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Chapter 145 Let All the Buddhas Disappear in Smoke (Two in One)

Lang Shiqi clicked to open Chapter 2. At the beginning of the chapter, there was still a dialogue between master and apprentice, but finally Tang Seng's third apprentice, Monk Sha, appeared.

A few minutes later, a national quintessence suddenly sounded in the office.

"cao"

This sudden national quintessence temporarily broke the good chatting environment in the office. The civil servants in the room looked along the source of the sound and found that it was coming from Lang Shiqi's position.

Everyone smiled at each other, they didn't care, and continued to talk about them. It's normal, they should be put on small shoes by the leader again, and a person who has been marginalized doesn't deserve their attention.

And here, Lang Shiqi sent it out subconsciously, because he saw the plot that he had to complain about.

That's what it says in the text.

"She said who I am, and who each of us is?" Sun Wukong said.

"Oh?" Tang Seng said.

"Oh?" Zhu Bajie said

Monkey King pointed his stick at Tang Seng: "Since I know who you are, I have to kill you."

"Who am I? Can you tell me before you kill me." Tang Seng said,

Monkey King jumped straight up and hit Tang Seng on the head with a stick, blood spattered immediately, and Tang Seng fell down.

His face was extremely hideous.

That's right, Monkey King actually killed Tang Seng. This is Chapter 2, and an important role is gone.

And compared to the characters currently on the stage, Lang Shiqi's favorite is Tang Seng, after all, he speaks nicely.

It's too much, if Lang Shiqi hadn't experienced the baptism of Hongwen writing characters in the book many times, now he would remove "Wukong Biography" from the bookshelf.

"Foreshadowing! The plot needs it! Hmm. Normal heart. Normal heart. Set! Hongwen, if this is not a foreshadowing, I have to open a post to scold you."

Lang Shiqi resisted the urge to curse and continued to look down.

The sky calmed down again.

Sun Wukong suddenly seemed to notice something, he jumped into the sky and disappeared.

Sand Monk looked at the sky and then at the ground. Tang Monk's body was on the ground, already on fire.

"Master is dead."

"It's good to die, it's good to die, let's share the luggage! Hahahaha..."

Zhu Bajie smiled, tears streaming down his face, he seemed to recall the past.
The following plot tells the story of Zhu Bajie, a man's dream about love.

Zhu Bajie's original name is Tianpeng, and he seems to have been a god in the sky before, and his duty is to guard the Tianhe River.

The days of being a fairy are long and lonely, until one day, a fairy came to Tianhe to count the stars. She counted for 80 years, and the canopy also guarded it for 80 years.During this period, the two of them didn't even have a conversation, but Tianpeng still felt very happy.

"This paragraph is a bit nonsense, who would count the stars to play with nothing, the gods have no brains!"

Lang Shiqi complained, and then said again.

"Forget it, let's understand. Hongwen was born in writing youth novels. Female fans will definitely like such a love story."

However, the next sentence in the book made him understand the canopy.

The original words are as follows: "There is someone who can let him watch silently, and someone who needs his help. It is hard to believe that the last time I used it was thousands of years ago. Compared with the lonely life of a person in the Milky Way without light before, How nice it is."

"This passage makes sense, but Hongwen, do you know that the greatest loneliness is not being alone, but that there are people around, but they deliberately exclude and isolate you."

Lang Shiqi raised his head, and seeing his colleagues talking and laughing not far away, he said something very touching.

"Oh, let's read a book!"

Lang Shiqi, who watched the plot next, was even more blue-veined. This fairy managed to collect hundreds of millions of silver dust, but in the end she lifted them all up.

"It's good to see you, uncle, both of you are sick! You really have nothing to do."

Although Lang Shiqi made such complaints, the scene depicted in the book must be very beautiful and romantic.

Then the canopy kissed the fairy and named the fairy "Moon".

Then woke up.

……

A shadow walked up to them.

Sun Wukong still had that cold look: "Where's Master?"

"You want to make sure he's dead, over there."

"Dead? Who did it! How did it happen?"

1 minutes later……

"So, someone pretended to be me and killed the bald man. Who is so bold."

"I absolutely believe that there is someone pretending to be you, as long as you don't kill me to silence me...cough!"

"Still laughing! Only monks can open the gate of the Western Paradise. Now that he is dead, the curse on us will never be lifted."

"If it doesn't work, let it go, so what about being a pig and what about being a god?"

"But I can't! If the golden hoop on my head is not removed for a day, I will be free for a day!"

....
Zhu Bajie cursed and cursed, and suddenly raised his head to the sky and shouted: "Why! Why is all this..."

On that day, there was such a blue moon.The Milky Way all over the sky quietly shines on a crying pig.

Chapter 2 ends.

"It turns out that someone pretended to be Monkey King and killed Tang Seng. I said how the protagonist in the book could do such a thing of killing masters and ancestors. And the golden hoop appeared. Could it be that Monkey King's love is coming?"

After reading this chapter, in fact, Lang Shiqi is not looking forward to the appearance of the golden hoop. Compared with watching Monkey King's love, he is very envious of Zhu Bajie.

Lang Shiqi also wanted to have such a dream, guarding the girl he likes on the Milky Way for 80 years, and kissing her when she releases sand grains into stars.

When she sighed after working for so long and still couldn't count the stars, tell her: No creation in the world will be perfect, and shortcomings are also a kind of beauty.

She was named Yue, and Tianhe was renamed Yinhe for them.

It's a pity that dreams are dreams after all, and you have to wake up after all.

"If you call yourself a canopy, then shed a few lines of tears; if you hate yourself for not being a canopy, then sigh!"

While sighing, Lang Shiqi clicked on Chapter 3.

Fairy Zixia appeared in this chapter. What she likes to do most is to put a purple veil on the golden crown of Uri Xingjun when the sun rises and sets. In this way, the clouds and mist will be reflected in purple. And she seems to be doing this for someone, wanting him to see the beauty of the sunset.

If I'm not mistaken, it should be for that monkey, Monkey King.

At the same time, this chapter also explains the origin of the female goblin, who was the fairy Ayao in the sky in her previous life.Sun Wukong's background was also explained. He used to guard the peach garden in the sky, and he met A Yao because of a grand peach festival.

But why now one of the two has lost his memory, and the other has been cursed and can't tell what happened in the past, and he didn't explain it. It seems that he has to wait for the follow-up plot.

"I'll just go to the underworld and bring back the bald ghost, so I can learn scriptures again?"

"What's the reason for the hard work in the past few lives, the future life and the previous life can't be redeemed."

"You watch the luggage and corpse here, I will come back in ten or five years at most!"

As soon as Monkey King jumped, he was gone.

Xiao Bailong spoke, she only spoke in front of Zhu Bajie, and only Zhu Bajie knew her secret: "I also want to ask for leave to go home."

Xiaobailong left, Zhu Bajie got up and walked into the direction of the strange sound in the dense forest alone.

"Ayao, are you okay?" He said to the darkness in the forest.

"Who are you? How do you know my previous name?"

"I am a person like you who refuses to forget the past life and would rather bear the pain."

"The foreshadowing is that there are more and more little white dragons. I feel that Bajie is a hidden boss. Only he has not lost his memory and knows many people's secrets."

Generally speaking, Lang Shiqi is quite satisfied with this chapter. Tang Seng is not dead yet, and his soul still exists.

However, in the following Chapter 4, Lang Shiqi was a little confused. The plot followed closely. Monkey King went to the underworld and learned that Tang Seng's soul was not here. He left politely, and even said thank you before leaving.

The result is that this thank you scared all Yan Luo and ghost generals in the underworld. To them, Sun Wukong is a devil. He once made trouble in the underworld 500 years ago and killed countless ghosts.
A devil who says thank you?Don't bring such a liar!

Just when all the ghosts in the local government were wondering why Sun Wukong had changed his temper, he came back again.

Coming back this time is the same as it was 500 years ago. Countless ghost pawns were like raised chaff, killed by Monkey King and completely dissipated in the Three Realms.

"Is this Monkey King a split personality? There are two sides? One half is good and the other half is evil? So Tang Seng was actually killed by him, and no one pretended to be him at all?"

At this time, Lang Shiqi had a bold prediction in his mind, but after thinking about it, he found it impossible. After all, Monkey King is also a protagonist, and the protagonist cannot be a villain.

"Let's keep watching!"

The plot of Chapter 5 is changed, telling that Xiaobailong returns to his home, East China Sea Dragon Palace.

At this time, Lang Shiqi discovered that Xiao Bailong was actually a woman, and her purpose of returning home was to find her father, the old dragon king, to ask Ding Yanzhu to keep Tang Seng's body. The pearl was given to Xiao Bailong.

After the little white dragon left, Monkey King also came to the East China Sea Dragon Palace. He also came to borrow Dingyan Pearl, but was told by the old dragon king that Dingyan Pearl was lost. Monkey King didn't get angry, but turned and left.

Seeing this, Lang Shiqi suddenly felt that the plot was very familiar, and Sun Wukong spoke nicely and left politely. Then he came back again.

As he expected, Sun Wukong really came back with a ferocious face and a violent personality. He not only killed the old Dragon King, but also killed the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. There is no doubt that he was a naked devil.

"Damn it! The timing of the villain pretending to be him is so accurate? It's a seamless connection! Why do I feel more and more that there is no villain at all? Could it be that Monkey King really did all this? It's very possible now. The split personality is so terrifying! He killed his master, and tried his best to save him, but he also wanted to find the villain pretending to be himself, but he didn't know that this person turned out to be himself. Wonderful! This is Hongwen's godlike setting. "

Of course, what Lang Shiqi said in the last sentence is an irony. If such a setting is true, it will definitely be unacceptable to most fans.

However, although Hongwen likes to make moths, he must have his reasons, so Lang Shiqi continued to open Chapter 6.

The plot of this chapter is still written after Xiao Bailong, and it is Xiao Bailong's memory.

Lang Shiqi is very interested in this, because from the previous chapter, there must be a story between Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong.

It turned out that many years ago, Xiao Bailong sneaked out of the Dragon Palace, wanting to see the outside world.So he turned into a golden carp and swam for three days and three nights to a river in the world.I was planning to take a good look at human life, but I was attracted by a person on the shore, to be precise because of this person's eyes.

And because she was too obsessed with this person's eyes, Xiao Bailong was accidentally caught ashore by a fisherman. Even though she was a dragon, she lost her magical powers without water.

The fisherman was about to sell the rare golden carp on the spot.Just as everyone was vying to bid, a gentle voice came from the crowd. In fact, this voice was not gentle, even ugly, only Xiao Bailong thought so.

Because the voice said this: "Amitabha, sir, that fish is not edible..."

"Hey, monk, why are you here to join in the fun?" the boatman said.

The monk still smiled: "This is not a carp, this is..."

Could it be that he recognized me?Xiao Bailong was a little nervous.

"This is a shellless bastard!" said the monk.

Xiao Bailong almost fainted from anger.

"Hahahaha! I laughed so hard! I know who this monk is. It must be Tang Seng. No one else can say such a thing except him."

Lang Shiqi was laughed at by the phrase "no shell bastard".

Next, the strong-talking man coaxed the golden carp away from the fisherman, and thus saved Xiao Bailong's life.

Then Tang Seng carried the little white dragon back to the temple, threw her into the water tank and ignored her. Instead, he talked to the flowers beside the house, and squatted on the ground to talk to the ants.
"That's not right! The development of this plot is not in line with the rules! According to the routine of a hero saving the beauty, after Tang Seng rescued the little white dragon, the following should be the little white dragon showing his true body and transforming into a big beauty. It’s a romantic love story! But it’s all Tang Seng talking to himself, what does it mean?”

Lang Shiqi was very puzzled by the setting of the plot. He felt a toothache watching the whole dialogue, and wanted to drag this long-winded Tang Seng out of the book and beat him madly.

The next plot is that Tang Seng is going to the main hall to watch two eminent monks discuss Buddhism, and tells Xiao Bailong to let her go home after he comes back, and let her stay in the water tank first.

As soon as Tang Seng walked away, the little white dragon jumped out of the water tank and turned into a beautiful woman in white clothes. This is also her true nature.

Xiaobailong followed Tang Seng quietly, and she also wanted to see the eminent monk discuss Buddhism.Not only cats are curious, dragons are also very curious animals.

"Elder Fa Ming, I have heard for a long time that the Buddhism in Jinshan Temple is prosperous, and I am here to ask for advice."

"Master Tianyang, don't dare."

"Why don't you dare? Dare to do it but not answer it?"

"Don't dare to let go."

"lay down!"

"My hands are empty, what to put?"

"Then why are you still holding on?"

"There is a tacit understanding."

"What the hell are you talking about? Is this the so-called eminent monk talking about Buddhism and Zen? I seriously doubt that Hongwen you are using dialogue words."

Lang Shiqi watched for a while, but he really didn't understand the meaning of the conversation between the two eminent monks.

But it's okay, if you don't understand, he can skip it!He didn't believe it anymore, Hongwen could write this dialogue in thousands of words in a chapter?

So Lang Shiqi glanced at ten lines, turned on the fast-forward mode, and fast-forwarded until the two eminent monks decided the winner. In the end, the eminent monk on Tang Seng's side lost.

In fact, Lang Shiqi didn't know how he lost, because he couldn't understand the answer at all.

The foreign monk Tian Yang said: "Jinshan Temple has a false name, I travel all over the world, but I don't see the real person, it's a pity!"

"Hahahaha!" Suddenly someone in the crowd laughed.

Everyone turned their heads, and it was Tang Seng who laughed.

"It's exciting, Tang Seng must be going to make a move next, it's the exit. Haha, with such a strong mouthed king, I see how you are still embarrassed."

Lang Shiqi stopped the fast-forward mode, he wanted to see how Tang Seng would deal with this rampant foreign monk.

As for whether Tang Seng will lose, this is impossible. Judging from the performance of Tang Seng's mouth in the previous plot, to borrow a sentence from Emperor Void in "Zhou Tian", that is, in terms of oral skills, I, Tang Xuanzang, will not be weaker than Tang Seng in my life. people.

"Excuse me."

"What is a Buddha?"

Tang Seng looked above his head, then at his feet, and then outside the door...

"Did you lose something? Think about it!" Fa Ming was anxious.

"What do you think? He has already answered: Buddha is everywhere. Little Master, I really have you!" Tian Yang said.

Tang Seng smiled, but cold sweat appeared on his forehead!
"Haha, Tian Yang is an idiot! He gave the opponent a circle himself. Obviously, Tang Seng didn't know how to answer. Looking left and right, he was asking for help. Otherwise, why would there be cold sweat on his forehead?"

Lang Shiqi was delighted by the eminent monk named Tianyang in the book.

"Let me ask one more question, or if Fa Ming couldn't answer that one just now, how could it be empty?"

"Break!" Tang Seng said without thinking.

"Is it?"

"no!"

"No answer!" Tian Yang stared. "Look for a fight!"

"Isn't it still asking!" Tang Seng also called out. "Beat me!"

After a long time, Tian Yang let out a long sigh: "You're right. I'm defeated."

Tang Seng became famous in the first battle.

The eminent monk Tian Yang walked away with a face full of frustration
"This is winning? What do you mean? It's not that you don't leave! How did you win? I don't understand! Tang Seng didn't say such sharp words! What do you mean!"

Lang Shiqi was stunned by this conversation, he wanted to see Tang Seng's sharp dialogue, but it ended in a few sentences.

Fortunately, this chapter is not over yet, there is a follow-up.

Monk Tang was surrounded by all the monks in the temple and asked him to explain.

"Yang's last move that day was extremely fierce. What is the meaning of your phrase 'I owe a beating'?"

Tang Seng stroked his bald head and smiled: "It's nothing! He said that if I got the wrong answer, he would beat me. If I said I got the wrong answer, so what. If you dare to hit me, I'll hit you. He saw that I was young and thought he couldn't beat me, so he gave up. gone."

Crash - the temple fell down.

"Nimma Tang Seng, you won, you really deserve it."

Lang Shiqi also saw black lines all over his head. He knew that Tang Seng could win, but he didn't expect to win in this way. Could this be the Zen mechanism of Buddhism?Or is Tang Seng pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger on purpose?

"Tang Seng, you are extremely intelligent, and you will practice by my side from now on, and I will pass on what I have learned throughout my life to you." Fa Ming said.

But Tang Seng said a word: "Actually, what I want to learn, you can't teach me."

"What do you want to learn?" Fa Ming asked calmly.

Tang Seng raised his head and looked at the changing white clouds in the sky.

"I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore!"

"If I want this place, I can't bury my heart any longer!"

"I want all sentient beings to understand my intentions!
"I want all the Buddhas to disappear in smoke!"

As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderbolt from the sky!

"Okay! These words are really enjoyable, haha, these words are so domineering! Really technical skills, there is no way to reward them!"

The voice was loud, and accompanied by the loud sound of slapping the table, the office was like a thunderstorm. The colleagues who were chatting couldn't keep their composure anymore, and they all looked at Lang Shiqi in surprise.

I saw Lang Shiqi laughed and got up, walked towards them, when he came in front of them, he looked at them contemptuously, and said every word.

"If I want this sky, I can't cover my eyes anymore. If I want this land, I can't bury my heart anymore. I want all living beings to understand my intentions, and I want you to disappear in thin air."

Before they realized what this sentence meant, they saw Lang Shiqi turned around and left, and the direction he was going was the leader's office.

"What did Lang Shiqi just say? Why did he go to the leader's office, and he acted like he didn't recognize his relatives."

a colleague asked the person next to him.

"It seems to be saying that the sky can no longer hide your eyes, and the earth can no longer hide your heart. I didn't catch the last sentence."

"He, what he said in the last sentence, is that he wants us all to disappear."

Another colleague said with a terrified face.

"Is he crazy? What does he want to do? What do you mean we should all disappear?"

"Could it be that Lang Shiqi developed a vengeful mentality after being isolated by us and deliberately targeted by the leader?"

"Damn, it's possible! Listen to what he said, and the way he looked at us just now, it's not normal people's eyes at all!"

"Or, let's call the police!"

At this time, Lang Shiqi had already pushed open the door of the leader's office, and he walked in without any hesitation.

　The original text has been deleted and changed a bit. The general storyline can be matched, and it should not affect everyone's reading.Wukong Biography may write a few more chapters, this is to lay a foreshadowing for the future!Everyone, don't say that my writing is long-winded. Book friends who don't like it can jump to order!
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