The county magistrate has no time to save the world

Chapter 149 The Nervous Girl and the Bad Boy

When Zhang Buer woke up in a daze, it was daytime.

The sky was cloudless, like the beginning of warm spring, and the jacket on his body was a little redundant.

He stood up and looked around. It was a beautiful meadow, with numerous flowers and honey-gathering peaks, butterflies playing with flowers, and birds singing.

Not far away there is an apricot tree and a peach tree.

A man is sitting under a tree.

a teenage girl.

Very beautiful girl.

Zhang Buer patted his head, walked towards the girl slowly, tilted his head to look at her, and asked, "You... so... ah!"

The girl leaned against the peach blossom tree, raised her eyes, and smiled with delicate peach blossom eyes, "Hello, son."

"Where is this place?" Zhang Buer's expression didn't change because of the girl's astonishing appearance. He just looked around and asked calmly.

On the contrary, the girl was slightly surprised, and said with a playful smile, "Master, don't you think I'm beautiful?"

"Well...you put it that way." Zhang Buer looked at the girl, "It's okay, so where is this place?"

"Don't you like me?" the girl asked, blinking her eyes.

"What are you talking about?" Zhang Buer was taken aback, "I'll just ask you the way, you ask me if I like you? Are you out of your mind?"

The girl looked at Zhang Buer in surprise, and stood up from the ground. It seemed that she had never been told this before since she was a child. Her proud face instantly became something that was not valued by others, and she immediately said angrily, " What did you say……?"

"You are indeed mentally ill, and you still can't hear other people's words clearly." Zhang Buer did not show anger, but a little sympathy in his eyes, "I'm sorry, I thought you were a healthy person just now, so I offended you."

"I've offended you..." The girl suppressed the urge to curse, but she didn't restrain the thought of beating, and slapped Zhang Buer on the head.

Zhang Buer was beaten and turned around three times on the spot. When he came back to his senses, he covered his face and yelled, "You you you you you, what are you doing! Why do you beat people!"

"Why...why...beat someone?" She pinched her waist with girlish hands, "I won't beat you if you scold me? You say I'm not healthy, I'm mentally ill!"

"I..." Zhang Buer knew that he couldn't beat the girl. Even though he was angry, he didn't dare to say anything more, so he said, "You...you are messing around, I don't compete with girls, you won, I'm sorry!"

After apologizing, he immediately turned around and left. Zhang Buer didn't bother with her. Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, the girl chased after him. After blocking the direction he was going, she tilted her head and said, "I see you Only the brain is sick!"

"Well, yes, my brain is sick, can you stop bothering me?" Zhang Buer nodded, agreed with the other party's thoughts, skipped the girl, and continued to walk forward.

The girl ran up to him again, "Don't you find it strange?"

"I think you are very strange." Zhang Buer said.

"I'm not surprised at all, it's you!" the girl said.

"Ah, that's right." Zhang Buer walked forward perfunctorily again.

The girl was furious, "Don't you remember that you fell from a place?"

"Remember." Zhang Buer scratched his head.

"Then don't you wonder where this is? Who am I?" The girl said displeased.

"Didn't I ask you?" Zhang Buer sighed, "But you asked me if you were pretty."

"Then am I pretty?" the girl asked.

Zhang Buer covered his head, "Stop talking to me, my head hurts."

"Then am I pretty?" the girl asked again.

"I'm an idiot." Zhang Buer yelled and started running.

Seeing Zhang Buer running, the girl was startled, "There is something wrong with your designation." Afterwards, she also started running.

The two chased after each other and circled a few times on a sea of ​​flowers.

This meaningless chase was not given up until Zhang Buer squatted on the ground out of breath.

"Why are you chasing me?" Zhang Buer was out of breath.

"Then why are you running?" the girl asked.

Zhang Buer pouted, "What does it matter to you whether I run or not?"

The girl said, "Then what does it matter to you whether I chase or not?"

"Ah, that's right." Zhang Buer stood up after a short rest. At this moment, he noticed that at some point, a courtyard appeared not far away.

Just now Zhang Buer was sure he hadn't seen this courtyard, and suddenly appeared a little surprised, pointing to that courtyard and asking, "Did you see that courtyard just now?"

"Am I pretty?" the girl asked.

"Why are you like a weasel?" Zhang Buer turned his head and left, ignoring her, and went straight to the courtyard.

The girl did not fall, and chased Zhang Buer into the courtyard together.

"Is this your home?" Zhang Buer asked.

"No." The girl said, "But this place is no different from my home, I just live here."

Zhang Buer looked at the girl strangely, "Ah, that's right."

There was no door in the courtyard, and the two walked in directly. Zhang Buer looked around, but there was no one inside, only a rocking chair and a row of permeable pavilions.

Zhang Buer tilted his head and asked, "Is anyone there?"

No one responded.

As the breeze blew, the veils around the pavilion were blown up, and the fragrance was overflowing.

It's like the fragrance of wild flowers, and it's like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl. In short, it's definitely not the smell of the psychopath behind it.

Suddenly, the girl behind grabbed Zhang Buer, "Hey! Don't go inside, it's not a good place, if you are found by that big monster, you will die a miserable death."

"A monster is a monster, why is it still a big monster?" Zhang Buer was puzzled.

"Big~ The monster must be because he is big~ah!" The girl's tone was very naughty, and the voice of the big characters was drawn very long.

Zhang Buer said, "How big is a big~ monster~ to be considered a big~ monster?"

"That's so big." The girl pointed at it.

Zhang Buer looked back with a smile, only to find a mountain-like thing suddenly appeared.

Looking up, the huge monster did not know when it appeared, but it looked down angrily, then squatted on the ground, looking at Zhang Buer with two eyes like the sun and the moon.

The monster has long red hair all over its body, and its sharp claws are in front of it. It looks like a unicorn, but there is no fire all over its body. On the contrary, it looks more like a lion with red hair all over, a lioness.

The lioness roared heart-piercingly, while Zhang Buer shrank behind the girl in fear, and the girl said, "What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid this guy will eat me, aren't you afraid?" Zhang Buer exclaimed.

"Of course I'm not afraid, I have a way to make him stop eating you, but you have to answer me a question." The girl Yanran said.

"What's the problem?" Zhang Buer was taken aback.

"Am I pretty?" The girl gently pulled her long hair to her chest, stroked it lightly, and asked.

Zhang Buer narrowed his eyes, "That's it."

The girl's expression changed instantly, "Eat him."

The lioness suddenly burst into a rage, opening her mouth wide open.

"It's useless for you to force me! Of course, I have seen the most beautiful woman in the world. If you make me lie for the sake of surviving, I will feel uncomfortable when I say it, and you will also feel uncomfortable when I say it!"

Zhang Buer closed his eyes and shouted.

"You are such an ugly person, have you ever seen the most beautiful person in the world?" The girl stopped the lion, tilted her head and looked at Zhang Buerdao.

"That's natural!" Zhang Buer was so frightened that he didn't dare to move. He stretched out his hands and put them on both sides of his trouser legs, trembling and closing his eyes, and said, "First, I'm not ugly, it's because of your eyes. , Second, the most beautiful person in the world is my wife, we love each other, even though we are separated now, we still care about each other and never forget."

The girl looked at Zhang Buer in amazement, "I never thought you would have such a beautiful but desolate experience. You and your wife must be in great pain."

"Oh, so what, right now, I just ask the girl to be lenient and bring me up to meet my wife. I'm definitely grateful." Zhang Buer's deduction is indeed like that .

The girl sighed, "My lord, I don't know. No one who has entered here has ever gone out."

Zhang Buer was surprised, "Why?"

"Because... they all said that I am beautiful." Suddenly, the girl's complexion changed completely, and she turned into white bones, and her whole body turned into a skeleton.

The bone claw stretched out, came straight to Zhang Buer, grabbed his shoulder, took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice, "I'll suck your Yang Yuan!"

As he spoke, he pointed his nose at Zhang Buer's nose.

(End of this chapter)