My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 444 Vulnerability
The next day, Xiaoyu came to school as usual.

Ignoring the noisy children around her, she sat in her seat, resting her chin in her hands for a while, not knowing what she was thinking, she was absorbed in her thoughts.

Then I saw her fumble in the small schoolbag and pull out a stack of materials.

"Overclocking Scripture"...

"Yesterday...was it really an illusion..."

She frowned, and kept thinking about the strange feeling of falling from a high place yesterday in her mind.

The sudden weightlessness made me so nervous and scared that my pupils constricted, but suddenly, time seemed to be like a snail, and the floating trajectory of everything in the world, even the smallest dust, was clearly visible.

That moment is so long.

So much so that in addition to instinctively adjusting her landing posture, she even had time to take a panoramic view of everything in the study...

At first I thought it was a hallucination under tension, but the more I think about it, the more I feel that it feels abnormal, and the memory is still very clear.

She couldn't help but recall what the uncle said before.

[Don't look at your sister Weiwei as a master of dark energy, that is just a little superficial of my "Overclocking Manual".

This peerless magical skill focuses on the inside rather than the outside, and focuses on the mind rather than the force of gravity!

Xiao Yu, you have to remember, for a real master, fighting is all about brains...]

"Could it be... I also practiced a little bit of fur?"

Xiao Yu felt his head buzzing, a little surprised, and a little unbelievable.

I just practiced it out of pure curiosity, but I didn't expect to be able to really feel it...

Besides, doesn't the cheat say that "extreme sports" such as bungee jumping are needed as external assistance?
Falling off a chair counts as jumping?
Xiao Yu was a little excited, but soon became depressed again.

Because like Yan Weiwei, the feeling came and went quickly, and I wanted to do it again afterwards, but I couldn't find that feeling again.

After all, Yan Weiwei still has some gains, she broke through a small realm with a short "unity of man and nature".

However, Xiao Yu, who only learned some simple self-defense techniques, was blinded by the "overclocking experience card" once.

At least... she thought so herself.

So the question is, how to really develop this ability?

Is it possible to dance again?
"But even if you practice, it doesn't feel like it's useful?" Xiao Yu held her chin.

Before, I only thought about practicing, and I never thought about what I could really achieve, let alone what would be useful after practicing...

emm... Uncle and sister Weiwei seem to use it to fight...

But with my small body and my strength and physique, what's the use of a quick brain?

When encountering a gangster like Yuan Li, he still couldn't help him with anything.

"boom!"

At this moment, a little fat man limped to the side, put down the heavy schoolbag on his back, stuffed his plump body into his seat, and lay down on the desk with his head drooping, looking listless. look.

Xiao Yu turned her head and looked at the over 60 kg who clearly surpassed her peers in front of her, and couldn't help touching her chin.

The little fat man turned his head as if aware of it, just in time to see Xiao Yu's malicious gaze, and immediately shrank his neck.

"Xiaoyu, what's the matter? Is there something wrong?"

"Well...forget it, it's nothing."

After thinking about it, Xiao Yu gave up the idea of ​​grabbing a tool man as an experimental sandbag.

Kicking Qingsong's little classmate or something... It doesn't make sense to bully a group of brats...

"Xiao Yu, um... If you're okay, can you tell me about this problem..."

The little fat man took out a set of crumpled and crumpled test papers, and put them in front of Xiao Yu with some embarrassment.

"Huh? Lecture topic?" Xiao Yu looked at the little fat man in front of him strangely.

"Student Wang Zikai, it seems to me that you have never been so active in studying, and at this point in time, you should not read the questions, but should read the comics, right?"

When the little fat man heard this, he immediately drooped his head.

"Hey! It's hard to say. My mother confiscated all the comic books. In the past two days, not only did I have to do the questions every day, but also made me fail the top three in the final exam. Even the usual pocket money was stopped. I was also forced to go to Liangshan. ..."

Xiao Yu's face suddenly became weirder.

Although the little fat man is not usually at the bottom of the grade, he is basically at the middle level, and now he is going to be in the top three...

Are you sure your parents are not deliberately looking for reasons to deduct your pocket money?

The little fat man who didn't know the routine was still moaning.

"Even the game console I just got was confiscated. I wanted to go on a hunger strike yesterday, but my butt was almost swollen from the blow, and I missed a meal...

It wasn't like this before, when I cried, everything was settled...Xiao Yu, do you think they don't love me anymore?
They always said before that they wanted a second child, could it be true?

You said that my big size is well-raised, why do I have to open another small size..."

Xiao Yu was a little speechless.

"It shouldn't be so, have you made them angry by getting into trouble recently?"

"No, they've been arguing a lot lately, so I've been very honest recently."

"Arguing? Well... If you feel that they have suddenly been harsh on you recently, but it's not your problem, then the problem should be theirs.

Has something happened to your family recently? "

"Hmm... My dad seems to be in a bad business lately. Anyway, when he comes home every day, his face doesn't look very good...

The day before yesterday, there were a few people in uniform who came to our house to measure this and that with a ruler, and I don’t know what they were doing..." The little fat man recalled.

"Uh... that should be it."

Xiao Yu glanced at the ignorant little fat man with some sympathy, and then carefully explained to him what he didn't know on the test paper, which made the little fat man nod repeatedly.

"Xiaoyu, you are really good. You can master such difficult math questions at a glance. If only I were as smart as you, then I won't be troubled by any questions..."

The little fat man looked envious and adored.

However, these words made Xiao Yu slightly taken aback, and suddenly became enlightened.

That's right, fighting has never been my forte.

Besides, Uncle and Sister Weiwei are already so powerful, even if I have practiced well with my small body, if I am in danger, it will be icing on the cake at best.

My sister often teaches herself to make use of her strengths and avoid her weaknesses, and give full play to her strengths.

But the premise is that you have to find a way to practice the "truth" that is not working at this time...

Bungee jumping?But it seems that the age limit can't play this?
Xiao Yu held her chin, her eyes couldn't help looking out of the window...

……

at dusk.

Two young female teachers with red armbands on their arms are patrolling on duty.

"Hey! Teacher Fang, Chao Ge released a new song a while ago, have you heard it?"

"Of course! I'm a big fan of Chaoge, and I bought an album right away!
Especially the song "Light Chaser", it's so good, I've been playing singles on a loop for the past few days. "

"Me too, I love it so much! If it weren't for the final exams and I'm too busy, I would definitely go to the concert.

By the way, Mr. Fang, I heard that you have Chao Ge's autograph in your hand, is it true or not. "

"You know all about this, the dog's nose is good enough, isn't it?"

"Ah! I'm so envious!"

"No, it cost me a lot of money for this signature..."

When Teacher Fang said this, he gritted his teeth for some reason.

While chatting, the two walked around the classrooms. After confirming that there were no stranded students, they were planning to go home from get off work.

But when passing by the school grove...

"Bang!" "Woo~"

"Huh? What sound?"

Both of them looked at a patch of grass in the distance.

There seemed to be rustling noises coming from inside...

"Just now... it seems that something fell from the tree?"

"Could it be a little squirrel or something?"

"Bang!" "Hiss~" "It hurts..."

Just when the two were puzzled, the voice rang out again, this time it was heard more clearly, and there seemed to be a strange hissing sound in it...

In the quiet campus, it sounds a little creepy.

"Little... the little squirrel doesn't seem to have this kind of voice, does it?" Teacher Fang couldn't help but took a step back.

"Maybe it's a snake..." Another teacher lowered his voice.

"No...can't you?"

"Haha! It scares you. How can there be snakes in broad daylight? Teacher Fang, you are too timid."

"Really, don't scare me on purpose, I just watched a horror movie with my boyfriend yesterday..."

"Okay, okay, let's go, let's go and have a look!"

"Hey, wait for me..."

The two carefully and slowly approached the place where the movement came from, and then poked their heads out from behind a big tree...

"Huh? Nothing?" Teacher Fang looked around.

"It must have been scared away, it must be a small animal or something." Another female teacher said in a relaxed tone.

"Huh~ It seems that it should be."

But Teacher Fang just breathed a sigh of relief...

"Shua~" She only felt a gust of wind hit her head!
However, it seemed that something had fallen from the top of the head, but after a while, no sound of landing was heard...

And at this moment, another female teacher who was traveling with her was facing her, her mouth gradually opened wide, and she seemed to be looking at her in horror...behind her...

In the blink of an eye, only the scene in the horror movie last night, when the "unspeakable thing" appeared behind the protagonist and stared at them with pale eyes...

Suddenly, the chills stood on end!

"Ah~"

……

1103.

"What? Complained by the teacher?"

Meng Lang was stunned.

"No way, Xiao Yu is well-behaved and sensible at the super elementary school level, how could such a thing like being complained by the teacher happen?"

"Hmm! I don't believe it either!" Yan Weiwei nodded.

"I heard that the teacher almost fainted from fright, and there were two other witnesses. Do you think this can be fake?"

Lin Haitang was also a little speechless and looked at Xiaoyu who was drooping aside.

"Fortunately, he's fine. Look at your fall, your legs are all blue..." Lin Haitang felt distressed, and had to put on a straight face.

"Tell me, why are you going to climb a tree if you don't go home after school?"

Light rain?climb a tree?
Meng Lang looked puzzled, how could these two words be put together?

Shouldn't that be Meng Qingqing's personal hobby?
Xiao Yu lowered her head and twirled her fingers.

"That... I saw a poor kitten that couldn't get down from the tree, so I wanted to go up to save it, but I accidentally fell down...

In fact, I have observed beforehand that the soil on the ground is very soft, and the height is not high, even if it falls down, it will be fine..."

"Is that the point? Save the cat? Save the cat how many times can you fall out of the tree?
How many cats need your persevering rescue? "Lin Haitang rolled her eyes.

"Uh...Actually, I want to go up a tree to pick out bird eggs..."

The three of them looked at Xiao Yu expressionlessly.

Xiao Yu shrank her neck guiltily, seeing that she couldn't hide it, she had no choice but to tell the truth.

And after she told the whole thing...

"what?!"

Yan Weiwei's eyes widened.

"You said you realized the 'harmony between man and nature'?!"

"Uh... I don't know if it counts, anyway, it feels amazing..."

"How is this possible!" Yan Weiwei couldn't believe it.

Even if it is a once-in-a-lifetime transformation state of "the unity of man and nature", it is also a legendary "sudden enlightenment" that cannot be met!

I have a cheat book, and I only entered it once by chance. I have been out for "extreme sports" recently, but I have never had a second experience.

Even a martial arts genius like myself has no way to get in. Fan Shigang has almost practiced for so long with this kind of talent, but he hasn't even touched the threshold...

Now you tell me, a seven-year-old girl who has never practiced martial arts, just read the cheat book for a few days, and then became one with nature and man?
tease me? !

"Look, I knew you didn't believe me, that's why I wanted to practice it before I told you..." Xiaoyu Baozi's face slumped, feeling aggrieved.

Seeing this, Yan Weiwei quickly explained.

"No, no, I'm not suspecting Xiao Yu that you're lying, it's just...it's just too unbelievable."

She turned to look at meng lang.

"I said, are you serious about it? Are you sure there are no hidden settings such as children who have practiced twice the result with half the effort?"

Meng Lang immediately rolled his eyes.

This 'classic' is serious or not, so you have to ask yourself?

If you have such a wonderful setting, it is also your fault!
But...he seems to have found the "third person" mentioned in the book...

But it was obvious that the last time he had to cooperate with the "overclocking potion" to master the skills, now Xiaoyu has completed the "first experience" directly through the "overclocking scripture"...

It should be said that he is one of the chief editors. This "Overclocking Scripture" is tailor-made for Xiaoyu, and the fit is directly full?
Meng Lang had a weird feeling of finding the "exclusive skill book" for the legendary NPC...

Seeing that meng lang was silent and did not speak, xiao yu suddenly became anxious.

"Uncle, you have to believe me, I really didn't lie, just in school, I really succeeded again!
It's just... Even if this thing doesn't work from time to time, I can't prove it! "

"Well... When the teacher contacted me, he said that when the light rain fell, it was like a cat, and it didn't make a sound when it landed. That's why I was shocked..."

Lin Haitang said with a strange expression on his face.

"Uh……"

Yan Weiwei directly Orz.

So, Xiao Yu, the "personal disciple", has already experienced it for the second time?
Where does this make her the self-esteem of a titular "master", a master of dark energy?

By this time, Meng Lang was basically sure that what Xiao Yu said was true, but after thinking about it, he still said it.

"Actually, it's not difficult to prove..."

"Ah? How to prove it?" Yan Weiwei asked after recovering from the blow.

Meng Lang looked at Xiao Yu.

"You said, the first time was in my study room, and I remember it very deeply... Then let me ask you, what is the title of the fourth book on the second row of my bookshelf?"

Xiao Yu said almost without hesitation, "It's "The Captive of Food"!"

"What about the sixth book in the third row?"

"It's Human Anatomy!"

"Uh……"

The three stared wide-eyed.

"Xiao Yu... Are you right?" Lin Haitang asked Meng Lang hesitantly.

"This..." Meng Lang frowned.

I just asked nonsense like that, who would really remember this kind of thing... It's not like writing a novel!
But when I overclocked, I don't seem to have this kind of "photographic memory" ability?
Could it be Xiao Yu's "talent"?
Meng Lang was a little frustrated.

It seems that even if the same skill is used, the IQ gap between the two sides still exists.

The actual effect of the "brain overclocking" skill varies from person to person, and it must also be linked to the "intelligence" attribute...

And Xiaoyu... Obviously, the main addition is intelligence.

……

After a while, a few people came to Meng Lang's study room, and they saw the fourth book in the second row...

"Captive of Food"!
There is also the sixth book in the third row - "Human Anatomy"!
"This..." No matter how hard everyone dared to believe it, they could only stare and look at each other in blank dismay in front of the hard facts.

"Look, I just said it!" Xiao Yu was a little proud.

"Don't mention two, I remember all the books... Huh? Uncle, is there one missing here?"

"Ok?"

"One is called "Brave Heart". It was obviously the seventh book in the third row yesterday."

rash:"……"

Originally thought that his "smart trick" was impeccable.

Now it seems... There are loopholes!
But it's not that I've been secretive, I really didn't expect that besides myself... there is another person in this world...

(End of this chapter)