I'm a scumbag

Chapter 102 Testimonials & Seeking First Order!
Suddenly, I found that this testimonial was harder to write than a novel.

I just read dozens of testimonials on the shelves, and I planned to learn how to write them.

As a result, the study was useless!

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If you want to say that I am miserable, in fact, I am miserable. I am a social animal, and anyone can tell some miserable things.

If it's not miserable, it doesn't seem to be very happy.

As long as the things mentioned in the testimonials are not outrageous, such as (marrying my own sister), I have also encountered such a tragedy.

People are alive, who hasn't experienced birth, old age, sickness and death.

So let's get down to business with compasses, and let's be honest.

Let’s talk about adding more first.

Let's take 500 first orders as the benchmark, because the starting point seems to be 500 average orders before full attendance.

We don't want to make an equal order first, but think about the first order.

500 first orders are almost equivalent to a subscription ratio of 1:30, which should be regarded as a relatively low-to-medium subscription ratio at the starting point.

After all, newcomers and new books don't dare to be too presumptuous.The first order ratio of ten to one is purely a fart.

500 first orders are used as the benchmark, and every additional 100 first orders will be added with one update. If the update is added, the update will be completed in two days on the second and third days.

Let me say one more thing here, if the first order can reach 1000 (it won't be reached anyway, let's be more generous), directly add ten updates, and it will be completed in two days on the 6th and 7th.

If it reaches 2000 (it’s even worse anyway, let’s be more generous), directly add [-] updates and divide it into two weekends to complete.

In Li Ziqiu's words, it can't be achieved anyway, so you might as well say it generously.

Finally, let me say it again, if I wake up at 800 o'clock tomorrow morning, everyone will give me a surprise, and the first order will go straight to [-].

Then I'll just talk to the boss... angrily ask for a half-day vacation, and two more days will not count as more.

As for things like resigning in direct anger, I don't have the guts.

And my ideal is not to resign, but to let my boss reward me with a silver alliance, and at the same time let my boss spend money every day to keep me updated in the company.

In order to achieve this goal, I share my book with Moments every day, and it is only visible to the boss. If he sees it and clicks in, he cannot pull it out.

Then let’s talk about monthly ticket plus update, this is simple, 100 monthly tickets plus a chapter, this activity will continue until the end of the month.If you reach 100, you will add one more.

Finally, let’s talk about rewards and updates. Although it is impossible to have it, let’s talk about it. After all, I think everyone has it.

The lord plus three changes (this can be imagined)
Add [-] more to the Silver League (it doesn't exist anyway, so let's be more generous)
Golden alliance plus [-] more (There is no such thing anyway, might as well say it generously)
By the way, I forgot to mention the usual update. After it is put on the shelves, there are two updates every day. The two updates are basically chapters of 4000 words. If calculated, the daily updates are 8000, which is neither too much nor too little. The limit that the working dog can reach.

If I update the time, I get home from get off work at [-] o'clock and arrive home at [-] o'clock, and I don't eat... Forget it, don't set this kind of flag, because I often work overtime.

So let me say that there will be a chapter before ten o'clock in the evening anyway, and the other chapter should be before twelve o'clock.

By the way, there is another one, this one was copied from other people's testimonials.

The Qidian app can watch videos to get Qidian coins, so everyone can really watch videos to support me, I am better than other authors.

Because I don't have more chapters, each chapter will not be too expensive.

So those who pass by, please donate a first subscription to support me, and turn around to say goodbye to everyone.

Thanks: I am brilliant, eternal memoirs, engravings, Aabigail, Meowpas playing the flute, a few of you have given a reward during the free period, the reason why it is written in the testimonials is because it is more conspicuous here, really It's not that I haven't seen it before.

At the same time, I would also like to thank every friend who has voted for recommendation and monthly ticket.I have read every monthly ticket, such as Zero Point Cat, such as Early Spring is but a tree, such as Ling Yi alng... I will see all the friends who have voted for the monthly pass. Sincerely thank you Rui Sibai.

Well, there is nothing to say, now go to the code and save the manuscript. If it is updated, it will be set at [-]:[-]. It is estimated that everyone has completed the prepayment for Double Eleven at this time. You can read my book and relax. Once again Resby, everyone, I really need this first order! ! ! ! ! !

(End of this chapter)