Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 429 Extreme Sports Enthusiast, Unlimited Three-way Grandmaster

The ancients said: A villain does not make mistakes, but a gentleman often makes mistakes.

The ancients also said: villains are good at friendship, and gentlemen are good at judgment.

Xu Ming, the zombie general, and Chen Ping, a traitor of the generation, have nothing to do with nobility, no matter the number of characters in their names or their conduct.

If you have to talk about the difference, these two guys, one has black hands, and the other has black hearts.

Xu Ming is black-handed, the kind who eats immortals without spitting out their bones.

Chen Ping has a dark heart, kills everyone, and becomes a grand master in three ways.

Such two people just looked at each other for three seconds and then smiled in relief.

Xu Ming handed over a pack of cigarettes, and Chen Ping brought over a bottle of wine.

It can be said that a slight smile is very charming.

The two seemed to be old friends who hadn't seen each other for many years. They smoked, poured wine, and chatted skillfully.

Chen Pingdao, "Recently, how is Baidi doing?"

Xu Ming shook his head, "It's very bad, I've lost sleep."

Chen Ping nodded, "Baidi suffers from insomnia, then someone must have had a dream for him. If Baidi has a dream, then someone must have suffered from insomnia. People suffer from hardships and die from slack. It is a good thing to have insomnia."

Xu Ming felt that what Chen Ping said was very reasonable. This guy was able to show Liu Bang the situation, and it seemed that his ability was really extraordinary.

Xu Ming raised his hand to signal, you spoke very well, you continue chatting.

Chen Ping took a sip of Wuliangye between his cigarettes, and raised his voice a little, "Nowadays, the general situation in the world, the old Taoist priests of the Hall of Fame Jiajing led the Hall of Fame and Daming Qishu all moved to the thirteenth district to restore the country, and the Hall of Valor wants to attack There is a new wasteland outside Shanhaiguan, so Bai Yujing was attracted, and he wanted to use Bai Yujing's power to unify Shanhaiguan, and Bai Yujing also had a lot of ideas about Shanhaiguan. Outside Shanhaiguan."

"What's interesting is that those forces outside Shanhaiguan are also eager to enter the pass, and your battle is almost imminent!"

"As for the Hall of Fame, Jiajing's idea this time is very simple, that is, no matter what the battle between the Hall of Valor and the outside of the pass, Jiajing will not allow forces from outside the pass to enter Shanhaiguan, disrupt the basic market, and keep the basic market. The bottom line of the mountain."

"What we need to do now is how to best mobilize the strength of all parties to achieve a goal as quickly as possible."

"The goal is that the Hall of Valor will work for us for nothing, drag Emperor Jiajing into the water, and destroy the forces outside the pass."

"Of course, it is very difficult to achieve this goal. The Hall of Valor is full of people. It is impossible to work for nothing. Some private transactions need to be made. Jiajing will not go to the water for nothing, and Jiajing will have to pay for it."

"And these all need money."

"If you don't have money, you can't transfer it, Bai Di, do you have money?"

Chen Pi's words are very straightforward.

To put it bluntly, Xu Ming himself never thought about it being so profound.

In just a few short sentences, he explained the situation in all aspects clearly.

So here comes the question, is Xu Ming rich?

Xu Ming looked at Chen Ping, "What is the money in your mouth?"

Chen Ping laughed, "Everyone is an immortal, and what the immortal needs most is money! Land! Lingbao! Opportunity for ascension! Opportunity for trial! Blessing from the upper world! These are all money!"

Xu Mingdao, "What if I say, I don't have any of these?"

Chen Ping said with a smile, "Bai Di is just kidding, you need capital to conquer the world."

Xu Mingdao, "Liu Bang is a local ruffian, you can help him get things done, why can't you do it this time?"

Chen Ping said with emotion, "No one likes the opening of hell. I have played like this once, and I know the difficulty. If Baidi can't come up with enough capital, I can't do things for you. I, Chen Ping, am a A person with very simple answers is also a very vulgar person, please forgive me."

Xu Ming was not surprised by Chen Ping's refusal to speak.

In the chapel, Jesus dangled slowly while hanging on the cross. The broken stained glass refracted the afternoon sun and shone on half of the general's face. Xu Ming said, "You're right, but I still want to whore for nothing."

Chen Ping looked at Xu Ming's sunny cheek, "It's wrong to go whoring for nothing."

Xu Ming laughed out loud, "But prostitution for free is very cool! More importantly, the person who prostitutes for free is you, and the one who enjoys prostitution is me. That's enough."

Chen Ping said: "Despicable!"

Xu Ming said with a smile, "I'm not just despicable, I'm also very kind. None of my enemies were killed, but they are now my right-hand man. We are very similar in this regard."

Chen Ping looked at Xu Ming, "Shameless enough, rascal enough, I like people like you who have no bottom line, only when you have no bottom line, can you do everything you can when fighting!"

Xu Mingdao, "So, when are you leaving?"

"This——" Chen Ping pointed at the door, "Bai Di, although you are a prostitute, you have a thick skin, but you let me go out with you to work, and if you don't leave me any money, if my wife goes out with someone I ran away, what should I do? You leave some valuable things behind, so that my family doesn't think I'm going out with you to play disco, right? "

Xu Ming thought for a while, and raised his hand to reveal an extra chariot.

The four princes sent by Ying Yiren!

Xu Ming put the four princes in front of him, "This is your salary deposit. After this mountain and sea incident is over, there is still a final payment."

Chen Ping was overjoyed to see the miniature bronze carriage made of bronze that was no bigger than a palm, "Isn't this the four-wheel-drive carriage given to Qin Zu by the emperor of the Zhou Dynasty? Why is it in your hands?"

Xu Ming said, "Is this enough?"

"Enough, enough." Chen Ping walked towards the door with the carriage in his hand and said, "Wait a minute, Baidi, I'll go and explain to my wife, and bring a salute by the way, and we'll set off."

Xu Ming watched Chen Pi happily rushing in, feeling as if he had picked up a huge treasure.

Xu Ming doubted himself a little, was the gift too heavy?

But it would be too shameful to come back.

People can be shameless and black-bellied, but they must be decent.

This is the pattern of doing big things.

As for the bronze carriage.

Xu Ming doesn't like it very much. He always thinks it's a pitfall. Lishan's treasures are not easy to collect. It's one thing to take it if you want it, but another thing to use it if you want it.

Xu Ming sat in the chapel and waited quietly. Not long after, Chen Ping came back, dragging a suitcase, and said cheerfully, "I'm done with the mother-in-law, let's go!"

Xu Ming looked at Chen Ping, got up and said, "Let's go!"

Walking out the door, I found that the church was full of people, those old men and women stood in front of each other, looking at Chen Ping, as if they were very reluctant.

Chen Ping looked at the crowd and said with a smile, "Everyone has been neighbors for decades, so there is no need to send them away, but they are just out on a business trip and will be back soon."

After hearing this, everyone spoke up one after another, and it was very lively for a while.

"Bastard, when will you pay me for the fried dough sticks!"

"Before you leave, can you pay the utility bill!"

"The girlfriend you introduced to me leaked air, so do you care about the later maintenance?"

"..."

Guo Zhanxing took Chen Ping away in a hurry, and Chen Ping shouted vigorously, "Old neighbors, I will come back and pay back the money! Wait for me! At that time, everyone will give you a desert villa, the one near the sea, directly Dig a sea to build villas for you, wait for me..."

Captain Jin beside him couldn't help but said, "You are also a talent to be able to regard the priest as your level, please allow me to call you a master!"

Chen Ping was not embarrassed at all, and said triumphantly, "These are all my old neighbors for more than 20 years. I asked them to believe in Jesus and none of them believed in Jesus, but I asked them to kill people. They are all very righteous. Everyone usually There are too many interactions, it’s inevitable that this will happen, don’t worry about it..."

(End of this chapter)