My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 47

"It's really 150 million?" Mother Duan held the card, her voice trembling with excitement.

"Well... Didn't I tell you that I took out 5 before, and I didn't expect this guy to make so much money." Duan Xian glanced at Meng Lang, and finally said so.

"Xiao Meng, what do you do? You can earn so much money just after working for two years?"

After the excitement, Duan's mother was still a little suspicious.

"Axian, why don't you come and explain to your aunt, you won't even forget what I did?"

Meng Lang kicked the ball directly to Duan Xian, and the resentment in his words hit his face.

Duan Xian is speechless, I know shit, I know!

Worried that my mother would misunderstand the source of the money, I could only quickly search for the hottest money-making industry of the year in my mind...

"He did the live broadcast."

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"Oh! It turned out to be a live broadcast! I know this. I usually see acne scars. It is said that young people nowadays are amazing, and they can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars in a live broadcast. Is it true, Xiaomeng?"

"Uh... yes, auntie, that's what I do." Seeing Duan Xian winking at him, Meng Lang could only admit it with a dry smile.

"Originally, I wanted to ask Ah Xian to do live broadcasts together. He is not popular with thousands of girls just because of his appearance, but after I came here, I realized that I was wrong. There is a more suitable person.

Aunt, with the good looks of you and uncle, as long as you are on camera, you are definitely at the level of the Condor Heroes. "

"You kid can talk nonsense, what kind of Condor Heroes." Mother Duan couldn't help laughing and said angrily.

After the mountain that was pressing on her shoulders was moved away, most of the sadness on Duan's mother's face disappeared, and her whole body looked radiant.

"Auntie, I'm not talking nonsense, Ah Xian's appearance means he has inherited one-tenth of your and uncle's excellent genes. Compared with you two, it is nothing compared to the two of you.

If your two elders start a live broadcast, then you don't need to use beauty, just crush those little fresh meats! "

Duan's mother was amused by the teasing, and the more she looked at meng lang's eyes, the more satisfied she became.

"Xiao Meng, how old are you, do you have a girlfriend?"

"It's 24, not yet."

"Oh, then do you want to buy a house and settle down in Suzhou?"

"Hmm...I haven't thought about this yet."

"Su City is pretty good. Hurry up and think about it. By the way, where is your hometown, Xiaomeng? Do you have any brothers or sisters at home?"

Meng Lang was taken aback for a moment.

This sentence...why does it sound familiar?

"Mom! Why do you have so many questions, prodigal son, don't you have to go to work this afternoon?"

Duan Xian saw that the building was getting more and more crooked, so he hurriedly said.

"Oh! Yes, I still go to work in the afternoon, Auntie, then I will come to see Uncle next time, if you need help, please feel free to ask!"

Meng Lang, who couldn't bear Duan's mother's enthusiasm, seemed to be pardoned.

"Okay! Let's get busy, work is important, but next time we must go to my aunt's house for dinner! Ah Xian, send Xiaomeng quickly."

Both meng lang and meng lang breathed a sigh of relief when they walked out of the ward.

"My mother is like this. When she catches someone, she likes to chatter endlessly. Fortunately, she walks quickly."

"You don't know your blessings in the midst of blessings. I really envy you locals, and you can often hear your parents nagging. Speaking of which, I haven't been home for a long time, so I should find some time to go back and have a look." .”

Meng Lang couldn't help but think of his parents.

"Okay, you go take care of uncle, I'll go first, let me know if you need help. Oh, by the way, how do I get to the outpatient building?"

"Go straight over there and turn around. Why are you going to the outpatient building?" Duan Xian asked suspiciously.

"Isn't it just right to come to the hospital and have a physical examination by the way?"

"Physical examination? What's wrong with you?"

You need to have a physical examination if you don't feel uncomfortable. When you feel really uncomfortable, then it's almost time for me to treat you to dinner...

"Haven't you heard? The richer you are, the more you fear death."

Duan Xian suddenly looked strange.

rich?Your mentality change is too fast, right?
Before leaving, Meng Lang seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and elbowed Duan Xian.

"Hey! Let me ask you something, do you still have a younger sister?"

"Huh?" Duan Xian was stunned for a moment, "How do you know again, I don't seem to have mentioned it to you, right?
And the same thing happened before, who told you about my dad? "

"Hmph! Time will tell you all the truth!" Meng Lang acted inscrutable.

It is the vanity of human nature to want people to know that they have a secret, but not to let them know what it is. Wait for them to ask and ask them to guess.

Meng Lang considered himself a layman.

"Don't change the subject, can you see that, seeing me so good, my aunt might be thinking about recruiting a son-in-law, how about it, future uncle, are you satisfied with your future brother-in-law?"

Duan Xian's expression suddenly became strange.

"If you really want to, of course I have no objection?"

"Hmm?" Meng Lang was stunned this time.

This is different from what is described in the book. What about the agreed-upon attitude?Could it be that I changed the future again?
"You have a problem! Is there something hidden here?"

Unexpectedly, Duan Xian let out a long sigh.

"Alas! The family is unlucky..."

……

"Patient No. 65, please wait in the waiting room after taking the medicine, and enter the second consulting room of the Department of Gastroenterology in half an hour."

"OK, thanks."

After drinking the medicine, Meng Lang took the medical insurance card and barcode, went to the waiting room and found a seat to sit down.

The waiting room is spacious and bright, the overall white background color makes people look very comfortable, the ventilation is very good, and there is no smell of disinfectant in the usual hospital.

Watching the patients, doctors and nurses coming and going, Meng Lang, who was waiting boredly, couldn't help but start to wander.

The First Affiliated Hospital of Soochow University is one of the three clinical medical schools directly under the Medical Department of Soochow University and belongs to the top three hospitals.

That's right, it is the "Soviet University School of Medicine" that "I" in "Scream" wants to apply for.

There are 5 colleges, 3 clinical medical schools and 9 research institutes under the Medical Department of Soochow University.

There are more than 3000 graduate students, nearly 5000 full-time undergraduate students, more than 500 foreign students, more than 800 faculty members, and strong teaching staff. It maintains cooperative and exchange relations with many well-known scientific research institutes around the world. It is the top in the Yangtze River Delta region. well-known medical schools.

Meng Lang had finished watching "Scream", out of curiosity, he searched the medical department by chance, so he knew something about it.

I didn't expect to have a gastroscopy today, but I had some kind of intersection with it.

"Husband, I'm a little scared~" Just as he was sighing, a girl came from beside him and acted coquettishly.

Meng Lang turned his head, only to realize that at some point a young couple had come by.

"It's okay baby, didn't you say it's a painless gastroscope, and it's over without feeling anything." The boyfriend comforted the girl with his arms around the girl's shoulders.

"But I'm still a little scared. I heard that I have to stuff it in my mouth... It's scary to think about it~"

The boy smirked and said something in the girl's ear, which aroused the girl's coquettish anger.

"Oh, you are so bad!"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I've checked everything, and the painless gastroscopy didn't feel any pain at all, and it was done in three to five minutes.

When you are done, I will accompany you to eat your favorite He Di Lao. "

"Well! My husband, you are so kind~"

It can be seen that this should be a man and woman who are still in love. Not only the vocal language, but the body language is also crooked. Meng Lang has a toothache.

Today's young people, can you pay attention to the occasion when feeding dog food?

You have successfully attracted the attention of a lemon essence...

"Actually, painless gastroscopy...is not completely painless."

The young couple looked over in surprise, but they didn't notice that Meng Lang's pupils were slightly out of focus.

"Did you know that painless gastroscopy is to use quick-acting anesthetics to paralyze the center of consciousness of people, so that people can undergo gastroscopy in a coma.

This anesthetic is called propofol, which has the characteristics of fast anesthesia effect, quick recovery, and few side effects.

It can reduce the heart rate, intracranial pressure and intraocular pressure of the patient, reduce the oxygen consumption and blood flow of the patient's brain, and reduce the fluid secretion of the cavity organs, etc., but the analgesic effect is very weak.

So you can see that before we are anesthetized, we will take the 'Lidocaine Gel' orally 30 minutes in advance, so that the gastric mucosa is fully anesthetized.

Gastroscopy enters the esophagus from the oral cavity, and then enters the gastric cavity, which will inevitably irritate the posterior pharyngeal wall and gastric mucosa. Therefore, after the anesthesia takes effect, adverse reactions such as pain, gastrointestinal discomfort, dizziness, and nausea will still occur.

So... He Di Lao or something, I don't think it is possible. "

The young men and women were dumbfounded.

After reacting, the boy became a little annoyed, "You... who are you!"

"Me?" Meng Lang's eyes gradually regained clarity, and he couldn't help showing his white teeth slowly.

"A Minke."

(End of this chapter)