The correct way to cultivate poros

Chapter 306
【Smelly bark】

Consume one mana crystal to summon a stinky woof with two poisonous puff mushrooms.

Wangpu is a creature that lives in the stinky sewers of Zaun. Its image is between a mouse and a raccoon. There are black granular stones around their eyes, and it looks like they are wearing a pair of old eight blindfolds from a distance. , all in all, one can get a very disgusting first impression.

And the stench Wangpu is the best among them. It has poisonous puff mushrooms growing on its body, its eyebrows are dyed green by mushroom spores, it has a green nose, and it exudes a stench visible to the naked eye. Mung bean flies even shy away from their own kind.

The smell was unbearable, like a sewer full of days-dead fish and rotten eggs, almost half stank, to beat the stench of the slaughterhouse docks.

Zell knew at a glance that this card could be used to disgust people; at a second glance, it was still used to disgust people.This is the card that exists for disgusting people.

This summoned object has its own odor attack, and it carries an unknown number of germs. It can be used as a biological weapon if it jumps into a stream or well to commit suicide.What's even more disgusting is that this thing comes with two poisonous puff mushrooms, which means it can place two mushroom traps.

It feels disgusting to step on a mushroom in the game, but if you step on it in reality, it will be disgusting for a long time?
This thing Zell felt terrible when he summoned it himself. If anyone provoked him, he would let the stench Wangpu sneak into his house from the sewer to bury two mushrooms.

【Rocket Barrage】

Consumes five spell mana to summon tiny rockets to carpet bomb.

Does the micro rocket refer to the missile invented by Heimerdinger?The lethality should not be very good, but it is not bad for detonating mushroom traps, which can be regarded as a linkage in a sense.

The Rockets have nothing to say, let's look at the next card.

【Survival skills】

Consumes five spell mana to make a unit immune to death. (Environmental factors are not affected)

Zell felt that this spell should be renamed Endless Rage, which is exactly the same as the effect of the barbarian king's five-second real man, but longer.

Although immune to death, you can still bleed from injuries.

Such a scenario can be imagined.

You are on a battlefield like a meat grinder, with a wound on your shoulder that slashes toward your abdomen, and a hedgehog-like arrow on your back, some even pierced through your heart, and your vision has been stained red with blood.But as long as you don't give up your resistance to death, you still have the strength to fight to the last moment.

Or you lost your hand in a firefight with a gangster, and your mouth was fed with a whole magazine of bullets. The gangster felt safe and left, but as soon as they left, you stood up from the pool of blood, took off your blood-stained clothes and walked out of the dark. lane.

This is undoubtedly a life-saving magical skill, and the effect of eating it with the elder brother is outstanding.

But it doesn't mean you won't die if you activate the survival skills. Environmental factors are not affected, which means that you can't run into magma or acid pools to take a bath even if you drive it, just like a barbarian driving into a spring.

To be precise, it should only be from magic or physical blows that will not empty the life value.

【Yordle Expedition】

Consumes six mana to summon Bandle Gunners. (nine heroes in one class)
The Bender Gunner Unit is a special force led by Tristana. According to the description, there should be nine people, but I don’t know if it doesn’t include the cannon form Poppy.

According to Vigus, they repelled a giant monster that broke into Bandle City not long ago, so the combat power they assembled should be stronger than the giant monster.But what a troll was, Zell didn't know.Was the troll cheating, or the yeti cheating?

How the card actually behaves is a mystery, and the thought of summoning nine yordles makes Zell feel unreliable.Think of Teemo's scouting party, wouldn't all yordles be like them?

After reading the cards, Zell took another look at what's new in the essence store.

Poison puff mushrooms are clearly priced at [-] yuan a piece... Zell will go to the stinky ditch in Zaun to pick a bunch of them, so the essence won't be wasted here.But it is necessary to prepare protective clothing and stilts. Stepping directly into the waste water from the trench will rot your feet. In addition to toxicity, mushroom spores also have hallucinogenic effects.A drug dealer hallucinated after inhaling large amounts of mushroom spores - the mushrooms told him he was going to marry a barnacle.

The new equipment this time is the Annihilation Orb, priced at [-] essences, which can cast a curse to affect the health of the enemy.

Seeing this, Zell immediately thought of Ari. This Orb of Annihilation seems to be able to replace the Orb of Soul in her hand. If she needs a weapon, then this thing can be bought and given to her. expensive.

But let's see if she agrees to Gwen's request first. If she comes to be the receptionist of the coffee shop, she can buy it as a gift, and if she doesn't come, forget it.

……

When I came to the coffee shop the next day, Gwen had already made several sets of pajamas for Xiaolu, and Zell picked out the classic dinosaur style from them and stretched them with her hands.

Needless to say, the clothes made by Gwen are waterproof and fireproof. What Zell cares about is the comfort of wearing them.

The materials and stitching should be delicate, otherwise, if it rubs against the poro's own hair, it will not only make it difficult to put on and take off and cause the hair to be clipped, but also generate static electricity, making it uncomfortable to wear.

As for the elasticity, Zell doesn’t have to force it. Anyway, the clothes should be broken anyway. It would be great if there is a piece of clothing that can change with the body shape.

"The store manager, Ari replied to me."

"What did she say?" Hearing Gwen say that, Zell turned his attention away from the Poro's pajamas and looked at Gwen.

Gwen curled her lips and shook her head, apparently rejecting Gwen's invitation.

"I see, Gwen, thank you for your kindness." Zell smiled and patted her head, telling her not to lose heart.

Ahri didn't come as expected by Zell, if these heroes could be invited casually, it would be too cheap.

Now the question is, should we post recruitment notices?
Going downstairs to the glass room, Zell told the Poro about what happened yesterday.The poro chatted with each other a few times, promising not to get angry at the guest.As a result, as soon as Zell opened the door, they all jumped and ran out. It was really doubtful whether they had listened to it just now.

Normally, Roy would only release them after breakfast. Taking this opportunity, they poured into the back kitchen in groups, and soon Roy's anxious cry came from inside.

"Don't jump up! Hey, you can't eat the roux!"

Zell snickered in the living room, then leaned his upper body into the glass room and took out Xiaolu.

After stroking the top of her head with her fingers a few times, Xiaolu yawned lazily and opened her sleepy eyes.It turned out that something fell on its face, blocking its view.

It pouted back a few steps, and fell from Zell's hand.Getting up in a daze, seeing the brand new pajamas in front of my eyes, I immediately forgot all the pain.

(End of this chapter)