The county magistrate has no time to save the world

Chapter 308

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There was a roar from the quilt, Zhang Buer suddenly woke up from the dream, picked his nose and wiped it on the quilt beside him, and got off the bed yawning.

The inns in Suzhou are considered luxurious, but even the most luxurious inns do not have toilets.

He squatted on the Gong barrel, and then he blew a thousand miles.

"Damn it, these people from Jiangnan are eating shit. They pulled it more than a dozen times in one night." Touching his bald head, Zhang Buer, who was bored, played with his eyebrows again and again while brushing them. Made into twists.

After a while, Zhang Buer pulled up his trousers and opened the door of the inn, "Little Er, put away the bucket."

After yelling and cursing, the shop clerk walked upstairs in loose clothes, yawned, and just took a breath, his face turned green, so he covered his mouth and nose, and said in a choked voice, "My guest, today I poured over a dozen barrels for you last night..."

"If you don't drown me, you will all be beheaded tomorrow." Zhang Buer thought, "You're impatient, if it weren't for all the bullshit you have here, I wouldn't have pulled you like this, I didn't let you Losing money is fine. '

"Come on, I'll pour it for you. You mustn't die." The waiter in the shop was also unlucky, and walked downstairs with Zhang Buer's full basin.

Zhang Buer looked at the waiter in the shop and thought for a while, "It's not a big deal. It's just three o'clock now. According to this method, the waiter in the shop will die soon. No, I have to go out. There are people on the street. It can be solved, and I will take a look at the night view of Suzhou City by the way. Otherwise, this trip to the south of the Yangtze River will be in vain."

As soon as he said it, Zhang Buer put on his clothes, carefully took out a piece of booger from the thick nose hair, ejected it on the top of the silk bed, and then came out in a chic manner, quite a chivalrous demeanor.

Rivers and streams criss-cross the city of Suzhou, and there are bridges and streams everywhere. Under those bridges, there are lanterns released by women at night, shining brightly and beautifully.

Zhang Buer was full of joy and had just walked a few steps, and his stomach was tossing again. He immediately strode away, looking for a convenient place with few people.

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After walking all the way, I found a dark corner, full of joy, "This place is very good, this place is very good."

As he spoke, he took off his trousers without covering it up, talking nonsense for a while.

After letting off a few otherworldly farts, I suddenly heard someone beside me exclaim, "Who is setting off fireworks here?"

Zhang Buer immediately covered his mouth, then frowned and thought something was wrong, and hurriedly used his legs to suppress the sound behind him.

The poetic flavor is getting stronger, and a hundred articles come out.

While uttering verses, there was the sound of footsteps.

Suddenly, the four eyes met.

A servant came here, and this place was the corner of the gate of the courtyard where the servant was.

At this time, whoever speaks first will take advantage.

"Hey!" Zhang Buer's words had already arrived before the curse came out from behind the servant.

"Haven't you ever seen other people shit? You see the shit?" Zhang Bu'er said angrily.

"My lord... I'm sorry..." The servant immediately turned his head and left, but after walking a few steps, he felt that something was wrong. This is the gate of my house, what's wrong with you shitting on me at the door?Immediately turned around and walked over, took a deep breath and was about to curse, but was choked by the strong smell and coughed.

"You are..." Zhang Buer was puzzled, "Is it okay?"

"Did you know..." The servant opened his mouth to speak again after coughing, but was thrown to the ground by a stick.

Zhang Buer is squatting in a small dark corner, which cannot be seen from the outside without a close look. In addition, the servant has been here as a gatekeeper for ten years. May find out.

After being knocked down by a stick, Zhang Buer held his breath and concentrated.

A group of men in black appeared in front of them.

"Who?" one of them asked.

"It's just a servant of the Xue family." Another person said, "If he didn't find us, I would have been knocked down by him."

"Young Village Master ordered that no one should see our faces, so remember not to take it lightly." The last person said.

The faces of the three were clearly seen by Zhang Buer, but the three of them did not see Zhang Buer.

"Why is the Xue family's gate so stinky?" One person asked.

"Huh, Zhumen's wine and meat stink, that's what we're talking about. Nowhere is it like our Famous Sword Villa, they are all honest and gentlemen, so naturally they don't stink." Another person said.

"Let's go and investigate, and take a look at the kid's details by the way. If we can bring the kid back directly, the young master will reward him!" One person laughed.

"go!"

Saying that, the three of them hurried away.

At this moment, Zhang Buer's full stomach full of poetry had long since been frightened away, so he took out one of the solid bricks built into the courtyard wall, put it behind him and wiped it a few times, then lifted his pants, Jumped onto the wall.

This is really a big courtyard, looking at it this way, there are pavilions, gardens, streams and elegant residences inside, which is much better than my own Shilang's mansion back then.

He didn't jump in, but leaned against the wall. Just as he was about to look, he realized that the three people who had just left in the distance immediately retreated.

"What's going on?" one asked.

"Huh?" Another person said, "Who are they? What are they doing wearing the same night clothes as us in the middle of the night? Could it be that the Xue family knew we were coming and specifically asked someone to arrest us?"

"Nonsense, big brother, I am smart, how could I be tricked, I have seen the astronomical phenomenon clearly today, I knew that nothing would happen, the three of us brothers will be successful, and we will catch him back." One person said.

"Big brother is smart A is known all over the world, but who are these three people who are interviewing?" Another person asked.

"I don't know for now, but second brother, I am a wall armor. If it is impossible, I will let second brother climb over the wall and arrest that person. Brothers, you wait here." Another person said.

"Wait, they are here, let's hide for now... eh? There is a depression here, and there is no unparalleled road. We hide here. If they come and ambush here, we can clean them up!" road.

"Ok."

The three escaped into it.

Zhang Buer opened his eyes and saw that a dozen people hurried over not far away, and walked along the wall to the gate.

One of the leaders, the man in black, suppressed his voice, "Huh? What about those three people just now?"

Another person suppressed his voice, "I don't know."

"Why is it so smelly? Did you step on dog shit?"

"No."

Suddenly another person suppressed his voice and said, "You are a fucking dog."

Several people suddenly turned around following the source of the sound, and cut into a dark corner.

"Go and see!" One person said.

Immediately, the two walked around the corner.

Hu Hu Hu!

Two knives stabbed out from that corner, and the two fell down in response.

"No... it's the Xue family's ambush..." One said hoarsely, "Kill them! Don't let them know that our people died here!"

"Yes!"

In the dark night, a scuffle broke out at the gate of the Xue family.

(End of this chapter)