rebirth of change

When Chen Kangjie returned to the dormitory, Tan Jian was actually there, and he was having a heated chat with Chen Jundong and the three of them.

Seeing Chen Kangjie, Tan Jianjiang stopped half of what he was saying, jumped up from the stool, and grabbed Chen Kangjie's arm, "Damn, where did you go? Why did you go to the toilet for hours? I thought you were kidnapped by a vixen."

For Tan Jian's "concern", Chen Kangjie had long thought of an excuse, "Hey, don't mention it, I'm really unlucky today."

The words of Chen Kangjie's sigh immediately attracted the four people, and they all asked what happened?When they got together just now, they wondered why they hadn't seen Chen Kangjie. They asked each other and heard Tan Jian say that he went to the toilet and never came back. Everyone didn't believe it.Now that I got the confirmation from Chen Kangjie, I believe it, but why he went to the toilet for several hours has naturally become the focus of everyone's attention.

"This... I don't need to talk about this? Anyway, it's just bad luck!" Chen Kangjie sat down beside his bed, hesitating to get him and said.

The more Chen Kangjie was like this, the more interested they were. Everyone saw the "unspeakable secret" from Chen Kangjie's face, how could they let him go so easily, and took turns to "extort a confession" from him.

The reason why Chen Kangjie acted in such a short scene was to increase the credibility of his fabricated reasons. Only when everyone believed him could he be completely removed from suspicion.

"Okay, okay, let me say, let me say, look at all of you gloating, I have an uncomfortable stomach, and after going to the toilet, I found that I... forgot to bring paper, is this okay?" Generally speaking.

"Hahahaha, haha".

"Ha ha ha ha ha".

"Hey hey hey, hey".

"Hee hee hee hee, hee", Chen Kangjie's bloody and ridiculous excuse immediately made him laugh, not to mention how happy he was, anyway, he felt happier than they found the money by themselves.

After laughing for a long time, he braked, "Hehe, you're so happy, you forgot to bring toilet paper? This kind of thing will happen to you too, so how did you get out in the end? Did you grab it with your hands?" Ge Zi Hao wiped his tears from laughing, and asked with a smile.

"Are you still laughing? I am so miserable, do you have any sympathy? They are the best group of bad friends." Chen Kangjie pretended to be unhappy, and did not answer Ge Zihao's question.

"Brother, it's not that we want to laugh at you, but that you are really too funny, hehe, tell me, how did you get out later? Big man, you are afraid of a ball, tell me, tell me." Tan Jian smiled and patted Chen Kangjie on the shoulder and said.

Chen Kangjie pointed to a few of them, looking very "helpless", "Damn it, everyone's attention was on the stage at that time, I hoped that someone would come in to help, who knows, there was a ghost shadow for a long time I didn’t see any of them, and it’s impossible for me to come out smelling like this, let alone scrape the corner of the wall or grab it with my hands, so I had to wait until the show was over and someone came, so I had the cheek to ask for some toilet paper, and finally Get out of the toilet." Chen Kangjie really deserves to be a person in the show business circle, he is worthy of being a great director, when he acted, it was really lifelike, not only the tone was depressed, lively, but also coordinated with tangled and embarrassing movements, anyone who watched it would be surprised Not a shred of doubt arises.

"Hahahaha", Chen Kangjie's explanation not only did not make the four guys feel sympathetic, but also caused a burst of laughter.

"You can do it, you can do it", Chen Wenjie gave Chen Kangjie a thumbs up, "You can stay in the toilet for so long, you are pretty good. If it were me, I would rather take off my clothes and wipe my ass than stay in it honestly .”

"That's because you are rich." Chen Kangjie muttered.

"Why do I have money? If I don't have money, I would do that. To see Long's wonderful performance in person, a piece of clothing is nothing. At worst, it's just a ticket for a concert. Your shirt can Exchange for a ticket for a long concert? You can’t beat it to death, it’s worth 100 yuan.” Chen Kangjie is very good at settling accounts, he walked up and down in front of Chen Kangjie, and finally tugged at the hem of his shirt in contempt Said.

"It makes sense, it makes sense." Chen Jundong and Chen Wenjie stood on the same line of understanding.

"I'll do that too. By the way, it's been a long time since the show, so why are you coming back now? It's past eleven o'clock." Tan Jian looked at his watch and asked suspiciously.

"Damn, I've worked so hard for so long, can I not use up my energy? The show ended, there were a lot of people, and I didn't find you, so I went outside to eat a bowl of fried noodles by myself. There are many people eating late at night." Said After finishing, Chen Kangjie kicked off his shoes, turned around and fell on the bed by himself.

"Eating alone, no wonder you can encounter such a good thing, haha." Tan Jian joked.

"It's just a bowl of fried noodles. Why, it's so late, why don't you go back to the dormitory?"

"My bed was requisitioned by my roommate. I came to you tonight to squeeze in a squeeze. A few students from the university town campus live in our dormitory." Tan Jian pushed Chen Kangjie in, wanting to sit on his bed on the edge of the bed.

"Oh, yours has been requisitioned, so you come to requisition my bed? You, go and squeeze the mouse, I am big, how can such a small bed sleep the two of us, go to him Well, he's small." After rebirth, Chen Kangjie seldom slept with anyone, and he was still a man, which made him feel very awkward, so he put his hand on Tan Jian's waist and said.

"No, I'm used to sleeping alone. I still like to kick my legs. I can't sleep with two people." Seeing that Chen Kangjie wanted to push Tan Jian to sleep with him, Ge Zihao immediately turned around and hurried to occupy his own bed.

"Me too, ah, I'm so tired, go to sleep." Chen Wenjie stretched his waist in a sneaky way, and quickly stepped back, and went to bed without saying a word.

"Chen Wen, don't look at me. I can't help you. Tan Jian is here to find you. How can you treat guests like you? It seems too disrespectful." After finishing speaking, Chen Jundong retreated to his bed , I am afraid that there will be one more "friend" at night.

"You three villains, if you don't draw your sword to help, you still add trouble to the situation, I can see you clearly." Chen Kangjie was furious when he saw the three flashes so fast.

"Hehe, buddy, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's that I can't help you, we are not good at it, you two say yes?" Chen Wenjie gloated and quickly closed the bed curtain, as if he was afraid that Chen Kangjie would pounce on him .

"Yes, yes," Ge Zihao and Chen Jundong agreed in unison.

"You won't let me sleep on the floor, will you? It's autumn now." Tan Jian stood pitifully in front of Chen Kangjie.

Chen Kangjie really didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he had no choice but to do nothing with these men. He got up from the bed and sighed, "Forget me, you sleep inside, I sleep outside, try to sleep against the wall."

"I knew you meant enough." Tan Jian smiled contentedly, and then pointed at the other three people cooperatively, "It's much better than those three sluts, all of whom are ungrateful for profit and have no sense of fellowship."

"Don't wear a high hat, go take a shower quickly, don't expect to go to bed without taking a bath."

"I didn't bring anything, how do you want me to take a shower?" Tan Jian spread his hands

"Use mine, what else can I do? Hurry up, towels, shampoo, and soap are all inside." Chen Kangjie was a good man, sent someone to the west, and pushed Tan Jian into the bathroom.

When Tan Jian went into the bathroom, the three guys showed up again.

"Hey, Chen Wen, you are blessed tonight." Chen Wenjie pulled back the bed curtain, smiled ambiguously, and said disgustedly.

"Say it again, and I'll rape you first and then kill you." Chen Kangjie took two steps forward viciously and said, Chen Wenjie was so frightened that he quickly hid, while Ge Zihao and Chen Jundong snickered beside him.

Chen Kangjie tossed his hair, went back to his bed and sat down, "I said, your friends took the tickets I gave and watched the performances they like, so why don't you say thank you to me? Don't you want me to mean something? "

Chen Kangjie wanted to set up some information to see whose friends didn't come tonight.It's just that he can't ask directly, so he beat around the bush like this.

"We already thanked you when we got the tickets, why are you so stingy, what does that mean, the three of us together are enough, rat, don't you think so?" Chen Kangjie and the others would definitely say that they just met A friend contacted him, what's the matter, who knew that Chen Wenjie didn't follow Chen Kangjie's way of thinking at all.According to common sense, after the performance, they will definitely contact and communicate with their friends, which is human nature.

"Chen Wen, you're not such a stingy person. Besides, what's the relationship between us? There's no need for those polite gestures, it seems empty." Ge Zihao rolled over and sat cross-legged on the bed.

"What's the relationship? What's the relationship between me and you? Just based on your lack of loyalty just now, you and I are just in an ordinary relationship. Thanks to me, I even begged your grandpa to sue for tickets." Ge Zihao Chen Kangjie's "brazenness" made Chen Kangjie angry again, and he sprayed fiercely at him.

"Hehe, it's rare to see you being so serious! They even contacted their friends just now, and their friends are very grateful to you, and they are full of praise. They will go back early tomorrow morning, so how can they have time to be mean to you?" .” Chen Jundong said to help with a smile.

"Then you haven't contacted your friend?" Chen Kangjie blurted out to Chen Jundong.

"I got in touch, I got in touch with one, and I'm grateful to you, but I didn't get in touch with the other one."

As soon as Chen Jundong said that there was a friend who could not be contacted, he immediately paid more attention, turned around in his mind, and pretended to ask unintentionally, "Your two friends live together? Don't they live together?"

"No, one is my high school classmate and the other is a junior high school classmate. They don't know each other. They didn't live together when they went to Zhucheng. One lives in his relative's house and the other lives in a hotel." Chen Jundong didn't think Chen Kangjie asked this. What's wrong, the bamboo tube replied with beans pouring.