My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 65 Pyramid Side Length

Room 302.

Meng Lang scooped up a spoonful of red and white mapo tofu, poured it on the rice in his bowl, and mixed it a little.

The tofu is as white as jade, with corrugated horns, and it crumbles when you twist it. There are also some minced meat that is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and green scallions are scattered among them.

After one bite of bibimbap, the spicy taste of the chili sauce, the tenderness of the tofu, and the fragrance of the rice slide into the mouth along the tongue!
The hot sauce has been completely melted into the tofu after high temperature, neither destroying its own taste, but also melting into the fragrance of the tofu itself.

There is also refined beef mince, golden in color and crisp in the mouth.

Taste buds are dancing, lips and tongues are clapping.

"Hiss~ hiss~~"

Meng Lang stuck his tongue out and kept pushing rice into his mouth.

"Uncle, will it be too spicy?"

"No, no, no! It's just right! Sigh~"

Some people can't stand spicy food, but they have a soft spot for spicy food and can't stop it.

Health care man Meng Lang has been eating a light diet recently, and the only food that can make him feel that his taste buds are still alive is Xiao Yu's food.

Forgive me for being unruly, indulgent and loving freedom in this life, and I am also afraid that one day I will get stomach cancer...

Fortunately, judging from the situation in these two episodes, the threat of gastric cancer is gradually fading away.

The main contradiction to be solved in his life has changed from the contradiction between the growing health needs and stomach cancer to the contradiction between the pursuit of a beautiful end of life and dementia.

The health-preserving person plan must continue to be firmly implemented, but the spiritual food of appetite must not be left behind!
From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, the liver governs catharsis, and if the liver qi is smooth, it can effectively help treat diseases.

If liver qi stagnates, through the relationship between the five elements, there will be situations such as wood restraining soil, which in turn will affect the functions of other viscera, and finally there will be intractable diseases.

All in all, mood matters!
"Sigh~" "One more bowl!"

……

Opposite Meng Lang, Yan Weiwei and Lin Haitang muttered to each other, secretly looking at Meng Lang from time to time.

Yan Weiwei sat cross-legged on a chair in a disfigured manner, looking at Meng Lang who was hissing with his tongue.

"Really? Don't you guys always say that your pursuit is money and beautiful women? Now that you have both in front of you, are you really not tempted?"

"Money and beautiful women? That's your prejudice against men. The ultimate goal we pursue has always been the stars and the sea and growing old together!"

Meng Lang could not agree with this at all.

The premise of growing old together is that you can grow old...

"Survival" is a matter of survival, and "beauty with money" is a matter of quality of life.

Which is more important, needless to say?

"Money is just a tool for us to go to the stars and the sea, as for the beauty you mentioned...

Love is short, but forgetting is very long. You don’t want to see flowers instead of autumn fragrance in that old photo that is slowly fading? "

"Cut! How old are you, what do you know about eternity? What old photos that are slowly fading?
Sure enough, you are eloquent, no wonder a beautiful and rich lady has a lot of affection for you with just a cup of coffee. "

Yan Weiwei turned her head with a look of disdain.

"The guy who can't even pay the rent is still the stars and the sea, do you think you are Spider-Man?"

Meng Lang took a bite of the food.

"That's right, Spider-Man once couldn't pay the rent, so God will send a big responsibility to the people, and he must first make him unable to pay the rent!"

"puff!"

……

Meng Lang took the initiative to take care of the work of washing the dishes after meals, and Xiao Yu hurriedly went to help.

"Hmph! I said so much because I have a girlfriend. I can't tell that this kid is quite loyal to his girlfriend."

Looking at the busy one and one in the kitchen, Yan Weiwei couldn't help but snorted.

"Why are you angry with your girlfriend for being loyal? Could it be that you are angry with him for being too loyal?" Lin Haitang gave her a funny look.

"What are you talking about! I...I'm just mad at him for having a girlfriend! Especially you!"

"Oh! What's wrong with me?" Lin Haitang couldn't help laughing when she saw the fire burning on her body.

"It's the second time! You cheated on me every day, and said you didn't provoke you? With your looks, even if you don't dig the wall, won't the hoe move by itself?"

"Get out! Make me sound like a third party. I don't mean anything to him. We have a normal exchange of courtesy. If he helps me, I must help him if I can."

"Help me here and there, until I even changed my nickname, and said you haven't changed your mind, hum!
If it wasn't for me running over to stare at you every day, I'm afraid it won't be long before I should just follow the money? "

"You... you bastard, it's okay if you don't mention this matter, but I'll get angry if you mention it, you said you changed your nickname?" Lin Haitang gritted her teeth immediately.

"I changed it!" Yan Weiwei's neck twitched.

"What changed?"

"'A branch of pear blossom', two words have been added!"

"You...you might as well not have changed if you changed it!"

"Then I change it back?"

Lin Haitang: "..."

Yan Weiwei ran to the sofa to watch TV with a winner's smile, Lin Haitang shook her head helplessly, took a case file and sat beside her to read it.

Yan Weiwei was changing channels, suddenly she seemed to have discovered something, she turned her head and looked up and down at Lin Haitang.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Haitang raised her head and gave her a blank look.

"I didn't realize it just now. Why have you been wearing such tight clothes at home these two days? This skirt... Those who knew it thought you were a young and beautiful girl, but those who didn't know that I thought there was a pyramid sitting next to it."

Hearing this, Lin Haitang glanced at her strangely for a while, then turned her gaze back to the document in her hand, and asked seemingly casually.

"How is your practice of 'drawing a dragon with your left hand and a rainbow with your right'?"

"Forget it, I can't even draw a square with my left hand and a circle with my right hand, let alone a rainbow!" Yan Weiwei said a little depressed.

"But after I went back, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became. Do you think that guy is shaking me?"

"Hmm... for this matter, you can practice and test at the same time, can't you?"

"How to test?"

"Wow~" Lin Haitang turned a page of the material without looking up.

"Didn't he say that after you practice it, if you glance at it casually, the size is as if measured by a ruler? Come on, take a look, how long is the side of my pyramid?"

Yan Weiwei stared at Lin Haitang thoughtfully for a long time, then suddenly looked down at herself.

emm...

……

When Lin Xiaoyu and Meng Lang walked out of the kitchen and saw Yan Weiwei on the sofa, they couldn't help being stunned.

"Eh? Sister Yan, why are you wearing such a big scarf?"

"It's nothing, it's just a little cold."

Meng Lang was speechless.

Do you feel cold after eating mapo tofu?What kind of physique is this?
But...why does this answer sound familiar?

　The third day of junior high school is too busy, I will add more follow-up, everyone forgive me
　　
　
(End of this chapter)