This Water Margin is a bit weird

Chapter 8 This Family Is Weird ([-])

Pan Jinlian listened to her father's screams and her mother's angry roar, her big peach eyes were full of doubts, she tilted her head, and said to her younger brother with a cute and awkward expression: "Little boy, why did you hurt your father?" ?”

Looking at Pan Jinlian's cute and cute face that has not lost the baby fat, Li Qinglian subconsciously stretched out both hands to pinch her smooth tofu-like face.

"Hmph! Last time Dad said he was in a hurry and asked me to look around at the butcher shop. It took me a whole afternoon to see it, and he didn't come back when I sold out the meat. You don't know what happened to me all afternoon. They came here! Those aunts and grandmas who buy meat, big girls and young daughters-in-law, touch my face when they come up to buy meat, and they say they won’t buy it if they don’t touch me! For our family’s livelihood, I have to endure this shame and humiliation!”

Hearing that her younger brother was eaten all afternoon of tofu, Pan Jinlian was so angry that her brows stood on end: "Humph! Those women are so shameless! How shameless! They actually ate my little boy's tofu! If you want to touch your face, why don't you touch it?" My own... By the way, what happened later? Where did daddy go?"

"When I finished selling the stalls and passed by Luliu Street, guess what I saw?"

As she spoke, Li Qinglian lowered her voice, showing an extremely mysterious expression.

Pan Jinlian's watery eyes widened, and the curiosity in her heart was as uncomfortable as a cat's paw scratching.

"What did you see?"

Then, Li Qinglian approached Pan Jinlian's ear, and the scorching breath exhaled from her mouth dyed a large area of ​​her skin into a seductive carmine pink.

After that, Li Qinglian's every word was like a gentle spring breeze blowing across the river, causing ripples in her heart.

"Don't-tell-tell-you"

Full of anticipation, but these four words came, the smile on Pan Jinlian's face gradually disappeared, and the ripples in her heart instantly turned into violent wind and huge waves!

The next moment, a pink fist was rapidly enlarged in Li Qinglian's eyes. Li Qinglian never expected that this big loli who didn't talk about martial arts came to attack his little comrade who was less than ten years old.

boom--

With a muffled sound in the room, Li Qinglian fell to the ground, and then, a warm and soft jade-like body sat directly on his waist, and her pink fists beat his chest like a rainstorm. Pan Jinlian Her face was full of shame and resentment, at this moment she was like a grieving woman who had been greatly wronged, she used Li Qinglian's chest as a grievance drum at the gate of the yamen, beating very rhythmically!

(Li Qinglian: I don’t know if it’s my illusion, I seem to have heard the general’s order...)
"Okay, okay! Stop hitting, you're going to die, you're going to die..."

It's also thanks to Li Qinglian's invulnerable body that she can withstand the life-threatening and coquettish act of this big golden lotus loli. If it were someone else, her body would have been beaten into a bloody bun and used to make human meat buns!

(Mother Yasha Sun Erniang: My little sister is capable! My store lacks talents like you!)
"Hmph! Who told you that you are not good at all! Teasing me all day! Kill you, kill you..."

Seeing that her big loli sister tended to get more and more excited as she fought, and in order to prevent herself from becoming a scumbag, Li Qinglian grabbed those two terribly pink fists.

As her hands were suddenly caught, Pan Jinlian suddenly lost her balance and fell into Li Qinglian's arms after screaming.

next moment--

The door of the room was opened suddenly, Pan Changhe and Wang Tiexin looked at the siblings who were in an extremely ambiguous posture, and fell into deep thought...

Seeing that the eyes of her parents gradually turned strange, Li Qinglian hastily explained: "Father, mother, I was discussing with my sister in the room just now, and I accidentally played a bit harder, please don't misunderstand."

And Pan Jinlian looked at the parents who appeared suddenly, her baby-fat white and tender face was instantly blushed, and after a short embarrassing silence, she let out a scream of "Aw", covered her face and fled.

Looking at his daughter who had run away, Pan Changhe said to Li Qinglian earnestly, "It's a good thing to learn from each other, but don't attack so hard next time."

And Wang Tiexin said in the tone of someone who has come here: "You two little guys have not yet grown up, so you are not allowed to mess around like this in the future. When you grow up, you can do whatever you want! But it is absolutely not possible now! "

After finishing speaking, the two couples gave Li Qinglian a look of "you can figure it out", and then closed the door again.

"Hey! What is this all about..."

After Li Qinglian sighed to herself, listening to the sound of footsteps receding outside the door, she took out a book with a blue cover from under her pillow.

This book is not a sage classic, nor is it a famous travelogue, nor is it a gossip about gods and ghosts.

It is a diary!
A diary that records all the secrets of Li Qinglian herself!

Speaking of this, someone must ask, isn't it safest to keep secrets in your heart?Write it out directly, if it is stolen or lost one day, wouldn't it be the end of the calf?

Regarding this point, Li Qinglian has not thought about it, but he just wants to write a diary. After all, as a time traveler, he——

So lonely!

In this era, his soul is always lonely, because no one can talk to him about all kinds of popular stalks, Internet slang, and no one can understand the jokes of his era. He tried hard to integrate into this era, but this The times will never understand him!

Because the difference in the middle is the civilization of thousands of years!
So he chose to write in charcoal pencil what he remembered and what he experienced in this not-so-thin and not-so-thick booklet.

In this way, he can pretend that he is not alone!
Of course, considering the importance of these secrets, Li Qinglian did not use the traditional characters of this era or the simplified Chinese characters in his memory to write.

Because the similarity between the two languages ​​is too high, if it falls into the hands of a little knowledgeable person, I am afraid that every hair in this book will be clearly seen.

So he chose to write in pinyin.

Even if the content of this book is deciphered one day, he will only hug the other party with the warmest and most cordial smile, and then greet the other party with his most gentle tone: "A friend comes from afar, even though it is far away... it is not easy. Happy..."

Turning to the page written last time, Li Qinglian held the charcoal pen and wrote——

It has been almost nine years since I came to this world, and my physical body has become stronger and stronger. I heard from my father that the strength of my secondary body is already comparable to that of a monk who established a foundation. I asked my father if there are immortals in this world, and my father told me with certainty :have!
I didn't believe it at first, because ghosts and gods are the most talked about but least seen species in the world, but today, I believe it, because I really came into contact with a ghost and god in the true sense.

Yama!

I don’t know what Yan Wang will ask me for, and I don’t know what kind of realm Yan Wang is, and I don’t know if I can ask him to cancel the names of me, my sister, and my parents from the book of life and death after helping him...

Recently, that girl Pan Jinlian doesn't know what to do, and she always likes to take advantage of me. Although I admit that I am shockingly handsome, it is understandable for her to be greedy for my body, but the problem is that I am only nine years old in a month. I have a fart!

That's all, for the sake of everyone's sister and brother, I will reluctantly include her in my harem reserve. After all, only the young master can bear a violent girl like her who can eat and is strong.

Having said that, I usually see that girl looks like a washboard, but I didn't expect it to be so interesting, the airbag, the shock absorber...

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