rebirth of change
Chapter 1254
"Why don't you talk? I'm waiting for you to come and treat me to dinner." Tuo Peixi didn't hear any response on the phone, and reminded loudly of dissatisfaction.
"Aren't they by your side?" Chen Kangjie asked reflexively.
"Nonsense, they are next to me, can I talk to you like this?" Tuo Peixi said coquettishly, "They are admiring chrysanthemums over there, I called from the phone booth by the side of the road."
Chen Kangjie didn't care about Tuo Peixi's scolding towards him, "That's good, it's like this, you know my situation, I'll come here now, but I need to do some makeup, change my face, you understand? Otherwise, everyone will be uncomfortable and uncomfortable."
"Okay, understand, understand, you are not human, so you can't see people." Tuo Peixi sarcastically said.
"What do you mean by not being human? What do you mean by being shameless? Do you ever say that?" Chen Kangjie pretended to be angry.
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, are you an ordinary person, you are not allowed to meet people casually."
Tuo Peixi said it was a slip of the tongue, but was it really a slip of the tongue?It was obvious that this girl was deliberately playing with Chen Kangjie. Through the phone, Chen Kangjie could hear the "hee hee" laughter on the other end.Knowing that he was being pranked and made fun of, Chen Kangjie couldn't do anything, he had to bear it by himself.
"If I convince you, then it's settled. I'll be there in a while, and you guys will wait for me in the square." After finishing speaking, Chen Kangjie hung up the phone.
Chen Kangjie had his own room in He Baoguo. Anyway, their house was big and there were few people. In addition, Chen Kangjie came here often, so they got a bedroom.Chen Kangjie went back to his room to change clothes and go out, when he took off his shirt, the phone rang again.
Looking at the number, Chen Kangjie knew that it was Tuo Peixi calling, and it was the same phone number as just now.
"What's the matter? Are there any new instructions?" Chen Kangjie answered the phone and asked.
"I dare not take instructions, but you were too anxious to hang up the phone just now. We missed a very important detail. I have to figure it out first."
"What details?" Chen Kangjie asked slowly.
"Don't you want to put on makeup? Don't you want to change your appearance? Then you have to tell me what you want to look like, otherwise I don't know you when you come in front of me. Isn't it a joke?" Then Tuo Peixi He also muttered and complained, "Who told you to say that you are my cousin?"
"Hehe, I'm wrong." Chen Kangjie smiled. It wasn't Chen Kangjie who took the initiative to say that he was Tuo Peixi's cousin at the beginning, but just passively admitted it perfunctorily, but he didn't expect to take it seriously, "Well, for the sake of foil You guys, I will be wearing a black suit in a while...a jacket...it will be a little earthy, and my skin will be darker, so you can easily recognize me."
"Cut, is this easy to recognize? There are many people wearing black in autumn, all to complement us? Looking at the street, how many men are not ugly? What does this have to do with us? Besides, I also Don't you think your skin is so white? In a word, what you said is equivalent to not saying anything." Tuo Peixi pushed forward.
Thinking of releasing her pigeons and making her cry in Hualinxi, Chen Kangjie couldn't laugh or cry when she heard the girl vent, "Then what do you mean?"
"I mean it's not eye-catching enough, you have to let me see you at a glance, otherwise, how can there be a cousin who doesn't know her cousin?" Tuo Peixi said the last sentence softly, and she felt His face turned red.
"How can it be considered eye-catching? What do you think?" Chen Kangjie asked rhetorically with the suffix of the subject.
"Well... I didn't think about it..." Tuo Peixi hesitated, hesitating, and suddenly became startled, "Oh, I remembered, you might as well put a flower in your ear when you come, so Just make sure you can’t go wrong, you can recognize it at a glance, and it couldn’t be more eye-catching.”
Chen Kangjie thought to himself, this girl is obviously playing tricks on him.
"You want me to be like Ruhua, right?"
"Ruhua? Who is Ruhua?"
"It's just an ugly person with a flower stuck in his ear. If you can figure it out, people will take me for a nympho when walking on the street."
Tuo Peixi smiled, "Then you won't be caught again at People's Square?"
"I believe that there are more people in People's Square today, kid, you really have a lot of bad intentions." Chen Kangjie said eccentrically.
"A man like you is afraid of these things? Isn't it for the convenience of being able to recognize each other? A big man is petty in doing things." Tuo Peixi teased.
"Cut, this has nothing to do with grandeur and boldness. Aren't those people who run naked on the street the most bold and bold? There is a problem with logic. You can find another way."
"No, that's what I want to do, you have to put a flower in your ear." It's rare for Tuo Peixi to act coquettishly, "Stop talking, I don't have much time to chat with you, they are coming towards me. "
Chen Kangjie made some excuses, and gritted his teeth, "Okay, you are cruel, I agree, but I also have a condition."
"Any conditions are fine, hurry up." Tuo Peixi urged.
"I just found out that I offended you in the future, so don't get angry." Chen Kangjie was paving the way for Hualinxi's incident and getting a vaccination so that the girl would not know the truth and rush to fight with him or something.
"All right, all right, why are you so wordy." Tuo Peixi seemed anxious, maybe she didn't hear Chen Kangjie's conditions clearly, so she agreed directly.
"Then it's a deal, and you're not allowed to go back on your word, just say what you say..." Chen Kangjie added two more hammers as if it was a certainty.
"It's hard to chase a four-horse, it's hard to chase a four-horse, well, I'm dead, they're here..."
Then Chen Kangjie heard the busy tone of "beep, beep, beep".
Chen Kangjie shook his head, smiled and looked at himself in the wardrobe mirror, it seemed that his image was going to be ruined this time, Ruhua?flowery?Hahaha, Chen Kangjie himself laughed again. "Fortunately, no one knew that it was me, otherwise I would be ashamed." Chen Kangjie said to himself and laughed at himself.
In order to make himself look old-fashioned, Chen Kangjie put on a pair of black trousers, pulled out a jacket and put it on. Looking in the mirror, he felt that it was not very old-fashioned.Although his clothes have been treated in a generalized and simplified manner, they are still custom-made and carefully crafted. He still looks energetic when he wears them, especially the zipper design on the cuffs, which clearly has a French business style.
In order to satisfy Tuo Peixi, Chen Kangjie himself vetoed himself.Just when he was worrying about wearing a jacket, he had an idea and thought that He Baoguo often went to inspect and always wear jackets, and the colors and styles belonged to that old-fashioned style.He thought the zipper of his clothes was broken, so he asked Zhao Yuexiang for a jacket from He Baoguo.
With He Baoguo's coat on his body, he couldn't think of anything else.This is not to say that He Baoguo's clothes are poor. As a deputy governor, it is impossible to really wear street stalls that cost 30 yuan.The main reason is that his clothes are a little too small for Chen Kangjie. As long as he straightens his hands, his wrists will be exposed, not to mention his waist. Fat, the zipper can be pulled up.
Regardless of Zhao Yuexiang's objection, Chen Kangjie left the house in no time.His disguise was completed in the car. This time, he used a little more potion than usual, which made his face thinner and his skin tone darker. It was not at all like his usual appearance.
When the car passed a flower shop, Chen Kangjie asked Qian Degui to stop the car.
"Brother Hui, go, buy me a flower." Chen Kangjie asked Pang Hui on the co-pilot.
"Okay", Pang Hui was very straightforward. After opening the car door, he turned his head and asked, "Jie Shao, is it a white rose, a red rose, or a blue rose?"
"Who said you want to buy roses?"
"Then why don't you buy roses? Isn't this funny girl all giving roses? Jie Shao, you are too stingy, and you only gave one, tsk tsk..." Pang Hui talked a lot and asked questions frequently Not on point.
"Shut your crow's mouth, who said you bought it to tease girls? If you don't know, don't guess, you can do anything else except roses." Chen Kangjie scolded with a frown.
"Okay, okay, forget me." Pang Hui stepped back while waving his hands.
Pang Hui came out one minute after entering the flower shop, holding a yellow chrysanthemum in his hand.
"Pang Hui, why did you buy this flower? Don't you know what this flower is used for?" Seeing the yellow chrysanthemum in Pang Hui's hand, Xiong Ziqiang was the first to become sensitive.
Under normal circumstances, ** will only be used when going to the cemetery to pay homage to the ancestors or to enshrine the dead.Obviously, Chen Kangjie is not going to visit the tomb today, nor is he going to offer incense. It is quite inappropriate to buy this flower.
"How can you blame me? Master Jie said that as long as it's not a rose, it's fine." Pang Hui argued aggrievedly as he got into the car, "These flowers are cheap, you can buy one for one dollar."
"Okay, okay, let's do it, it's nothing." Chen Kangjie looked at his watch and felt that a lot of time had passed, so he didn't plan to let him buy it again. "Ah Gui, drive and park at the underground of People's Square. field."
It's not far from He Baoguo to People's Square. They are all in the urban area, and they will arrive soon. Vehicles drive directly into the underground parking lot.
Chen Kangjie got off the car and ran for the exit, while Xiong Ziqiang and the others followed not far away.As soon as he came out of the exit, Chen Kangjie pinched off the stem of the yellow chrysanthemum, leaving only a small section. To Xiong Ziqiang's surprise, Chen Kangjie actually clamped the flower on his ear.
Several people didn't understand why Chen Kangjie was so independent, but they couldn't help it, and none of them could hold back, and laughed.
Hearing the laughter, Chen Kangjie also knew that he was laughing at himself with his big toe, and pretended to be angry and stared back. Several people were also startled, and closed their mouths that couldn't contain the smile.
"Hey, young man, wait, wait." Just as Chen Kangjie was looking around under the attention of several people, a person behind him stopped him loudly.
Chen Kangjie turned his head and saw a sanitation worker in yellow overalls, "Uncle, are you calling me?"
"Isn't it you or who? How can you steal flowers? The flowers on the square are for the public to appreciate, and picking flowers indiscriminately is immoral, don't you understand?"
"Aren't they by your side?" Chen Kangjie asked reflexively.
"Nonsense, they are next to me, can I talk to you like this?" Tuo Peixi said coquettishly, "They are admiring chrysanthemums over there, I called from the phone booth by the side of the road."
Chen Kangjie didn't care about Tuo Peixi's scolding towards him, "That's good, it's like this, you know my situation, I'll come here now, but I need to do some makeup, change my face, you understand? Otherwise, everyone will be uncomfortable and uncomfortable."
"Okay, understand, understand, you are not human, so you can't see people." Tuo Peixi sarcastically said.
"What do you mean by not being human? What do you mean by being shameless? Do you ever say that?" Chen Kangjie pretended to be angry.
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, are you an ordinary person, you are not allowed to meet people casually."
Tuo Peixi said it was a slip of the tongue, but was it really a slip of the tongue?It was obvious that this girl was deliberately playing with Chen Kangjie. Through the phone, Chen Kangjie could hear the "hee hee" laughter on the other end.Knowing that he was being pranked and made fun of, Chen Kangjie couldn't do anything, he had to bear it by himself.
"If I convince you, then it's settled. I'll be there in a while, and you guys will wait for me in the square." After finishing speaking, Chen Kangjie hung up the phone.
Chen Kangjie had his own room in He Baoguo. Anyway, their house was big and there were few people. In addition, Chen Kangjie came here often, so they got a bedroom.Chen Kangjie went back to his room to change clothes and go out, when he took off his shirt, the phone rang again.
Looking at the number, Chen Kangjie knew that it was Tuo Peixi calling, and it was the same phone number as just now.
"What's the matter? Are there any new instructions?" Chen Kangjie answered the phone and asked.
"I dare not take instructions, but you were too anxious to hang up the phone just now. We missed a very important detail. I have to figure it out first."
"What details?" Chen Kangjie asked slowly.
"Don't you want to put on makeup? Don't you want to change your appearance? Then you have to tell me what you want to look like, otherwise I don't know you when you come in front of me. Isn't it a joke?" Then Tuo Peixi He also muttered and complained, "Who told you to say that you are my cousin?"
"Hehe, I'm wrong." Chen Kangjie smiled. It wasn't Chen Kangjie who took the initiative to say that he was Tuo Peixi's cousin at the beginning, but just passively admitted it perfunctorily, but he didn't expect to take it seriously, "Well, for the sake of foil You guys, I will be wearing a black suit in a while...a jacket...it will be a little earthy, and my skin will be darker, so you can easily recognize me."
"Cut, is this easy to recognize? There are many people wearing black in autumn, all to complement us? Looking at the street, how many men are not ugly? What does this have to do with us? Besides, I also Don't you think your skin is so white? In a word, what you said is equivalent to not saying anything." Tuo Peixi pushed forward.
Thinking of releasing her pigeons and making her cry in Hualinxi, Chen Kangjie couldn't laugh or cry when she heard the girl vent, "Then what do you mean?"
"I mean it's not eye-catching enough, you have to let me see you at a glance, otherwise, how can there be a cousin who doesn't know her cousin?" Tuo Peixi said the last sentence softly, and she felt His face turned red.
"How can it be considered eye-catching? What do you think?" Chen Kangjie asked rhetorically with the suffix of the subject.
"Well... I didn't think about it..." Tuo Peixi hesitated, hesitating, and suddenly became startled, "Oh, I remembered, you might as well put a flower in your ear when you come, so Just make sure you can’t go wrong, you can recognize it at a glance, and it couldn’t be more eye-catching.”
Chen Kangjie thought to himself, this girl is obviously playing tricks on him.
"You want me to be like Ruhua, right?"
"Ruhua? Who is Ruhua?"
"It's just an ugly person with a flower stuck in his ear. If you can figure it out, people will take me for a nympho when walking on the street."
Tuo Peixi smiled, "Then you won't be caught again at People's Square?"
"I believe that there are more people in People's Square today, kid, you really have a lot of bad intentions." Chen Kangjie said eccentrically.
"A man like you is afraid of these things? Isn't it for the convenience of being able to recognize each other? A big man is petty in doing things." Tuo Peixi teased.
"Cut, this has nothing to do with grandeur and boldness. Aren't those people who run naked on the street the most bold and bold? There is a problem with logic. You can find another way."
"No, that's what I want to do, you have to put a flower in your ear." It's rare for Tuo Peixi to act coquettishly, "Stop talking, I don't have much time to chat with you, they are coming towards me. "
Chen Kangjie made some excuses, and gritted his teeth, "Okay, you are cruel, I agree, but I also have a condition."
"Any conditions are fine, hurry up." Tuo Peixi urged.
"I just found out that I offended you in the future, so don't get angry." Chen Kangjie was paving the way for Hualinxi's incident and getting a vaccination so that the girl would not know the truth and rush to fight with him or something.
"All right, all right, why are you so wordy." Tuo Peixi seemed anxious, maybe she didn't hear Chen Kangjie's conditions clearly, so she agreed directly.
"Then it's a deal, and you're not allowed to go back on your word, just say what you say..." Chen Kangjie added two more hammers as if it was a certainty.
"It's hard to chase a four-horse, it's hard to chase a four-horse, well, I'm dead, they're here..."
Then Chen Kangjie heard the busy tone of "beep, beep, beep".
Chen Kangjie shook his head, smiled and looked at himself in the wardrobe mirror, it seemed that his image was going to be ruined this time, Ruhua?flowery?Hahaha, Chen Kangjie himself laughed again. "Fortunately, no one knew that it was me, otherwise I would be ashamed." Chen Kangjie said to himself and laughed at himself.
In order to make himself look old-fashioned, Chen Kangjie put on a pair of black trousers, pulled out a jacket and put it on. Looking in the mirror, he felt that it was not very old-fashioned.Although his clothes have been treated in a generalized and simplified manner, they are still custom-made and carefully crafted. He still looks energetic when he wears them, especially the zipper design on the cuffs, which clearly has a French business style.
In order to satisfy Tuo Peixi, Chen Kangjie himself vetoed himself.Just when he was worrying about wearing a jacket, he had an idea and thought that He Baoguo often went to inspect and always wear jackets, and the colors and styles belonged to that old-fashioned style.He thought the zipper of his clothes was broken, so he asked Zhao Yuexiang for a jacket from He Baoguo.
With He Baoguo's coat on his body, he couldn't think of anything else.This is not to say that He Baoguo's clothes are poor. As a deputy governor, it is impossible to really wear street stalls that cost 30 yuan.The main reason is that his clothes are a little too small for Chen Kangjie. As long as he straightens his hands, his wrists will be exposed, not to mention his waist. Fat, the zipper can be pulled up.
Regardless of Zhao Yuexiang's objection, Chen Kangjie left the house in no time.His disguise was completed in the car. This time, he used a little more potion than usual, which made his face thinner and his skin tone darker. It was not at all like his usual appearance.
When the car passed a flower shop, Chen Kangjie asked Qian Degui to stop the car.
"Brother Hui, go, buy me a flower." Chen Kangjie asked Pang Hui on the co-pilot.
"Okay", Pang Hui was very straightforward. After opening the car door, he turned his head and asked, "Jie Shao, is it a white rose, a red rose, or a blue rose?"
"Who said you want to buy roses?"
"Then why don't you buy roses? Isn't this funny girl all giving roses? Jie Shao, you are too stingy, and you only gave one, tsk tsk..." Pang Hui talked a lot and asked questions frequently Not on point.
"Shut your crow's mouth, who said you bought it to tease girls? If you don't know, don't guess, you can do anything else except roses." Chen Kangjie scolded with a frown.
"Okay, okay, forget me." Pang Hui stepped back while waving his hands.
Pang Hui came out one minute after entering the flower shop, holding a yellow chrysanthemum in his hand.
"Pang Hui, why did you buy this flower? Don't you know what this flower is used for?" Seeing the yellow chrysanthemum in Pang Hui's hand, Xiong Ziqiang was the first to become sensitive.
Under normal circumstances, ** will only be used when going to the cemetery to pay homage to the ancestors or to enshrine the dead.Obviously, Chen Kangjie is not going to visit the tomb today, nor is he going to offer incense. It is quite inappropriate to buy this flower.
"How can you blame me? Master Jie said that as long as it's not a rose, it's fine." Pang Hui argued aggrievedly as he got into the car, "These flowers are cheap, you can buy one for one dollar."
"Okay, okay, let's do it, it's nothing." Chen Kangjie looked at his watch and felt that a lot of time had passed, so he didn't plan to let him buy it again. "Ah Gui, drive and park at the underground of People's Square. field."
It's not far from He Baoguo to People's Square. They are all in the urban area, and they will arrive soon. Vehicles drive directly into the underground parking lot.
Chen Kangjie got off the car and ran for the exit, while Xiong Ziqiang and the others followed not far away.As soon as he came out of the exit, Chen Kangjie pinched off the stem of the yellow chrysanthemum, leaving only a small section. To Xiong Ziqiang's surprise, Chen Kangjie actually clamped the flower on his ear.
Several people didn't understand why Chen Kangjie was so independent, but they couldn't help it, and none of them could hold back, and laughed.
Hearing the laughter, Chen Kangjie also knew that he was laughing at himself with his big toe, and pretended to be angry and stared back. Several people were also startled, and closed their mouths that couldn't contain the smile.
"Hey, young man, wait, wait." Just as Chen Kangjie was looking around under the attention of several people, a person behind him stopped him loudly.
Chen Kangjie turned his head and saw a sanitation worker in yellow overalls, "Uncle, are you calling me?"
"Isn't it you or who? How can you steal flowers? The flowers on the square are for the public to appreciate, and picking flowers indiscriminately is immoral, don't you understand?"
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