Unlimited Cultivation Players
Chapter 251
Chapter 251
The more Jiu Yuanzi watched, the more he felt that there was something wrong with him, and suddenly asked: "Which monster is your girlfriend?"
"No, really not. I'm just a poor janitor, how can there be a female monster who would like me." The old man waved his hands vigorously.
At this time, a student said angrily: "Why are you embarrassing an old man? How can these monster girls like him? Even if you are blind, you know who you should look for in this academy. How can he be compared with our students?"
The old man laughed with him, like an old man who felt inferior and just wanted to guard the gate.
Looking at the group of scholars, Jiu Yuanzi asked, "Tell me more, do female monsters come at this time every year?"
"Why do I have to tell you, you demon killer. Can a banshee and a demon be the same? They are all lovely young ladies. Don't say that you are not tempted at all, but most likely you are jealous of their looks and want to be with them." Rob us." They said solemnly.
What is the difference between a banshee and a demon?
Not all the same.
Jiu Yuanzi looked at them, then at the old man, and said to the students: "I am also a woman, a female monster disguised as a man."
The students were stunned, and suddenly exclaimed: "So that's how it is. I said how can there be such a beautiful man in this world, it really is a female monster."
"Girl, be polite." They changed their attitudes just now, put down the corpses of monsters in their hands, and cupped their hands.
Then with his feet, he kicked those white rats, golden pheasants and snakes, as well as the rags, to the side, becoming gentle and refined.
Xiao Wanfa thought for a while, killing ordinary people in the dojo should be fine, right?
The word "female monster" seems to have a magic spell for these students.
Jiu Yuanzi felt a little funny, saying that no one believed the woman, but when he said it was a female monster, they immediately believed it and changed their attitudes.
She sat on the chair, and her hairstyle began to change, from a scholar's bun to a woman's hairstyle with bamboo-shaped jasper hairpins.
Then she slowly started to talk, "Actually, my sisters and I are new here, and we also fell in love with the academy. Of course, it's because the students are so good that we want to stay here."
"So these things like rats, ghosts and snakes, I think it insults the image of the academy."
The scholar asked expectantly with his eyes: "Excuse me, what kind of monsters are you and your sister?"
"Hundred Flower Demon, I am the Green Bamboo Demon leading the battle." Jiu Yuanzi smiled slightly.
"Sure! The flower demon is good!" The students suddenly shouted in surprise, "Zhumei Julan must be the top monster among you, right!"
"I just said that there should be flower demons in the academy, and those rats and snakes are simply insulting to gentlemen."
"Sister Zhu, when will all your sisters come over? I just made a new picture of Mei's wife, and I want to show it to Sister Mei."
"I saved some peach blossom water last year, sister Taohua, would you like to make tea and talk poetry with me?"
But Jiu Yuanzi said regretfully: "However, we can't live in the academy permanently. We are leaving tonight and plan to visit the imperial palace. It should be more suitable for our sisters to live in."
The student suddenly said angrily: "Why? How can such elegant and refined sisters go to a place like the imperial palace. That kind of place is full of resentment and intrigue, and it is not suitable for people to live in."
"The emperor is an old man inside, and there are not many students in the academy."
"Yes, we have all kinds of men here, tens of thousands of times better than the palace."
Xiao Wanfa looked at these scholars coldly, and even Mr. Na was also chattering about the bad things about the emperor, such as being weak, he had to drink deer blood whip soup elixir every day to be effective, they were all fake strengths, extremely weak.
It was even said that the emperor ate too much oil and water, and his yang energy was too greasy, which was not conducive to the cultivation of beautiful monsters like flower demons who eat wind and drink dew.
They really do understand.
I thought it was an ordinary ancient scheming ashram, but I didn't expect that the style of painting was still peculiar, and I didn't know whether the eldest son of the magistrate's family was the main line or the secondary line, or a fake line used by the ashram to confuse people.
Jiu Yuanzi sighed softly, and said softly, "There are still many rat-snake demons, as long as they know the situation here, they will make a comeback in no time."
"We weak flower demons, if we can't sneak ahead and use rattan and flower branches to set up traps, we will just let their sharp claws and venomous teeth eat us."
She smiled wryly, "So we have to go, gentlemen, see you in a hundred years."
The old gatekeeper's expression changed suddenly, and he pulled the nearest student, wanting to signal him something.
Unexpectedly, she was pushed away with disgust by the other party, and raised her hand and said: "What's so difficult about this, Miss Zhu might as well take advantage of it tonight and go to their lair and take them all."
"Yeah, they're just some ugly rat-snakes. I usually don't think they're very good."
"They are all monsters on Langhua Street. The mouse spirit and golden pheasant spirit belong to the same shop, while the snake spirit is from another shop, and the female ghost is from another shop. But they are all on that street, as long as the street is blocked at both ends, put the There will be no escape from the fire.”
"Yes, my second uncle's family has opened a grocery store, and there is plenty of rat poison for sale. Let Miss Zhu take a letter from me, and you can buy one and get one free. As long as you put it in their drinks, it will definitely poison everyone. part."
"Snakes are afraid of realgar. My family owns a medicine shop. When I receive a letter from Miss Zhu, I will give it to the shopkeeper. I will get five cylinders of realgar wine. Pour a circle around the flower building, and then set fire in it, and all the snake demons will be burned to death in one fell swoop. "
"Jinfeng Tower is full of chickens and bird spirits, but there is a way to put their favorite food on a big fish hook. After they eat it, they can catch them all with the hook. Before, I... Our village laizi stole Chickens, this method is used, and it can also prevent chickens from crowing."
Students, you say a word to each other, and for the helpless and pitiful flower demon, explain how to eradicate the monster.
The old man couldn't help but said: "Although these female monsters will come to absorb Yang Qi during the Lantern Festival, they didn't hurt your lives. Usually, you take the initiative to go to Wave Street, just to earn your money and hurt your energy."
"Why do you say such cruel words, it's too inhuman."
The students said indignantly: "These female monsters ruined my body, took my money, and left us with nothing. They even used tricks to make us linger, affect our studies, disappoint our parents, make our wives and children poor, and destroy the harmony in our family, isn't it? The methods are cruel!"
"We are acting on behalf of the heavens. Don't forget that every year, there are several students who don't control themselves during the Shangyuan Festival, and finally lose all their yang energy. When they emptied our wallets and yang energy, they were not polite at all. .”
"Do you really think that because of the anniversary benefits, they automatically send them to the door to benefit the students!"
"In the name of free, the students who couldn't go to Langhua Street in the past lost their minds, devoted all their energy to these three nights, and then lost their lives."
They cited all the crimes committed by the female monsters in Langhua Street, and the more they talked, the more they felt that they were doing good deeds, doing justice for the sky and eliminating harm for the people, and they felt that they had become taller.
The old man stared at them dumbfounded, thinking that these students were just here to eat and wait to die, but he didn't expect to actually learn something, how to be more shameless.
When the students had finished speaking, Jiu Yuanzi said, "That's fine, then I'll go to Wave Street first."
"Why don't we lead the way for Miss Bamboo? We can kill a few street mice." The students asked with smiles.
Jiu Yuanzi smiled and said: "No need, we female monsters know magic and can walk faster than you. Why don't you wait here, and soon my sisters and I will be back before dawn."
The students thought it right, "Okay, okay, Miss Bamboo, you must succeed immediately!"
Jiu Yuanzi stood up, his hair returned to his student's appearance, and he glanced at the old man, "What are you doing here, let's go."
The old man walked out of the door dejectedly, Jiu Yuanzi glanced at Gongyang Yan, she immediately understood, and quickly dragged the angry parents out.
"Crack." Jiu Yuanzi snapped his fingers, then smiled at Xiao Wanfa, "Wanfa, let's go."
Xiao Wanfa followed her out, and the door was closed by Jiu Yuanzi with spiritual power.
After walking a few steps, he suddenly said: "I forgot something and it fell on the player's side. I'll go back and get it. You guys go first, and I'll catch up right away."
They didn't listen to the players when they asked questions. They had already gone back to their dilapidated school building to bandage their wounds and take medicine to heal them.
Jiu Yuanzi nodded, "Okay, we will walk slowly along this road and wait for you."
Seeing them walking away, Xiao Wanfa turned around and walked towards the school building, with the sword appearing in his hand.
The attitude of these students towards Jiu Yuanzi made him very unhappy, so kill him.
When he opened the door, he saw that the ten students and gentlemen had already passed away.
The air in the house smelled faintly of bitter almonds.
Hydrogen cyanide!
Xiao Wanfa immediately wanted to use spiritual power to block the air, and suddenly remembered that he had a layer of air defense shield that Jiu Yuanzi put on for everyone since he entered the dojo.
When did she convert the air to hydrogen cyanide?
A gust of wind blew outside the door, and the remaining hydrogen cyanide was blown away. The fixed-point poisoning on the head did not fill the room.
Xiao Wanfa laughed, Jiu Yuanzi was really a good fairy with a kind heart, and she couldn't tolerate such a thing.
But I acted too late, I don't know how to get her to do it, next time I see a student from Jinming Academy, I will kill him first.
Anyway, all the villains.
And ahead, on the way down the mountain, Jiu Yuanzi said to the old man, "Do you know why I killed the student but not you?"
The old man was taken aback, "Did you kill those students? You sent that person to do it!"
"Don't worry about that, what I'm asking is do you know why you weren't killed?" Jiu Yuanzi didn't bother to explain so much to him.
The old man forcibly calmed down, "You can't bear to listen to their ungrateful words, complaining about the female monsters on Langhua Street, and even regretting killing the white rat spirit and golden chicken essence before?"
"It seems that the gate of the academy is not guarded in vain, you can imagine." Jiu Yuanzi glanced at him.
"What are you thinking? When I saw you, I knew you were related to the female monsters on Langhua Street. I brought you to tell them that as long as you hand over the spiritual objects that satisfy me, I will let all the monsters on Langhua Street die."
"Otherwise, I'll let my little brother kill all the monsters in the whole street."
Jiu Yuanzi snapped open the fan, slapped it and said, "I'm just a little goblin, I just killed my students because they offended me."
"So please be obedient to me and don't seek death yourself."
The old man was silent, as expected he was the only one who was a good person.
(End of this chapter)
The more Jiu Yuanzi watched, the more he felt that there was something wrong with him, and suddenly asked: "Which monster is your girlfriend?"
"No, really not. I'm just a poor janitor, how can there be a female monster who would like me." The old man waved his hands vigorously.
At this time, a student said angrily: "Why are you embarrassing an old man? How can these monster girls like him? Even if you are blind, you know who you should look for in this academy. How can he be compared with our students?"
The old man laughed with him, like an old man who felt inferior and just wanted to guard the gate.
Looking at the group of scholars, Jiu Yuanzi asked, "Tell me more, do female monsters come at this time every year?"
"Why do I have to tell you, you demon killer. Can a banshee and a demon be the same? They are all lovely young ladies. Don't say that you are not tempted at all, but most likely you are jealous of their looks and want to be with them." Rob us." They said solemnly.
What is the difference between a banshee and a demon?
Not all the same.
Jiu Yuanzi looked at them, then at the old man, and said to the students: "I am also a woman, a female monster disguised as a man."
The students were stunned, and suddenly exclaimed: "So that's how it is. I said how can there be such a beautiful man in this world, it really is a female monster."
"Girl, be polite." They changed their attitudes just now, put down the corpses of monsters in their hands, and cupped their hands.
Then with his feet, he kicked those white rats, golden pheasants and snakes, as well as the rags, to the side, becoming gentle and refined.
Xiao Wanfa thought for a while, killing ordinary people in the dojo should be fine, right?
The word "female monster" seems to have a magic spell for these students.
Jiu Yuanzi felt a little funny, saying that no one believed the woman, but when he said it was a female monster, they immediately believed it and changed their attitudes.
She sat on the chair, and her hairstyle began to change, from a scholar's bun to a woman's hairstyle with bamboo-shaped jasper hairpins.
Then she slowly started to talk, "Actually, my sisters and I are new here, and we also fell in love with the academy. Of course, it's because the students are so good that we want to stay here."
"So these things like rats, ghosts and snakes, I think it insults the image of the academy."
The scholar asked expectantly with his eyes: "Excuse me, what kind of monsters are you and your sister?"
"Hundred Flower Demon, I am the Green Bamboo Demon leading the battle." Jiu Yuanzi smiled slightly.
"Sure! The flower demon is good!" The students suddenly shouted in surprise, "Zhumei Julan must be the top monster among you, right!"
"I just said that there should be flower demons in the academy, and those rats and snakes are simply insulting to gentlemen."
"Sister Zhu, when will all your sisters come over? I just made a new picture of Mei's wife, and I want to show it to Sister Mei."
"I saved some peach blossom water last year, sister Taohua, would you like to make tea and talk poetry with me?"
But Jiu Yuanzi said regretfully: "However, we can't live in the academy permanently. We are leaving tonight and plan to visit the imperial palace. It should be more suitable for our sisters to live in."
The student suddenly said angrily: "Why? How can such elegant and refined sisters go to a place like the imperial palace. That kind of place is full of resentment and intrigue, and it is not suitable for people to live in."
"The emperor is an old man inside, and there are not many students in the academy."
"Yes, we have all kinds of men here, tens of thousands of times better than the palace."
Xiao Wanfa looked at these scholars coldly, and even Mr. Na was also chattering about the bad things about the emperor, such as being weak, he had to drink deer blood whip soup elixir every day to be effective, they were all fake strengths, extremely weak.
It was even said that the emperor ate too much oil and water, and his yang energy was too greasy, which was not conducive to the cultivation of beautiful monsters like flower demons who eat wind and drink dew.
They really do understand.
I thought it was an ordinary ancient scheming ashram, but I didn't expect that the style of painting was still peculiar, and I didn't know whether the eldest son of the magistrate's family was the main line or the secondary line, or a fake line used by the ashram to confuse people.
Jiu Yuanzi sighed softly, and said softly, "There are still many rat-snake demons, as long as they know the situation here, they will make a comeback in no time."
"We weak flower demons, if we can't sneak ahead and use rattan and flower branches to set up traps, we will just let their sharp claws and venomous teeth eat us."
She smiled wryly, "So we have to go, gentlemen, see you in a hundred years."
The old gatekeeper's expression changed suddenly, and he pulled the nearest student, wanting to signal him something.
Unexpectedly, she was pushed away with disgust by the other party, and raised her hand and said: "What's so difficult about this, Miss Zhu might as well take advantage of it tonight and go to their lair and take them all."
"Yeah, they're just some ugly rat-snakes. I usually don't think they're very good."
"They are all monsters on Langhua Street. The mouse spirit and golden pheasant spirit belong to the same shop, while the snake spirit is from another shop, and the female ghost is from another shop. But they are all on that street, as long as the street is blocked at both ends, put the There will be no escape from the fire.”
"Yes, my second uncle's family has opened a grocery store, and there is plenty of rat poison for sale. Let Miss Zhu take a letter from me, and you can buy one and get one free. As long as you put it in their drinks, it will definitely poison everyone. part."
"Snakes are afraid of realgar. My family owns a medicine shop. When I receive a letter from Miss Zhu, I will give it to the shopkeeper. I will get five cylinders of realgar wine. Pour a circle around the flower building, and then set fire in it, and all the snake demons will be burned to death in one fell swoop. "
"Jinfeng Tower is full of chickens and bird spirits, but there is a way to put their favorite food on a big fish hook. After they eat it, they can catch them all with the hook. Before, I... Our village laizi stole Chickens, this method is used, and it can also prevent chickens from crowing."
Students, you say a word to each other, and for the helpless and pitiful flower demon, explain how to eradicate the monster.
The old man couldn't help but said: "Although these female monsters will come to absorb Yang Qi during the Lantern Festival, they didn't hurt your lives. Usually, you take the initiative to go to Wave Street, just to earn your money and hurt your energy."
"Why do you say such cruel words, it's too inhuman."
The students said indignantly: "These female monsters ruined my body, took my money, and left us with nothing. They even used tricks to make us linger, affect our studies, disappoint our parents, make our wives and children poor, and destroy the harmony in our family, isn't it? The methods are cruel!"
"We are acting on behalf of the heavens. Don't forget that every year, there are several students who don't control themselves during the Shangyuan Festival, and finally lose all their yang energy. When they emptied our wallets and yang energy, they were not polite at all. .”
"Do you really think that because of the anniversary benefits, they automatically send them to the door to benefit the students!"
"In the name of free, the students who couldn't go to Langhua Street in the past lost their minds, devoted all their energy to these three nights, and then lost their lives."
They cited all the crimes committed by the female monsters in Langhua Street, and the more they talked, the more they felt that they were doing good deeds, doing justice for the sky and eliminating harm for the people, and they felt that they had become taller.
The old man stared at them dumbfounded, thinking that these students were just here to eat and wait to die, but he didn't expect to actually learn something, how to be more shameless.
When the students had finished speaking, Jiu Yuanzi said, "That's fine, then I'll go to Wave Street first."
"Why don't we lead the way for Miss Bamboo? We can kill a few street mice." The students asked with smiles.
Jiu Yuanzi smiled and said: "No need, we female monsters know magic and can walk faster than you. Why don't you wait here, and soon my sisters and I will be back before dawn."
The students thought it right, "Okay, okay, Miss Bamboo, you must succeed immediately!"
Jiu Yuanzi stood up, his hair returned to his student's appearance, and he glanced at the old man, "What are you doing here, let's go."
The old man walked out of the door dejectedly, Jiu Yuanzi glanced at Gongyang Yan, she immediately understood, and quickly dragged the angry parents out.
"Crack." Jiu Yuanzi snapped his fingers, then smiled at Xiao Wanfa, "Wanfa, let's go."
Xiao Wanfa followed her out, and the door was closed by Jiu Yuanzi with spiritual power.
After walking a few steps, he suddenly said: "I forgot something and it fell on the player's side. I'll go back and get it. You guys go first, and I'll catch up right away."
They didn't listen to the players when they asked questions. They had already gone back to their dilapidated school building to bandage their wounds and take medicine to heal them.
Jiu Yuanzi nodded, "Okay, we will walk slowly along this road and wait for you."
Seeing them walking away, Xiao Wanfa turned around and walked towards the school building, with the sword appearing in his hand.
The attitude of these students towards Jiu Yuanzi made him very unhappy, so kill him.
When he opened the door, he saw that the ten students and gentlemen had already passed away.
The air in the house smelled faintly of bitter almonds.
Hydrogen cyanide!
Xiao Wanfa immediately wanted to use spiritual power to block the air, and suddenly remembered that he had a layer of air defense shield that Jiu Yuanzi put on for everyone since he entered the dojo.
When did she convert the air to hydrogen cyanide?
A gust of wind blew outside the door, and the remaining hydrogen cyanide was blown away. The fixed-point poisoning on the head did not fill the room.
Xiao Wanfa laughed, Jiu Yuanzi was really a good fairy with a kind heart, and she couldn't tolerate such a thing.
But I acted too late, I don't know how to get her to do it, next time I see a student from Jinming Academy, I will kill him first.
Anyway, all the villains.
And ahead, on the way down the mountain, Jiu Yuanzi said to the old man, "Do you know why I killed the student but not you?"
The old man was taken aback, "Did you kill those students? You sent that person to do it!"
"Don't worry about that, what I'm asking is do you know why you weren't killed?" Jiu Yuanzi didn't bother to explain so much to him.
The old man forcibly calmed down, "You can't bear to listen to their ungrateful words, complaining about the female monsters on Langhua Street, and even regretting killing the white rat spirit and golden chicken essence before?"
"It seems that the gate of the academy is not guarded in vain, you can imagine." Jiu Yuanzi glanced at him.
"What are you thinking? When I saw you, I knew you were related to the female monsters on Langhua Street. I brought you to tell them that as long as you hand over the spiritual objects that satisfy me, I will let all the monsters on Langhua Street die."
"Otherwise, I'll let my little brother kill all the monsters in the whole street."
Jiu Yuanzi snapped open the fan, slapped it and said, "I'm just a little goblin, I just killed my students because they offended me."
"So please be obedient to me and don't seek death yourself."
The old man was silent, as expected he was the only one who was a good person.
(End of this chapter)
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