Why don't they use paper?"

"You think everyone is the same as you, butts are as precious as gold! Common people, who doesn't use toilets to raise tiles!"

"Mother, what you said is very unreasonable, as if you and your sister have no use of paper, I remember that once in the middle of the night, you ran to my room and tore three sheets of my "Analects of Confucius". , so that I went to borrow a book the next day to transcribe the incomplete content, and finally made it up. The next night, my sister ran into my room again. One day I went to the printing shop to buy a new copy on credit, so I had no choice but to sell my body and work for that boss for seven days..."

At the beginning, when the embarrassing things were mentioned, Wang Tiexin was a little embarrassed, but when she heard her son talk about selling her body, her expression changed immediately!

"Son, what happened to the fat woman in the printing shop?"

"Mom, what are you thinking! Fat aunt is very nice, but she asked me to work for seven days to offset the cost of books, and she also said that she would betroth the fat girl to me. I didn't like fat girl, so I refused. "

"No wonder I said that during that time you didn't go home after class, and ran directly to the printing shop. Lian'er thought you were empathetic, and was sad for a long time!"

"Has she ever been sad? I just remember that her appetite increased a lot during that time."

……

Seeing that the two of them tended to chat all day long, Pan Changhe on the side hurriedly interrupted: "Stinky boy, you have a lot of tricks, think of a way quickly, if we can't open smoothly today, how can our store be on this road in the future?" Get a foothold on the street!"

"Father, the most important thing in doing business is to rely on your own integrity and the reputation of the people. Isn't it just that you have no team to play acrobatics? There is nothing to worry about. Now go to the door and set up the pot, and cook a pot of lo-mei on the spot. Trust me, It's better than ten teams blah blah blah at the door!"

"That's what I said, but the problem is that everyone has hired a troupe to perform acrobatics when they open a new store. If we don't invite them, doesn't it seem chilling?"

"Okay, okay, isn't it just acrobatics? I'll go out and play for a while!"

Hearing that Li Qinglian was going to perform in person, both Pan Changhe and Wang Tiexin's eyes widened.

"Stinky boy! What acrobatics do you know?"

"I have the Earth Fire Fist, which can be used to beat demons and ghosts, and the Sky Thunder Palm, which can be used to slap demons and ghosts! If it doesn't work, I will show the Devil Blood Knife and put it on the necks of those troublemakers. If I don't hand over the money, I will chop it off kill them!"

Hearing what Li Qinglian said, Pan Changhe said with a mournful face: "Son, let's choose another day to open the business. If you really do this, it is estimated that there will be no place for us in this Dawen Dynasty."

"Father, I'm just kidding you! The kids have learned a few tricks recently, so I'm going out to show them. I'm sure I'm ten times a hundred times better than those grass-roots teams!"

After speaking, Li Qinglian went straight to the second floor...

Seeing Li Qinglian's disappearing back, Wang Tiexin said to Pan Changhe with a tangled expression, "Husband, why don't you choose another day to open the business? I haven't seen Qinglian'er's tricks before. If this messes up..."

"Don't worry! When did that brat let us down? When did you see him and take the initiative to take care of things you're not sure about? You still treat him like a child and don't believe him! Then the King of Hades will rest assured that the demon-suppressing envoy Give him the position, what are you worried about!"

"I'm not afraid that he will screw up. What if others laugh at him?"

"Don't think too much, let's just stand by and watch, and just cheer him on!"

"And me! I want to support Xiaoguai too!"

"The servant also believes in the young master!"

second floor—

Zhenmo Xiaoxue, who was awakened again, exuded a murderous aura, pressed Li Qinglian under her body and beat her to death.

Li Qinglian didn't resist, and directly hugged her head to protect the important parts. As an "old couple" who had been with her all her life, he was too aware of Zhenmo Xiaoxue's character and habits.

Xiaoxue has a strong urge to wake up, and once she gets angry, she will enter the "not listening mode". No matter what others say, it is tantamount to chanting sutras to her ears.

The best solution is to let her get out of bed, and then she can discuss things with her.

Sure enough, with the passage of time, Zhenmo Xiaoxue's fist strength changed from "killing ten people in Kansai with one punch" at the beginning to "killing eight people with one punch"...

By the time of the last punch, Zhenmo Xiaoxue's fist was almost the same as tickling.

"Tell me! What's the matter this time?"

"I want you to cooperate with me in a performance..."

Then, Li Qinglian explained her plan again.

After listening, Zhenmo Xiaoxue pouted, buried herself in the bed angrily, and said angrily: "I want to perform and you go alone! I suggest you to dance the pole dance, maybe it will be popular in the whole city!"

"My ancestors! There are still many people I care about in Daming Mansion! I don't want to escape from here yet!"

"Hmph! You'll bully me all day long, so I don't want to help you!"

"Okay, if you don't help me, I'll keep annoying you and won't let you sleep."

"If you dare to bother me again, I will hack you to death immediately!"

"Okay! Then hack me to death!"

Saying that, Li Qinglian hugged the quilt together, and embraced the little warm and fragrant nephrite into her arms.

a long time--

Zhenmo Xiaoxue's small head stuck out from the bed, looked at the familiar face close at hand and said viciously: "Next time you want to disturb my sleep again, I will bite you to death!"

"Then you bite, bite now, after a few years I grow up, the skin becomes thicker, and if you bite me, it won't hurt."

"When the time comes, don't cry out in pain!"

"I'm more afraid to see you cry than hurt."

"You should leave those earthy love stories to your good sister and future daughter-in-law!"

　Thanks to the book friend "AKx" for the recommendation ticket!
　　


(End of this chapter)