The Witty Life of the Three Young Masters

Chapter 5 God's Choice
After the three gods disappeared, they did not know where they went. After a while, they reappeared suddenly in the Prince's Hall of the East Palace.

Li Zhan was taken aback by the sudden figure, and quickly got up to salute.

Sanshen didn't say much, and stretched out his hand to take out a pill, saying it was an anti-drug pill, saying that in this way, he would not have to worry about being poisoned to death inexplicably in the future.

Li Zhan is silent, he has grown up so much, he has been secretly poisoned countless times, and the feeling of fear all day is really frightening.

He only hesitated for a moment, then took the pill and swallowed it, and instantly felt a force filling his limbs and bones.

He understood that this medicine might not only have the effect of avoiding poison.

A muffled thunder suddenly sounded in the sky, causing his left eye to twitch involuntarily, and he had a bad premonition in his heart.

Sanshen didn't change his face, but suddenly pointed at his nose and scolded the street, "I said you can't be so soft-hearted, can you? Go after whoever you like, and stay with her! Think of a way to protect her Ah! Look at your virtue, mother-in-law looks like a woman!"

Li Zhan touched his nose guiltily, not knowing what to say for a while.

Hearing another "pa", the three gods threw down their swords after cursing, and said, "I heard that you know some sword skills. If you take this sword, it will be sharper than ordinary weapons. It will be useful for self-defense." a little better."

There was another muffled thunder in the sky.

Li Zhan said decisively: "I don't want it, third aunt, you can go."

The three gods scolded angrily: "Little bastard, who do you think you are? How dare you order me? Do you know who will die first when the chaos breaks out? You will die!"

Li Zhan kept his composure, cupped his hands and said, "That's me, please go back, Third Aunt."

Sanshen suddenly let out a muffled cough, and then began to make trouble for no reason. She yelled, "Anyway, I've already been hit by this thunder, so you can tell me what to do. If you don't accept it, I'll pick it up and throw it down."

Li Zhan was speechless, his mother was not half as good to him as this outsider who was neither relative nor relative.

Li Zhan saluted: "I accept it, don't do it again, or I will cut myself off with a sword."

The three gods cursed: "You bastard!"

Li Zhan looked indifferent, and began to see off the guests: "Please go back, I will never see you again in this life."

The three gods stared at him blankly, said nothing, and left out of thin air.

In the empty hall, only Li Zhan sighed.

When the three gods reappeared, they were already outside the Prince's Palace, and she opened her mouth and cursed, "You son of a bitch has a lot of shit!"

A cough welled up in her heart, but she forcibly suppressed it, stopped in place for a moment, and then disappeared in a flash.

This time, he took a detour and went straight to Xie Zhixuan.

Xie Zhixuan, Gu Heng and the others had just had dinner and were chatting in the room.

The three gods transmitted their voices into the secret, "You come out, and you come out by yourself."

Xie Zhixuan was startled for a moment, suddenly realized, and quickly said to everyone: "I'm going to the bathroom."

Gu Heng was surprised: "Didn't you go there just now?"

Xie Zhixuan scratched his head, but he forgot about it, so he forced himself to say, "Go again."

Gu Heng: "...All right." It seems that his body is not good enough, but it is understandable that he is so handsome.

Following the instructions of the three gods, Xie Zhixuan came to a secluded place.

The three gods were indeed waiting for him here, Xie Zhixuan hurriedly saluted: "Hello, third aunt."

The three gods didn't talk nonsense, they took out a knife out of thin air, threw it on the ground, and said loudly: "This knife is given to him."

There was another thunder in the sky, and the momentum was even greater than before.

Sanshen bent down this time and coughed several mouthfuls of blood before giving up.

Xie Zhixuan turned pale with shock, "We can't accept this knife!"

Sure enough, they are all virtuous, and the three gods have been prepared for a long time, but they are not used to it, "You can accept it or not, I'm leaving."

But it disappeared out of thin air in an instant and ran away.

Xie Zhixuan recalled the two muffled thunders that came from a distance just now, and remained silent.

Sanshen hadn't moved far before she had to stop. She leaned against the corner of the wall and coughed up blood.

Suddenly there was a gust of wind, Qin Wanyan broke through the air, her face was frosty.She said coldly: "You don't want to die, do you?"

The three gods didn't even look at her, and shouted: "You talk to me after you lose your godhead, it's annoying to listen to!"

Qin Wanyan pulled out her sword in an instant, put the sword around her neck, and said coldly: "If you continue to seek death like this, I will send you down to meet the King of Hades earlier, so as to save you from being annoyed by everyone!"

Sanshen waved his hands: "You want to fight again, don't you? But I can't fight anymore, you can change the little girl to talk. Let me tell you that you are not likable at all now, no wonder that kid ran away when he saw you , you deserve it.”

Qin Wanyan snorted coldly, put her sword back into its sheath, "Save your energy and talk nonsense, I'll take you home."

Sanshen sat down on the ground with his shoulders in his arms, and muttered, "No, you can go, let me stay alone."

Qin Wanyan laughed angrily, and said directly, "I want to give you some time to meet your lover privately, right? Okay, he's really here!"

The three gods didn't respond, but just smiled.

"Amitabha." Master Mingche really arrived.

Qin Wanyan raised her sword and pointed at him, angrily said: "Old monk, if you dare to anger her again today, I will try my best to demolish your temple."

Mingche could only shake his head and smile wryly.

Qin Wanyan turned her head and glared at Sanshen again, but Sanshen only had the old monk in her eyes, she was so angry that she couldn't speak, stomped her feet and walked away.

The three gods snorted coldly, turned away, and stopped looking at him.

Mingche looked at the woman in front of him, and said softly, "It's been so many years, but your appearance hasn't changed at all."

Sanshen let out a muffled snort, and his appearance visibly began to age, and in the blink of an eye he became the appearance of a 50-[-]-year-old man.

Ming Che was very helpless: "What are you doing?"

The three gods asked back: "I am willing, can you control it?"

Ming Che really couldn't control it, he was not a smooth-tongued person, so he really didn't know what to say for a while.

Sanshen glared at him: "Are you all right? Leave now."

Ming Che: "I'm just here to take a look."

Sanshen wanted to yell at him and leave as soon as he finished reading, but he hesitated for a while, after all, he couldn't speak.

Mingche finally became sensible: "Are you hungry? Let's go eat."

Sanshen's eyes lit up: "Is Lao Chen's noodle restaurant still open?"

Ming Che nodded: "Let's drive it, let's go. Recently I made a little money, I invite you."

The three gods laughed and cursed: "Excellent."

When the two of them came to Chen Ji Noodle House, the shopkeeper recognized the old monk at a glance, and greeted him: "Master, it's time to eat noodles again. Come on, please."

The two found a seat and sat down. The shopkeeper pointed to the signboard with the name of the dish hanging on the counter, and asked Sanshen, "We have all kinds of noodles here. What would you like to eat?"

The three gods said calmly: "I want meat, any kind of noodles, just add more meat to it."

The shopkeeper looked at Ming Che with an embarrassed expression, and then at her, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Mingche nodded and signaled him: "Go."

The shopkeeper had no choice but to walk away and greeted the chef.

"One bowl of plain noodles and one bowl of meat noodles."

(End of this chapter)