rebirth of change
Chapter 270 Ransom and Nutrition Fee
Chapter 270 Ransom and Nutrition Fee
"Should I call you 'Fuck' Mr. Japan or should I call you Mr. Suga?" asked the man behind the silk curtain in a hoarse voice.
"Whatever you want is fine, I like both names." Chen Kangjie put his hands in his trouser pockets, looking very relaxed, "But is that how you entertain guests? You don't even have a seat."
What Chen Kangjie said later was very rude, I came to give you a gift, and you are sitting cross-legged on the mat in the distance, so why not just let your buddy stand?
"Zheng Taishi, go and get them two stools." Although the voice of the person behind the curtain was still hoarse, it became much more dignified.
"Master J, I obey." After Hideo Murakami replied respectfully, he turned and left.
After more than a minute, Murakami Hideo brought two small horses, and Chen Kangjie wanted to scold someone. What I want is a chair, even a stool. Could it be that I can't even find two chairs in such a place? ?
"Are you so poor? Can't find two..that..higher chairs? I heard that you still made a lot of money." Chen Kangjie looked at the two small horses and said sarcastically.
"Mr. 'Fuck' Japan, we are not poor, this is our habit, besides, it is not easy to take care of such a big stall with the little membership dues paid by the members," Hideo Murakami said from the side, a little crying poor the meaning of.
"What is the membership fee for teaching filial piety? Isn't it just cheating? Now people don't plan to be filial piety and plan to withdraw, but you still don't let it go. It sounds good to say it." Chen Kangjie took the lead and sat down reluctantly. Standing, doesn't that make you look inferior.
"'Fuck' Mr. Japan, once we join the club, we can't quit. This is a rule set from the beginning. That's disrespect to Buddhism and contempt for gods." The hoarse voice behind the curtain was a little unhappy.
"Wait, don't tell me about Buddhism and gods, are you myzh?" Chen Kangjie had to confirm first.
"I am the reincarnation of Sakyamuni, the "respected teacher" myzh who came to save the world under the instructions of the gods," said myzh full of pride and arrogance.
"I've seen a photo of your "Floating Divine Kungfu Picture". I've seen it, with legs curled up floating in the air. It's really good kung fu and cultivation. Can you perform it again now?" Chen Kangjie didn't Paying attention to his pride and arrogance, he said contemptuously at the corner of his mouth.
"My master is not feeling well today, and I am not suitable for performing that kind of magic." myzh used an excuse to reject Chen Kangjie's request.
"You are a god, and you still feel unwell? Isn't this a joke? Immortals should be omnipotent, not to mention that they won't get sick. Even if you really feel cold occasionally, take a breath, burn a stick of incense, etc., and you won't be able to recover immediately. Is it?" Chen Kangjie sarcastically said.
Chen Kangjie just wanted to expose this shit's magical skills and pull him off the altar, so that he could carry out his own goals.
Myzh was rendered speechless by Chen Kangjie's words, his face swelled a little.
"Mr. 'Fuck' Japan, Master has just prepared to practice in closed doors, and it is inconvenient to perform exercises, so he used the excuse of being unwell..." Hideo Murakami wanted to go on, but Chen Kangjie looked at him with sharp eyes. He, he can't go on.
"Mr. myzh, I heard that when you visited the pyramids in Egypt, you told your community members that the pyramids were designed by you a long time ago, and you also said that you knew that you were the Prime Minister of Egypt by virtue of your special ability to trace the past. ?”, Chen Kangjie stopped grabbing that photo, but satirized him with the incident he saw in the newspaper before his rebirth.
"'Fuck' Mr. Japan, I have never been to Egypt, why do you say that? However, speaking of it, I may really be the Prime Minister of Egypt before reincarnation", myzh asked Chen Kangjie back, and finally he was a little complacent.
Now Chen Kangjie really wants to scold "Asahi Shimbun" for publishing that news. You **** didn't mark the time clearly, which caused me to make such a low-level mistake.This is also Chen Kangjie's negligence. At this time, this guy has just started. How can Fu Yuqian take club members on a tour.
"Cough cough cough, then I have a chance to take a look, maybe you really are", Chen Kangjie said these words to cover up his embarrassment.
What Chen Kangjie didn't know was that it was his reminder of this passage that made myzh actually say the exact same thing when he traveled to Egypt later, which attracted more believers to worship him.Anyway, this is how it is these days, there are a lot of smart people and idiots, I'm afraid you don't dare to brag, as long as you dare to brag, people will believe it, as long as people dare to believe it, you will be rich.
"It's a pity that our finances are tight now. Some time ago, a general election was held, and all the funds collected were wiped out, and the entire army was wiped out," myzh said embarrassingly.
"That's it. It's good to participate in the reality. Real rights are good things. If you can't do it this time, you can come again next time and engage in those gods and ghosts. It's enough to cover the common people." Chen Kangjie seemed to appreciate encouraged.
"My Master...".
"You're all sick, you're so poor, what kind of bullshit Master, don't pretend to be like a pig's nose with green onions, don't do those useless things in front of me, I don't know you, I dare to bring people to the door Come? What kind of shit Master are you, would your apprentices be so ungrateful?" Chen Kangjie disdained myzh for pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, and thought it was ridiculous, so he said it The words are no longer impolite, but naked whiplash.
"You, you...", both myzh and Murakami Hideo were overwhelmed by Chen Kangjie's words and didn't know how to respond.
"Let's get down to business, I'm here to lead people." Chen Kangjie really didn't want to talk nonsense with these people who were overwhelmed, and went straight to the point to lead them to the purpose of his trip as soon as possible.
"We can't just let them go for nothing, it will destroy our community plan", myzh's words are to start negotiating conditions.
"Tell me, how can we release it, let's be refreshed, I have to go back to sleep," Chen Kangjie said angrily.
"Okay, you told our grand master just now that you can have conditions, then tell us your conditions. If the conditions are suitable, we can release him." It seems that when Murakami Hideo reported to myzh just now, he really focused on the report After this, now this girl will use this as an example.
"Yes, I said that my condition is to use money to redeem people. Speaking of which, we are here to send money today, and we can't let you suffer, right. I'fuck' Japan is not unreasonable." Chen Kangjie said cynically.
"Then how much do you plan to pay?" Myzh immediately became a little excited when he heard that he had money. What he lacks most now is money.
"This number", said Chen Kangjie and raised a finger. The bloody thing is that he didn't raise his index finger, but his middle finger, which made people feel like he was swearing.
I don't know if the other party didn't see it on purpose, or if they saw it and pretended not to know what it meant, "100 million yen? It's so little, how can I do it?".
"Are you looking down on me that much? Can I only give you a million yen when I come here? That's not sending off beggars again, you treat me as a beggar," Chen Kangjie said sarcastically.
100 million yen seems like a lot, but it is less than [-] U.S. dollars. It seems that the other party is really poor.It's also Chen Kangjie's fault, it's over if he just said it out, but he has to play so many tricks to amuse the other party.
"1000 million yen?" Hideo Murakami asked suspiciously.
This time Chen Kangjie didn't speak, just shook his head.
"Is it [-] million yen? In that case, we can talk about it," myzh said with some joy. If it is really [-] million yen, it is quite a lot, hundreds of thousands of dollars, and it can last for some days.
"Yes, according to your guessing method, when you have to guess, you are only pursuing this? This is very different from my expectations." Chen Kangjie put down his finger, and the words he said were really a bit arrogant and contemptuous other side. "1000 billion yen".
Chen Kangjie took the initiative to make an offer, and he was also afraid that the other party would immediately agree to the [-] million yen. Then he really couldn't give away the money he had prepared. If he couldn't send it out, the other party couldn't grow stronger. How much damage has this wretched country caused?
"Ah?" Myzh was so frightened by Chen Kangjie's figure that his body almost fell when he sat upright. He hurriedly got up, tore open the curtain of pretending to be a ghost, and almost crawled to Chen Kangjie's place before. "What you said is true? 1000 billion yen?".
It seems that money is a good thing. Just now, he claimed that he is a respected teacher and a guy of reincarnation. When he hears a lot of money, his eyes will shine and he will panic.
My guy came out, and Chen Kangjie discovered that he was wearing a large apricot-yellow robe, long hair, and a beard. He looked similar to the one he saw in the news before he was reborn. In short, he was quite wretched.
"That's right, 1000 billion yen was redeemed for Ono Yuichi's family, but well, you know about this matter, I know, your second-in-command knows," Chen Kangjie pointed to Hideo Murakami and exhorted, because Xiong Ziqiang didn't understand at all. Japanese, so Chen Kangjie was excluded.
"Don't worry, Hideo Murakami is our most loyal backbone and the person in charge of our weapons research and development. He graduated from Osaka University and is a scientist," my praised Hideo Murakami.
It was only then that Chen Kangjie seriously thought about this guy. I heard that the weapon that caused the death of many people in Tokyo was developed by one of their own teams. No wonder Hideo Murakami wore a white coat and looked like a university teacher. It turned out to be the case, hey Well, the well-behaved intellectuals just flooded their brains and entered the den of thieves.Chen Kangjie also remembered that later there was a master Li in China who made a ++gong, which also lured many ordinary people and cultural people to join, making the folks fly like dogs and dogs.
"That's good, it's settled like this. I'm sorry for hurting so many of you just now, and it can be regarded as compensation for their treatment expenses. There may be sequelae in the future, so I will pay you another 500 billion yen for nutrition every year." Fees, lost wages and so on."
"Should I call you 'Fuck' Mr. Japan or should I call you Mr. Suga?" asked the man behind the silk curtain in a hoarse voice.
"Whatever you want is fine, I like both names." Chen Kangjie put his hands in his trouser pockets, looking very relaxed, "But is that how you entertain guests? You don't even have a seat."
What Chen Kangjie said later was very rude, I came to give you a gift, and you are sitting cross-legged on the mat in the distance, so why not just let your buddy stand?
"Zheng Taishi, go and get them two stools." Although the voice of the person behind the curtain was still hoarse, it became much more dignified.
"Master J, I obey." After Hideo Murakami replied respectfully, he turned and left.
After more than a minute, Murakami Hideo brought two small horses, and Chen Kangjie wanted to scold someone. What I want is a chair, even a stool. Could it be that I can't even find two chairs in such a place? ?
"Are you so poor? Can't find two..that..higher chairs? I heard that you still made a lot of money." Chen Kangjie looked at the two small horses and said sarcastically.
"Mr. 'Fuck' Japan, we are not poor, this is our habit, besides, it is not easy to take care of such a big stall with the little membership dues paid by the members," Hideo Murakami said from the side, a little crying poor the meaning of.
"What is the membership fee for teaching filial piety? Isn't it just cheating? Now people don't plan to be filial piety and plan to withdraw, but you still don't let it go. It sounds good to say it." Chen Kangjie took the lead and sat down reluctantly. Standing, doesn't that make you look inferior.
"'Fuck' Mr. Japan, once we join the club, we can't quit. This is a rule set from the beginning. That's disrespect to Buddhism and contempt for gods." The hoarse voice behind the curtain was a little unhappy.
"Wait, don't tell me about Buddhism and gods, are you myzh?" Chen Kangjie had to confirm first.
"I am the reincarnation of Sakyamuni, the "respected teacher" myzh who came to save the world under the instructions of the gods," said myzh full of pride and arrogance.
"I've seen a photo of your "Floating Divine Kungfu Picture". I've seen it, with legs curled up floating in the air. It's really good kung fu and cultivation. Can you perform it again now?" Chen Kangjie didn't Paying attention to his pride and arrogance, he said contemptuously at the corner of his mouth.
"My master is not feeling well today, and I am not suitable for performing that kind of magic." myzh used an excuse to reject Chen Kangjie's request.
"You are a god, and you still feel unwell? Isn't this a joke? Immortals should be omnipotent, not to mention that they won't get sick. Even if you really feel cold occasionally, take a breath, burn a stick of incense, etc., and you won't be able to recover immediately. Is it?" Chen Kangjie sarcastically said.
Chen Kangjie just wanted to expose this shit's magical skills and pull him off the altar, so that he could carry out his own goals.
Myzh was rendered speechless by Chen Kangjie's words, his face swelled a little.
"Mr. 'Fuck' Japan, Master has just prepared to practice in closed doors, and it is inconvenient to perform exercises, so he used the excuse of being unwell..." Hideo Murakami wanted to go on, but Chen Kangjie looked at him with sharp eyes. He, he can't go on.
"Mr. myzh, I heard that when you visited the pyramids in Egypt, you told your community members that the pyramids were designed by you a long time ago, and you also said that you knew that you were the Prime Minister of Egypt by virtue of your special ability to trace the past. ?”, Chen Kangjie stopped grabbing that photo, but satirized him with the incident he saw in the newspaper before his rebirth.
"'Fuck' Mr. Japan, I have never been to Egypt, why do you say that? However, speaking of it, I may really be the Prime Minister of Egypt before reincarnation", myzh asked Chen Kangjie back, and finally he was a little complacent.
Now Chen Kangjie really wants to scold "Asahi Shimbun" for publishing that news. You **** didn't mark the time clearly, which caused me to make such a low-level mistake.This is also Chen Kangjie's negligence. At this time, this guy has just started. How can Fu Yuqian take club members on a tour.
"Cough cough cough, then I have a chance to take a look, maybe you really are", Chen Kangjie said these words to cover up his embarrassment.
What Chen Kangjie didn't know was that it was his reminder of this passage that made myzh actually say the exact same thing when he traveled to Egypt later, which attracted more believers to worship him.Anyway, this is how it is these days, there are a lot of smart people and idiots, I'm afraid you don't dare to brag, as long as you dare to brag, people will believe it, as long as people dare to believe it, you will be rich.
"It's a pity that our finances are tight now. Some time ago, a general election was held, and all the funds collected were wiped out, and the entire army was wiped out," myzh said embarrassingly.
"That's it. It's good to participate in the reality. Real rights are good things. If you can't do it this time, you can come again next time and engage in those gods and ghosts. It's enough to cover the common people." Chen Kangjie seemed to appreciate encouraged.
"My Master...".
"You're all sick, you're so poor, what kind of bullshit Master, don't pretend to be like a pig's nose with green onions, don't do those useless things in front of me, I don't know you, I dare to bring people to the door Come? What kind of shit Master are you, would your apprentices be so ungrateful?" Chen Kangjie disdained myzh for pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, and thought it was ridiculous, so he said it The words are no longer impolite, but naked whiplash.
"You, you...", both myzh and Murakami Hideo were overwhelmed by Chen Kangjie's words and didn't know how to respond.
"Let's get down to business, I'm here to lead people." Chen Kangjie really didn't want to talk nonsense with these people who were overwhelmed, and went straight to the point to lead them to the purpose of his trip as soon as possible.
"We can't just let them go for nothing, it will destroy our community plan", myzh's words are to start negotiating conditions.
"Tell me, how can we release it, let's be refreshed, I have to go back to sleep," Chen Kangjie said angrily.
"Okay, you told our grand master just now that you can have conditions, then tell us your conditions. If the conditions are suitable, we can release him." It seems that when Murakami Hideo reported to myzh just now, he really focused on the report After this, now this girl will use this as an example.
"Yes, I said that my condition is to use money to redeem people. Speaking of which, we are here to send money today, and we can't let you suffer, right. I'fuck' Japan is not unreasonable." Chen Kangjie said cynically.
"Then how much do you plan to pay?" Myzh immediately became a little excited when he heard that he had money. What he lacks most now is money.
"This number", said Chen Kangjie and raised a finger. The bloody thing is that he didn't raise his index finger, but his middle finger, which made people feel like he was swearing.
I don't know if the other party didn't see it on purpose, or if they saw it and pretended not to know what it meant, "100 million yen? It's so little, how can I do it?".
"Are you looking down on me that much? Can I only give you a million yen when I come here? That's not sending off beggars again, you treat me as a beggar," Chen Kangjie said sarcastically.
100 million yen seems like a lot, but it is less than [-] U.S. dollars. It seems that the other party is really poor.It's also Chen Kangjie's fault, it's over if he just said it out, but he has to play so many tricks to amuse the other party.
"1000 million yen?" Hideo Murakami asked suspiciously.
This time Chen Kangjie didn't speak, just shook his head.
"Is it [-] million yen? In that case, we can talk about it," myzh said with some joy. If it is really [-] million yen, it is quite a lot, hundreds of thousands of dollars, and it can last for some days.
"Yes, according to your guessing method, when you have to guess, you are only pursuing this? This is very different from my expectations." Chen Kangjie put down his finger, and the words he said were really a bit arrogant and contemptuous other side. "1000 billion yen".
Chen Kangjie took the initiative to make an offer, and he was also afraid that the other party would immediately agree to the [-] million yen. Then he really couldn't give away the money he had prepared. If he couldn't send it out, the other party couldn't grow stronger. How much damage has this wretched country caused?
"Ah?" Myzh was so frightened by Chen Kangjie's figure that his body almost fell when he sat upright. He hurriedly got up, tore open the curtain of pretending to be a ghost, and almost crawled to Chen Kangjie's place before. "What you said is true? 1000 billion yen?".
It seems that money is a good thing. Just now, he claimed that he is a respected teacher and a guy of reincarnation. When he hears a lot of money, his eyes will shine and he will panic.
My guy came out, and Chen Kangjie discovered that he was wearing a large apricot-yellow robe, long hair, and a beard. He looked similar to the one he saw in the news before he was reborn. In short, he was quite wretched.
"That's right, 1000 billion yen was redeemed for Ono Yuichi's family, but well, you know about this matter, I know, your second-in-command knows," Chen Kangjie pointed to Hideo Murakami and exhorted, because Xiong Ziqiang didn't understand at all. Japanese, so Chen Kangjie was excluded.
"Don't worry, Hideo Murakami is our most loyal backbone and the person in charge of our weapons research and development. He graduated from Osaka University and is a scientist," my praised Hideo Murakami.
It was only then that Chen Kangjie seriously thought about this guy. I heard that the weapon that caused the death of many people in Tokyo was developed by one of their own teams. No wonder Hideo Murakami wore a white coat and looked like a university teacher. It turned out to be the case, hey Well, the well-behaved intellectuals just flooded their brains and entered the den of thieves.Chen Kangjie also remembered that later there was a master Li in China who made a ++gong, which also lured many ordinary people and cultural people to join, making the folks fly like dogs and dogs.
"That's good, it's settled like this. I'm sorry for hurting so many of you just now, and it can be regarded as compensation for their treatment expenses. There may be sequelae in the future, so I will pay you another 500 billion yen for nutrition every year." Fees, lost wages and so on."
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