This doctor is not short of money
Chapter 661 Bind Her Mouth
Du Ping, who had just raised his head, let out a "Fuck", and while his heart constricted, he felt bile pouring out of his throat, and he sat down on the ground involuntarily, and hurriedly backed away.
But at this moment in front of him, less than one meter away, a bloated ball covered with moss and dead leaves lay in front of him.
As soon as Du Ping raised his head, he suddenly met a pair of dark eyes. At the same time, Du Ping could see clearly that this thing had a small head and a short mouth. Then shake it in the air, and every time you shake it, you can see the maroon liquid dripping down.
But Du Ping was taken aback by this sudden sight, he didn't see what it was, he just said "Fuck", and his body retreated like a spring.
Eating weasels raw, and they are so big, they have to run no matter what they are, and this is Du Ping's only thought at this time.
But Du Ping's violent movements obviously also startled the thing on the opposite side. He saw the bloated ball suddenly pounced forward, and half of the weasel in its mouth fell out, and a bloody mouth suddenly appeared on the ground. before Du Ping's eyes.
At the same time, behind the big ball, there was also the movement of something dragging.
Tail?
Monster face?
Du Ping panicked, his two big waists tightened in an instant, and then his adrenal hormones soared, and the blood in his head also surged. Just when he was backing up, he touched a tree branch in his hand. It was the yellow hair and the blood-stained mouth that smashed it.
With just one click, it hit the bull's-eye, and a shrill and sharp cry exploded in the forest instantly.The miserable cry covered the voices of other people in the woods and lasted for a long time.
The big ball was smashed to the weak point, and he backed up while screaming, and this action also gave Du Ping confidence that the monster in front of him was not so scary.
In addition, the adrenaline soared at this time, and the courage value doubled rapidly, and he stood up from the ground with a bone.
Du Ping let out a sinister grin. At this moment, he had turned his fear into impulse and courage. He swung the branch in his hand and slammed it at the monster that was crawling backwards.
"Snapped!"
"Ah~~~~"
And this sound made Du Ping, who was about to swing again, a little sober.
Ah, this sound, animals shouldn't be able to make such a sound, right?
In an instant, the sounds of various animals being beaten flashed through his mind.
people?
Du Ping's mind cleared up again, and he couldn't help but began to take a closer look at the crawling big ball.
And with this conscious look, it was finally clear that the two dirty forelimbs that were crawling forward, covered with mud and grass clippings, did not look like the front legs of an animal, but rather. . .Human arms? ? ? ! ! !
arm? !
Also TM really human.
If you look closely, what is dragging behind this big ball is not a tail, but a leg. It just looks like it's broken and can't be used anymore.
A savage who drinks blood!
Du Ping, who didn't study much, suddenly popped a very learned word in his mind, which made him chuckle involuntarily, and also relaxed his tense heartstrings.
As a human being, there is a natural fear of unknown creatures and wild animals in the bones. This is a root, and there is no way to eliminate it, only to overcome it.
But if it is a human being, the fear in my heart will fade away. After all, everyone has two hands and two feet, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
While Du Ping was feeling relaxed, his body couldn't stop softening, he staggered slightly, and then quickly stabilized his body.
And it was only two or three seconds later, in the blink of an eye, the big meat ball on the ground was still screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Du Ping was a little worried, picked up the branch in his hand, and pounded what was supposed to be a leg.
But just this tumbling, the thing that was dragged curled up in an instant, and the speed made Du Ping's whole body tense again, and then he felt too shameful, and couldn't help blurting out the word "fuck" .
Is this over?
No.
Just as Du Ping uttered half the words, the big meaty ball on the ground suddenly turned around, revealing its hairy and bloody mouth again.
Du Ping was shocked immediately, he took the tree branch in front of him just now, and yanked it regardless, and a crisp 'pop' sounded again.
"Ah~~~I'm RNM, you're a shit-eating coward, you MDB~~"
Du Ping, who was about to smoke again, froze, only the eyeballs kept turning.
The obscene, nasty, filthy, vicious words, and familiar tones all reminded Du Ping that the thing in front of him was Du, Jun, daughter-in-law, and wife of the fuck.
Du Ping immediately felt as if he had eaten feces, nauseated and uncomfortable. Looking at his mouth full of hair and blood, the water he just drank actually ran out of his throat and flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
Looking at the disgusting mouth that kept spraying dung, Du Ping immediately turned around and gave a heavy "spit" to the forest in front of him. He was afraid that if he took another look, the branch in his hand would become uncontrollable. It was the mouth's turn.
Du Ping even speculated maliciously that Du Jun might be looking for his sister-in-law just because he couldn't help the girl's mouth.
And as the woman yelled and scolded, all the people not far away touched Du Ping's side.
"Du Ping, what's wrong?"
"Have you found the woman?"
Du Ping looked at the few people who touched him, and didn't speak, but just stretched out his hand and pointed back.
Several people were at the bottom of Tsim Shek Tsui, they could only hear the woman's cursing, but they couldn't see the situation above. Seeing Du Heng pointing upwards, they all hurried up two steps.
"Fuck."
"I'm RNM."
The two people who climbed up saw the big meat ball covered with grass and leaves, and the mouth full of hair and blood. They immediately took two steps back and burst out. Du Ping did not remind himself of insults.
"Du Ping, you bastard, you should remind me, your soul is scared out of your head."
"I lost two fucking drops of urine, Du Ping, you are a donkey."
Hearing the dissatisfaction and scolding of the two, Du Ping didn't fight back, but just replied heavily with his back turned, "I was so sick just now, I couldn't speak."
"nausea?"
The two were stunned for a moment, and just about to turn their heads to look, they turned around abruptly, not daring to take another look at the back.
After the two of them also took two deep breaths, "The person has been found, what should we do now?"
Du Ping felt his body was a little weak, so he squatted down while supporting his knees, "I can't seem to move her legs, she was crawling on the ground just now, she probably has to be lifted down."
The two glanced at the forest in front of them, "Then mop."
After the two of them took a few deep breaths and prepared themselves mentally, they turned around and walked back, while asking non-stop, "Du Ping, what's in this woman's mouth?"
In a word, the acid water that Du Ping had just suppressed surged up again, and he quickly waved his hand to signal the two of them not to ask.
When the two saw the situation, they stopped asking. They walked up to Du Jun's wife and forced themselves not to look at her mouth. place, but in his mouth he persuaded the woman to stop swearing.
But Du Jun's daughter-in-law didn't listen, and not only scolded more vigorously, but also used more disgusting and vicious words, and even one person stood a little closer, and the woman actually picked up a tree branch on the ground and whipped it.
"Oh~~ miscellaneous delivery."
The person who was whipped hopped and moved back, the way he looked at the woman changed, and he said after a distance, "I R, isn't this woman crazy?"
While talking, the two later turned their attention to Du Ping, but Du Ping just nodded slightly, "I also think she is crazy."
The man who was whipped covered his ankle and rubbed it vigorously, and said angrily, "I'm so fucked up, what should I do now?"
"Call someone."
In fact, there is no need to call anyone. The voice of Du Jun's wife has spread all over the mountains and forests. She is not too far away. I can probably guess in my heart that the person should have been found, and then spread it to ten, ten to hundreds, and dozens of people who went up the mountain. No. [-] people will know everything.
It's just that those who are close slowly touch it, while those who are far away go straight down the mountain.
And the most outrageous thing about TM is that Du Jun and his father are also in the ranks of the descendants, really showing shamelessness to the extreme.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law is too fat. She weighs less than two hundred catties and is about 1.5 meters tall.
I can't lift it, I can't carry it on my back, I can't hold it on my back, I can't walk by myself, not to mention the stench all over my body, my mouth full of filth just keeps outputting non-stop, what's even more annoying is this woman Also TM likes to do it.
When the few people who rushed over discussed it, especially when they saw the half of the weasel's body, some of them squatted on the ground, looked for the thin branches, and began to rub the bark and twist the rope.
Everyone is an old farmer. Seeing this action, they immediately started to help, but there was too much twisting. Some people were going to make a cross and make a soft rope, but they didn't want the person who first twisted the rope to snatch it away. past.
The person who was robbed was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing?"
"Kidnapping."
At the same time as the voice fell, the man walked up to him, pressed down one arm of the big ball with his knee, grabbed the other arm and was about to tie it up.
Daqiu got angry, and cursed even louder, "You want to fuck up, I want R to go home and go to RNM. Ho~~~~~ Intuit!"
The man who tied the person was even more angry, his buttocks blocked the big ball's face as soon as he turned, and the strength in his hands became stronger.
Du Ping has already adjusted his mentality. Looking at the big ball, he is cursing, spitting, and trying to bite that ass, so he takes a step forward, and puts his torn trouser leg, It was torn off, and then pressed the big mouth and stuffed it in, filling the whole mouth to the brim.
"Give me one, and tie up your mouth too."
Bind your mouth?
What a new word, but none of the seven or eight men at the scene raised any objections, it was like putting a bridle on a mule, and it was so tight.
"What are you doing?"
Just as the few people were tied up, there was a stern shout from the nearby grove, and then a tattered Liu Gong came out, looking at everyone with wide eyes.
Especially when he saw the pants that were still leaking out of the big ball's mouth, he almost fainted from anger, "You guys are breaking the law, you know, loosen it quickly."
But no one paid any attention to him, and even looked at him with weird eyes. Finally, someone couldn't help but say, "Comrade policeman, this woman is swearing at people. She scolds people very badly, and she beats people."
"Can you be tied up by cursing?"
"Fuck, then you can figure it out yourself."
The person who spoke turned around first and left. Du Ping and others looked at it, begged, and followed.
Liu Gong looked at these stubborn old farmers, his teeth itchy with anger, "You...you..."
But before he finished speaking, all the seven or eight people in front of him disappeared, and they all got into the grove one by one, and they really left as soon as they said they would leave, and they walked without muddling at all.
"These are legally illiterate."
Liu Gong cursed in a low voice, and then hurriedly walked up to Du Jun's wife. Only then did he realize that besides the strips of trousers, there was a ring of scars around the mouth of this woman who was struggling like a ball on the ground. Yellowish-brown short hair, and dirt formed by dried blood stains.
Liu Gong just felt disgusted, and didn't think much about it. While squatting down to untie the rope twisted by the bark, he said softly, "Don't worry, I'll untie it for you. Never mind."
"Is there a fly in your MB? I am your eighth generation ancestor..."
The moment Liu Gong untied the rope, all kinds of greetings to his mother, father, and eight generations of ancestors poured out. In addition to greeting Xiasanlu, various adjectives, verbs, etc. were skillfully interspersed.
In just a few seconds, Liu Gong experienced the charm of Chinese language and literature for the first time.
Compared with the only words in the West, such as fake and must eat, the ingenious combination of Chinese language and characters has combined into thousands of sentences, but even so, you can still understand the core ideas of these words without any doubts. There will be.
Liu Gong understood.
But it was too late, he paid the price for his youth.
Listening to the endless swearing, Liu Gong was really angry from the heart, and the evil turned to the guts. He hasn't taken it away yet. I don't know whose trouser leg returned to where it should be at a speed of 0.01 seconds. In this place, the bark rope in his hand also returned to its proper appearance at a speed of 0.05 seconds.
"Fuck." The world was quiet, but Liu Gong couldn't help it.
But when he turned his head to look at this chubby woman again, he was dumbfounded.
How do I get down here?
He turned his head and quickly looked at the woods ahead, but the old farmers he was talking about had all disappeared.
"Zi~~Zi~~, has anyone seen Du Jun's daughter-in-law? Have you confirmed it? Did you really find someone?"
The walkie-talkie in his waist suddenly rang. Hearing the instructor's voice, tears filled Liu Gong's eyes. He had found a savior.
Then he quickly picked up the walkie-talkie. . .
After leaving the mountain, Du Ping's different attire immediately attracted the attention of those who had already left the mountain, and all of them came together laughing and joking.
"Du Ping, you have met a wolf, why have your pants been ripped off?"
"Hahaha, did you get beaten up by Du Jun's wife or something? But why is she pulling your pants?"
"I said Du Ping, your daughter-in-law has been away for a month. Although the old forest is dense, you should pay attention to it."
Rural people, everyone is the same age, it is a common thing to talk dirty when they meet, especially this kind of joke between the uncle and his sister-in-law, which is the favorite of this group.
If one day people become more polite to you, it means that your relationship is not in place, or you are alienated.
With a gloomy expression on Du Ping's face, he waved directly at the laughing crowd, "Get out."
Talking is talking, laughing is laughing, but none of these people wants to leave.
They know that it is useless to have too many people to go down from the mountain. Instead, it is easier to pull down directly along the grass.
But when we get here, we don't want to drag it home any longer. We have to find a way to carry it back, or pull it back.
As for the tonnage of Du Jun's daughter-in-law, they are clear, whether it is carried back or sent to the three horses to pull it back, it can't be done by one or two people, or three or four people.
So a group of people gathered around laughing and laughing, started to smoke, and waited for the police behind them to get them out.
Du Jun and his father were nearby, and none of the people who were looking for someone talked to them, but the two of them, father and son, seemed not in a hurry.
But this time, the news that Du Ping had found someone had already spread. Seeing Du Ping coming out, Du Jun had no choice but to step forward, pretending to be concerned, "Brother, have you found my wife?"
Du Ping just lit up the cigarette, took a puff, then glanced at Du Jun lightly, and then said "um" out of nowhere.
"Brother, are you alright?"
Du Ping said without turning his head, "Go up the mountain and see for yourself."
Amount~~~
Du Jun was making fun of himself, seeing the half-smile expressions of the smokers around him, he felt particularly ashamed and flustered.
Although none of these people looked at him, he just felt that the smiles on the corners of their mouths were for him, for his father.
Moreover, this group of people is too much, and no one talks to him, which makes him even more embarrassed.
There was no way, in order to reduce this embarrassment, Du Jun looked back at his father, then turned and walked up the mountain again, but even so, no one spoke.
It's just that everyone was smoking, maintaining the smile just now, and looked at him.
This is when the village head suddenly said, "Lihai, you go back. Du Jun's wife is too heavy. I don't think we can carry it. You go back and bring your three horses, and by the way, take the one next to the door of your sheepfold." Take the door panel together.
The door panel is relatively thick, so it should be able to hold Du Jun's wife. Later, we will use the door panel to carry Du Jun's wife to the road below and pull her back. "
Liang Lihai nodded, turned around and left without saying anything.
And the others started chatting again and again, but this time, the content of their chats was not those yellow accents, but they also said that Du Ping was going to the city, praised him for being a good brother, and that he has come through all hardships; some also said that this year How is your crop harvest, and what will you do next year.
Although these people are very vulgar, opening their mouths is either begging or comparing, but these people know how to measure and know when enough is enough.
Also, some people they don't really like to joke about.
Liu Gong's figure appeared on the hillside, and the policemen's methods were as clever as they could see, they still dragged the man out of the woods.
The only thing they didn't expect was that they put their clothes under Du Jun's wife, that's all.
The next thing is to contribute, which is not difficult for these peasants, and the village chief arranged for them to be sent to Du Jun's house soon.
But this action made several people in the police station frown. Liu Gong took a step forward under the instructor's wink, "Du Jun, your daughter-in-law's ankle is so swollen, and she has been in the mountains for three or four days." Well, why don't you send him to the hospital first.
Go to the hospital for an examination, especially the ankle, if it is broken, don't delay. "
Before Du Jun could speak, Du Jun's mother spoke from behind, "Check what kind of check, look at how vigorously it moves, it's in good health, don't go.
Besides, last year she spent tens of thousands of dollars because of her hanging poisoning, how can she afford to go to the hospital now. "
Hearing such shameless words, and especially disrespectful, Liu Gong felt really uncomfortable.
But this was a family matter, and it wasn't an act of breaking the law. He, the policeman, had no choice but to snort angrily, and then retreated directly.
Du Jun smiled awkwardly, and Tian smiled awkwardly, "Don't worry, let's observe at home first, and if there is really a problem, I will definitely send it to the hospital."
What Liu Gong could say, he couldn't say anything.
And at this time, their mission at the police station is over, so seeing that the instructor was about to step forward to say a few words, Liu Gong stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and after a few people muttered a few words, they closed the team and left.
But at this time, Du Ping and the others didn't want to stay any longer, the rest was their own family's business, and they were doing their utmost to do so, so they also wanted to turn around and leave.
But before they walked out of the yard, Du Jun's mother had already untied Du Jun's daughter-in-law, her face smelled like eating shit, and she whispered something.
As for what to say, Du Ping and the others didn't see or hear them, but they could clearly hear the screams and curses that followed.
When everyone turned around, they saw Du Jun's daughter-in-law had turned over and pushed her mother-in-law under her body. She smiled and greeted the ancestors, and then slapped her with a big mouth, not only slapped, but also scratched.
Everyone looked back to see this scene, but they were all surprised. They didn't know whether they were intentional or really shocked, so they just looked sideways.
In their impression, Du Jun's daughter-in-law didn't have the ability to ride on her mother-in-law's head.Otherwise, he wouldn't have been bullied to this extent by Du Jun's family.
This is unprecedented!
Du Jun also felt that this was an unprecedented thing, but when he realized it, he saw that his mother had started to roll his eyes, and he realized that this girl's body of two hundred catties was on his mother's body.
Du Jun immediately ran over, trying to pull his wife off the old woman, but he underestimated the power of two hundred catties, and overestimated his own strength, so he pulled it two or three times, but he didn't pull it.
At this time, Du Ping and others also found that something was wrong with Du Jun's mother, and hurried forward to help Du Jun.
Because when she was first suppressed, she scolded her daughter-in-law back and forth, but in just a dozen seconds, it didn't matter if she couldn't hear the sound, and she couldn't even lift her arm.
The people were pulled away by them, but Du Jun's daughter-in-law suddenly changed her target and started spitting while laughing, which forced Du Ping and others to back away.
Du Jun also endured it for a long time, and immediately shook his mouth with a big mouth, and then saw his daughter-in-law became stunned, but this calmness did not last for a few seconds, and she immediately became crying again.
Crying and shouting, "I want to drink water, I want to drink water." At the same time, like a child, she twisted her bloated body, making people feel chills.
Du Jun's father had already helped Du Jun's mother up. Although his face was a bit ugly, his breathing was finally even.
Although Du Ping and Du Jun have the same surname, he had thorns in his heart and didn't want to move forward, so the village chief stood up and said, "Du Jun, your daughter-in-law doesn't look right, why don't we send her to you?" Hospital?"
Du Jun hesitated for a moment. At the same time, he glanced at the wife who was still wriggling in disgust, and said to the village chief, "Wait, I'll watch later, I'll get some water for you to drink first."
After Du Jun finished speaking, he went directly to the kitchen, took a spoonful of water and poured it down for his wife. As for the hair and blood on his wife's mouth, he didn't care at all.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law stopped crying immediately after drinking the water, and just gulped down the water.But the scene that followed made everyone in the yard dumbfounded, and at the same time they didn't dare to leave.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law, who drank heavily, began to sweat crazily on her forehead, neck, and body, as if the water entered her mouth and immediately burst out of her blood vessels.
It was just a few breaths, and when she drank the ladleful of water, she seemed to be fished out of the water herself.And everyone could see clearly that big beads of sweat were still coming out of her body, and she didn't stop sweating for a moment.
Du Ping and the village chief stood together, and the two couldn't help but looked at each other at this moment, and a thought arose in their hearts at the same time - they couldn't leave, if they left, this woman would probably be killed by this family directly.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law, who had finished drinking the water, started laughing again. Even though she was placed on the table like this, sitting on the ground, she was still smiling, very happy and very happy. . .Infiltrate.
"Is this crazy?"
"I don't see it, I think it's not clean to recruit."
"I also think it's possible. The half of the weasel's body was probably eaten by her."
"Nonsense, you can tell by the hair and blood on her mouth that she ate it."
"The weasel is a fairy."
"It should be that the recruitment is not clean."
The voices of these people were confiscated, and Du Jun's family could hear them clearly. After knowing that the woman ate weasel raw, and looking at Du Jun's wife's eyes, the disgust increased a little.
Du Ping was more or less influenced by Du Heng, so when everyone said that he recruited something unclean, he didn't believe it.
Looking at the woman who was sweating profusely, Du Ping still couldn't help but stand up and said, "Du Jun, should you send me to the hospital?"
But at this time, Du Jun was already shameless, and he simply rejected Du Ping's proposal, "Brother, no need, this is just a dirty recruit, I'll call Banxian'er.
Banxian'er can see a doctor and is a Mr. Yin and Yang, so it's fine for him to come. "
Seeing that Du Jun was so determined, Du Ping knew that it was impossible for Du Jun to persuade him to come back, so he said, "Then let's help carry your daughter-in-law to the kang. It's not good to just sit on the table like this."
Just as Du Jun was about to speak, Du Jun's mother gasped and said, "Don't carry it in, your body is so dirty, it's either feces or urine, and it's bloodshot, it's so dirty, the sheets I just put on are dirty and I have to wash them .
Besides, when Banxian'er came, he would have to burn paper to set up a case, and if he went inside, it would be a mess.
Just go outside and wait, and then carry it in when you're done. "
As he spoke, he touched his face with a gloomy face, and when he found that his face was already swollen, the gloom in his eyes was about to turn into water and flow out.
Touching her face lightly again, Du Jun's mother looked at Du Jun gloomyly and said, "What are you looking at, wait for me to clean up.
Hurry up and call the one in the room out, and ask her to wash and tidy up her sister.It's really shameless to stand like a Buddha. "
Only then did Du Ping and the others remember that there was another sister-in-law sent here in Du Jun's family.
And this family is shameless now, Du Jun's mother asked to call the sister-in-law, Du Jun really went to call, and the legendary sister-in-law really came out, and then in front of everyone, Started changing her sister's clothes.
Hey!
Du Ping and the others were convinced, and could only turn around and go out one by one.
At the door, the village chief took out cigarettes for everyone to disperse, and then asked Du Ping, "Aren't you going to leave?"
Du Ping's hand to light a cigarette hesitated for a moment, "This family is so worthless, it's uncomfortable not to leave. But if you leave, I'm afraid that this woman will be killed by them before Banxian'er comes."
The village head lit a cigarette and took a sharp puff, "I think so too, this family doesn't want any face at all now."
"Then wait."
And this time, when it was getting dark, the half fairy in everyone's mouth was long overdue.
Banxian'er is also from Dujiagou. He can see doctors and Fengshui. As long as he talks about superstition, he will come to this Banxian'er.
It's just that as Du Fei started to practice medicine in Dujiagou, Banxian'er's income from seeing a doctor has decreased a lot, but his income from subduing demons has not decreased at all, and as he gets older, his business Getting better and better.
At this time, when he arrived at Du Jun's house, he also looked like a master of Taoism.
First, he pinched Du Jun's wife's ankle like that, and told Du Jun that it was just a sprain but not a bone, so don't worry.
But after seeing the crazy situation, he slowly frowned, and then put on the magic robe, took out the compass and the yellow talisman.
After a bit of operation that everyone couldn't understand, he said in a cold voice, "There is evil spirit in the south, and it is a big murderer. It is bloody. This is something that has provoked uncleanness."
Then he took a compass and walked around Du Jun's wife, counting and counting with his fingers, and suddenly said, "It's not bloody, but your daughter-in-law saw blood. This is too much resentment." .”
Banxian'er withdrew her magical powers, looked at Du Jun in disbelief and asked, "What is your wife doing, why is there such a big resentment? This is to keep your family alive."
Du Jun's face turned pale immediately, and he told the whole story, which made Banxian'er frown.When Du Jun asked about the solution, Ban Xian'er kept his head down and didn't speak, but he stopped his hands and began to calculate non-stop.
As for what he was doing, I don't know, but everyone's hearts were raised, and they were too nervous to speak.
After a long time, Banxian said, "Now go find a sieve, three pieces of red paper, and catch a big rooster, the longer you live, the better.
There are also three bowls of rice, ten sticks of incense, five pieces of yellow paper, and an ink brush.
But there is one thing I want to make clear, the thing your daughter-in-law provoked is too much resentment, I can't guarantee whether it will be successful, but I will try my best to protect your family members from harm.
If you are willing to let me do things, then make preparations, if you don't believe me, then find another master. "
Du Jun visibly panicked. He still wanted to find his master again, so he agreed without saying a word, and then went to prepare quickly.
And the people standing in the yard watching the excitement suddenly felt a chill in the back of their heads, and they all shivered.
In addition, they hadn't eaten all day, and they were all hungry, so they excused that it was inconvenient when they did things, and they all left one by one.Even the village head, who was afraid of Du Jun's wife being killed at the beginning, slipped away with everyone laughing.
Du Ping saw the situation, sighed lightly, and walked out of the yard.
He didn't believe a single word that Ban Xian'er said.
Everyone is separated by a ditch, and there is a long way to go. If the village farts on this side, the village next door can hear it. He doesn't believe that such an explosive thing happened today, Banxian'er can't know.
Now that he knew, what he said was pure fart.
But Du Jun believed it, his family believed it, even the people in the village believed it, so what could he do by himself?
However, Du Ping's house and Du Jun's house went up and down the doorstep, and when they stood at the door of their own house, they could still see the courtyard of Du Jun's house.
So Du Ping went home, took some food casually, stood on the porch and looked down, wanting to see how this half-fairy would do things for Du Jun's family.
Ringing the bell, burning yellow paper, circling around Du Jun's wife who was still outside the house, chanting words while circling.If the time is longer, some rice will be sprinkled, and the sieve wrapped in red paper will be thrown to the ground a few times.
Then the four corners of the courtyard, the same standard again.
Finally, on the head of Du Jun's daughter-in-law who was crying and laughing loudly, she began to pour cold water and the blood of the big rooster down.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law refused to drink, so Du Jun and his sister-in-law forced him to drink.
Du Ping felt uncomfortable, and went back to the house directly.
Sitting in the room, he felt uncomfortable all over. Thinking of Du Jun's daughter-in-law who had been plucked by him, Du Ping finally couldn't bear it and called Du Heng.
"Xiaoheng, Du Jun's wife has been found."
Du Heng, who was eating, chuckled, "It's a good thing to find it, so will you be able to come down tomorrow?"
Du Ping sighed, and recounted what happened today, "Why don't you come and take a look, we don't have anything to say, Du Jun won't listen, I'm afraid that if this torment continues, his wife will be tormented to death by them .”
But at this moment in front of him, less than one meter away, a bloated ball covered with moss and dead leaves lay in front of him.
As soon as Du Ping raised his head, he suddenly met a pair of dark eyes. At the same time, Du Ping could see clearly that this thing had a small head and a short mouth. Then shake it in the air, and every time you shake it, you can see the maroon liquid dripping down.
But Du Ping was taken aback by this sudden sight, he didn't see what it was, he just said "Fuck", and his body retreated like a spring.
Eating weasels raw, and they are so big, they have to run no matter what they are, and this is Du Ping's only thought at this time.
But Du Ping's violent movements obviously also startled the thing on the opposite side. He saw the bloated ball suddenly pounced forward, and half of the weasel in its mouth fell out, and a bloody mouth suddenly appeared on the ground. before Du Ping's eyes.
At the same time, behind the big ball, there was also the movement of something dragging.
Tail?
Monster face?
Du Ping panicked, his two big waists tightened in an instant, and then his adrenal hormones soared, and the blood in his head also surged. Just when he was backing up, he touched a tree branch in his hand. It was the yellow hair and the blood-stained mouth that smashed it.
With just one click, it hit the bull's-eye, and a shrill and sharp cry exploded in the forest instantly.The miserable cry covered the voices of other people in the woods and lasted for a long time.
The big ball was smashed to the weak point, and he backed up while screaming, and this action also gave Du Ping confidence that the monster in front of him was not so scary.
In addition, the adrenaline soared at this time, and the courage value doubled rapidly, and he stood up from the ground with a bone.
Du Ping let out a sinister grin. At this moment, he had turned his fear into impulse and courage. He swung the branch in his hand and slammed it at the monster that was crawling backwards.
"Snapped!"
"Ah~~~~"
And this sound made Du Ping, who was about to swing again, a little sober.
Ah, this sound, animals shouldn't be able to make such a sound, right?
In an instant, the sounds of various animals being beaten flashed through his mind.
people?
Du Ping's mind cleared up again, and he couldn't help but began to take a closer look at the crawling big ball.
And with this conscious look, it was finally clear that the two dirty forelimbs that were crawling forward, covered with mud and grass clippings, did not look like the front legs of an animal, but rather. . .Human arms? ? ? ! ! !
arm? !
Also TM really human.
If you look closely, what is dragging behind this big ball is not a tail, but a leg. It just looks like it's broken and can't be used anymore.
A savage who drinks blood!
Du Ping, who didn't study much, suddenly popped a very learned word in his mind, which made him chuckle involuntarily, and also relaxed his tense heartstrings.
As a human being, there is a natural fear of unknown creatures and wild animals in the bones. This is a root, and there is no way to eliminate it, only to overcome it.
But if it is a human being, the fear in my heart will fade away. After all, everyone has two hands and two feet, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
While Du Ping was feeling relaxed, his body couldn't stop softening, he staggered slightly, and then quickly stabilized his body.
And it was only two or three seconds later, in the blink of an eye, the big meat ball on the ground was still screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Du Ping was a little worried, picked up the branch in his hand, and pounded what was supposed to be a leg.
But just this tumbling, the thing that was dragged curled up in an instant, and the speed made Du Ping's whole body tense again, and then he felt too shameful, and couldn't help blurting out the word "fuck" .
Is this over?
No.
Just as Du Ping uttered half the words, the big meaty ball on the ground suddenly turned around, revealing its hairy and bloody mouth again.
Du Ping was shocked immediately, he took the tree branch in front of him just now, and yanked it regardless, and a crisp 'pop' sounded again.
"Ah~~~I'm RNM, you're a shit-eating coward, you MDB~~"
Du Ping, who was about to smoke again, froze, only the eyeballs kept turning.
The obscene, nasty, filthy, vicious words, and familiar tones all reminded Du Ping that the thing in front of him was Du, Jun, daughter-in-law, and wife of the fuck.
Du Ping immediately felt as if he had eaten feces, nauseated and uncomfortable. Looking at his mouth full of hair and blood, the water he just drank actually ran out of his throat and flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
Looking at the disgusting mouth that kept spraying dung, Du Ping immediately turned around and gave a heavy "spit" to the forest in front of him. He was afraid that if he took another look, the branch in his hand would become uncontrollable. It was the mouth's turn.
Du Ping even speculated maliciously that Du Jun might be looking for his sister-in-law just because he couldn't help the girl's mouth.
And as the woman yelled and scolded, all the people not far away touched Du Ping's side.
"Du Ping, what's wrong?"
"Have you found the woman?"
Du Ping looked at the few people who touched him, and didn't speak, but just stretched out his hand and pointed back.
Several people were at the bottom of Tsim Shek Tsui, they could only hear the woman's cursing, but they couldn't see the situation above. Seeing Du Heng pointing upwards, they all hurried up two steps.
"Fuck."
"I'm RNM."
The two people who climbed up saw the big meat ball covered with grass and leaves, and the mouth full of hair and blood. They immediately took two steps back and burst out. Du Ping did not remind himself of insults.
"Du Ping, you bastard, you should remind me, your soul is scared out of your head."
"I lost two fucking drops of urine, Du Ping, you are a donkey."
Hearing the dissatisfaction and scolding of the two, Du Ping didn't fight back, but just replied heavily with his back turned, "I was so sick just now, I couldn't speak."
"nausea?"
The two were stunned for a moment, and just about to turn their heads to look, they turned around abruptly, not daring to take another look at the back.
After the two of them also took two deep breaths, "The person has been found, what should we do now?"
Du Ping felt his body was a little weak, so he squatted down while supporting his knees, "I can't seem to move her legs, she was crawling on the ground just now, she probably has to be lifted down."
The two glanced at the forest in front of them, "Then mop."
After the two of them took a few deep breaths and prepared themselves mentally, they turned around and walked back, while asking non-stop, "Du Ping, what's in this woman's mouth?"
In a word, the acid water that Du Ping had just suppressed surged up again, and he quickly waved his hand to signal the two of them not to ask.
When the two saw the situation, they stopped asking. They walked up to Du Jun's wife and forced themselves not to look at her mouth. place, but in his mouth he persuaded the woman to stop swearing.
But Du Jun's daughter-in-law didn't listen, and not only scolded more vigorously, but also used more disgusting and vicious words, and even one person stood a little closer, and the woman actually picked up a tree branch on the ground and whipped it.
"Oh~~ miscellaneous delivery."
The person who was whipped hopped and moved back, the way he looked at the woman changed, and he said after a distance, "I R, isn't this woman crazy?"
While talking, the two later turned their attention to Du Ping, but Du Ping just nodded slightly, "I also think she is crazy."
The man who was whipped covered his ankle and rubbed it vigorously, and said angrily, "I'm so fucked up, what should I do now?"
"Call someone."
In fact, there is no need to call anyone. The voice of Du Jun's wife has spread all over the mountains and forests. She is not too far away. I can probably guess in my heart that the person should have been found, and then spread it to ten, ten to hundreds, and dozens of people who went up the mountain. No. [-] people will know everything.
It's just that those who are close slowly touch it, while those who are far away go straight down the mountain.
And the most outrageous thing about TM is that Du Jun and his father are also in the ranks of the descendants, really showing shamelessness to the extreme.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law is too fat. She weighs less than two hundred catties and is about 1.5 meters tall.
I can't lift it, I can't carry it on my back, I can't hold it on my back, I can't walk by myself, not to mention the stench all over my body, my mouth full of filth just keeps outputting non-stop, what's even more annoying is this woman Also TM likes to do it.
When the few people who rushed over discussed it, especially when they saw the half of the weasel's body, some of them squatted on the ground, looked for the thin branches, and began to rub the bark and twist the rope.
Everyone is an old farmer. Seeing this action, they immediately started to help, but there was too much twisting. Some people were going to make a cross and make a soft rope, but they didn't want the person who first twisted the rope to snatch it away. past.
The person who was robbed was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing?"
"Kidnapping."
At the same time as the voice fell, the man walked up to him, pressed down one arm of the big ball with his knee, grabbed the other arm and was about to tie it up.
Daqiu got angry, and cursed even louder, "You want to fuck up, I want R to go home and go to RNM. Ho~~~~~ Intuit!"
The man who tied the person was even more angry, his buttocks blocked the big ball's face as soon as he turned, and the strength in his hands became stronger.
Du Ping has already adjusted his mentality. Looking at the big ball, he is cursing, spitting, and trying to bite that ass, so he takes a step forward, and puts his torn trouser leg, It was torn off, and then pressed the big mouth and stuffed it in, filling the whole mouth to the brim.
"Give me one, and tie up your mouth too."
Bind your mouth?
What a new word, but none of the seven or eight men at the scene raised any objections, it was like putting a bridle on a mule, and it was so tight.
"What are you doing?"
Just as the few people were tied up, there was a stern shout from the nearby grove, and then a tattered Liu Gong came out, looking at everyone with wide eyes.
Especially when he saw the pants that were still leaking out of the big ball's mouth, he almost fainted from anger, "You guys are breaking the law, you know, loosen it quickly."
But no one paid any attention to him, and even looked at him with weird eyes. Finally, someone couldn't help but say, "Comrade policeman, this woman is swearing at people. She scolds people very badly, and she beats people."
"Can you be tied up by cursing?"
"Fuck, then you can figure it out yourself."
The person who spoke turned around first and left. Du Ping and others looked at it, begged, and followed.
Liu Gong looked at these stubborn old farmers, his teeth itchy with anger, "You...you..."
But before he finished speaking, all the seven or eight people in front of him disappeared, and they all got into the grove one by one, and they really left as soon as they said they would leave, and they walked without muddling at all.
"These are legally illiterate."
Liu Gong cursed in a low voice, and then hurriedly walked up to Du Jun's wife. Only then did he realize that besides the strips of trousers, there was a ring of scars around the mouth of this woman who was struggling like a ball on the ground. Yellowish-brown short hair, and dirt formed by dried blood stains.
Liu Gong just felt disgusted, and didn't think much about it. While squatting down to untie the rope twisted by the bark, he said softly, "Don't worry, I'll untie it for you. Never mind."
"Is there a fly in your MB? I am your eighth generation ancestor..."
The moment Liu Gong untied the rope, all kinds of greetings to his mother, father, and eight generations of ancestors poured out. In addition to greeting Xiasanlu, various adjectives, verbs, etc. were skillfully interspersed.
In just a few seconds, Liu Gong experienced the charm of Chinese language and literature for the first time.
Compared with the only words in the West, such as fake and must eat, the ingenious combination of Chinese language and characters has combined into thousands of sentences, but even so, you can still understand the core ideas of these words without any doubts. There will be.
Liu Gong understood.
But it was too late, he paid the price for his youth.
Listening to the endless swearing, Liu Gong was really angry from the heart, and the evil turned to the guts. He hasn't taken it away yet. I don't know whose trouser leg returned to where it should be at a speed of 0.01 seconds. In this place, the bark rope in his hand also returned to its proper appearance at a speed of 0.05 seconds.
"Fuck." The world was quiet, but Liu Gong couldn't help it.
But when he turned his head to look at this chubby woman again, he was dumbfounded.
How do I get down here?
He turned his head and quickly looked at the woods ahead, but the old farmers he was talking about had all disappeared.
"Zi~~Zi~~, has anyone seen Du Jun's daughter-in-law? Have you confirmed it? Did you really find someone?"
The walkie-talkie in his waist suddenly rang. Hearing the instructor's voice, tears filled Liu Gong's eyes. He had found a savior.
Then he quickly picked up the walkie-talkie. . .
After leaving the mountain, Du Ping's different attire immediately attracted the attention of those who had already left the mountain, and all of them came together laughing and joking.
"Du Ping, you have met a wolf, why have your pants been ripped off?"
"Hahaha, did you get beaten up by Du Jun's wife or something? But why is she pulling your pants?"
"I said Du Ping, your daughter-in-law has been away for a month. Although the old forest is dense, you should pay attention to it."
Rural people, everyone is the same age, it is a common thing to talk dirty when they meet, especially this kind of joke between the uncle and his sister-in-law, which is the favorite of this group.
If one day people become more polite to you, it means that your relationship is not in place, or you are alienated.
With a gloomy expression on Du Ping's face, he waved directly at the laughing crowd, "Get out."
Talking is talking, laughing is laughing, but none of these people wants to leave.
They know that it is useless to have too many people to go down from the mountain. Instead, it is easier to pull down directly along the grass.
But when we get here, we don't want to drag it home any longer. We have to find a way to carry it back, or pull it back.
As for the tonnage of Du Jun's daughter-in-law, they are clear, whether it is carried back or sent to the three horses to pull it back, it can't be done by one or two people, or three or four people.
So a group of people gathered around laughing and laughing, started to smoke, and waited for the police behind them to get them out.
Du Jun and his father were nearby, and none of the people who were looking for someone talked to them, but the two of them, father and son, seemed not in a hurry.
But this time, the news that Du Ping had found someone had already spread. Seeing Du Ping coming out, Du Jun had no choice but to step forward, pretending to be concerned, "Brother, have you found my wife?"
Du Ping just lit up the cigarette, took a puff, then glanced at Du Jun lightly, and then said "um" out of nowhere.
"Brother, are you alright?"
Du Ping said without turning his head, "Go up the mountain and see for yourself."
Amount~~~
Du Jun was making fun of himself, seeing the half-smile expressions of the smokers around him, he felt particularly ashamed and flustered.
Although none of these people looked at him, he just felt that the smiles on the corners of their mouths were for him, for his father.
Moreover, this group of people is too much, and no one talks to him, which makes him even more embarrassed.
There was no way, in order to reduce this embarrassment, Du Jun looked back at his father, then turned and walked up the mountain again, but even so, no one spoke.
It's just that everyone was smoking, maintaining the smile just now, and looked at him.
This is when the village head suddenly said, "Lihai, you go back. Du Jun's wife is too heavy. I don't think we can carry it. You go back and bring your three horses, and by the way, take the one next to the door of your sheepfold." Take the door panel together.
The door panel is relatively thick, so it should be able to hold Du Jun's wife. Later, we will use the door panel to carry Du Jun's wife to the road below and pull her back. "
Liang Lihai nodded, turned around and left without saying anything.
And the others started chatting again and again, but this time, the content of their chats was not those yellow accents, but they also said that Du Ping was going to the city, praised him for being a good brother, and that he has come through all hardships; some also said that this year How is your crop harvest, and what will you do next year.
Although these people are very vulgar, opening their mouths is either begging or comparing, but these people know how to measure and know when enough is enough.
Also, some people they don't really like to joke about.
Liu Gong's figure appeared on the hillside, and the policemen's methods were as clever as they could see, they still dragged the man out of the woods.
The only thing they didn't expect was that they put their clothes under Du Jun's wife, that's all.
The next thing is to contribute, which is not difficult for these peasants, and the village chief arranged for them to be sent to Du Jun's house soon.
But this action made several people in the police station frown. Liu Gong took a step forward under the instructor's wink, "Du Jun, your daughter-in-law's ankle is so swollen, and she has been in the mountains for three or four days." Well, why don't you send him to the hospital first.
Go to the hospital for an examination, especially the ankle, if it is broken, don't delay. "
Before Du Jun could speak, Du Jun's mother spoke from behind, "Check what kind of check, look at how vigorously it moves, it's in good health, don't go.
Besides, last year she spent tens of thousands of dollars because of her hanging poisoning, how can she afford to go to the hospital now. "
Hearing such shameless words, and especially disrespectful, Liu Gong felt really uncomfortable.
But this was a family matter, and it wasn't an act of breaking the law. He, the policeman, had no choice but to snort angrily, and then retreated directly.
Du Jun smiled awkwardly, and Tian smiled awkwardly, "Don't worry, let's observe at home first, and if there is really a problem, I will definitely send it to the hospital."
What Liu Gong could say, he couldn't say anything.
And at this time, their mission at the police station is over, so seeing that the instructor was about to step forward to say a few words, Liu Gong stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and after a few people muttered a few words, they closed the team and left.
But at this time, Du Ping and the others didn't want to stay any longer, the rest was their own family's business, and they were doing their utmost to do so, so they also wanted to turn around and leave.
But before they walked out of the yard, Du Jun's mother had already untied Du Jun's daughter-in-law, her face smelled like eating shit, and she whispered something.
As for what to say, Du Ping and the others didn't see or hear them, but they could clearly hear the screams and curses that followed.
When everyone turned around, they saw Du Jun's daughter-in-law had turned over and pushed her mother-in-law under her body. She smiled and greeted the ancestors, and then slapped her with a big mouth, not only slapped, but also scratched.
Everyone looked back to see this scene, but they were all surprised. They didn't know whether they were intentional or really shocked, so they just looked sideways.
In their impression, Du Jun's daughter-in-law didn't have the ability to ride on her mother-in-law's head.Otherwise, he wouldn't have been bullied to this extent by Du Jun's family.
This is unprecedented!
Du Jun also felt that this was an unprecedented thing, but when he realized it, he saw that his mother had started to roll his eyes, and he realized that this girl's body of two hundred catties was on his mother's body.
Du Jun immediately ran over, trying to pull his wife off the old woman, but he underestimated the power of two hundred catties, and overestimated his own strength, so he pulled it two or three times, but he didn't pull it.
At this time, Du Ping and others also found that something was wrong with Du Jun's mother, and hurried forward to help Du Jun.
Because when she was first suppressed, she scolded her daughter-in-law back and forth, but in just a dozen seconds, it didn't matter if she couldn't hear the sound, and she couldn't even lift her arm.
The people were pulled away by them, but Du Jun's daughter-in-law suddenly changed her target and started spitting while laughing, which forced Du Ping and others to back away.
Du Jun also endured it for a long time, and immediately shook his mouth with a big mouth, and then saw his daughter-in-law became stunned, but this calmness did not last for a few seconds, and she immediately became crying again.
Crying and shouting, "I want to drink water, I want to drink water." At the same time, like a child, she twisted her bloated body, making people feel chills.
Du Jun's father had already helped Du Jun's mother up. Although his face was a bit ugly, his breathing was finally even.
Although Du Ping and Du Jun have the same surname, he had thorns in his heart and didn't want to move forward, so the village chief stood up and said, "Du Jun, your daughter-in-law doesn't look right, why don't we send her to you?" Hospital?"
Du Jun hesitated for a moment. At the same time, he glanced at the wife who was still wriggling in disgust, and said to the village chief, "Wait, I'll watch later, I'll get some water for you to drink first."
After Du Jun finished speaking, he went directly to the kitchen, took a spoonful of water and poured it down for his wife. As for the hair and blood on his wife's mouth, he didn't care at all.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law stopped crying immediately after drinking the water, and just gulped down the water.But the scene that followed made everyone in the yard dumbfounded, and at the same time they didn't dare to leave.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law, who drank heavily, began to sweat crazily on her forehead, neck, and body, as if the water entered her mouth and immediately burst out of her blood vessels.
It was just a few breaths, and when she drank the ladleful of water, she seemed to be fished out of the water herself.And everyone could see clearly that big beads of sweat were still coming out of her body, and she didn't stop sweating for a moment.
Du Ping and the village chief stood together, and the two couldn't help but looked at each other at this moment, and a thought arose in their hearts at the same time - they couldn't leave, if they left, this woman would probably be killed by this family directly.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law, who had finished drinking the water, started laughing again. Even though she was placed on the table like this, sitting on the ground, she was still smiling, very happy and very happy. . .Infiltrate.
"Is this crazy?"
"I don't see it, I think it's not clean to recruit."
"I also think it's possible. The half of the weasel's body was probably eaten by her."
"Nonsense, you can tell by the hair and blood on her mouth that she ate it."
"The weasel is a fairy."
"It should be that the recruitment is not clean."
The voices of these people were confiscated, and Du Jun's family could hear them clearly. After knowing that the woman ate weasel raw, and looking at Du Jun's wife's eyes, the disgust increased a little.
Du Ping was more or less influenced by Du Heng, so when everyone said that he recruited something unclean, he didn't believe it.
Looking at the woman who was sweating profusely, Du Ping still couldn't help but stand up and said, "Du Jun, should you send me to the hospital?"
But at this time, Du Jun was already shameless, and he simply rejected Du Ping's proposal, "Brother, no need, this is just a dirty recruit, I'll call Banxian'er.
Banxian'er can see a doctor and is a Mr. Yin and Yang, so it's fine for him to come. "
Seeing that Du Jun was so determined, Du Ping knew that it was impossible for Du Jun to persuade him to come back, so he said, "Then let's help carry your daughter-in-law to the kang. It's not good to just sit on the table like this."
Just as Du Jun was about to speak, Du Jun's mother gasped and said, "Don't carry it in, your body is so dirty, it's either feces or urine, and it's bloodshot, it's so dirty, the sheets I just put on are dirty and I have to wash them .
Besides, when Banxian'er came, he would have to burn paper to set up a case, and if he went inside, it would be a mess.
Just go outside and wait, and then carry it in when you're done. "
As he spoke, he touched his face with a gloomy face, and when he found that his face was already swollen, the gloom in his eyes was about to turn into water and flow out.
Touching her face lightly again, Du Jun's mother looked at Du Jun gloomyly and said, "What are you looking at, wait for me to clean up.
Hurry up and call the one in the room out, and ask her to wash and tidy up her sister.It's really shameless to stand like a Buddha. "
Only then did Du Ping and the others remember that there was another sister-in-law sent here in Du Jun's family.
And this family is shameless now, Du Jun's mother asked to call the sister-in-law, Du Jun really went to call, and the legendary sister-in-law really came out, and then in front of everyone, Started changing her sister's clothes.
Hey!
Du Ping and the others were convinced, and could only turn around and go out one by one.
At the door, the village chief took out cigarettes for everyone to disperse, and then asked Du Ping, "Aren't you going to leave?"
Du Ping's hand to light a cigarette hesitated for a moment, "This family is so worthless, it's uncomfortable not to leave. But if you leave, I'm afraid that this woman will be killed by them before Banxian'er comes."
The village head lit a cigarette and took a sharp puff, "I think so too, this family doesn't want any face at all now."
"Then wait."
And this time, when it was getting dark, the half fairy in everyone's mouth was long overdue.
Banxian'er is also from Dujiagou. He can see doctors and Fengshui. As long as he talks about superstition, he will come to this Banxian'er.
It's just that as Du Fei started to practice medicine in Dujiagou, Banxian'er's income from seeing a doctor has decreased a lot, but his income from subduing demons has not decreased at all, and as he gets older, his business Getting better and better.
At this time, when he arrived at Du Jun's house, he also looked like a master of Taoism.
First, he pinched Du Jun's wife's ankle like that, and told Du Jun that it was just a sprain but not a bone, so don't worry.
But after seeing the crazy situation, he slowly frowned, and then put on the magic robe, took out the compass and the yellow talisman.
After a bit of operation that everyone couldn't understand, he said in a cold voice, "There is evil spirit in the south, and it is a big murderer. It is bloody. This is something that has provoked uncleanness."
Then he took a compass and walked around Du Jun's wife, counting and counting with his fingers, and suddenly said, "It's not bloody, but your daughter-in-law saw blood. This is too much resentment." .”
Banxian'er withdrew her magical powers, looked at Du Jun in disbelief and asked, "What is your wife doing, why is there such a big resentment? This is to keep your family alive."
Du Jun's face turned pale immediately, and he told the whole story, which made Banxian'er frown.When Du Jun asked about the solution, Ban Xian'er kept his head down and didn't speak, but he stopped his hands and began to calculate non-stop.
As for what he was doing, I don't know, but everyone's hearts were raised, and they were too nervous to speak.
After a long time, Banxian said, "Now go find a sieve, three pieces of red paper, and catch a big rooster, the longer you live, the better.
There are also three bowls of rice, ten sticks of incense, five pieces of yellow paper, and an ink brush.
But there is one thing I want to make clear, the thing your daughter-in-law provoked is too much resentment, I can't guarantee whether it will be successful, but I will try my best to protect your family members from harm.
If you are willing to let me do things, then make preparations, if you don't believe me, then find another master. "
Du Jun visibly panicked. He still wanted to find his master again, so he agreed without saying a word, and then went to prepare quickly.
And the people standing in the yard watching the excitement suddenly felt a chill in the back of their heads, and they all shivered.
In addition, they hadn't eaten all day, and they were all hungry, so they excused that it was inconvenient when they did things, and they all left one by one.Even the village head, who was afraid of Du Jun's wife being killed at the beginning, slipped away with everyone laughing.
Du Ping saw the situation, sighed lightly, and walked out of the yard.
He didn't believe a single word that Ban Xian'er said.
Everyone is separated by a ditch, and there is a long way to go. If the village farts on this side, the village next door can hear it. He doesn't believe that such an explosive thing happened today, Banxian'er can't know.
Now that he knew, what he said was pure fart.
But Du Jun believed it, his family believed it, even the people in the village believed it, so what could he do by himself?
However, Du Ping's house and Du Jun's house went up and down the doorstep, and when they stood at the door of their own house, they could still see the courtyard of Du Jun's house.
So Du Ping went home, took some food casually, stood on the porch and looked down, wanting to see how this half-fairy would do things for Du Jun's family.
Ringing the bell, burning yellow paper, circling around Du Jun's wife who was still outside the house, chanting words while circling.If the time is longer, some rice will be sprinkled, and the sieve wrapped in red paper will be thrown to the ground a few times.
Then the four corners of the courtyard, the same standard again.
Finally, on the head of Du Jun's daughter-in-law who was crying and laughing loudly, she began to pour cold water and the blood of the big rooster down.
Du Jun's daughter-in-law refused to drink, so Du Jun and his sister-in-law forced him to drink.
Du Ping felt uncomfortable, and went back to the house directly.
Sitting in the room, he felt uncomfortable all over. Thinking of Du Jun's daughter-in-law who had been plucked by him, Du Ping finally couldn't bear it and called Du Heng.
"Xiaoheng, Du Jun's wife has been found."
Du Heng, who was eating, chuckled, "It's a good thing to find it, so will you be able to come down tomorrow?"
Du Ping sighed, and recounted what happened today, "Why don't you come and take a look, we don't have anything to say, Du Jun won't listen, I'm afraid that if this torment continues, his wife will be tormented to death by them .”
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