Unlimited Cultivation Players
Chapter 34 Windproof Lighters
Chapter 34 Windproof Lighters
Today, Jiu Yuanzi called the Yiren Bureau three times, once to surrender himself, and twice to report the crime.
She felt that the mortal world was so busy, playing casually in the heavenly court, one day passed.
Unlike now that I came to the mortal world only in the morning, I felt like I had done dozens of things in the evening, within 24 hours.
Very tired, mainly heart tired.
"Snapped!"
"Who asked you to come?"
"Snapped!"
"You have a hard mouth."
"Snapped!"
Jiu Yuanzi turned his head to look at the sofa, the three men in black were tied up with belts, squatting in front of the coffee table, Ning Zhi sat on the sofa, and slapped him with a question.
The three of them remained silent, their faces blushing, and they did not betray their mastermind.
Ning Zhi raised his foot, stepped on the shoulder of the man in the middle with his shiny leather shoes, leaned against the sofa, and stared at them coldly, looking terribly broken.
He was very angry when he was disturbed. A monster chef had just left on his front foot, and then three monks came on his back foot.
According to Jiu Yuanzi, the cultivation of these three people is very low, and they don't even have the strength of level 10 like Gui.
Of course, he also ignored that he hadn't reached level 10 entry. If there weren't these people bothering him, maybe he would have entered?
"Mr. Ning, there's no need to get angry over such a trivial matter. Come and drink to calm down." Jiu Yuanzi walked over and handed him a red wine glass.
This was like a low-budget drama scene, Ning Zhi didn't realize it at all, took a sip from the wine glass, and then stopped.
There is ice milk in the glass.
And Jiu Yuanzi sat down beside him, looked at the three people and said with a smile: "If you want to interrogate yourself before the alien bureau comes, you don't need to be so violent, there are ways."
Ning Zhi drank the milk and asked, "Can you find something out of their mouths without killing people?"
"Of course." Jiu Yuanzi snapped his fingers.
The three men in black suddenly smelled a stench, and it became stronger and stronger. It was a smell that they had never smelled anywhere in their life, and it could not be described in words.
They held their breath, suspecting that the monster farted, and wanted to wait for the stench to dissipate.
Ning Zhi noticed the strangeness of the three of them, he didn't know why they refused to breathe, he didn't feel it at all.
"What did you do?" He wanted more knowledge about monsters, the more the better, he had only seen aliens and monks before, and didn't pay much attention to monsters.
Who would have thought that a person would become a monster after going out for a while.
Jiu Yuanzi said lightly: "It's nothing, it just makes their surroundings smell a little bit."
Yes, just billions of points.
If such a low-level monk could not breathe for several hours, he would not be easily caught by Jiu Yuanzi.
After a few minutes, they couldn't hold back anymore, took a deep breath, and almost passed out in an instant.
The smell was even worse than before they held their breath.
Not only is it smelly, but it's also disgusting, and it's also inexplicably mixed with some fragrance, which is even more disgusting than pure smell.
It's like pressing their heads into toilet rotting corpses and spraying them with kilos of perfume.
The three of them were going crazy, no matter they were shaking their heads or struggling, the smell would linger, and it became more and more excessive.
It left them breathless, dizzy and screaming in despair, hoping someone outside would hear them.
It doesn't matter whether you call the Alien Bureau or the Security Bureau, help!
Seeing them in pain, Ning Zhi became curious and couldn't help but said, "Is it really so smelly? Let me smell it too."
Jiu Yuanzi stared at him with wide eyes, and gave him a thumbs up, "President Ning, you are such a man."
In an instant, a shocking stench entered Ning Zhi's nose, and he had no defense at all.
"Wow!" By the time Ning Zhi realized it, he had already leaned against the corner of the wall, and the stench just now flashed like a nightmare.
What happened just now, he didn't remember how he jumped here at all, did it smell so bad that he lost consciousness?
Jiu Yuanzi smiled, it was really fun.
She snapped her fingers again, and the stench around the three of them disappeared, and the air, which was usually not particularly felt, was now heart-warmingly clear.
They breathe vigorously, as if they want to suck all the air out of this life.
Seeing that they had taken several breaths of fresh air, Jiu Yuanzi raised his hand and said, "Okay, take a breather, let's continue."
"Wait, let's talk." The three of them confessed immediately, otherwise they would have died in the stench before the Alien Bureau came.
"Mr. Linghu called us here. There was no malice. I just wanted to see if Mr. Ning had learned spells or turned into a different person after he came out of the dojo."
Jiu Yuanzi tilted his head and said curiously: "Mr. Linghu, is a fox in the name a vixen? Give me an unconventional answer, and shake your head to indicate that it is a bug demon."
The three of them stared at her, thinking of the stink, two choices, being cheated or being honest, which one would annoy her?
"Eldest sister, what a vixen, we didn't choose this name."
"We just came to inquire about the news, and we didn't dare to break in from the outside. Although the yard belongs to your family, we are not used to it. It's our fault. Please do us a favor and hand us over to the Foreigners Bureau. We will never come here again.”
Jiu Yuanzi looked at Ning Zhi, he didn't know about the comings and goings of monster monks in this man's house, maybe even his underpants were seen through.
Ning Zhi also thought about this problem, he dared to break into his family even if he was a monster, no one took him seriously, let alone the Alien Bureau.
Originally, he still took the "Alien Survival Manual" to heart, and wanted to think about it, how to perfectly avoid the clauses in it, and be a monster who would not be caught if he looked for loopholes.
Now it seems that there is no need to care so much at all, as long as there is no monitoring and no one will find out.
His complexion became more and more ugly, and the air pressure in his body was not right.
Jiu Yuanzi said with a smile: "Who is Mr. Linghu, what are you doing, why did you send you to pay attention to Mr. Ning."
"Do you know that now he is my client, and you are trying to destroy my business by doing this. It's too bad."
The three of them looked at Ning Zhi again, and said dejectedly, "Mr. Linghu is Mr. Ning's cousin."
"I don't have a cousin who is a vixen, so don't gossip about relatives." Ning Zhi walked back and returned to normal, staring at them expressionlessly.
"How long have you been staring at me?"
It seems that the atmosphere of the conversation between the two parties is good, everyone is also relatives, it seems that the matter is not too big.Anyway, I have to be honest when I go to the Alien Bureau, so it doesn't matter now.
The three confessed: "It's been seven or eight years. Sometimes I come to see you at home, and most of the time I go out with you."
"Mr. Linghu has explained that you must report to him every move you do, what you do every day, and who you come into contact with."
"We don't know what he's going to do. We just collect money and follow you, and we don't do anything extra."
"Seven or eight years..." Ning Zhi lowered his head and muttered, not knowing what he was thinking.
Jiu Yuanzi stood up suddenly and walked towards the TV, staying away from here.
At the same time, Ning Zhi suddenly raised his head, and a metal fireproof lighter appeared in his hand.
There was a font appearing in the void above, and before everyone could see it clearly, he lit a flame and threw it at the three of them.
"boom!"
When the lighter touched one of them, he immediately ignited, and the other two people who were crowded together also caught fire at the same time.
The flame lasted only three seconds, and the flame was quickly extinguished, leaving only three piles of ashes on the scene.
Jiu Yuanzi glanced back at him, took out his mobile phone and dialed the fourth call of the day.
"Hey, Is it the Alien Bureau? Yes, it's me, the former reporter, Tianjinhuafu No. 3. You came too slowly, those three people ran away, do you think you are still coming?"
Ning Zhi couldn't stop her from calling, just lighting a lighter would consume all the spiritual power in his whole body.
The monster president, who had no spiritual support at all, was paralyzed on the sofa again.
So pitiful, so weak.
(End of this chapter)
Today, Jiu Yuanzi called the Yiren Bureau three times, once to surrender himself, and twice to report the crime.
She felt that the mortal world was so busy, playing casually in the heavenly court, one day passed.
Unlike now that I came to the mortal world only in the morning, I felt like I had done dozens of things in the evening, within 24 hours.
Very tired, mainly heart tired.
"Snapped!"
"Who asked you to come?"
"Snapped!"
"You have a hard mouth."
"Snapped!"
Jiu Yuanzi turned his head to look at the sofa, the three men in black were tied up with belts, squatting in front of the coffee table, Ning Zhi sat on the sofa, and slapped him with a question.
The three of them remained silent, their faces blushing, and they did not betray their mastermind.
Ning Zhi raised his foot, stepped on the shoulder of the man in the middle with his shiny leather shoes, leaned against the sofa, and stared at them coldly, looking terribly broken.
He was very angry when he was disturbed. A monster chef had just left on his front foot, and then three monks came on his back foot.
According to Jiu Yuanzi, the cultivation of these three people is very low, and they don't even have the strength of level 10 like Gui.
Of course, he also ignored that he hadn't reached level 10 entry. If there weren't these people bothering him, maybe he would have entered?
"Mr. Ning, there's no need to get angry over such a trivial matter. Come and drink to calm down." Jiu Yuanzi walked over and handed him a red wine glass.
This was like a low-budget drama scene, Ning Zhi didn't realize it at all, took a sip from the wine glass, and then stopped.
There is ice milk in the glass.
And Jiu Yuanzi sat down beside him, looked at the three people and said with a smile: "If you want to interrogate yourself before the alien bureau comes, you don't need to be so violent, there are ways."
Ning Zhi drank the milk and asked, "Can you find something out of their mouths without killing people?"
"Of course." Jiu Yuanzi snapped his fingers.
The three men in black suddenly smelled a stench, and it became stronger and stronger. It was a smell that they had never smelled anywhere in their life, and it could not be described in words.
They held their breath, suspecting that the monster farted, and wanted to wait for the stench to dissipate.
Ning Zhi noticed the strangeness of the three of them, he didn't know why they refused to breathe, he didn't feel it at all.
"What did you do?" He wanted more knowledge about monsters, the more the better, he had only seen aliens and monks before, and didn't pay much attention to monsters.
Who would have thought that a person would become a monster after going out for a while.
Jiu Yuanzi said lightly: "It's nothing, it just makes their surroundings smell a little bit."
Yes, just billions of points.
If such a low-level monk could not breathe for several hours, he would not be easily caught by Jiu Yuanzi.
After a few minutes, they couldn't hold back anymore, took a deep breath, and almost passed out in an instant.
The smell was even worse than before they held their breath.
Not only is it smelly, but it's also disgusting, and it's also inexplicably mixed with some fragrance, which is even more disgusting than pure smell.
It's like pressing their heads into toilet rotting corpses and spraying them with kilos of perfume.
The three of them were going crazy, no matter they were shaking their heads or struggling, the smell would linger, and it became more and more excessive.
It left them breathless, dizzy and screaming in despair, hoping someone outside would hear them.
It doesn't matter whether you call the Alien Bureau or the Security Bureau, help!
Seeing them in pain, Ning Zhi became curious and couldn't help but said, "Is it really so smelly? Let me smell it too."
Jiu Yuanzi stared at him with wide eyes, and gave him a thumbs up, "President Ning, you are such a man."
In an instant, a shocking stench entered Ning Zhi's nose, and he had no defense at all.
"Wow!" By the time Ning Zhi realized it, he had already leaned against the corner of the wall, and the stench just now flashed like a nightmare.
What happened just now, he didn't remember how he jumped here at all, did it smell so bad that he lost consciousness?
Jiu Yuanzi smiled, it was really fun.
She snapped her fingers again, and the stench around the three of them disappeared, and the air, which was usually not particularly felt, was now heart-warmingly clear.
They breathe vigorously, as if they want to suck all the air out of this life.
Seeing that they had taken several breaths of fresh air, Jiu Yuanzi raised his hand and said, "Okay, take a breather, let's continue."
"Wait, let's talk." The three of them confessed immediately, otherwise they would have died in the stench before the Alien Bureau came.
"Mr. Linghu called us here. There was no malice. I just wanted to see if Mr. Ning had learned spells or turned into a different person after he came out of the dojo."
Jiu Yuanzi tilted his head and said curiously: "Mr. Linghu, is a fox in the name a vixen? Give me an unconventional answer, and shake your head to indicate that it is a bug demon."
The three of them stared at her, thinking of the stink, two choices, being cheated or being honest, which one would annoy her?
"Eldest sister, what a vixen, we didn't choose this name."
"We just came to inquire about the news, and we didn't dare to break in from the outside. Although the yard belongs to your family, we are not used to it. It's our fault. Please do us a favor and hand us over to the Foreigners Bureau. We will never come here again.”
Jiu Yuanzi looked at Ning Zhi, he didn't know about the comings and goings of monster monks in this man's house, maybe even his underpants were seen through.
Ning Zhi also thought about this problem, he dared to break into his family even if he was a monster, no one took him seriously, let alone the Alien Bureau.
Originally, he still took the "Alien Survival Manual" to heart, and wanted to think about it, how to perfectly avoid the clauses in it, and be a monster who would not be caught if he looked for loopholes.
Now it seems that there is no need to care so much at all, as long as there is no monitoring and no one will find out.
His complexion became more and more ugly, and the air pressure in his body was not right.
Jiu Yuanzi said with a smile: "Who is Mr. Linghu, what are you doing, why did you send you to pay attention to Mr. Ning."
"Do you know that now he is my client, and you are trying to destroy my business by doing this. It's too bad."
The three of them looked at Ning Zhi again, and said dejectedly, "Mr. Linghu is Mr. Ning's cousin."
"I don't have a cousin who is a vixen, so don't gossip about relatives." Ning Zhi walked back and returned to normal, staring at them expressionlessly.
"How long have you been staring at me?"
It seems that the atmosphere of the conversation between the two parties is good, everyone is also relatives, it seems that the matter is not too big.Anyway, I have to be honest when I go to the Alien Bureau, so it doesn't matter now.
The three confessed: "It's been seven or eight years. Sometimes I come to see you at home, and most of the time I go out with you."
"Mr. Linghu has explained that you must report to him every move you do, what you do every day, and who you come into contact with."
"We don't know what he's going to do. We just collect money and follow you, and we don't do anything extra."
"Seven or eight years..." Ning Zhi lowered his head and muttered, not knowing what he was thinking.
Jiu Yuanzi stood up suddenly and walked towards the TV, staying away from here.
At the same time, Ning Zhi suddenly raised his head, and a metal fireproof lighter appeared in his hand.
There was a font appearing in the void above, and before everyone could see it clearly, he lit a flame and threw it at the three of them.
"boom!"
When the lighter touched one of them, he immediately ignited, and the other two people who were crowded together also caught fire at the same time.
The flame lasted only three seconds, and the flame was quickly extinguished, leaving only three piles of ashes on the scene.
Jiu Yuanzi glanced back at him, took out his mobile phone and dialed the fourth call of the day.
"Hey, Is it the Alien Bureau? Yes, it's me, the former reporter, Tianjinhuafu No. 3. You came too slowly, those three people ran away, do you think you are still coming?"
Ning Zhi couldn't stop her from calling, just lighting a lighter would consume all the spiritual power in his whole body.
The monster president, who had no spiritual support at all, was paralyzed on the sofa again.
So pitiful, so weak.
(End of this chapter)
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