My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 105 I'll Play For You
Exit of the train station.

"Brother Lang! Keep in touch after returning to Suzhou City!"

Until getting into the taxi, Lu Xiaoyi was still waving goodbye to him from the window.

Looking at the business card in his hand, Meng Lang looked helpless.

It took less than an hour to meet each other by chance and call them brothers. This Lu Xiaoyi is worthy of being an account manager. Even if he came to their company to do sales, he would definitely not be bad.

He looked at the time, it was early in the afternoon, so he strode towards the bus station not far away.

According to the normal process of returning home, he bought a ticket for the nearest flight, and Meng Lang checked the ticket and entered the station.

When passing a stall selling children's toys and snacks for children.

"Mom! Mom! I want this bubble maker!"

A little boy took a middle-aged woman's hand and said coquettishly.

"Be obedient! We will be in the car soon, where can we play this in the car?"

The little boy pouted, but was reluctantly pulled away.

Seeing this scene, meng lang stopped suddenly.

He walked to the booth and took a look, and his eyes lit up slightly.

"Boss! Get me a handful of this.

Hmm... two bags of sugar-fried chestnuts. "

……

When meng lang put away the suitcase and got on the car, there were already many people in the car, and the front row was almost full.

The ticket he bought was seat 17, quite far behind...

He scanned around, and there were four people sitting in the first row. Coincidentally, the left side was the mother and son who wanted to buy toys before. It's not easy to separate the mother and child, right?
He could only smile kindly to an uncle sitting on the right.

"Uncle, I'm motion sick, and I'm afraid I'll vomit in the car, can you change seats with me, I'm on number 17.

It's not just that I bought too many chestnuts, and I can't finish them. You take the car to relieve boredom. "

The uncle looked like a farmer with a simple and honest face. Seeing the bag of fried chestnuts that Meng Lang handed over, he quickly shook his head and pushed it back.

"It's okay, it's okay! No matter what the matter, no one will be inconvenient when you are away from home. I will exchange it with you, and the chestnuts are no longer needed. Uncle brought food."

As he said that, he went to get the salute on the frame.

Meng Lang sighed inwardly.

Such a simple uncle... whose husband, whose father, and whose family is the pillar of the family?
"How can it be done, uncle, you have helped me a lot!"

Without any explanation, he stuffed the chestnuts into the hands of the uncle.

When the uncle saw Meng Lang's grateful expression, as if he had really done him a favor, he smiled honestly and refused to refuse.

When meng lang took off his backpack and sat down, he realized that a girl next to him was staring at him with big eyes.

The girl has wheat-colored healthy skin, is 1.7 meters tall, has neat short hair, wears a simple T-shirt that shows her figure, and has delicate features. She seems to be a college student returning home.

Meng Lang smiled politely and nodded, then took out his mobile phone, and while scrolling through posts about Bitcoin, peeled chestnuts, feeling contented.

After a while, half the bag was destroyed, and the stomach was half full.

After driving for more than half an hour, the car wobbled onto the mountain road, and the surrounding scenery began to change from the city circle to lush mountains.

Maybe it was because he used his brain too much this afternoon. Meng Lang suddenly felt that his eyelids were a little heavy due to the jolting sensation, and his head began to twitch little by little.

Most of the people in the car had been on their way for a day, and some of them had already started snoring, making the environment even more drowsy.

No no no!

If after falling asleep, the body falls freely as soon as you open your eyes, that would be a lot of fun.

If you fall asleep, you will die!

Under such mental stimulation, meng lang forced himself to widen his eyes.

But dozing off is something that can be endured if you want to. After 10 minutes, the drowsiness came back...

Just as he was thinking about whether to use the awl to stimulate his buttocks to strengthen his stimulation, a piece of mint was suddenly handed over to him.

"Huh?" Meng Lang turned his head in a daze, only to find that the girl next to him was looking at him.

"Eat it, it will refresh you!" The girl smiled.

"Uh...thank you!" Meng Lang thanked him in a daze, and took it inexplicably.

The people next to you on the long-distance bus are sleepy. Isn't it routine to keep quiet as much as possible so that people can have a good night's sleep?

Now it's popular to send mints to refresh yourself?what operation?
But Meng Lang really needs mints for sleepiness.

After eating a candy, the breath is so cold that the mind is sober.

He ate the candy and turned to look at the girl next to him.

Could this guy read minds and know I had to stay awake?
"Well... Would you like some chestnuts?" Meng Lang reciprocated, handing over the remaining half bag of chestnuts.

"No! It's better not to eat food from strangers when you're away from home."

"Uh……"

Meng Lang was confused, who am I?where am iWhat am I chewing on?
He took back the chestnut with a dry smile, thinking that this girl was quite interesting.

With the idea that diverting attention can refresh and pass the time, he asked the other party with great interest.

"Why did you give me mints? How do you know I don't want to sleep?"

"I don't know, I'm afraid that you really fell asleep." The girl took it for granted.

"Eh? Afraid I'll fall asleep? Why?" Meng Lang was stunned.

Did I fall asleep and affect the speed of the car?

"You don't get motion sickness at all, do you?" The girl looked at Meng Lang.

"This car has been driving for more than an hour, especially on the road around the mountain. People who get motion sickness will not be like you, swiping their phones while eating chestnuts like a normal person."

"Uh..." Meng Lang was speechless because it was the truth.

For people with motion sickness, swiping their mobile phones and eating are prohibited items that will aggravate their discomfort.

Seeing that meng lang was left speechless by what she said, the girl seemed to be more confident in her judgment.

"So, I'm worried that you'll 'accidentally' fall asleep later, and then rest your head on my shoulder. As a courtesy, do I have to wait until you wake up?"

"Uh……"

Co-author, is he being regarded as a routine guy who deliberately sits here and wants to strike up a conversation?

Meng Lang thought this was a little funny.

The little girl’s movie family, the rich woman I gave to Meng Xiaolang for nothing has cut off the world with her own hands, and will run more than 1000 kilometers to strike up a conversation with you?

"Hehe! What will you do if I really 'fall asleep' and lean over?" Meng Lang asked with interest.

The girl rolled her eyes, "Don't worry, I will wake you up politely and remind you to take good care of your belongings."

rash:"……"

Girls nowadays have a strong sense of self-protection. Are there any "anti-routine defense classes" taught in schools now?
wake me up...

"Please be sure to do that when the time comes, and I will thank you on behalf of everyone in the car!"

A beautiful girl who fights wits and courage with the air!I have to admit, you successfully predicted me...

The girl froze for a moment, thanked me as long as she thanked me, why thank me for the whole car?
"Dongxi Village has arrived, is there anyone coming down from Dongxi Village?"

"Dongxi Village has arrived, is there anyone coming down from Dongxi Village?"

At this time, the driver stopped at an intersection and shouted twice to the back.

Several people got out of the car with big bags and small bags. Seeing no one got out, the driver closed the door and the car continued on the road.

Meng Lang immediately became alert. If his memory is not bad, the road ahead will be very steep...

Sure enough, after walking for about ten minutes, a middle-aged woman in gray cloth suddenly rushed to the front door from behind.

"Driver! Stop! Stop! I've been in it!"

The driver rolled his eyes and didn't intend to stop.

"How do you park at this place? You can't get on the bus if you get off here! Go to the next stop and take the car back!"

"How can I do that! I paid the money, and it's all your fault. Why don't you call anyone when you arrive at the station!" The middle-aged woman was a little anxious.

"Why didn't you yell? I yelled several times, it's because you slept too hard."

"Why did I sleep so hard, it's because you were irresponsible and didn't shout! No, turn around and send me back now!"

"What are you thinking! It took half an hour to go back and forth, and there are so many people in the car, how could it be possible to turn around."

"Then I don't care! It's your fault, you have to be responsible!"

"Why is it my fault! Are you unreasonable?"

"Can you turn around?" The middle-aged woman was a little anxious, and took another step forward.

At this time, everyone was watching this scene with the mood of watching the excitement. No one thought of standing up to stop it, because no one thought that it was just an inconspicuous quarrel that would eventually turn into a tragedy...

"Hey! Auntie, for our safety, please stay away from the driver, can you?"

At this moment, meng lang stood up and blocked the middle-aged woman's attempt to continue approaching.

"Who are you, just meddle in your own business!" The middle-aged woman immediately glared at Meng Lang like a cockfight with its feathers blown out, showing her shrew look.

Everyone in the car looked like they were watching the show, and even the girl looked at Meng Lang's operation with a puzzled expression.

I don't know why this guy wants to go into this kind of muddy water that has nothing to do with him.

Meng Lang sighed helplessly.

Looking at the vixen's big and three-faced look on the other side, Meng Lang, who is not working hard, may not be an opponent if he really wants to fight.

This is forcing me to use "massive deterrent weapons"!

He lifted the hem of his clothes, revealing the handle of a short black knife, and then pulled out a section of his right hand, a silvery white reflection made the air in the car quiet for a moment.

The pair of mother and daughter who were close could see clearly. The mother immediately hugged her child with frightened eyes.

The middle-aged woman on the opposite side turned pale with fright.

"I just asked you to stay away from the driver, isn't that okay?" Meng Lang just looked at her indifferently.

"Yes... I'm sorry!" The woman didn't dare to blow her hair at this time, and returned to her seat trembling as if fleeing.

The driver was driving, and Meng Lang turned his back to him, so he didn't see this scene, and thought it was Meng Lang who frightened the woman away, so he couldn't help but be grateful.

"Thank you little brother! There are so many unreasonable people now!"

The driver who was talking about it, didn't know that he had just walked through the gate of hell.

Relieved, Meng Lang sat back in his seat, but the girl next to him shivered in fright and shrank towards the window.

Ugh……

"Did you know that at this speed, as long as the steering wheel is turned 10 degrees, the car will hit the guardrail in the next second? Do you know that the guardrail here is in disrepair? Do you know that there is a cliff outside this road? You know the cliff Does the flow rate of the river below exceed 10m per second?"

A series of questions, the girl who asked was taken aback, and after a while, she stared out the window blankly.

The car was galloping against the guardrail, and looking down, one could clearly see the turbulent river tens of meters below.

For some reason, a layer of cold sweat appeared on the girl's back.

The rest of the journey was really quiet.

The middle-aged woman was also frightened and got out of the car in a hurry at the next stop, and the security alarm was completely deactivated!
……

"Tch!" The car door opened, and Meng Lang picked up his backpack and got up.

He paused before getting out of the car, and suddenly pulled out the "short knife" from his bosom, and flung it lightly into the little boy's bosom under the somewhat frightened eyes of the mother.

"Little friend, let me play for you!"

After speaking, he got out of the car with a smile and walked away.

After the incident, the clothes are gone, and the merit and fame are deeply hidden...

The girl next to him watched in a daze as the little boy pulled out the knife with a look of excitement.

"Wow, great!"

The blade of the knife was cut on the armrest, making the DuangDuang sound of wood knocking...

(End of this chapter)