The county magistrate has no time to save the world

Chapter 18

"A boy in his twenties who doesn't have a girlfriend often lives in his heart with a woman comparable to a concubine in the 36th courtyard of the emperor's harem, and the filth in his heart is dirtier than his mother's latrine in the city." Zheng Nian raised his bowl and laughed.

"You speak better than those Confucian scholars in the imperial court...what's that word?" Qin Feng wondered.

"Brilliant."

"That's right, that's awesome!" Qin Feng laughed.

"Although boys are like that..." Zheng Nian sighed, "But they always yearn for the purest love, and are always ready to dedicate their lives and everything around them."

"Isn't that... what is that word?" Qin Feng asked again.

"Stupid."

"Yes, yes, idiot!"

Qin Feng turned his head and looked at Wang Dabiao, "Why do you remember everything?"

"Boss... I didn't drink." Wang Dabiao said awkwardly.

The faces of the two changed instantly.

Zheng Nian brought a new bowl, "Ten more bowls."

Wang Dabiao was dumbfounded.

It was impossible for the girls to pick up the guests early in the morning, so they ran over to offer wine one after another. In less than half an hour, all the girls on the second floor came to offer, and each of them had twenty coins.

Wang Dabiao was already lying on the table, while the two people in front of him were still drinking freely. They drank more than 30 altars, but there were still eighteen altars in front of them.

Red in the face and red in the ears, drinking orders.

After a while, there were three beeps, and the audience was silent.

"Yo! Yoyo, good things are here." Qin Feng grabbed two wine jugs, put his arms around the girl with a willow waist and fat buttocks, put the wine jugs in her hands, and threw the wine jugs in front of him. on the railing.

Zheng Nian also hurriedly grabbed a pot and moved over.

The singing and dancing on the stage below stopped, and Luo Xiu, who is now the shopkeeper, stood alone.

"Don't talk about it, this old lady looks slim after drinking too much." Qin Feng gestured, and the girl beside him smiled and punched him with a drizzle of punches.

"Everyone! Everyone!" Luo Xiu was very good at how to attract people's attention. She twisted her body a few times at random and coupled with the provocative part under the bright purple robe, immediately made the people drinking and playing below stop their movements.

"Everyone knows what day it is today, and I won't be a fool, so I'll bring Xuan'er up here." Luo Xiu waved her hand backwards, and the girl in red and colored silk was captured by the two maids beside her. brought up.

This figure alone is already mouth-watering, and if you look up, some people will not like it.

A blue-green satin-clad young master folded a folding fan in his hand, and sneered, "Miss Boss, you are not mean enough, are you? So many of us came here to see the beauty of the country, what is the beauty of a prosperous age, and you found a red Hijab pressed up, what is the meaning of this?"

"This young master doesn't know something." A girl dressed as a man beside her shook her head, smiled at her short young master, closed her eyes and said, "This is the number one girl from the brothel who has never been out of the court or out at night. The first time you come out, you will naturally wear a hijab and a wedding dress, and everyone knows that you will be the oiran, so there must be some gimmicks. This girl, have a good night together."

Luo Xiu smiled, "What the girl said is very true. Now I bid 500 taels of silver for Hongye, and I will marry you today. When I wake up the next day, this girl is from my Xinghualou. If there is any master who wants to bring her If you leave, the redemption will be double the price of Red Night."

As soon as the price came out, the son who was still facing the proprietress just now was dumbfounded, and there was a burst of noise from below.

The girl with her eyes closed said loudly, "Miss Boss, my son offers 1000 taels to redeem himself."

What scene has Luo Xiu not seen?Although he showed surprise, he still walked lightly, and took a few steps forward, "Is there anyone else who wants to bid?"

The price in the front is getting higher and higher, Chen Xuan'er standing behind is holding her left hand tightly with her right hand, her body is trembling, tears are falling on the back of her hand, the maid on the side just sneered, "You can't get out even if you enter this door, Back then when Yutangchun came, people were hanging on the door frame and were dragged down, but now they are still singing Fengyue duet with a smile, why is my sister like this? It’s okay to learn from her as a performer instead of her body? Let’s take it easy.”

Chen Xuan'er remained silent.

"1000 taels, Red Night." The sound became much quieter.

The person who spoke was Qin Feng, one of the two errands on the railing.

Qin Feng held the jug in one hand, and slumped on his knees with the other, leaning his head on the Yufeng mountain of the girl behind him, twisting his neck constantly, "The old bustard is causing trouble, didn't you fucking hear? 1000 taels! Red night!"

"I heard, I heard..." Luo Xiu, who was used to seeing the world again at this moment, also shook. Firstly, this was an official job, Jing Zhaoyin's dark green official uniform, secondly, it was 1000 taels of silver!

It's a full year's harvest for this building.

This is different from the redemption. According to the rules, half of the 1000 taels for the redemption is the dowry for the girl, and the other half is the betrothal gift in the building. After all, it is 500 taels.

"Brother." Qin Feng straightened up and dazedly touched Zheng Nian's shoulder, "Do you think my brother can take this girl away? People say she is beautiful."

"Brother is amazing." Zheng Nian was already drunk, lying on the railing and holding a gourd of wine, "If you want me to say that there are only two people in this world who can take this girl away, brother is just one."

"Hahahaha!" Qin Feng laughed.

The girl with closed eyes below was puzzled, "There are two in the world, who is the second?"

"He, I said it." Zheng Nian pointed at Qin Feng, "He is the second."

"The first and second are all alone." The girl with closed eyes snorted.

"The first and the second are not alone." Zheng Nian got a little angry, turned the stairs and walked down, sat down on a table of the authorities, tilted his head back and took a sip of wine, and hiccupped.

The stench is incomparable.

She slapped the smell in front of her, "The second is my elder brother, and the first is me! The difference is that if I want to take her away, I can't take the second!"

"2000 taels, redeem yourself!" the girl with closed eyes said angrily.

The young master beside her was as steady as Mount Tai, calmly raised the tea cup beside her and took a sip.

Qin Feng jumped down and looked around, "One thousand and one hundred taels, Red Night."

There are not many who can match the price. If two drunks are making such a scene, the people watching the excitement are of course comfortable.

The girl with closed eyes raised her chin and said, "I don't know how many silvers this capital official dares to ask for such a price? After the shopkeeper's random asking price, what should we do if there is no real money?"

Before Luo Xiu could speak, Qin Feng took a step forward and arrived in front of the girl with closed eyes in an instant. The sword behind the girl rang, as if the sword energy was moving.

Qin Feng squinted at the girl with closed eyes, tilted his head and said with a smirk, "Cheng Linjian?"

Then he looked at the young man sitting on the table, "Yellow silver jade, golden sheath sword, who do I think, when did the sword shop in the south of the Yangtze River dare to go to the capital to act wild?"

"you!"

The girl with closed eyes stretched out her hand to grab the edge of the sword, only half an inch out of the sheath, and three candles around her went out.

"Is this your sword slave?" Qin Feng pointed to the girl with closed eyes, "The richest man in the south of the Yangtze River is the famous sword villa that produces famous swords in the world, and the one who can carry the Chenglin sword is the Fourth Young Master Ye Xuan .”

Qin Feng swept away the things on the opponent's table, sat cross-legged on it, and said loudly, "My dear brother, do you want to hear that everyone in the world knows..."

"What is Jianghu?" Zheng Nian was already lying on the table, pulling the bean sprouts in front of him into his nostrils with one hand, and clasping the lower waist with the other hand.

"Jianghu is just..." Qin Feng frowned, seemingly puzzled, so he tilted his head and asked the girl with closed eyes, "Blind man, what is Jianghu?"

The girl with her eyes closed folded her arms in front of her chest, "Smelly alcoholic!"

"She said Jianghu is a drunkard!" Qin Feng laughed.

"Then this Jianshanzhuang makes wine gourds for drunkards?" Zheng Nian's left nostril was already full, and now he is stuffing his right nostril.

The girl with closed eyes was so angry that she pressed the scabbard on Qin Feng's face.

"I asked you what a fucking Jianghu is, why are you using your sword against me! Take it away!" Qin Feng reached out to pull the scabbard.

Ye Xuan, who was still sitting firmly in the hall just now, suddenly changed his expression, and firmly grabbed the arm of the girl with closed eyes with one hand.

In the eyes of outsiders, it is a block.

Before the fingertips touched the sword, the girl with closed eyes immediately felt that the breath in her body was full, and then the moment Qin Feng's fingers touched the long sword, she flew out of the restaurant!
"You are a fucking beast, you don't care about the life of the sword slave, and you actually want to protect a broken sword." Qin Feng shook his head.

Even though Ye Xuan grabbed the Chenglin sword, he still couldn't restrain the vibration from the sword, and took ten breaths of force to stabilize his figure.

He looked up at Qin Feng.

Zheng Nian's voice came from behind, "What the hell...what the hell...is... Jianghu...Brother, I've been choked!"

Qin Feng was taken aback for a moment, then jumped up immediately, and laughed when he got on the table, "You stupid ass! There are bean sprouts in your nostrils, how can someone lock your throat?"

"Oh? Who is Bean Sprout? The Bean Sprout Sword from Jianshanzhuang? It's unreasonable. I also have Yitian Sword and Dragon Slaying Saber, Dugu Nine Swords and Dragon Subduing Eighteen Palms. Fuck him!"

"What kind of bad move are you doing? I've never heard of it." Qin Feng pulled out the bean sprouts from Zheng Nian's nostrils, and even the soup and water.

"Today, no one can take this person away." Ye Xuan showed no mercy, and took out a stack of bank notes from his pocket, "1 taels."

Awkward.

(End of this chapter)