This Water Margin is a bit weird

Chapter 55

Gongsun Ce wished he could slap himself now!

If it wasn't for the momentary itching to try, he wouldn't have provoked the little demon Zhenmo back.

"Little scholar! What do you want to do to my...boy?"

"Ah... just to explain something to him!"

"Is it necessary to lift the cover of the human spirit to explain things?"

"Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!"

"Hmph! Since you caused mental damage to my servant, you have to pay me for mental damage!"

"Xueda... Master Zhenmo! What is the mental damage fee? Also, the spirit of the suppressing demon has been damaged, why should I compensate you?"

"Since you asked sincerely, the girl will tell you mercifully! First, the so-called mental damage fee means that you have frightened a person and you have to use silver to comfort him. Second, Qinglian is my The servant, he is mine from inside to outside, from top to bottom, from front to back! Do you think I should be compensated for the mental damage?"

"It sounds reasonable, so how much should the student compensate?"

"100 taels of gold! Do you choose to pay with gold tickets or gold?"

"Students have no money."

"If you don't give it to me, throw your judge pen into the cesspit!"

Gongsun Ce: (￢_￢)
……

In the end, under Zhenmo Xiaoxue's operation, Gongsun Ce signed a contract of selling himself with tears. The general content of the contract was that Gongsun Ce was unable to pay the mental damage fee of 100 taels of gold, so he decided to commit himself to Pan's restaurant as the accountant To pay off debts, the monthly salary is two taels of silver.

According to the mathematical formula taught by Li Qinglian's physical education teacher, if Gongsun Ce wants to pay off the money, he may have to work until the third industrial revolution, which is the information age, and then send a question to netizens through Mohu, "About the money I owe?" What should I do if I paid an unscrupulous capitalist 100 taels of gold and worked for thousands of years and still can’t pay it off?”

Then the most favorable answer was: Suggest him to watch the movie "The Shawshank Redemption".

Then Mr. Gongsun copied Andy's thinking, hid the hard brush in the account book of unknown thickness, dug a tunnel in 20 years, and finally crawled through the smelly sewer on a heavy rainy night to gain freedom.

……

As Gongsun Ce signed his name on the contract of sale with a judge's pen in tears, Zhenmo Xiaoxue put away the contract of sale with a solemn face, and after a hache, his eyelids began to fight.

"Sleepy~"

"No way! Are you going to sleep again?"

"Hmm~"

"Then why don't you go back to your bedroom and sleep?"

"I want to hug~"

puff--

Gongsun Ce on the side looked at the scene in front of him and almost spit out the Jiannan Shaochun from his mouth!

However, under the strong desire to survive, he still swallowed the sip of wine, otherwise, if he dared to spit it out, I am afraid that the judge's pen would really be thrown into the cesspit.

Gongsun Ce did not dare to offend Zhenmo Xiaoxue out of fear, and Li Qinglian did not offend Zhenmo Xiaoxue out of love.

"I really can't do anything about you lazy bastard!"

Although she said she was disgusted, Li Qinglian's hands were very honest and held Zhenmo Xiaoxue into her arms with a comfortable force that was neither tight nor loose.

Holding Zhenmo Xiaoxue in her arms, feeling her even breathing, Li Qinglian's heart was unprecedentedly peaceful.

"Master Gongsun, please tell me about the past."

"You're welcome, this is what you should know!"

The next moment, as Gongsun Ce pointed a finger between Li Qinglian's brows, strange scenes emerged in his mind.

Different from the scattered images that appeared in Heavenly Tribulation last time, the images this time are as smooth and orderly as a documentary...

cloudy calendar year [-]
Yama Hall

"Master Bao summoned you suddenly, why?"

"Zhong Kui, I order you to quickly open the door of the Demon Suppressing Hall and release all the demons inside!"

"Master Bao? What did you say?"

"I order you to go and open the door of the Demon Suppressing Palace quickly, and release all the demons inside!"

"Lord Bao, you can't let it go! The demons in the Temple of Demon Suppression are all extremely evil in the world, and even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is hard to save. If they are all released now, the world will be comparable to purgatory, and the people will be destroyed. ah!"

Above the main hall, a tall and straight man with a bark mask on his face and a long knife on his waist roared like thunder at Bao Zheng, the King of Yama with a face as black as charcoal.

Because he was wearing a mask, he couldn't see the expression of the burly man clearly. He could only see a pair of eyes burning with raging flames in the two holes dug out in the eye area of ​​the rough mask!
Sitting behind the desk, Bao Zheng looked at Zhong Kui, who was complaining loudly below, with an indifferent expression on his face, repeating like an emotionless repeater: "Go and open the door of the Temple of Demon Suppression, and release all the demons in it! "

"Master Bao! Those demons haven't paid enough for the crimes they committed. If we release them to the world now, are we worthy of those souls who died in vain? We are worthy of the generations of suppressing demons who sacrificed their lives to catch these demons." Envoys? Are you worthy of the word "Justice" on the plaque in the Hall of Yama?"

Every accusation made by Zhong Kui shocked the black-faced Bao Zheng!
He was originally a representative of upright officials in the world. Although his face was dark, his heart was more magnanimous than anyone else.

So much so that Mr. Private School in the human world uses his actions to explain the words selfless, fair and honest.

It is precisely because of this that he was able to be summoned by the Emperor Yin after his death, and directly promoted to the head of the ten halls of Yama, in charge of the Niejingtai, with such power that he can be called the No. 1 of the underworld. [-].

But this is him, but today, under the plaque with the word "Justice", he personally ordered the jealous Zhong Kui to release those heinous demons in the Temple of Demon Suppression!
It's just unimaginable...

Not only Zhong Kui, but even the judges such as Gongsun Ce, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu and the eight ghost guards all thought that they had fallen under the illusion of some ghost.

Otherwise, how could Mr. Bao, who is the embodiment of justice in their hearts, issue such absurd orders!
"Master Bao, what's wrong with you today? Are you sick?"

For Gongsun Ce, Bao Zheng is a teacher and a friend. The two have cooperated for a lifetime in the yang world, and have partnered for decades in the underworld. It can be said that only one look, and sometimes even the eyes No need, they can understand what each other wants to express.

But today, for the first time, Gongsun Ce couldn't see through his partner in front of him.

Faced with Gongsun Ce's question, Bao Zheng waved his hands and said, "Mr. Gongsun, there is no need to worry. Since I took office as the king of Hades, I have already achieved a fairy body, and there is no way I will be ill!"

This is true, if the majestic King of Hades can still get sick, then Hua Tuo and Bian Que probably don't need to be reincarnated, and just stay in the underworld to serve the King of Hades all day long.

(End of this chapter)