Unlimited Cultivation Players

Chapter 577
Lord Stove's food looks very bad, almost like he hasn't eaten for thousands of years.

I don't know why, he ate all the oil on his forehead, and just now he wiped his eyes with the hand that peeled the crayfish, and his eyes turned red from the heat.

Now I am crying while eating, but there is not a drop of tears.

Gongyang Yan couldn't stand it any longer, and said with disgust, "You're still a fairy, even if you lose your job, you won't be so greedy."

The Stove Lord sat on the ground, holding his big elbow in his right hand and the beer bottle in his left, gulping down a few big gulps, and said with a dirty face, "Lock you up and serve delicious food every day for you to watch for thousands of years." , I won’t give you anything to eat, you’re just as hungry.”

"But the common people in the mortal world will give you offerings in the past, and it's not that you can't eat them just for looking at them. How can the gods be so greedy." Gong Yangyan said unconvinced.

She still knows this kind of common sense. Although she also heard that the portrait of the Stove Lord is not allowed to be sold, she must have eaten a lot in the past.

Lord Stove sighed, "What are you talking about, those things are just for us to see and smell, and then take them away and eat them for ourselves."

"Only when we are going back to heaven, will we put some lard on our mouths with our fingers, pretending that we eat well every day in the mortal world."

"The mortal race deceives even the gods. I don't know what to think. If Lord Stove is a real god, who would say good things about you just because of that little lard on his lips?"

He said indignantly, it seems that he has been humiliated for so many years.

Gong Yangyan asked puzzledly, "I thought it was enough for the gods to offer good things and put them in front of him, and they have to really eat them?"

"Do you think it's possible? If we eat it, you can take it away and eat it again?" The Stove Lord hated this word the most, because all human beings think so.

Put cigarettes or fruit, sometimes meat and candy, in front of their portraits for a few hours, and then take them back to eat with peace of mind.

It's also called a confession.

In fact, it's more like showing off that you have good food, and it makes you angry when you think about it.

The more he talked, the more sad he became, and the Stove Lord drank a few more gulps of beer to drown his sorrows.

Gong Yangyan glanced at the wine sister who was pretending to be a ghost jellyfish, and said to Lord Stove, "Tell me, what are you doing here, and how do you punish us?"

The Stove Lord wiped his greasy mouth with his sleeve in a disfigured manner, "Sanctioning Officer is just our name, and we are responsible for managing you criminals who have committed the most crimes."

"What do you do, whip me with a small whip?" Jiu Yuanzi floated over, his face was covered by his hair, and only one eye was exposed to look at him.

"..." Stove Lord was stunned by her question, "No, how dare you hit you, it's just a professional title, it sounds a little more domineering."

Jiu Yuanzi drifted away bored, and went to Xiao Wanfa to be the ghost behind the scenes. Today she will be a female ghost in the stone prison, and it seems that she will not get tired of playing for a while.

Lord Stove picked up the interrupted topic again, but the food was not left behind. He started talking while eating, "There are three officers in our Shishen Purgatory. Every seven days, they will let the prisoners in the purgatory come out. Make good food for them to eat."

"If it doesn't taste good, they will eat it on the spot. If it tastes good, you can live on for the next seven days."

"And our sanctioning officer will provide the prisoners with ingredients on the sixth day. If there is no ingredient, the dish cannot be made, and it will be swallowed as a failure."

Lord Stove also specially reminded: "The food you bring with you cannot be used, you must use ingredients from Shishen Purgatory."

Gongyang Yan said: "Well, then take out your ingredients, and we will give you delicious food."

Hearing what she said, the Stove Lord quickly gnawed at the elbow in his hand, ate it into his stomach a few times, and drank the wine in a hurry, then he licked his fingers and said: "The eyeballs just now are the ingredients I can provide, let Fairy Yuan It exploded."

Jiu Yuanzi, who was floating behind Xiao Wanfa with his hands stretched out in front of him, pretending to be a ghost to touch his neck, suddenly looked up at Stove Lord.

She pushed her hair to the sides, pinned it behind her ears, and said angrily, "Nonsense, don't you only have one eyeball?"

Lord Stove was full now, patted his swollen stomach, and said without regret: "Yes, each sanctioning officer only has one ingredient, and the prisoners who can't get the ingredients can't make food until tomorrow." We can only wait to die."

"What!" Jiu Yuanzi exclaimed in shock, "But I don't want to die, little prince, is there any way you can save me?"

Gongyang Yan paused, "Sister Jiu, isn't the Stove King the Stove King, the old man?"

Jiu Yuanzi, whose plot was interrupted, squinted at her, "The ingredients in purgatory, as long as they are from here, will do. The sanctioning officer is also born and bred in purgatory, so they can be used as well."

Xiao Wanfa regained his spirit immediately, and raised his hand in an instant to strike a sword.

Jian Guang flew out, and directly chopped off the fearless Stove Lord who was patting his stomach.

He didn't even react, and with a surprised expression, he turned into nothingness, leaving no food left behind.

Jiu Yuanzi and Gongyang Yanquan looked at Xiao Wanfa, "..."

"Try it, you can see if it is an ingredient, and you can definitely not eat it now." Xiao Wanfa said logically.

To waste other people's time is to kill people. This Stove Lord did this without knowing it. It is normal to end up today.

But now sacrificing pork knuckles and beer, and discovering the suspected trial that the dojo didn't remind, is already the most important gain.

Jiu Yuanzi smiled and said: "We should be the first team to discover this matter, let's continue to find the sanctioning officer, there are a lot of them."

The three of them continued to walk forward, but they didn't see another sanctioning officer on the road, and all the cells were empty, not to mention people, and they didn't even meet half a ghost.

After it was indeed not a ghost hitting the wall, Jiu Yuanzi finally came to a conclusion, "I won't get a spiritual guide, I will only meet a Stove Lord to give food, right?"

Gongyangyan didn't know that Lingyin was made by the Stove Lord, so she said not sure, "No way, what shall we use for food tomorrow?"

Xiao Wanfa knew about this, he frowned slightly, his eyes fell on the moss on the wall of the stone prison, "Yuanzi, how about we make vegetarian dishes, cold moss."

A person like Jiu Yuanzi who can't hold a soy sauce bottle upside down, and who never goes into the kitchen, really didn't expect this. When he heard his words, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and looked around.

"Moss can be used for cooking, so should stones. This sewage is also a product of Shishen Hell."

"Little Yang, quickly gather these ingredients. I have sealed boxes here." She took out a bunch of boxes from her supermarket and threw them to Gong Yangyan.

Can this thing really cook?
A rational idea came into Gongyangyan's mind, and she was immediately kicked aside by her trust in Jiu Yuanzi.

She immediately said, "Okay, Jiujie."

The sewage on the ground was sucked up by Jiu Yuanzi with spiritual power, and packed in a sealed box, and Gongyang Yan was responsible for packing the other things.

How could such conspicuous vegetables as moss be let go, she filled ten boxes full.

"Sister Jiu, these stone bricks seem to be of good quality, and they can be ground into flour."

"Lamb, look what I picked up. It's like picking mushrooms. It's a lot of candle stubs."

"Sister, this can be used as cream or cheese, or as white chocolate."

"Wanfa, you cut this iron door, this is a high-quality steak."

"Wow! Sister Jiu, I found mud, which is a natural ingredient, and it's in the corner of this cell."

Gongyang Yan and Jiu Yuanzi's joyous voices came from the stone cell as they kept looking for ingredients.

Xiao Wanfa cut the iron gate into palm-sized rectangular pieces, then glanced at Jiu Yuanzi floating around, and clenched the sword in his hand.

With the sword in hand, you have to tell me that it tastes good even if it doesn't taste good.

(End of this chapter)