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Chapter 249

"Don't mess with me!"

Gao Shuang hurriedly got out of the car, and the first thing he did was look around.

This is the path that the Fourth Son Store just came out of. It's not long before and after, and I couldn't find a camera after looking all over it.

And my new car, the matching dash cam, umbrella and other messy things, will take three days to receive.

There is no chance at this moment to prove myself.

Gao Shuang's head grew twice.

It's not that he can't afford the money to touch porcelain, but to give him ten thousand or twenty thousand, it's a drizzle for him.

But this is boring.

And I still have a big problem now, I don't have a driver's license!

If you can't call the police to solve it, you can only let the fat man lying on the front of the car blackmail him.

This is really suffocating to open the door for suffocation, suffocating to come home!
Gao Shuang came to the front of the car and looked at the guy like a dead pig, lying on his dark and shiny front with his eyes closed.

Although his teeth were itching with hatred, he still held back his temper and prepared to bluff the fat man.

He raised his hand and patted the black backpack on Fatty's back, and said, "Dude, I haven't met you, don't mess with me."

That's pretty pointless to say.

The fat man raised his head and asked Gao Shuang, "How can you prove that you didn't hit me?"

"I...I'm so..."

Gao Shuang was at a loss for words when asked.

The fat man immediately asked, "It's just the two of us at the scene, right?"

"..."

Gao Shuang glanced back and forth. It was really just the two of them in this film. It was difficult to find a personal certificate.

"There is no surveillance on this road, how can you prove it?"

The fat man seemed to be excited, and he leaned on the front of the car and said in a persuasive manner: "Unless you have a dash cam! If you don't have a dash cam, you will regret it if you meet someone like me."

Gao Shuang pointed to the position of the front window of the car and lied: "I have a driving recorder..."

The fat man's closed eyes opened slightly, he glanced at Gao Shuang with contempt, and said in a weak voice, "I asked about the top-end T800 when it first came, and the car came first. The other accessories from the factory were not sent with the car, and they are still on the international consignment line now... don't bluff me!"

Gao Shuang was so happy to hear this!
How long have you been waiting in ambush here?

Just staring at this car and going out?

"Tell me, what should I do? Draw a line."

Gao Shuang wasn't going to argue with anyone anymore. This guy was obviously prepared. Not to mention the tricky selection of road sections, the market was still clear.

Encountering such a product, if you don't do it, you can only consider yourself unlucky.

Unexpectedly, the fat man would not change when he was lying on the car, but a sly smile suddenly appeared on the fat face: "Are you afraid? Are you uncomfortable?"

That cheap look made Gao Shuang want to jump up and slap him twice.

"Are you kidding people to find pleasure? Are you perverted in your heart?"

Gao Shuang asked impatiently: "How much is the preparation? Let's hear it, it's so bad..."

Fatty waved his hands again and again: "No, no! Big brother, you have misunderstood! I really didn't intend to deceive you!"

Gao Shuang sneered: "Aren't you going to deceive me? Then why are you lying on the front of my car like a dead pig?"

Fatty got up from the car in a hurry, took off the black backpack on his back, and quickly took out a quite large box and handed it to Gao Shuang: "Brother, the latest driving recorder, buy one! I [-]% off for you!"

"..."

Gao Shuang stared at the newly packaged dash cam and felt that his head was buzzing.

Selling dash cams?

You are selling something, you say it straight?

You are so frightening that the old man's soul is about to fly.

Moreover, the risk of you touching porcelain sales is too great.

If I hadn't reacted fast enough just now, I would have dragged the fat man under the car.

Gao Shuang asked incredulously: "You lay on the front of my car just to sell me a dash cam?"

Fatty said proudly: "This is an experiential sales strategy, allowing customers to personally experience the situations they may encounter and increase their desire to buy. What do you think?"

"I really think I should hit you directly!"

Gao Shuang was completely groomed by this guy. Seeing that he was about to lie down on the front of the car again, he hurriedly pushed: "Get up!"

Fatty didn't care, he sat down in front of the car and said, "If you really hit me, you'll have to pay for medical bills..."

"Ha ha……"

Gao Shuang sneered twice: "Do you think that you are too big, and the T800 won't kill you?"

"Brother! Buy one, with dual front and rear cameras, not only can you clearly capture things outside the car, but you can also record the movement inside the car."

Fatty was completely unmoved by Gao Shuang's attitude, holding up the driving recorder and said, "Moreover, it also supports remote real-time viewing on the network platform!"

Gao Shuang was actually taken by the fat man's provocative sales pitch and went through the picture in his mind.

He and Aunt He were in the dark and windy wilderness, and a mysterious electronic eye was silently broadcasting the pictures in the car to the online live broadcast...

This is so ridiculous!
Gao Shuang couldn't help shaking his body, turned his face and said sternly, "Should I buy it?"

"Then it's a big deal for you!"

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, he suddenly fell to the ground, hugged and knelt and shouted, "Ouch! Damn it! I broke my leg and I hit someone! Help! Come on someone, I hit someone... …”

The voice is loud and the voice travels ten miles!
Coupled with this guy's flamboyant rolling on the ground, I'm afraid it won't take long before it will attract onlookers.

Gao Shuang raised his eyes and saw two passers-by coming in at the intersection, and the two seemed to have noticed the movement here.

He turned his head this way.

Gao Shuang hurriedly grabbed Fatty's arm, wanting to pull him up: "Good! Get up, get up! Buy, buy, buy! Stop yelling!"

With a lot of effort, he just didn't move the man.

This tonnage, I am afraid it is at least three or four hundred catties...

When the fat man heard that Gao Shuang wanted to buy it, he immediately shut up, stretched out his hand and said, "3000 yuan!"

"Three thousand?"

This is even more ruthless than when the old beggar deceived people!
Gao Shuang grabbed the dash cam and said bitterly, "What kind of shit are you worth [-] yuan?"

Speaking of the product, the look on Fatty's face suddenly became serious: "Brother, it's really a good thing, with a regular invoice!"

Gao Shuang felt amused: "My own car, who do I ask for the invoice for reimbursement?"

Fatty is also an old salesman, so he followed the words and said, "Don't make the invoice [-] cheaper..."

Gao Shuang, who wanted to get out as soon as possible, wouldn't count the ten yuan and eight yuan.

He looked through his wallet, and there were only more than 1000 yuan in it.

He said to the fat man, "I don't have that much cash, let's pay by mobile phone."

The fat man groped on his body, and suddenly a sentence popped out: "Are you sassy or am I shy?"

"..."

What do you mean?
Take a little advantage and you will float?
But I have to admit that this operation is quite showy, and people are also a bit showy!

Gao Shuang was silent for a moment, and then said, "You are rude!"

Fatty took out the phone from his body, and suddenly said in a twisted voice, "It's still your show!"

Gao Shuang grinned, and said with a toothache: "You don't need to shirk this level of nonsense..."

"I scan you to use the company's APP to collect money, but the company's account is used, and I earn 200 yuan less."

Fatty explained embarrassedly: "If you scan me and transfer money to me personally, then I will make up for it with the company at the wholesale price, and I can pay more. Don't worry, the after-sales service is the same!"

After listening to Fatty's explanation, Gao Shuang realized that he was wrong. This guy was talking about scanning the code on his mobile phone...

This accent is a bit strange, like the pronunciation in the east of Guangdong.

But Fatty's language habits and words are quite Beijing-like.

It should have been in the capital for many years.

Gao Shuang touched his nose embarrassedly, took out his mobile phone and said, "Then I'll show off..."

"Hey buddy, this is my business card. If there is any problem with the recorder, you can contact me directly. One-year replacement, lifetime warranty."

Fatty handed Gao Shuang a rough business card, and finally added: "But if the memory card is broken, you have to buy it yourself, it's a consumable!"

Gao Shuang took the business card and glanced at it, the business card was quite intimidating...

Deputy General Manager of pibc high-end customized electronic luxury goods Greater China: Wu Hao.

"hiss!"

Gao Shuang took a deep breath.

Is the e-luxury market so convoluted these days?

The deputy general manager of Dahuaxia District personally ambushed on the roadside to touch porcelain sales, which makes people feel that the world is so complicated? !
Gao Shuang silently put away the useless business card, knowing that it was almost over.

He suddenly became a little interested in this obscene but principled fat man: "You've already done this, are you really going to do after-sales for others?"

Fatty said with a serious face: "One yard is one yard! Letting you buy things is a sales method, but the things I sell are absolutely innocent."

Gao Shuang looked carefully at the fat man who had changed into a simple, honest and down-to-earth man.

Although this person is fat, he is not ugly, rich and not greasy, and his small eyes are very happy.

It's just that he has an honest face, but he doesn't do honest things.

Gao Shuang recalled that when he just fell to the ground, his acting skills were very exaggerated.

Feel……

just right? !
Gao Shuang stopped Fatty before he was about to turn around and leave: "Are you interested in acting in movies?"

"Your freshman boss is still fooling me!"

Fatty Wu Hao stopped, pouted at Gao Shuang's T800, and continued: "I was tricked into being a corpse in the film crew, not once or twice. I was busy with lunch all day, and I couldn't even get the money. inside."

Gao Shuang said in his heart that this guy has a lot of experience, has he ever been a squat?

But I was serious about inviting him, so I explained, "No... I have a movie and I want to invite you to be the protagonist."

Wu Hao's eyes showed a bit of contempt: "I'm honest and easy to deceive? Tell you, don't look at me fat, I'm better than a monkey!"

Gao Shuang was speechless after hearing this. You compare your posture to a monkey, is the monkey happy?
His fingers touched Wu Hao's belly, causing a rippling tremor: "Besides this fat, what else is there for me to deceive?"

Wu Hao thought about it for a while and asked, "Ga Yaozi?"

"fart!"

Can I be the same as Jackie?

Gao Shuang had blue veins on his forehead, took off his mask and glasses, and asked Wu Hao, "Look who I am?"

Wu Hao glanced at Gao Shuang suspiciously, ducked his head back, and said with some disgust, "Are you sick... How do I know who you are?"

"Cough cough..."

This is very embarrassing, the fat man doesn't know himself...

It seems that he has not yet reached the point of "no one in the world knows the king".

I put myself here, and Gao Shuang had to introduce himself very much in the second grade: "I'm the director of "Crazy Stone"! Gao Shuang!"

The fat man took out his phone suspiciously, turned around and quickly flipped it.

After a while in the cold, Wu Hao suddenly exclaimed in a girlish voice: "Damn it! Is it really you?"

Gao Shuang was very satisfied with Wu Hao's performance, and asked a little proudly: "How is it? What are your thoughts?"

Wu Hao thought for a while and said, "I just sold the dash cam to you cheaply?"

"Is it cheap?" Gao Shuang took the dash cam in his hand on the hood and said, "I ask you, are you interested in acting in my new movie?"

"Yes! I have it too much!"

Wu Hao was obviously excited, and the flesh on his face trembled: "You really want me to play the leading role? Isn't it just fooling me to go over there to play tricks?"

Gao Shuang said, "Do you think I, like you, the vice president of pibc Dahuaxia District, came to the street to touch porcelain in person?"

Wu Hao said a little embarrassedly: "Hehe... I'm not afraid of your joke, except for our general manager, the other hundred or so sales are all vice presidents. It's just a gimmick, it can't be true! But... why do you like me? Now? My image...he just...he just..."

"It's just right!"

Gao Shuang increased his tone and affirmed: "The second male lead in my next movie is probably similar to you."

Wu Hao asked with interest: "What's the name of your next movie?"

""effort"!"

After Fatty heard the name, he was silent for a while before he murmured: "...I may not be able to split a fork..."

"You don't need to play!"

"What's the name of the second man?"

"Fat Boy Cong..."

"Huh? Uh... This name fits me quite well!" Wu Hao silently stroked his stomach and said embarrassedly.

"Don't worry, this role is very good and will never disappoint you." Seeing that Wu Hao had moved, Gao Shuang explained, "You resign the vice president position that broke the Greater China Region, don't start the official start. What went wrong before?"

"Okay! I'll resign in a while!" Wu Hao nodded seriously, and suddenly hesitantly said, "Then what... or I'll give you the money back..."

This driving recorder is also more than 2000 directly from the company.

It is very difficult for Wu Hao to pay for this money by himself.

But after all, Gao Shuang just gave him a chance to take off, and Wu Hao felt a little sorry at the thought of knocking him down before.

"No, I'm not bad either."

Gao Shuang saw Wu Hao's embarrassment, and said disdainfully, "I will go to Zhongxing Company tomorrow to find President Ye, hang up a post first, and get a salary, so that you don't stay out of trouble in a precarious situation. As for whether to sign a contract or not. I'll talk about it later, it's up to you."

"Sign, sign, sign! Sign everything! A deed of sale is fine!"

Wu Hao nodded desperately, his expression simple and honest with full sincerity and gratitude!

……

After the Fatty was sent away, Gao Shuang was in a bit of trouble standing on the side of the road.

He dared not drive the car.

I can't have a fluke. If I encounter any mess when I go back, I'll take it in.

That's the point of being a public figure. If you make any mistakes, your future may be ruined.

Therefore, those who are in the entertainment circle are not pushed by their father, but they are all human beings!

In the end, Gao Shuang thought of a compromise solution and called for a chauffeur.

He wasn't sitting in the car himself.

Instead, take a taxi.

Gao Shuang sat in the co-pilot seat, pointed to the T800 in front, and explained to the driver, "Master, just follow the car in front!"

The driver turned into the inner road and said happily: "Okay! Don't look at his 'big run', on the road in our capital, you can't get me ten meters away!!!"

(End of this chapter)