The county magistrate has no time to save the world

Chapter 24 What kind of hero is a martial arts competition?
"One day, Fuyou was walking on the road and saw a grasshopper. The two played together for a long time. At night, the grasshopper said to Fuyou, 'See you tomorrow.'"

"Fuyou was taken aback, 'There is still tomorrow?'"

Zheng Nian poured a glass of wine and continued, "The next day the grasshopper couldn't find the float, but went to play with the toad again. In winter, the toad said, 'I'm hibernating, see you next year.'"

"The grasshopper was taken aback, 'Is there another year to come?'"

Zheng Nian looked into those crystal clear eyes, "You didn't go to the afterlife, how do you know there is no afterlife?"

Chen Xuan'er pressed her red lips with her white teeth, her hands were firmly grasping Zheng Nian's left hand, her breath was already in a mess.

"If I don't die today, I will accompany you tonight, don't cry, it's cold outside, go back." Zheng Nian said.

"I don't!" Chen Xuan'er shook her head, "It's good to be with my brother, after noon tomorrow, I have no blood relatives in this world, only you and mother, if I can stay with you one day longer, if I become a widow tonight... ..."

"It's okay, you are handsome, a little widow is easier to marry than a yellow girl." Elder Ying comforted.

"You really don't know how to comfort people." Grandma Huang on the side hit him on the arm, rolled her eyes, and comforted, "Little girl, you are so beautiful, you must be Kefu, this kid will definitely die tonight."

Chen Xuan'er's head was full of black lines, and she was so angry that she poured two dishes of food on the side of the street, and refused to let the two continue to eat, but continued to pour, and was stopped by Zhao Yishan.

Zhao Yishan laughed loudly, "Just you two are gentlemen who look like bears and speak like that yellow dog's piss, which is coquettish and stinky. The death of a loved one and being framed by a traitor is a great tragedy in the world. Let go and cry. Time will wear away the pain, and then you can complete the unfinished business of the ancestors and fulfill your wish before you can let go."

Then she turned her head and said to Chen Xuan'er, "Little girl, I can't help but love you at the first sight. As an old man, don't waste this good wine and food. I can't help you with my father's affairs, but if this kid bullies you in the future, You can tell me as much as you want, I can't hit him easily."

Zheng Nian refused to accept it, "What's your ability to hit me? You have the ability to drink me!"

"You let your mother go...you let your fart go, come on, come on, let's do it again!" The two of them raised their bowls and took another bowl.

After drinking five large bowls, the three people sitting around were already drunk, staggering, talking indiscriminately, and making up random things.

It is already Zi Shi at this time.

Suddenly a gust of cold air drifted by, and a person stood on the flagpole not far away, floating like a gentleman, dressed in white, with his hands behind his back, with the air of a hero.

Zheng Nian looked up, and before he could speak, the flagpole broke.

It was Zheng Nian who punched a hole in the flagpole just now.

Ye Xuan's short and fat body had just stabilized and he accidentally fell down. Fortunately, he was lucky in the air and managed to stand still only to realize that his left foot was on a freshly baked poop that the yellow dog had been brewing all night.

Elder Ying on the side scolded, and hurried forward to check the safety of the shit, "I have been waiting for a long time, and I want to compete with the old beggar, you fucking came over and stepped on my shit! Little baby What are your intentions!"

"Your shit?" Ye Xuan was originally very handsome, but after making such a fuss, he immediately burst into a rage, his chest was full of anger, and seeing that the person who scolded him was a stinky beggar, he was even more pissed, and he just stretched out his hand and punched him call over.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Ying was only focused on whether there were any flies on his shit, and he didn't care about him when he lowered his head to look for it. He had no time to dodge this punch.

Zheng Nian immediately praised the horse and walked sideways with the old man, and received the punch with one hand.

The opponent said less about the strength of the seventh rank, the punch was extraordinary, coupled with the power of the rage, it should not be underestimated, Zheng Nian immediately threw out eight feet after receiving the punch, vomited blood, and fell to the side.

Chen Xuan'er hurriedly helped him up, Zheng Nian was still vomiting blood.

"He is Zheng Nian!" Just as Ye Xuan stopped his momentum, another figure fell in the air, it was the girl with closed eyes.

Ye Xuan frowned, "This world's most beautiful woman married you, dressed plainly, and lived a life of sleeping in the open and begging for food, Zheng Nian, Zheng Nian, I will kill you, a reckless beast, on behalf of the people of the world!"

He came straight again, with a figure like the wind.

When he got to him, Zheng Nian suddenly yelled, "I thought that the famous sword villa was a decent family, but the result was to bully the weak and weak. After my death, my lady, you will fulfill my last wish and announce the fame of this famous sword villa. The world! From now on, you can marry anyone you want!"

Chen Xuan'er is so smart, she immediately said loudly, "Okay! My precious grand lord, when I become a little widow, I will find a gentleman's family, a wealthy family in the south of the Yangtze River, and fulfill my wish of marrying into a wealthy family!"

Zheng Nian's words earlier made Ye Xuan want to stop, but after Chen Xuan'er said that, he stood abruptly in the street, furious and furious, and said angrily, "Zheng Nian, what do you mean by that!"

"I'm a headhunter in the capital. You sneak attack an old man. I'll stop you so that you won't hurt innocent people. The aura in your body is not ready yet. I fell into your way and was seriously injured. You sneak attack first, and then you don't talk about martial ethics. Wouldn't it make the world ridicule? If it were an upright contest, I, Zheng Nian, would be convinced to lose, and your behavior is extremely disgusting!"

"You're just a mere man, and you're worthy of a martial arts contest with me?" Ye Xuan sneered.

"I can't compete in martial arts now. I was attacked by you, so naturally my energy and blood have been exhausted, so I can't fight any more." Zheng Nian said, "If you kill me now, I'm afraid that the reputation of Famous Sword Villa will arrive before you arrive in the south of the Yangtze River! "

Ye Xuan's eyes were a bit apprehensive. He was a concubine who was not valued at home. He wanted to rely on Chen Xuan'er to help him gain a firm foothold in the village. will be kicked out immediately.

"You!" Ye Xuan said angrily, and was about to say more, but was interrupted by Zheng Nian.

"I don't understand women's affairs, but I know you want to take her away." Zheng Nian pointed to Chen Xuan'er, "This man only has four things in his life, martial power and wealth, and I have been seriously injured in martial arts. You have already lost, Luncai is not my opponent, now we can't compete in one round, and the remaining two rounds are tied, so let's match the last one and play!"

The girl with closed eyes chuckled, "Zheng Nian, I think you kicked on the iron board. My young master is in the south of the Yangtze River, but he is the ancestor of playing."

"Really?" Zheng Nianqiang stood up, "How do you dare to compare?"

Ye Xuan knows that Zheng Nian is glib and scheming, but he has been playing this word since he can remember. With the blessing of internal strength, betting on the size, pulling out the roots of the leaves, and playing squares, he is the master of sweeping Jiangnan, so naturally he is not afraid .

So he said, "Okay, listen to you, if you lose, boy, you will kneel on the ground and kowtow three times to grandpa, and hand over Chen Xuan'er to me, and after I leave, you hang yourself."

"You bet three, I can also bet three." Zheng Nian said.

"You can bring it up."

"Okay." Zheng Nian took a few steps, and leaned forward on the wine table, "This is Kyoto, I will decide the rules."

"No problem." Ye Xuan also walked to the wine table, "What are you playing?"

"Playing dice, bragging! The competition is about drinking capacity. Whoever gets drunk first without knowing the facts will lose." Zheng Nian grinned.

The girl with closed eyes was taken aback, "What...is... bragging?"

"It doesn't matter, young master, I can drink it!" Ye Xuan was not afraid, and reached out to take a big bowl.

(End of this chapter)