Uranus superstar starts from sweeping the tomb during the Qingming Festival

Chapter 1 How much is the five people in Northeast Chaotic Stew?

The hot topic of bib "#网络歌吉雨#"

: "It's another rainy day when I miss me, Yuyu hasn't released a new song for almost half a year."

: "Yes, yes! I haven't seen a new song in half a year, and I don't know when he will start making money"

: "Are you still not satisfied? Four songs in three years, not bad, mainly because the quality is very high"

: "Have you heard? At noon today, Yuyu was found in Yangcheng. Yuyu must have gone to record a song and was discovered."

: "Upstairs, you are wrong. Lao Yu was watching someone else's road show live in Wanda Plaza. He happened to be singing his song. I couldn't hold it back, so I went up and let myself go. Then everyone heard the voice and was recognized."

: "The upstairs is right, people are looking for him everywhere in Yangcheng now, I won't tell you, I have to drive around, if I catch him, hehe, look at me for a big wet kiss (funny. jpg)"

: "Wet kiss my husband? No! Let me do it, I haven't tried wet kissing yet, and I don't know what it feels like (色色.jpg)"

: "Upstairs, don't you have a dog at home? (Funny.jpg)"

: "Hahaha, I can't stop laughing"

: "Recognize it? What does it look like? Is it handsome?"

: "I was there and just recognized the voice, but he was wearing a cap and a mask"

: "The pants are all off, you tell me this?"

: "My wife gave birth today. My surname is Yan. It's really difficult to choose a name. I accept 100, thank you."

: "Yan Zhen is hard to get? Is there anyone else named this? (狗头.jpg)?"

: "Talent upstairs, laugh out your abs"

: "Playing with naming stalks? Come on, my son is just 20 days old. My surname is Ma. I hope everyone will give me a more aggressive name."

: "Domineering? Commander-in-chief of the three armies, a hero of the world! Let's call him Ma Tonggai!"

: "Brother, some words should not be said indiscriminately. There are taboos in them. You are still young and don't understand the routines in it."
Say something and your life will change in the dark

A seemingly simple sentence will change your life forever

You don't have the ability to grasp it, so I listened to my brother's advice and deleted this sentence, and I will send it."

: "Please don't show off, I can't stand still laughing"

: "You guys are going too far, actually talking about other things under the topic of my Brother Yu, why don't you call me (狗头.jpg)"

: "That's it"

: "Who told him to hide his name and not come out to interact with us, until now he doesn't even have a scarf"

: "Since he won't come out, we have to create a topic ourselves"

: "That's right, we only release one song in a year and a half, and we don't even know what it looks like"

: "When kissing, what should I do if I can't open the other's teeth? Wait online, I'm in a hurry..."

: "Upstairs, why don't you try this (crowbar.jpg)"

……

"Pfft! Hahaha..."

At this time, the cleaner heard some abnormal noises in the trash can by the alley, so he ran over to open it to check
! (◎_◎;)
"Oh! Young man, you... how can you lie here? You scared me!" The uncle was so frightened that his face turned red
"Eh hehe, it's okay, just experience life" Liang Yu said with a dry smile, and crawled out of the trash can

"Young man, have you been seeking revenge~?" The cleaning uncle leaned over, covering his mouth and nose, and whispered in his ear

"..."

Liang Yu scratched his head and replied: "It's about the same, that, uncle! Let me ask you something"

"My house is not safe, I can't help you." The uncle quickly waved his hand and replied, afraid that Liang Yu would ask for help

"No, I just want to ask Uncle, what should I do if I can't pry the other person's teeth open when I kiss him?"

∑(Д)
The uncle was startled, then frowned, and then fell into thought
After about ten seconds, the uncle raised his head and said:
"Boy, if it really doesn't work, why don't I introduce you to a toothless one~"

Σ（дlll）Liang Yu

"Uncle, at your age, I thought you were very experienced. Forget it, you can continue sweeping the floor."

As Liang Yu said, he turned around and prepared to go back into the trash can
It's not safe outside, he's going to hide until tonight
"Hey! Young man, why did you climb in again?" The uncle hurriedly asked to stop

Liang Yu didn't care about the uncle, he rummaged into the trash can on his own, was about to close the lid, and continued to scan his mobile phone
"Young man, there is no way for you to hide like this."

"What's the matter, Uncle? Do you have another place for me to hide?" Liang Yu raised his head and asked

"Uh, no, but...but you're affecting my work like this." The uncle waved his hand and said in a somewhat embarrassed manner.

"Uh...uncle, how about this, I'll ask you a question, if you can answer it, I'll leave, without hindering your work"

"It's a good idea, you ask! When my uncle was young, he was a well-known scholar from all over the world." The uncle said, and patted his thin chest
"Hmm~ Excuse me, how much is the Northeast Chaotic Stew for five people?"

∑(Д)
After hearing this, the uncle was shocked again, frowned and stared, then lowered his head again and began to meditate

Obviously, asking this kind of topic shows that Liang Yu doesn't want to leave
"That, boy" the uncle said

"Ah, Uncle has the answer so soon?" Liang Yu was a little surprised

"No, I just want to ask you, stew five people at a time, this Northeast, can you finish it?"

Σ (□;)
"Uh, uncle... this, I..." Liang Yu was speechless

"Young man, you didn't do something, did you?" The uncle's expression became a little serious
Obviously, Mr. Clean guessed what Liang Yu was thinking, and he didn't want to leave at all. What kind of messy questions did he ask to fool people?
"Uh, how is that possible? I just like trash. Don't worry about me, I'll leave soon."

Liang Yu was afraid that the uncle would call the police. He doesn't have an ID card. If he reported to the police, it would be more troublesome than being caught by fans
It's a long story about ID cards.

The incident was due to sweeping the tomb, but on the way back, there was an accident, a car accident
When he woke up, he secretly rejoiced that he could save his life
Then find the road, and prepare to go home the same way
but!As he walked, he realized that he was lost

A few days later, he learned that he had crossed

Came to a balanced world similar to the previous life
Strictly speaking, it can't be regarded as a previous life, because among the tens of thousands of crossing troops, this guy is the miserable kind

Other people's soul wears the system to add body, but he is wearing

There is nothing after crossing over, and I am still a black household
It's not that there is nothing, there is only a mobile phone with no battery in my pocket

Even if there is electricity, it is useless!These are two different worlds, the phone looks more or less the same
But the kernel is different, so it’s even more difficult to use this term here
He can only accept the present and live a life like a tramp, so as to slowly understand the world

Because there is no ID card, no shelter, no job, and the most important thing is penniless

In fact, money is useless, and the only thing that can be used in the two worlds should be ghost coins
Later, a woman named Su Wenjing picked her up and brought her home

Otherwise, you might still be lying under the flyover, drinking the northwest wind
In fact, this world is not much different from another time and space.

Just over 100 years ago, several major events happened
This process and results have led to greater changes at home and abroad

Like a little butterfly flapping its wings lightly, changing the whole world
What's more, after dozens of nearly a hundred years of evolution, apart from everything in the past, it is actually a brand new world!

……

(Author: Let’s talk first, then don’t mess up, newcomer writer, writing style is still relatively immature, not poisonous in the early stage, but not too refreshing, the overall will be a little humorous, and will be improved later.

Just to find something easy, then read Shuangwen, this book is not suitable for you.

Multiple heroines, no system.

I generate electricity for love, I don’t rely on it for food, I love it or not.

The writing is not good, but it's not bad. Friends who "welcome criticism" can read it, thank you in advance!

Hope this book didn't waste your life. )
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