My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 161
"What post-processing, you can really edit.

But if you know a little P picture, your circle of friends in college will not be full of straight men. "

Duan Xian brought a fruit platter and put it in front of Meng Lang.

"What straight masculinity?" Meng Lang stuffed an apple into his mouth and asked in confusion.

"Girls have three treasures when taking selfies, staring and pouting at a 45-degree angle. Straight men take pictures with seriousness and curled lips. The uglier the better."

"Uh... Hey! I'm also an outstanding member of the 'Photographer Association' after graduation. Is it as bad as you said?"

Duan Xian rolled his eyes upon hearing this.

"Don't mention your fan association. I believed in your ghost, so I asked you to take a photo for me. What happened? The posture is stiff and the composition is strange. I am 1.8 meters tall and let you take it It became 1.6 meters.

Did you know that from that day on, all the male students in the class set the background of my incoming call reminders as your photo?
I really thank you for unifying the weights and measures for me! "

emm...

I thought it was because I had great skills and my works were deeply loved by the students, but I didn't expect that I accidentally saved the respect of the whole class?

"Who made you look so angry? You didn't even know how many people wanted to sack you in the middle of the night when you just entered school. Single dogs lived in the same era and the same school as you, how sad it is..."

When talking about all kinds of things in college, both Meng Lang and Duan Xian couldn't help but smile.

Recently, a string has been tense, but Meng Lang enjoys such a rare and relaxing moment.

How many people have tried their best, in fact, just to live an ordinary life.

It's just that the ordinary future of their generation...is precarious...

Duan Xian's parents went out for a walk after dinner, leaving the space at home to the three young people.

Seeing the hinting look in Duan's mother's eyes before she left, meng lang knew that her old man hadn't given up yet.

At this time, Xiao Yi was curled up watching TV, and Meng Lang and Meng Lang were sitting on the sofa chatting.

[In the early trading on April 4, the price of Bitcoin suddenly fell sharply, with a drop as high as 10% at one point, causing 10 people to liquidate their positions. Financial regulators once again reminded investors to pay attention to related risks...]

Duan Xiaoyi changed the channel casually.

"This virtual currency seems to be very popular recently. Many people around me are playing it, and they told me that this thing can be used for retirement. Is it true?"

"If you want to buy it now, I don't know if it will be able to provide for the elderly. Basically, it will be enough for the end of life." Meng Lang said this while eating the fruit.

"Uh……"

[Xinhua News Agency reported that the snake head of the twelve animal heads, a national treasure, has finally been seen again after 158 years. It will be exhibited for the first time at Suzhou Museum in the near future...]

['Must die' 8700 million user data leaks continue to ferment, Berg Zucker was questioned by Congress at the Black Palace on the 10th, the following is the scene...

"You think you don't have a monopoly?"

"Yes we don't."

……

"I swear, he looks like he's wearing a mask."

"Can you laugh? To prove you can."

"Okay stop laughing, it's kind of scary."

"Are you sure you're not a robot?"]

It's seven o'clock in the evening, Duan Xiaoyi has changed a few channels, and it's all news.

"Tsk! The expression management of this robot is really in place." Duan Xian couldn't help complaining when he saw the weird smile with completely symmetrical arcs on the screen.

"Well! At least this robot has a lot of power to speak..." Meng Lang looked at Berg Zucker on the screen thoughtfully.

"One-third of the world's people are using it to die, so can they have less power to speak?"

"Then tell me, if I can hack his 'Need to Die' account and use it to force the tyrant to announce a 'Doomsday Declaration', how many people in the world will believe it?" Meng Lang touched his chin.

"Hmm! Your idea is very creative, and the whole effect is full, but we don't use it in our country, so we have to die."

"What about adding penguins?

The combination of these two companies' social media has covered nearly half of the world's population. At the same time, the official announcement, can the effect explode? "

"I don't know how others will react when they see it, but I definitely don't believe it anyway.

Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, stop spreading gooses..."

"Hey, hey! Anyway, it's the official end of the world, can you seriously think about it?"

"If you have time to think about the end of the world, I think it's better to care about housing prices. Thanks to the trade conflict, housing prices in Suzhou have risen again in the past two days..."

Meng Lang sighed helplessly.

Indeed, for ordinary people, instead of worrying about the doomsday in a few decades, it may be better to care about tomorrow's housing prices.

The content of chatting between men is nothing more than talking about housing prices, talking about the stock market, and then talking about macroeconomics, CPI...

Duan Xiaoyi didn't bother them either, just pressed the remote control in boredom.

When the channel switched to a variety show, she sat up slightly, as if she had finally found a show she was interested in.

"Hey! Seriously, you didn't think about developing in the entertainment industry in the past? It's a pity for your face that depends on the sky. If you work hard, maybe you can become more popular than him?"

Meng Lang pointed to a huge close-up on TV, a handsome and hopelessly handsome male star.

Although I can't name him, this male celebrity seems to have a high appearance rate recently.

"Entertainment circle? Have you never heard of 'Once you enter the circle, it's as deep as the ocean, and since then you're a passerby with sincerity'? The entertainment circle is so complicated.

But it means that I don't have this ambition, otherwise I will definitely be hotter than him. "

"Pull it down? Just you, can you compare with my Chao Ge? You are not allowed to insult my idol like this!"

Duan Xiaoyi, who was watching the show, quit, and for the first time intervened in the conversation between the two men.

"Hey! I'm your own brother, I don't recognize you for the sake of chasing stars!" Duan Xian stared.

"Chao Ge is different from those ordinary stars. For the sake of my idol brother, I will kill my brother righteously to show you!" Duan Xiaoyi stared back without showing any weakness.

[Feel how the fingertips stopped at my origin, how to freeze time instantly.

Remember to look into my firm eyes, maybe there is no tomorrow.

Facing the vast sea of ​​stars, we are as small as dust, floating helplessly...]

Meng Lang was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but listen.

[Fate allows us to meet in troubled times, but fate wants us to love each other in times of crisis.

Maybe the future is far away in light years, I would like to wait for you in the unknown.

I never thought I would be so crazy because of you...]

Even Meng Lang had to say that the star's singing voice had a tingling, penetrating, and enchanting charm.

Several people were immersed in the beautiful singing at the same time.

【The universe is huge and indifferent, our love is small and flickering, but the bumps are so selfless...】

After singing the song, the screen on the TV switched to the screaming and cheering crowd below, Duan Xiaoyi clasped her hands tightly, and there were little stars in her eyes.

"As expected of my idol, I love it!"

Duan Xian also smacked his mouth insincerely. "Emm... Well, I admit, this guy is a rare rival."

"Huh?" X2.

"Uh...well, actually, I think I'm more suitable to follow the idol school route than the power school..."

"Cut!" X2.

"Give up unrealistic fantasies and live in the moment, okay? It's also a B. If you go north, you're NB, and if you go south, you're SB. The most important thing in life is direction."

Meng Lang almost pissed off, Xiao Yi was really merciless to her brother during this period.

"You probably have no chance at this level, but you can settle for the next best thing. People should have some dreams. What if they come true?" Meng Lang held back his laugh, patted Duan Xian on the shoulder and encouraged him.

Duan Xian rolled his eyes, "Don't bother you, my dream in life is very simple, not that complicated."

"What dream? Three thousand beauties in the harem?" Meng Lang asked curiously.

"Brother, you still don't understand me." Duan Xian looked disillusioned.

"Actually, having a job with a stable income, marrying a beautiful wife, and having a loving brother... is enough!"

Meng Lang thought for a while and nodded.

"Hmm! It's indeed a simple and unpretentious dream... Dalang almost thinks so too."

Duan Xian: "..."

"Pfft!" Duan Xiaoyi also sprayed. "I didn't realize that you are quite funny."

"Really? It may be that my usual humor is not so obvious."

"Hmm! If you're not too good at it, maybe it's really my kind!"

"Uh……"

"Heh! You two still cherish each other? How about I go and you two chat?" Duan Xian looked at the two of them with his arms crossed.

"Cut! Just chat! Bring the phone, I'll scan you!" Duan Xiaoyi actually took out the phone while talking.

emm...

Meng Lang broke into a sweat, quite suddenly, he looked at Duan Xian speechlessly.

Your sister wants to add me, should I add it or not?
Duan Xian was also speechless, if you really want to add it, you can add it?

This is the first time he sees his younger sister looking for a man who asks for his contact information, but it's not that the two really see each other, right?

Then this uncle, should I do it or not?I feel very complicated...

"Oh, I'll do it myself!"

Duan Xiaoyi saw that Meng Lang hadn't moved for a long time, so she directly took the phone he had placed on the table, swiped it at his face to unlock it, and then operated it with her fingers for a while.

"Drip!" The friend was successfully added.

Meng Lang sweated a little. There is still "self-help" for adding friends?

Although the number of beauties asking him to scan codes to add friends has suddenly increased recently, he is already somewhat immune.

But counting the previous few times, whether it is Lu Kexin or Lin Haitang and Yan Weiwei, they are completely purposeful, soulless scanning codes, full of various routines in the city.

This should be the first time to be friended by a beautiful woman in a serious way, and I am a little excited when I think about it.

Then... I saw Duan Xiaoyi operating on her mobile phone for a while.

【Ding!Your Zhifubao received 20 million yuan. 】

"Huh?" X2.

Seeing the surprised gazes of the two, Duan Xiaoyi frowned.

"I just took a signing fee a while ago, it's not much, I will pay you 20 first, and I will pay back the rest after I make a lot of money!"

Meng Lang's little excitement subsided instantly.

It turns out that the purpose of adding friends is to pay back the money...

think too much.

For the pure purpose of in-depth communication, the beauty takes the initiative to add her friends and other bridges... It really is an illusion of life...

It's like every time someone calls a handsome guy on the street, I know I shouldn't, but I still look back.

We all understand the truth, but sometimes the story is too provocative and emotions are at work...

Meng Lang sighed inwardly, and was about to say something when he was interrupted by Duan Xiaoyi.

"Hey! The love between you and my brother is equal to the other. Brothers have to settle accounts clearly. We still have to pay back the money that should be paid. Otherwise, I always feel that I owe you something. When I see you, I always feel that I am Mom is going to sell me."

"Uh...actually..."

"Okay, I know what you're trying to say, I can understand it, but I can't accept it.

If you still insist, then I can only say "little girl has nothing to repay, but promise with her body".

You want money, or you want me, you choose. "

Duan Xiao's art language is not amazing, but Duan Xian and Meng Lang are so sweaty.

Do you want money or people?

It's all here, how can he choose?
Choose money to get points, choose people to get life!
"Okay! Let's talk then." Seeing that she had calmed down the situation, Duan Xiaoyi stood up with a smile and prepared to leave.

"Hey! Why are you going?" Duan Xian asked.

Duan Xiaoyi pointed to Chaoge's handsome face on TV.

"Go back to the house and make a wallpaper, lick the screen!"

rash:"……"

Duan Xian: "..."

Until Duan Xiaoyi gracefully disappeared into the living room with her hands behind her back, Meng Lang was stunned for a long time before clicking his tongue and giving him a thumbs up.

"Lingmei is really a temperamental person!"

Duan Xian smiled wryly, "I've been used to my own way since I was a child, but my elder brother is really inferior to my younger sister, alas!"

The younger sister was required to share the burden of his father's medical treatment. He, as an elder brother, felt a little disappointed.

"What's the rush? How long have you just graduated? It will take time to make some achievements.

When you get old, you will find that money is something that you don't bring with you when you die..."

"I didn't feel comforted at all when these words came out of your mouth."

"Hey! If you really have an idea, why don't you help me? I'm short of people here.

I can at least help you realize two-thirds of your dreams. "Meng Lang looked at Duan Xian and smiled half-jokingly.

He is short of money and people, trustworthy people!
Now he doesn't even understand the cause and solution of madman's disease, and it's hard enough to save himself, let alone save human beings, but at least he has seen the dawn.

But even if he can live past 2043, he may still have to face the extremely chaotic apocalypse. Every trustworthy person is the capital of his survival.

Those who don't plan for the world are not enough for a moment.

Have to think about it, increase the available manpower.

It can't be that the other party has thousands of troops, and you are still a group of old and weak women and children, right?
If I work hard to develop good buddies, won't I have "one hundred thousand Duan Xian"?
"Lack of people? Last time I heard from you, I found out that your company has a particularly high disability rate. Could it be that you went abroad to work as a mercenary?" Duan Xian looked suspicious.

In a sense, what I did was more dangerous than that...

So far, there are only a few deaths!

"To be a hero in life, to be a hero in death, a man has to die..."

"Stop, stop, stop! What does your company want to do?"

"Here we go to Quantai Recruitment Department, with one hundred thousand flags and behead Yama!"

Duan Xian: "..."

Can you speak human words?
(End of this chapter)