My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 170 Three Kingdoms Kill
"The rules of the game are very simple, here are 4 cards, there is a big king, a small king, and two common cards.

The 4 of us draw cards separately, the one who draws the king will be punished, and the one who draws the king can ask a question.

You must answer the questions honestly, and if you choose not to answer, you will be fined a drink.

Of course, light rain can be replaced with bitter melon juice.

In addition, each question can only be asked once, and the same question cannot be asked to the same person repeatedly! "

After listening to Meng Lang's explanation of the rules, Yan Weiwei pouted.

"Isn't this Truth or Dare?"

Two people fight for wine, and it turns into four people playing games, so her plan will come to naught...

"Oh, it's fine if you don't play. In fact, drinking too much hurts your feelings. Let's go watch TV." Meng Lang looked indifferent.

Yan Weiwei rolled her eyes, thinking that this was also a good opportunity to spy on Meng Lang's details.

"Who said I don't play! I'm afraid of you!"

"What about you?" Meng Langtu stared blankly at Lin Haitang.

"It sounds very interesting, I want to play!" Xiao Yu smiled and raised her hand.

Three to one, Lin Haitang couldn't refuse now, so he could only nod his head in agreement.

After a while, several people cleared the table and sat on the sofa in a circle.

There is a cup in front of everyone, three glasses of white wine, and a cup of bitter melon juice.

The game officially begins.

Meng Lang shuffled the four cards in his hand and put them on the table, and then each of them chose one.

After everyone drew the cards, Meng Lang opened it and saw that it was an ordinary card, and he felt a little regretful.

"Hahaha! I'm Xiaowang! Who has drawn the king?" Yan Weiwei said excitedly.

"It's me." Lin Haitang reluctantly flipped over the cards in his hand, revealing the big trump card.

Now Meng Lang regained his energy and looked at Yan Weiwei, expecting her to ask a question that interested him.

"Then I'll ask a question, hehe!" Yan Weiwei rolled her eyes.

"Ask! What is my Fetion nickname?"

rash:"???"

Lin Haitang: "..."

What the hell!

Meng Lang was stunned for a moment before he realized that this guy was deliberately releasing water.

It's not right... It's not appropriate to say that it's watering, it's obviously a public molestation!
"Hey! Haitang, we are good sisters who are more affectionate than Jin Jian, so we must keep our guns open!" Yan Weiwei glanced at a certain wave pointingly.

That meaning is already quite explicit.

This is to reach a deal with Lin Haitang, let each other out, and deal with Meng Lang together.

"Hey! You're going too far!" Meng Lang was speechless.

"Why am I going too far, is there a rule in your rules that you cannot form an alliance? Interpersonal relationship is also a kind of strength!" Yan Weiwei spoke plausibly.

Meng Lang couldn't refute.

After all, in this truth or dare, combining vertical and horizontal is a kind of strategy, but he can't say anything.

It's just that she didn't expect that Yan Weiwei did it without hiding it.

Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart!

Yan Weiwei's purpose is very clear, to get drunk...at least to get Meng Lang half drunk, so what will be the next question and answer?
You can shake out all the secrets of this guy in one go!
Meng Lang secretly thought it was bad, if these two guys plan to co-operate to pour me down, then the situation will be very bad for me...

"I drink!"

However, unexpectedly, Lin Haitang rolled her eyes at Yan Weiwei, but she just took a sip from the wine glass and got bored.

The attitude is obvious...don't accept molesting!

The alliance is broken!

"Pfft!" Meng Lang burst into laughter, and Yan Weiwei's smug smile froze immediately.

With Yan Weiwei's mournful face, the second round of the game began.

"Yeah! I'm Xiao Wang!" Xiao Yu said excitedly.

"I'm the king." This time it was Meng Lang's turn to win, but he had a smile on his face.

Don't even look at his relationship with Xiaoyu?Take care!

Meng Lang tried his best to wink at Xiao Yu.

"Uncle, ask a question! My sister and Weiwei fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"

emm...

Everyone's eyes were fixed on meng lang.

Seeing Xiao Yu with a smirk on his face, Meng Lang's face collapsed.

Obviously, my little padded jacket... leaked air...

Logically speaking, I should choose Lin Haitang, after all, he is the official CP.

But speaking in public like this is tantamount to confessing on the spot. With so many people, if the other party is as thin-skinned as last time and turns around and walks away, how can I continue to talk?

Besides, one is the predecessor and the other is the next.

Saving my ex is a waste of love, saving my next one is not a way out?
Good guy, no matter how you choose, you are a scumbag!

It's worthy of a millennium gift proposition!
"Cough! I can't swim."

"Assume you can swim!"

"Then I can swim very well, and I can save two at the same time."

"You can't take chances, uncle, you can only choose one, hee hee!"

"..."

Meng Lang vaguely saw the little devil's tail sticking out from behind Xiao Yu, shaking and shaking.

He could only hold up his glass helplessly. "I drink."

In the third game, the big king was Lin Haitang again, and the little Wang Menglang.

He suddenly became excited, finally, the opportunity came!
"Ask! What do you think is the most special thing about yourself compared to other people?"

Um?special?

Lin Haitang was stunned for a moment, apparently not expecting Meng Lang to ask such a question, so he hesitated for a moment.

"I drink!"

"What???" Meng Lang, who was looking forward to it, was dumbfounded.

Even if you say you are very beautiful, I recognize it, what does it mean to not answer?
Forget about the teaser just now, you can also drink the sub-questions?

Does the wine taste good?

and many more!Could it be... is this guy hiding something on purpose?
Meng Lang couldn't understand this guy's operation...

The game continued, in the fourth game, Xiao Yu asked questions, Yan Weiwei answered.

"Sister Yan, if my sister and uncle fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"

Everyone: "..."

Is it over yet?

But this question...

"That goes without saying! Of course I..." Yan Weiwei blurted out.

But Meng Lang coughed, "Cough! Student Yan, what I need to remind you is that what you are about to give up is your lifesaver.

To be ungrateful is against the way of chivalry! "

Yan Weiwei: "..."

Well, what he said seems to make sense.

He looked at Lin Haitang with some confusion, and then at Meng Lang.

One is a good girlfriend and the other is a lifesaver, it seems inappropriate to give up on either one.

I gritted my teeth. "I drink!"

now it's right!It's hard to be the same!hey-hey!
In the fifth round, Lin Haitang asked questions and Meng Lang answered.

Lin Haitang thought for a while, "Hmm...do you like sweet or salty food?"

What? !

Everyone looked at Lin Haitang in unison.

"Hai Tang, you...how can you do this? Is this a problem?" Yan Weiwei looked unacceptable.

It's fine if you don't help me, but you actually help him?
Plastic sister flowers!

"Why is it not a question? I used question marks." Lin Haitang avoided Yan Weiwei's gaze.

Her ideas are also simple.

Yan Weiwei's goal is to "speak the truth after drinking".

What if meng lang was drunk and would talk nonsense and say something like "like the law"?
So many people, how embarrassing?
What's more, this guy has so many secrets, if he really says something that can't be said...

Even if he didn't silence the people present, it would definitely be troublesome for him.

So her strategy is also very simple.

Bao Menglang, pour Yan Weiwei as soon as possible to end this game!

"Cough! I like sweet ones."

The first person who chose to answer the question instead of drink finally showed up!

Although Meng Lang also felt that Lin Haitang was acting a little weird.

But the "targets" regard themselves as "allies", so the situation is even better!

At the beginning of the sixth round, Meng Lang asked and Yan Weiwei answered.

"Excuse me, at what age did you start practicing martial arts?"

Everyone: "..."

"3 years old?" Even Yan Weiwei herself didn't have the confidence to answer.

Did this guy take the wrong medicine?
There is no such thing as repaying grievances with virtue!
If you do this, it makes me feel ashamed to attack you...

Regarding this, Meng Lang said that his goal was never Yan Weiwei.

On the contrary, if she gets drunk, it means the game is over, so how can he say what Lin Haitang said?

Judging from Lin Haitang's calm expression just now that he drank two cups without changing his expression...

Among the three, Yan Weiwei might be the worst at drinking!

So his strategy is to protect Yan Weiwei, it is best to instigate her, let her know her way back, and besiege Lin Haitang together with him!

Maybe you can directly "speak the truth after drinking", is it all in one step?
In the seventh round, Xiao Yu asked and Lin Haitang answered.

"Excuse me, uncle and sister Weiwei fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"

Appeared!Sure enough, it appeared again!

For Lin Haitang, this is also a proposition.

Not to mention that both of them are kind to her and Xiaoyu, choosing one will affect the friendship with the other, and she can't choose in terms of feelings.

What else can I do?
Lin Haitang had no choice but to give Xiao Yu a blank look, and directly drank another cup.

Xiao Yu achieves triple kill without damage!

Seeing Xiaoyu covering her mouth and giggling, she looks like a weasel who stole a little hen.

The three looked at each other, and suddenly reached a tacit understanding.

In the eighth game, Meng Lang asked and Xiao Yu answered.

Meng Lang gave a smirk, "Hey! Excuse me, your sister and your sister Weiwei fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first?"

"I'll save Sister Weiwei first!"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yu gave the answer without thinking.

"Uh... so decisive?" Meng Lang was dumbfounded.

"Hey! Because my sister can swim!"

"No! Let's say your sister can't." Meng Lang said immediately.

Xiao Yu's face was a little embarrassing.

This is repaying the body of the person in the way of the person!

"I... I'm still so young, how can I be a child to save people!"

"It's okay, assuming you are Superman."

"Superman can save two at the same time!"

"Then suppose that one of them falls into the Pacific Ocean and the other into the Atlantic Ocean!"

Xiaoyu: "..."

"Xiaoyu, how does sister Weiwei treat you? If you only care about Haitang, my sister will be heartbroken..." Yan Weiwei pitifully gave an assist.

"I... I can't drink it."

With a bitter face, Xiao Yu pinched her nose and poured a glass of bitter gourd juice into her mouth, her little face wrinkled into a ball.

Meng Lang chuckled and achieved the achievement "Thousands of arrows fired together".

The same problem, no one in the audience was spared!

Then there are several rounds of you asking me to answer.

Lin Haitang asked Yan Weiwei: "Do you really like girls?"

Yan Weiwei, who is usually talkative, looked embarrassed and did it.

Yan Weiwei asked Meng Lang: "Is it serious to draw a dragon with your left hand and a rainbow with your right?"

Under Yan Weiwei's fiery gaze, Meng Lang did it.

Many questions were left unanswered by the interviewees.

However, if you ask someone a question, if he answers something that is not what you asked, then he has already answered, there is no need to ask any more...

It was Meng Lang's turn to ask Lin Haitang again. It seemed difficult to do it in one step, so don't rush it.

So he decided to figure it out slowly, starting with the most basic situation.

"What's your blood type?"

Lin Haitang did it.

rash:"……"

He's all bad.

Even if you ask about the blood type, you can still know whether the autobiography at home contains type A blood, and at least it can be an exclusion item!
You don't even give this chance?This is a bit too much!

Did you realize my purpose?
Xiao Yu has played soy sauce in the past few rounds, looking at this for a while, and looking at that for a while, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

"The world of adults...is really complicated..."

After watching a few rounds, she has roughly analyzed the "enemy and enemy situation map" on the field.

Yan Weiwei wants to join forces with Lin Haitang to overwhelm Meng Lang, Lin Haitang seems to want to join forces with Meng Lang to overwhelm Yan Weiwei, and Meng Lang wants to join hands with Yan Weiwei to overwhelm Lin Haitang...

The situation is called a complex.

Even with Xiaoyu's clever little head, he was a bit of a Muggle when he met this group of guys who didn't play cards according to common sense.

A good truth-telling, Shengsheng was played as the Three Kingdoms Killer...

Fortunately, I am a "traitor", Xiaoyu showed a smirk.

"Ask! Uncle, how much savings do you have?"

Meng Lang: "...I drink."

One hour later...

"I can't do it anymore! I'm going to get drunk if I play again, how about we stop here?"

Meng Lang's face was flushed at this time, and the alcohol was already a little high.

Worried about being really drunk for a while, and walking the old path of a scumbag, he quickly offered to end the game.

The main reason is... that Lin Haitang doesn't get in, so he can't ask anything at all, so he's still playing der!
"I can't do it either, my mouth is so bitter." Xiao Yu stuck out her tongue.

"Hmm! Agree!"

Among the three, Lin Haitang obviously drank the most, but she didn't look drunk at all, but was the most sober one.

This made meng lang speechless inwardly. Should he be said to be a girl from the north?

Misjudged the enemy's strength!

"No... no! I haven't poured you out yet, how... how could it end like this! Come... again!"

Looking at Yan Weiwei who was already slumped on the sofa with a big tongue, they automatically ignored her opinion.

With a bitter face, Xiao Yu quickly ran to rinse her mouth.

Lin Haitang sent meng lang to the door.

"go to bed early."

"Ah, you too."

As soon as he turned around, he couldn't help but turned around and asked again, "Lawyer Lin, what is your blood type?"

Lin Haitang: "..."

Seeing the other party's strange expression, meng lang coughed dryly.

"Cough! It's nothing else, I'm just curious why you would rather drink than answer such a simple question.

You know, once a person's curiosity is aroused, then..."

"Type O." "Bang!"

"Uh……"

Looking at the closed door, Meng Lang scratched his head.

It seems that it can basically be ruled out, after all, I have type A blood.

After a prosperous night, you can find out the blood type of the person. You have to investigate the year of the monkey to find out the horoscope of the person's birthday?
This is forcing me to use a hyperspace weapon...

"It's decided! The next battle will be you! Lawyer Lin!"

　There is a 515 explosion event today, and there will be another chapter tomorrow

　　
　
(End of this chapter)