The county magistrate has no time to save the world

Chapter 289

Sun Ziming sat in the courtyard looking at the scroll in his hand.

As the young city lord of Yelang City, he had long been famous throughout the city, and he was established as the young city lord at the age of 16. This was Sun Hao's request for hereditary order as early as when the Great Zhou Emperor was still alive.

Such hereditary inheritance is rare, but it is not difficult for several large cities. These city owners are in official positions, but they are ruled by vassal kings, which is equivalent to the orders of princes and generals in the previous dynasty.

And Sun Ziming is the most talked about by the common people because of his literary talents. Back then, a denunciation article denouncing the Xiliang Army was the best in the world, which immediately made Yelang City famous, and the words in the article were just right. What the Xiliang army scolded was bloody, but the commander of the Xiliang army, Marshal Ma of the Xiliang army, personally sent 38 assassins to Yelang City to assassinate them.

There was no danger, under the protection of Jin Yiwei, Sun Ziming escaped, and then he was invited by the Emperor of Zhou to enter the Tai Academy in the capital. Lang City.

After returning, Sun Ziming did not disappear, but wrote more articles praising God's capital and the trip of the Emperor of Heaven. Some unreasonable people understood the current philosophy of the Emperor of Heaven because of reading Sun Ziming's article, and thus It is clear that this is the wise king of the world.

Sun Ziming is not the only child in the family, he has a younger brother Sun Wen and younger sister Sun Youshan.

The younger brother, Sun Wen, is not a direct descendant. He is only two years younger than Sun Ziming. The relationship between the two is very good. Although Sun Wen has only one character, he has nothing to do with Wen. He has been good at martial arts since he was a child, and he often went out When fighting with others, Sun Ziming basically went out to settle the matter, and he was reluctant to teach his brother a lesson when he came back, so he could only scold him a few words, and then brought him to play together.

My younger sister, Sun Youshan, has the same father and the same mother as myself. She is three years younger. She has been clever since she was a child. She has been influenced by her brother and has written good articles. It's just that the girl has a deep mind and doesn't like those literary disputes, let alone swearing. So I prefer folk stories.

In the early years, I wrote a lot of casual essays, and I also showed them to Sun Ziming. Later, I became more mature and developed my own style. I wrote many well-known stories, but most of them were about idiots complaining about women, which offended many people in the city. They all had tears in their eyes every day, and even a wealthy woman gave a thousand dollars to beg Sun Youshan to change the text, so that men and women in the book would not be separated.

But Sun Youshan has her own ideas since she was a child. No matter how much money she has, she will not change her thoughts in the article. Don't try the thing of love.

The most famous one is "Pear Blossom Picking Tea". In the book, Su Lihua, a young girl who picks tea for a living, meets Daoxin, a young man who cultivates immortality. The Xiliang demon pierced the heart of the young Dao Xin with an arrow. Su Lihua prayed to the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty to save her lover, and exchanged her 300 years of turning herself into a stone in exchange for Dao Xin's life.

The ending can't help but be embarrassing.

It is because of this article "The Story of Picking Tea and Pear Blossoms" that several of the Sanqing statues in Yelang City were smashed by those women. It doesn't matter, if a good woman wants to turn into a stone and stand there for 300 years, she deserves to die.

When the magistrate heard it, he couldn't care about the affairs of the sky, and it was impossible to revive the Su Lihua that was fabricated in the book. In the end, he had no choice but to know. Later, the group of women couldn't hear it, so they went together. In just a few months, the Sanqing Temple in Yelang City was smashed to pieces, causing all the Taoist priests to escape from Yelang City and occupy the mountain to build temples.

Fortunately, the city lord came forward to mediate in time and invested in the large-scale repair of the Taoist temple, which cut off the war between the Taoist priests and the large number of women in the city in the bud.

At this time, Sun Ziming tilted his head and was looking at a book. He suddenly heard a shout behind him. He turned his head and saw Sun Wen striding towards him. He threw the saber on the table aggressively, picked up his own The teacup was drained in one gulp.

"What's wrong?" Sun Ziming closed the book in his hand and asked.

"I'm so mad!" Sun Wen took a few breaths before he calmed down, "Today I met an old fortune-teller on the street, and I saw that the flag in his hand said '100 Liang Yi Gua' ’ I found it interesting, so I went up and said to the old man, ‘Hey, why do you count 100 taels as a trigram?’”

"What did he say?" Sun Ziming asked with interest.

"The old man didn't raise his face, so he said, 'I can calculate the past and the present, everything can be calculated, of course it is expensive.' I asked him again, 'Then you do the calculation for me' and he Say, 'I count everyone, except the non-hero'"

Sun Ziming became interested, "Who is not a hero?"

"He said, 'There are three kinds of people in this world who are not heroes.'" Sun Wen was out of breath, and poured himself a large cup of tea, and drank it clean.

"Which three?" Sun Ziming asked curiously.

"That's what I asked too." Sun Wendao, "Guess what he said? He said, 'The first type is a reckless man who has nothing in his belly and only has strength in his arms.'"

Sun Ziming snorted, "What about the second type?"

"He said, 'The second type is those who have knowledge in their stomachs but have no strength to restrain them. The third type is those who can't drink alcohol like my little girl.'" Sun Wen said.

"Little girl?" Sun Ziming became interested.

"Yeah, I saw a little girl wearing a tiger hat standing next to him and holding an orange cat in her hand, so I asked, 'You can drink very well?' Guess what the little girl said What?"

"What did she say?" Sun Ziming asked with a smile.

"She said, 'I saw that you are the first type of person, why do you want to be the third type of person?'" Sun Wen clenched his fists and knocked on his table, "She...she said I was A reckless man with nothing in his stomach but only the strength of his arms!"

"Then what did you say?" Sun Ziming asked.

"Let me ask her, 'Thousands of years ago, Zhang Yidefei, General Zhang Yide of the Cao Army in Dapo, was not a hero when he held the Zhangba Snake Spear and broke the bridge by the water?'" Sun Wen said angrily. He cast a glance at me and said, "The general Zhang Yide is a reckless man, a true hero, with a heart for the Han Dynasty, defying life and death, and being loyal and courageous. Even a person like you who has no plans and no name in his mind dares to fight with you." General Zhang looked down? Isn’t it ridiculous? Besides, I, General Zhang, can swallow three hundred altars of wine. You look like this, that is, five cups down, how can you say that you are a hero?'”

"Hahahaha." Sun Ziming said with a smile, "This girl is really interesting, she didn't even know that my younger brother is the master of wine in Yelang City, how many people in the whole Yelang City would dare to mention alcohol in front of you?"

"Brother, you don't know how arrogant that little girl is. After I reported my family name, she actually said, 'This city lord is indeed a good official of the generation, but the remaining three children are not heroes. Let's not talk about my daughter, Sun Youshan. I'm just a girl, and I can't get into the elegant hall, and the young city lord takes credit for his pride. Although the article is well written, he has no power to restrain the chicken. He is the second type of person. If the three of you sit in front of me and confront me Drink, I promise to put them all down for an hour, and I will lose if I stand up!'”

"That's unreasonable." Sun Ziming slapped the table with a big smile and said, "Then what are you betting with her?"

"I originally planned to bet with her, but she said, 'If you can beat me, you're good!'" Sun Wen said angrily, "Who doesn't know I'm good, but she doesn't think I'm a good one! How can I let her go when she is so humiliated and humiliated?"

"So you made an appointment with her?" Sun Ziming asked.

"Of course!" Sun Wen said, "I will fight this little girl tonight in Zuixian Tower, otherwise she will really treat our Sun family as a living bag!"

Sun Ziming laughed, "Alright, alright, don't come back disappointed at night."

(End of this chapter)