The county magistrate has no time to save the world

Chapter 117 Whoever hurts my brother must be killed!
When Zheng Nian yawned and brought Tong'er to the gate of the yamen, the servants were already standing in a row at the gate, a bald head was pointing out the country, spit was spraying everywhere.

The master actually didn't fish, which was rare, but looked at the bald man giving a lecture with a strange expression on his face.

Jiang Ming stood guard at the door, and when he saw the master coming, he hurried up to greet him, "Master, who is this?"

"I still want to ask you, who is this?" Zheng Nian asked.

"He said he was your confidant, named Zhang Buer, and he was a general you sent down."

"It's really a big sauce." Zheng Nian walked over angrily, grabbed Zhang Lie who had changed his name to Zhang Buer, and dragged him into the side hall.

Zhang Buer was grabbed and dragged away by Zheng Nian. He was taken aback for a moment, and then said to the boys, "Do you understand what I said? I'll check it later!"

Zheng Nian was thrown in the house by him.

Zhang Buer quickly nodded and bowed, "My lord, I started working early, first I went to inspect the third shift, and found that only the fast class has the leader, and the other strong and soap classes are not in charge. Now, hurry up and give a lecture to the people in the yamen."

Jiang Ming looked at Zheng Nian seriously, "Master...you don't know this person?"

"Hiss..." Zheng Nian gritted his teeth, "Can you keep a low profile? I'm afraid that others don't know who you are?"

"Who knows who I am? Before I came here today, I went to the gate of Jingzhao Mansion and the gate of Jinyiwei. They didn't recognize me after going around several times."

Zhang Bu'er raised his eyebrows and said, "Master, don't worry too much about me. I know that you and I are brothers and sisters in life and death, but I don't have any serious problems now. Besides, my parents' enmity is irreconcilable. I have to start preparing for revenge." gone."

Zheng Nian looked at Zhang Buer like he was looking at a fool. Every day, this man had deep hatred and hatred, but what he did had nothing to do with revenge. Not only that, what was going on in his mind every day, Zheng Nian couldn't guess well.

"How to prepare?" Zheng Nian asked.

"The ancients have taught that the Qi family governs the country and the world. I have to organize the family first, so I plan to lead the Zhuang class. After all, the Zhuang class patrols the streets. I can also find my little fairy, and then get married immediately. When the little fairy has My child, I can rest assured to take revenge, this is also the beginning of the big plan."

Zhang Bu'er speaks every word clearly and clearly.

Jiang Ming on the side gave a thumbs up, "My lord, what he said is good, the Qi family governs the country and the world."

"That's right..." Zheng Nian looked thoughtfully at Jiang Ming, then at Zhang Buer, feeling that Empress Nuwa had the same effect when making these two Miao people, so he simply said, "Okay, Zhang Buer." Er took over as the head of the strong class, and Jiang Ming took over as the head of the soap class."

The two immediately nodded and thanked the master.

Then he rushed out excitedly.

"Look, you see, the master really has a discerning eye. With my talent, it's not a problem at all to be the head of the strong class. Don't look at me now. I've already asked the doctor at the master's house to get me a bottle of it. The magic medicine for hair growth has just been applied, and it is said that it will be as thick as before when I eat at noon, and then I will find my wife, and you must be there on the wedding day, my good brother." Zhang Buer said.

"No problem!" Jiang Ming said, "I think you hit it off, how about we call each other brothers in the future?"

"Brother has vision, wait for me to find a good day and auspicious day, you and I will sworn brothers, tell the world, and invite relatives and friends to attend the banquet." Zhang Buer said happily.

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day!" Jiang Ming said.

"That's today!" Zhang Buer was overjoyed.

After agreeing, the two parted ways.

Today's Zheng Nian has been entangled in whether he should continue to practice, and in the end he reluctantly continued to transfer his energy to his body.

After advancing to the eighth rank, he no longer has the sense of accomplishment he had before. In Grandma Huang's words, he is just a jar for storing qi, and he can't integrate qi into his body at all to achieve the state of combining the two into one.

Zheng Nian looked at his body blankly, feeling a little lonely for a while.

When it was time to get off work, Zheng Nian walked outside dejectedly, and suddenly saw a fluffy thing flashing past.

Zheng Nian was upset and stepped forward to grab him.

"What are you doing?" Zheng Nian asked.

Zhang Bu'er hunched over, held his head and said nothing, faltering without even a complete fart.

Zheng Nian pulled him up and was instantly stunned.

Zhang Buer's head is still bald, but his face is covered with hair.

The eyebrows had already drooped and blocked the cheeks, the hair in the nostrils was hanging on the chin, and the beard on the whole face covered the facial features.

Only two big eyes like black peas blinked a few times, and smiled awkwardly, "This... the effect of the medicine... is still... pretty good..."

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Qian Haoduo's workmanship is still good, and his hand holding the knife is also very steady. While suppressing a smile, he shaved off the hard hair on Zhang Buer's face, "Brother Zhang, your hair is indeed a little thick, but why is it not thick? Is it just a face?"

"I don't understand either." Zhang Bu'er's strong heart had been mediated long ago, and at this moment he was righteous, "Actually, it doesn't matter if I don't shave. My handsomeness comes from the inside out. It is impossible to resist my heroism."

Qian Haoduo nodded and said, "It is indeed so."

Then he kicked the two buckets of black pointed hair beside him, "Brother Zhang, you can't shave cleanly, you grow faster than you shave."

Zhang Buer stretched out his hand to touch it, and the beard on his face was gone, but the eyebrows still grew beyond the eyes, and the nose hairs still protruded like steel nails, like two long-haired mice hiding in a black hole.

Sighing, "It doesn't matter! Drinking at night, drinking is a serious thing, anyway, it is impossible to meet the little fairy by such a coincidence today..."

Zheng Nian was at a loss and had to admire this man's strong heart.

"Master, Jiang Ming and I are sworn brothers today, you must be present." Zhang Buer said.

Zheng Nian, who wanted to cry without tears, looked at the hairy Zhang Buer in front of him, and couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "Okay, let's go."

Zheng Nian would never refuse a drink, and he didn't care if the person who invited him to dinner was a hairy guy.

Naturally, Jiang Ming would not refuse.

For this meal, Zhang Buer made some preparations.

Qian Haoduo lent Zhang Buer a lump of glue to stick his eyebrows where they should be.

Zhang Buer also stuffed his thick and unrestrained nose hair into his nose, breathing through his mouth the whole time.

As long as he doesn't breathe through his nose, others will only think that his nose is big, and they won't think that he has nose hair.

Thick nose hair.

The three toasted frequently, the wine was both strong and good wine.

Good wine is all advantages, but there is a fatal disadvantage, that is, choking.

Therefore, Zhang Buer often got his throat stuck by spirits and coughed suddenly.

This coughing is all right, as someone sitting nearby will inadvertently see that a person suddenly sprays two mice out of his nose, and then stuffs them back.

This caused the people around to flee in a hurry.

After drinking for three rounds, the two kowtowed to heaven and earth on the spot under Zheng Nian's gaze, and became brothers.

"I'm Jiang Ming, I'm 23 years old." Jiang Ming knelt under the incense hall holding a wine glass unsteadily, holding a thick stick of incense in his left hand.

"I'm Zhang Buer, I'm 24 years old." Zhang Buer had drunk too much, knelt on the ground and screamed, "Here we become father and son... Brother! Brother."

"Three worships to heaven and earth, and from today onwards we will share blessings and difficulties together." The two kowtowed their heads three times, and said in unison, "Brotherhood, life and death, good and bad, good and bad, good and bad, weal and woe, outsiders mess with us." Brothers, you must be punished!"

"An outsider who hurts my brother will be killed!"

The two drank a toast, and all the people watching the theater around were moved by the scene, applauding and toasting one after another.

After taking a sip of wine, Zhang Buer choked again, his nose hair sprayed out, and then he laughed loudly, "Come, come, let's drink this wine together!"

Everyone drank with fear.

Zheng Nian drank the glass of wine while looking at the two live treasures.

After drinking for three rounds, the three of them were slightly drunk, and the glue on Zhang Buer's left eyebrow had also failed, and only the glue on the right was still standing firm on the brow bone.

The nose hairs had already been swaying wantonly, some were sticking to the face due to the wine, and some were raised high and meandering past in front of him.In short, the two groups of nose hairs are divided into seven or eight strands, each doing its own thing.

"At that time, the moon was dark and the wind was high. I fought against more than 30 Jinyiwei alone. The scene was magnificent and magnificent. I raised the knife and fell, killing people without blinking an eye. First, I stepped forward and killed the two directly..."

Zhang Buer was bragging with Jiang Ming, and Zheng Nian was listening to their bragging.

"I don't believe it." Jiang Ming said firmly.

"You don't believe me? Ask the master!" Zhang Buer pointed at Zheng Nian and said, "Ask."

"I haven't seen it either." Zheng Nian said calmly, "I'll go relieve myself."

"Look, hahahahaha." Jiang Ming said with a big laugh.

"You don't believe me, right? Let's go, I'll take you to see it! At that time, the battlefield hadn't been cleaned up, and it's only been two days. There will be absolutely no one there. Let's go! I'll take you there!"

"Let's go, whoever is afraid of whom!" Jiang Ming said sharply.

"If you have the ability to bet, what should you do if it is true!" Zhang Bu'er said angrily.

"You are amazing!" Jiang Ming said.

These four words are as plain as good morning to ordinary people, but to Zhang Buer, this is the highest glory in the world.

Men like to gamble the most, no matter what the bet is, even if there is no bet.

These four words are not only the highest honor, but also the most terrifying provocation, able to arouse Zhang Buer's most primitive beast-like passion.

Zhang Buer is not a master of forbearance, so this sentence hit his vital point.

You are amazing!

I'm going to be great today!
The two of them didn't care about Zheng Nian, who was going to relieve him, and rushed out of the east of the city, heading straight for Shilipo.

When Zheng Nian came back, the two had already left the city gate, looked around, grabbed Xiao Er and asked, "Where are these two?"

Xiao Er shook his head, "Master...they didn't pay the bill..."

Zheng Nian was stunned.

It was cold and windy, but the wine was strong.

The two brothers strode forward.

Jiang Ming provocatively said, "It's fine if you really can't do it, there's nothing wrong with being brave..."

"you shut up!"

Zhang Buer pointed at Jiang Ming's people, "Shut up! I hate others' bragging the most in my life. I am a person who says nothing. It is precisely because of my nature that the little fairy loves me so deeply. It is impossible for me to brag indiscriminately, walk around, I will show you."

Jiang Ming didn't hold a lot of alcohol at all, he drank a little too much today, and when he met the cold wind again, his stomach rolled. He staggered a few steps, grabbed a tree, and vomited violently.

After vomiting for a long time, I felt much better. When I looked up, I saw corpses all over the place.

"Oh! Awesome! Really?" Jiang Ming walked forward and saw that the people on the ground had died for a long time, his eyes flashed red, "Brother, I don't think you are a mortal, but you are really so big!" Patience, let me tell you..."

Looking up, Zhang Buer's face was pale at this time.

"Brother, what's the matter with you? It doesn't have to be like this, I just..." Following Zhang Buer's eyes, Jiang Ming was trembling all over, and then stepped back a few steps to get behind Zhang Buer.

The breathing of the two became heavier.

Standing in front of him was a burly but extremely short man, holding a Japanese sword in his left hand and the body of Jin Yiwei in his right hand, and was eating.

is a Japanese
Zhang Buer looked at the person in front of him, and said tremblingly, "Beijing... there can't be... there are monsters in the boundary of the capital! Who are you... who are you..."

"Hehehehe..." The Japanese man's lantern-like eyes flickered, and he let out a strange laugh, "Live people... are delicious!"

Jiang Ming was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe out, his blood was cold.

But Zhang Buer didn't back down even though he was afraid, he grabbed Jiang Ming's arm tightly, trying to embolden himself, "Whoever hurts my brother!"

"..."

Zhang Buer turned his head to look at Jiang Ming, who was livid, "Pick it up! You won't pick it up?"

"Ah!" Jiang Ming shivered as if he had been bombed, "Ah! I will kill him!"

"Yes! I will kill him!" Zhang Buer turned his head to look at the Japanese man again, and took out a dagger out of nowhere, "With me here, I will never let you go any further... ah ah..."

The Japanese threw the dead man away and ran straight to the two of them.

The two brothers were so frightened that they immediately ran away with their heads in their hands, and got into the dark woods.

(End of this chapter)