Body maid is very enchanting

Huang Wei's white suit is unusually conspicuous. Against the background of the underpants and sandals of many soy sauce party next to him, this is no longer a simple gap between 2b youth and literary youth. He has completely become a peacock in full bloom.

This peacock, oh no, this Huang Wei saw Chen Yan coming down from the dormitory building, and immediately greeted Chen Yan with a RMB rose in his hand, with a bright smile on his face, countless soy sauce party swarmed up, tightly Following behind Huang Wei, even the snobby girl squeezed in, her face full of intoxication, as if she had become the object of Huang Wei's pursuit.

"Chen Yan, please accept this bouquet of flowers and my admiration for you..." Huang Wei chuckled lightly, a look of amazement flashed in his eyes.

Today Chen Yan is actually wearing very ordinary clothes, a light-colored shirt, jeans, and canvas flat shoes, but even so, the tall double balls, the slender legs, the exquisite and beautiful face, and the slightly frowned eyebrows , those dreamy big eyes, ruddy lips, exquisite nose, and light body, are so beautiful that they stand out from the crowd.

Chen Yan looked at the bouquet of flowers, and a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes. Does this damn man think that after seeing so much money, he will abandon his shame and be with him?This guy was originally annoying, but now it seems that he is disgusting.

Huang Wei still didn't know that his position in Chen Yan's heart was falling again and again, so he smiled to himself: "Flowers are for beautiful women, Chen Yan, just accept them, these never-withering flowers represent my heart for you, Heaven and earth can learn from each other, and the sun and the moon are both bright!"

"Go away, I don't want your flowers, you should give them to others!" Chen Yan said lightly, her temperament is like this, although she is very disdainful of her in her heart, she will not say it out to hurt others .

However, Wen Ling beside her was not like this. She was extremely displeased with Huang Wei, and said with a sneer, "Huang Wei, put away the tricks you spend money on, not all women love money. 1 Ten thousand yuan, just want to date Chen Yan? What a joke!"

Huang Wei smiled unabated, turned to Wen Ling, and said, "Then how much do you think it will cost to marry Chen Yan? One hundred thousand? One million? Or ten million? As long as I have it, I am willing, and I am willing to lose everything for her."

"Huang Wei, don't think that you are great because you have a few stinky money, tell you, Chen Yan is not that kind of superficial woman, take your bouquet of broken flowers and go back!" a boy shouted in the crowd, with a look on his face This is Lin Tao. Although Chen Yan doesn't like him, he can't bear that people like Huang Wei want to get involved with Chen Yan.

"Be careful that misfortune comes from your mouth! Lin Tao!" Huang Wei turned his head and pointed at Lin Tao. The cold light in his eyes flashed away. When he turned his head, he smiled again, looked at Chen Yan with a smile, and said softly: "Chen Yan , I am sincere to you."

As soon as the voice fell, a loud fart sound was heard, and those people around Huang Wei immediately smelled a pungent stench, and the soy sauce party looked around one after another, trying to find out which guy dared to Farting on such a sacred occasion!

Huang Wei was also a little awkward. He took a sneak peek and saw that everyone didn't suspect him. He was relieved immediately, and the smile on his face became more and more charming: "Chen Yan, I don't want you to agree to be my girlfriend today. We It can start with friends!"

puff~

There was another sound, and it completely subverted the common sense knowledge of "sounding farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't make loud farts". A stench hit, and the smell was simply heinous.

"Chen Yan, I..."

puff~

"Chen Yan..."

puff~

If you walk a lot at night, you will naturally meet ghosts, and if you fart too much, you will naturally be caught by people who are smelly and loud. Many people have already found out that it was Huang Wei who farted. Looking at Huang Wei with disgusted nose.

"I didn't let it go..."

Puff ~ puff ~ puff ~ puff ~ puff ~

Huang Wei wanted to cover it up, but the loud fart sound and the smell of rotten eggs like sulfur dioxide made his defense weak. Even Chen Yan covered his nose and walked to the side at a faster pace. He glared at Huang Wei in disgust, and said coldly: "Like other people picking up girls, let's cure your illness first, it's so disgusting!"

Puff~puff~puff~puff~puff~puff...

Well, no matter how dull people are, they know what happened. Everyone looked at Huang Wei with a bit of disdain. Do you still have a conscience to deal with everyone with weapons of mass destruction?

Sensing everyone's disgusting eyes, Huang Wei even wanted to die. His eyes were flickering with extremely tangled eyes, and he glanced at those soy sauce gangsters who regarded him as a poisonous scorpion. I don't know why he put such a stink Such a loud fart, woo woo, you have to forgive me...

After turning his eyes around, Huang Wei realized that there was actually another girl who did not back away, still holding her heart in her hands, with a yearning look on her face. Although her eyes were a little dull, Huang Wei finally had a little consolation prize He tried his best to smile, and said kindly: "Student, do you trust me?"

As soon as the voice fell, the girl fell down with a bang, and she was fainted by the fart...

There was another burst of chaos at the scene, and it wasn't until Huang Wei ran away that he became a little calmer. As for the instigators, Wang Dong and Liu Jun, watching Huang Wei cover their faces with the bouquet of rmb roses, their fart sounded like summer. The day's frogs croaked one after another and gradually drifted away. They laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt from not far away.

After this battle, Huang Wei was completely on fire, and his popularity was even more popular than Wang Dong's best cleaner before. At least four or five people present took pictures of this scene and decisively spread it to the campus bbs Go up and give the fainted girl a close-up.

The title of this post is "The king of the big picture, seek to surpass!" "'s post was pushed up to the height of thousands of floors within six hours after it was posted. After all, none of you have a few classmates. After casual publicity, the students in the entire Zhangzhou and even the entire Zhangjian were lit up, and they ran to the bbs to ask for help. the truth.

The post has already been highlighted and pinned to the top. It's very simple, a video, a few photos, and at the bottom of the post, it is written in big characters for surpassing. Who dares to challenge!

The second floor: This post is going to be popular. Besides, I was there at the time, and that scene was called a rainbow-like majesty and earth-shattering...

Third Floor: The highlight is that girl, is there any...

The fourth floor: (one mm) What's so good about Chen Yan, my sister posted a photo without makeup, and I sincerely invite you to have (5) Qian Nan, of course, you are not allowed to fart so tough.

Fifth floor: After reading the post upstairs, I can't calm down for a long time, please ask the landlord to delete the fourth floor...

Sixth floor: (moderator) The aunt on the fourth floor...

Seventh floor: Shit, what is Bump Man, big fart king, come and watch...

Eighth floor: Please, fart king, give me a lot of beauties, keep the formation downstairs...

Ninth Floor: Bye Fart King...

Tenth Floor: Bye Fart King...

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The highlight is on the 2012 floor: I am the girl who was fainted by the fart king at the beginning, woohoo, I was bombarded by the fart that killed me today, my aunt and aunt are not here, do you think I am pregnant...

Floor 2013: Pregnant decisively, the sister upstairs quickly went to have a painless abortion, within 3 minutes, the troubles disappeared without a trace.

Floor 2014: Oh my god, girl from floor 2012, please find the inside story...

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According to the statistics of good people, until he followed Huang Wei and disappeared into the dormitory building, Huang Wei had farted 96 times in a row, and the possibility of missing farts cannot be ruled out. According to this data, it is a big good thing The author awarded Huang Wei the title of Fart King, he lived the same life as the world, and competed with the sun and the moon...

Of course, this is something to say later. At this moment, Wang Dong is still completely unaware of the huge repercussions brought about by their prank. He just talked to Wen Ling on the phone. Not long after, Wen Ling ran over with a look of disgust, and the people around him looked a little awkward. Chen Yan, seeing Wang Dongwenling, pouted and said, "Brother-in-law, you came so late, Chen Yan was almost taken away just now, and you won't even have time to cry!"

Wang Dong laughed loudly and said, "Haha, I've come early, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have gotten away so easily."

"What's going on?" Wen Ling asked curiously.

Liu Jun lowered his head shyly: "I cursed him to fart a hundred times..."

Wen Ling: "..."

Chen Yan: "..."

Wang Dong gave a thumbs up, a man who knows how to adapt, a word is good!

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