My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 180 Are You Sure You Have Been in a Car Accident Before?
"I will never give up!"

At the end, leaving such a sentence, the best actor of the year looked up at his stubborn and unwilling face, and left with tears...

Only Meng Lang was left in a mess in the wind...

In just a few words, the acting skills are overwhelming and the dry goods are full.

A sadomasochistic love triangle in which a rich girl falls in love with a poor boy and wants to marry, but Luo Hua intentionally and ruthlessly loves the poor boy.

"Tsk tsk! Such a beautiful girl, and it's an upside down. Young people nowadays don't know how to cherish it at all."

"Who says no? If you choose her, how many years of struggle will be saved in this life."

"It's so unfair, he's not as handsome as me!"

"I think this young man is right. He doesn't want the young and beautiful Bai Fumei. What does this mean? It means true love!"

"Look at the other girl, if I were to be replaced, I must be true love too!"

"It's right to talk about feelings, but it's a big mistake to talk about feelings and hurt money!
In fact, do a good job of time management...cough! "

"A young man doesn't know how to be a rich woman, and mistakenly regards true love as a treasure..."

"Vulgar! True love is invincible, I admire this little brother's perseverance for love!
Of course, if he can give me the phone number of the young lady just now, then I will be grateful to him forever! "

"..."

When the actor left, the crowd around immediately started talking about it, some were envious, some were sorry, and some were appreciative.

Anyway, there are already a lot of labels on Meng Lang's head, such as "love is stronger than gold", "single-feeling", "unmoved by money" and other positive comments...

There were even booing in the crowd to get the two to "be together" directly.

It's not a big deal to watch the excitement!

When Meng Lang came back to his senses, he wanted to catch up and ask, but where was Duan Xiaoyi?
Turning his head again, he found that Duan Xian had also disappeared.

What the hell!

You brothers and sisters dug a hole and ran away?

……

In the grass, two pairs of eyes watched from a distance.

"How about it, my 36 tricks of beauty trap, the effect is good, right?"

Duan Xiaoyi's face was full of complacency at this time, where was the lovely and pitiful look just now.

Beauty trap?Duan Xian rolled his eyes.

"Are you sure your trick is effective, will the medicine be too aggressive?"

"What do you know! If you are seriously ill, you have to take strong medicine!
Believe me, women can be very jealous, especially when it comes to a competitor who is equal to her.

Even an outstanding beauty like me has fallen, so that doesn't mean that Brother Xiaomeng is outstanding?

This move of mine not only uplifts Xiao Mengge's stalwart image, but also stimulates the other party's sense of crisis, killing two birds with one stone.

It will definitely make her look at Little Meng differently!
hum!If we women deal with women, then there is nothing wrong with you men! Duan Xiaoyi looked confident.

Duan Xian: "..."

……

It has to be said that Duan Xiaoyi has at least one good sentence.

Ou Lu really looked at Meng Lang differently at this moment.

Seeing the strange eyes of Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling staring at him, Meng Lang felt embarrassed.

I'm really just here to get acquainted, and discuss academic issues by the way.

Originally, when I came up to "make friends", I was afraid that people would misunderstand that I had bad intentions, and I wanted to use my identity as a fellow to get closer.

As a result of the trouble now, the label of "suitor" was directly welded to his forehead.

How can you continue my task today?

Meng Lang was really a Muggle.

For the sake of the high-quality life of human beings in the future, the mountains and rivers are safe, and the world is safe, I have the cheek to dedicate my first conversation.

You are here to make trouble for me!
Can you still let me quietly investigate the truth by myself?

Meng Lang told himself to be calm at this time.

No need to ask, this must be the old man of fate who tripped me up!
"Xiao Lu, I didn't even know that you had such a suitor in Wushi.

For the sake of you, such a beautiful girl refused, and even chased him to Sushi, such a persistent man, why don't you think about it? "

Lin Xiaoling spoke with a hint of ridicule.

"What are you talking about!" Ou Lu gave her a helpless look.

"Sir, I really don't know you. Your friend must have misunderstood. Please explain to her."

Inexplicably involved in a strange "love triangle", she also felt a little helpless.

"I also really want to explain..."

Meng Lang was also helpless.

He was belatedly aware of it at this moment, Xiao Yi obviously misunderstood what he thought of Ou Lu.

However, the assists she thought she was a god were all about pitting her teammates against her strength!

The point is, the acting is so good that I almost doubt myself!

You said you owe me favors, but Oscar owes you a statuette...

"Oh, it's almost time, Xiaolu, let's go, we won't be able to catch the bus for a while!" At this moment, Lin Xiaoling looked at her watch and exclaimed.

"I'm sorry, handsome guy. What a coincidence. We really have something to do. Next time I have a chance, I will definitely help you!"

After writing a bad check, he pulled Ou Lu to leave quickly and walked towards a bus outside the door.

Seeing Meng Lang deflated, that Doctor Fang gloated at him, and then followed.

"Oh!" Meng Lang sighed helplessly.

Go out the door and look at the bus.

A sign was placed in a conspicuous position on the front of the car, saying "The First Affiliated Hospital of Soochow University" and "Canglang Cup Special Car".

emm...

He bowed his head and pondered for a moment.

When we arrived at the venue, there was a sea of ​​people, and the chances of finding Ou Lu again were very slim.

This is an excellent opportunity to cut into that disaster, is it necessary to let it slip away in vain?

Wouldn't that be a disappointment to the opportunity Xiao Yu worked so hard to create for herself?

"If you are poor, you will be good for yourself. If you are rich, you will benefit the world. Take it as a success in your studies... Let's return to our hometown..."

Meng Lang took a deep breath and walked towards the bus...

He got into the car as if nothing had happened, and nodded to the driver with a friendly smile.

The driver only thought that Meng Lang was also a doctor who came out of the hospital and was going to see the Cang Lang Cup together, and he returned a friendly smile.

The car rubbing plan...success!
Sure enough, as long as I am not embarrassed, no one will be embarrassed...

But he hadn't taken two steps before he was recognized.

"Hey! I said, why are you still following? The ghost is still there!"

It was the doctor Fang who spoke.

Dr. Fang, who was originally sitting on the bus and thinking about how to get close to the beautiful woman for a while, was immediately annoyed when he saw Meng Lang follow them onto the bus with such a pretentious manner, and immediately stood up to stop her.

Doctor Fang's words were loud, and immediately attracted the attention of other doctors, and everyone looked over.

The driver also looked back in surprise.

For a while, meng lang became the focus again.

Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling, who were sitting in the middle of the bus, naturally noticed it too.

"Wow! I've seen someone chasing and beating hard, but I've never seen such a chasing and beating one!
I said Xiaolu, are you sure you don't remember him?
Could it be your childhood sweetheart who came to make a romantic agreement with you like 'I will treat you to grow your hair to your waist'?
I already have a TV series running in my head! "Lin Xiaoling laughed.

"Don't talk nonsense." Ou Lu blushed a little, but looked at Meng Lang even more strangely.

"You can get in the car, why can't I?" Faced with the questioning, Meng Lang said calmly without blushing or panting.

The doctor Fang was taken aback by his straightforward tone, and then sneered.

"Do you think this is a bus? Check the sign on the front of the bus, it's a special bus for the First Affiliated Hospital!"

"I know, so why can't I sit?"

Doctor Fang almost laughed angrily.

"What? You want to tell me that you are still a doctor in our hospital?"

"What? Do you know all the doctors in the hospital?" Meng Lang asked without answering.

Doctor Fang was at a loss for words.

The First Affiliated Hospital of Soochow University has complete departments and departments, and its scale is also one of the best in Suzhou City.

There are 30 clinical departments, 7 medical technology departments, 19 clinical medicine teaching and research departments, and 15 cranial nerve and cardiovascular disease research departments.

Not to mention the current employees, there are more than 1400 doctors included!

The temple is so big that the abbot dare not claim to know every monk, let alone a small doctor.

But seeing the goddess next to her looking at her, Dr. Fang naturally couldn't be questioned by this guy, as it would damage his image.

He rolled his eyes.

"Oh! Okay, you said you are a doctor, so you must know some common medical knowledge?"

"This... I know a little bit about it."

"Okay, let me ask you, if your kidneys are not good and you have undergone a kidney transplant, how many kidneys do you have?"

"Hahaha……"

There was a burst of laughter in the car.

For this question, those who have not undergone this kind of operation, or laymen who are not aware of it, can easily use inertial thinking to do addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and answer a wrong answer.

While this doctor dug the hole skillfully, he still did not forget to sarcasm.

He looked at meng lang with a smile, ready to see him make a fool of himself.

Maybe I have to thank him for this kind of opportunity that came to my door to let me perform in front of the goddess?
"There are three more."

"Uh……"

Doctor Fang's smile froze on his face.

Meng lang glanced at him with a smile.

"Removing the bad kidney is a more complicated operation, so with a normal kidney transplant, doctors just insert the good kidney into the space above our hipbone.

To put it bluntly, we are just a container for kidneys.

Therefore, whether the kidney is good or not depends purely on the size of the stomach. "

"Good!" Many people secretly praised in their hearts.

This is not only an answer, but also counterattacks the opponent, mocking the opponent for being too small.

It wasn't a big deal at first, even if it was a car driver, most doctors didn't mind that there were still so many vacancies, and it was a bit petty to hold on to someone like this.

What's more, it's really hard to say whether this guy is a car.

After all, laymen don't know this kind of problem so clearly.

This time, Doctor Fang's face was even more ugly.

"Who knows if you are a blind cat and a dead mouse?

Let me ask you again, if a prisoner has a bad mind and needs a craniotomy.

But after the operation, the prisoner blamed the chief surgeon because he condemned the prisoner's criminal behavior halfway through. Why? "

Another question of innuendo, and more professionally unpopular.

Meng Lang glanced at him and smiled faintly.

"Because during the craniotomy, the person is awake and remembers most of the information during the operation.

Your head will be bolted to a support to keep your head from moving.

And the anesthetic is injected with the bolt, but not into your brain, because there are no pain receptors in the brain.

So you don't feel poked in the head from start to finish.

In the end, the reason why the prisoner blames the doctor is because in the doctor's eyes, there should not be 'ordinary people' and 'prisoners'.

And there should be only one kind of person, that is the 'patient'. "

"well said!"

Everyone couldn't help applauding again!
This answer was well-founded, courteous, and it even taught the insinuating Doctor Fang a wave.

Although many people knew Dr. Fang, they didn't applaud him on the spot because of their sympathy, but they all cast supportive glances.

Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling also looked at meng lang in surprise.

"Is this guy really a doctor in the hospital? Have you never seen him?" Lin Xiaoling wondered.

Ou Lu shook his head, but he changed his mind about Meng Lang.

[In the eyes of doctors, there should be no 'ordinary people' and 'criminals'.

And there should be only one kind of person, that is the 'patient'. 】

This sentence resonated with her.

"Impossible! You will definitely not be a doctor in our hospital!" That doctor Fang was deflated one after another, and he was already a little bit annoyed.

"That's right! No matter how much you pretend, there is still a fatal loophole!

Ha ha!Do you know where this car is going? "Doctor Fang sneered.

"I know, Canglang Cup."

"Oh! It's written on the sign, you must know it, but there is one thing, you definitely don't have it!"

Dr. Fang took out a ticket from his pocket, with a proud expression on his face that he had already seen through you.

"You don't know...you need a ticket to go to the show, right?"

Show yourself!You impostor!

"Ticket? I have it!"

What!

Dr. Fang stared wide-eyed as the other party took out an identical ticket and waved it in front of his eyes.

"This……"

Doctor Fang was stunned.

This is impossible!

How could he have a ticket!

Immediately, embarrassment was capitalized on his face.

His face was flushed with shame.

He has been completely limped at this moment.

When answering professional questions, it may be that the other party really "knows a thing or two" about medical knowledge.

But everyone has tickets for the "Canglang Cup". How can this be explained?

Science can't explain it at all!

This shows...the other party is likely to be a doctor in the hospital!
Then his behavior of driving people out of the car just now completely lost the moral high ground.

So after making a fuss for a long time, the clown was actually me?
Is there anything more embarrassing than making such a big fool of yourself in front of a goddess?
"Well...can I sit down?" Meng Lang asked with a friendly smile.

"Of course." Doctor Fang sat back in his seat awkwardly.

This is a shame but a big loss!
Seeing that the turmoil subsided, everyone turned their heads, but they still laughed and talked in a low voice, which made the doctor even more embarrassed.

Meng Lang didn't bother with him, looked around, and sat down in front of Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling.

Look, I never said I was a doctor, and I politely asked if I could sit down, and I only sat down when I got an affirmative answer, isn't it cheating?

Hehehe...

"I said this handsome guy, are you really a doctor in the hospital? Why haven't I seen you before?" Lin Xiaoling sat on the outside of the aisle and asked Meng Lang curiously.

"I'm not, it's normal that you haven't seen me."

Doctor Fang: "..."

Sitting behind Meng Lang was that Doctor Fang, but he had no face to say anything now.

"Cut! Not a word of the truth!" Lin Xiaoling cut.

"What I've always said is true." Meng Lang laughed.

"Including you know my little heron?"

"of course."

"I don't believe it, so tell me, how much do you know about my little heron?"

"Hmm..." Meng Lang recalled for a moment, then sighed.

"She likes to sing very much. Her original dream was to be a singer..."

Ou Lu's eyes widened instantly.

Lin Xiaoling looked at her expression, she was also shocked.

"Fuck! I don't even know!"

She looked at meng lang strangely, and then at her best friend.

"Xiao Lu, are you sure you have never been in a car accident before?"

"what?"

"For example, being hit and losing memory..."

Ou Lu: "..."

She looked blank.

Could it be... did I really lose my memory?
(End of this chapter)