My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 87 Can You Play Games?
10:30am.

"Ah!" Meng Lang sighed after coming out of the building that said Kyushu Publishing House.

I still take it for granted...

They refused very tactfully, and gave professional advice very considerately, such as submitting this kind of short comics, and introduced several Internet websites and popular science magazines.

However, this approach has proven to be ineffective.

Of course, if he is willing to use his ability to spend a few million, he will have publicity and exposure.

However, this kind of market behavior that is completely inconsistent with market laws will inevitably end up as a dog.

The money wasted is the second. The key is to lose money and make money with such a big fanfare. In case someone notices it one day, it will be troublesome how to explain it at that time.

How can we promote things silently...

Just as he was thinking, the phone rang, and it was Duan Xian's call.

"Hi! Ah Lang, are you free at noon?"

"Yes, what's the matter?"

"My mother cooked a table of dishes, and she insisted on asking you to come over for a meal, and said that she would like to thank you very much."

"Aunt is too polite."

"Anyway, I have nothing to do. She can say that I won't have lunch if you don't come. You can figure it out."

"Haha! That's fine, I haven't got lunch yet, so send me your location, and I'll be there in a while."

"Chichi...chichi... ouch~"

There was a vague background sound from the phone, it seemed that someone was talking softly over there, and a cry of pain could be heard vaguely.

After a while, Duan Xian's voice came again.

"Cough! Ah Lang, pay attention to your appearance when you come to my house, just... dress up a little, do you know what I mean?"

Meng Lang was taken aback for a moment.

I still need to pay attention to appearance when I go to your house?
He looked down at himself, his sportswear was clean and tidy, and he went to bed early and got up early recently, maintaining his health and exercising.

Although my eight-pack abs are still shyly hidden in my little belly, I can still be regarded as a spirited guy.

Hmm... the hair is a bit long.

Also, when you go to someone's house for the first time, you shouldn't be too rude.

And it doesn't quite match my "live streaming hipster" character set, so I'll do a full set of acting, so let's help people to the end!
"Okay! I got it!"

Hang up the phone and think about it.

Anyway, I have to go home to worship my ancestors in two days, so I just bought myself a suit.

Not to impress parents or anything.

It's a wanderer working hard outside, you look more glamorous, and your parents will feel less sad behind their backs...

Meng Lang glanced around and walked straight into a large shopping mall not far away.

Half an hour later, Meng Lang, who had changed into a different outfit, walked out of the shopping mall with the changed clothes.

He has short and crisp hair, a beige shirt that fits the body, a casual black suit, a pair of brown casual leather shoes, and a new Chrysanthemum Watch2 watch on his wrist.

Meng Lang spent more than 3000 soft sister coins, which was not too high-profile, but it really made him feel... that he had indeed completed the class transition.

The first pot of gold was 1400 million, and more than 50 loans were repaid, 150 million was given to Duan Xian, 500 million was loaned out, and there were still about 700 million in the card.

If you don't buy a house, this is still a huge sum of money.

Stepping towards the bus station, Meng Lang always felt that something was wrong?
Passing by a 4S store, he suddenly realized that he was worth tens of millions, and he didn't even have a decent scooter.

Not to mention buying a local luxury car like Yan Weiwei, how come you have to make a breakthrough from scratch, right?
Walking into this 4S store, a sweet-looking sales girl walked up with a professional smile.

"Sir, do you want to buy a car?"

"Ok!"

"Then do you have any requirements for the brand price?"

Meng Lang already had a draft in his mind, so he looked around the store, his eyes lit up when he saw a small car.

"That's it!"

"Uh……"

Sign the contract and entrust the license to deliver the goods to your door.

After filling in the information and swiping the payment, it took less than 10 minutes for the whole process.

Walking out of the 4S store, Meng Lang couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"No wonder rich people always say that buying a car is like going out to buy food, just two words! Cheap!"

……

11:30 noon.

"Ding dong!"

As soon as Mother Duan opened the door, seeing that it was Meng Lang, she immediately smiled.

"Xiao Meng, come here, hurry up! Come in quickly."

Meng Lang also smiled and handed over a bag of gift boxes.

"Hello, auntie. I'm running out of time and I have nothing to prepare. I brought some health care products for my uncle."

Meng Lang walked into the house. It was a [-]-square-meter suite with a warm decoration style. It looked like an ordinary well-to-do family.

"It's good that people come, and bring any gifts."

Mother Duan looked Meng Lang up and down, and her smile became brighter.

"Xiao Meng, come sit down and eat."

Duan Xian came out of the kitchen with two dishes, his face seemed a little helpless.

"Sit down, dinner will be served soon."

"How is uncle now?"

"I can have surgery tomorrow, and the condition is good." Duan Xian said.

"That's good... hey! Thank you, Auntie!"

After receiving the bowls and chopsticks handed over by Duan's mother, Meng Lang was stunned for a moment as soon as he sat down.

There are 4 pairs of bowls and chopsticks on the table, but there are only three people here.

Duan's father will have an operation tomorrow, so obviously it can't be him.

"Are there any guests today?" Meng Lang looked at Duan Xian and asked in doubt.

"Well...my sister is coming back today." Duan Xian gave you a look you know.

Meng Lang was stunned.

Looking at Duan Xian, who had a helpless face, and Mother Duan, who was smiling, she suddenly felt a toothache.

After a long time, Mother Duan really introduced her daughter?
No wonder I need to tidy up my grooming!
Duan's mother's execution ability is really good, she was caught off guard!

Meng lang thought of another question.

Why are there so many episodes... none of the brothers reminded me?
Obviously, my influence on Duan Xian and the others only stopped at the visit in the ward, logically speaking, it shouldn't affect today's meal.

Is it because they feel that this matter is not worth wasting ink at all, or...

Meng Lang compared his heart a little bit.

According to my own brain circuit, this kind of thing is like eating an orange and accidentally eating a super sour one. My next reaction is usually...

"Oh, it's so sweet! Come and taste one too."

emm...

For the first time, he expressed his strong condemnation of his inferiority, which loves to watch scenes and has no sympathy!
"Ding dong!" Just then, the doorbell rang again.

"Xiaoyi must be back!"

When Duan's mother got up to open the door, Meng Lang leaned over speechlessly and whispered to Duan Xian, "Why didn't you notify me in advance?"

"I want to inform you in advance, mainly because my mother didn't tell me in advance!

The gaze like a knife is on my neck, how do you think I will tip off the news? "

Duan Xian said helplessly, he also had a toothache after seeing Meng Lang's completely new attire.

"I told you to dress up 'slightly'. It's fine if you don't understand the code. How come it's really like coming here for a blind date? Can you have a tacit understanding?"

"Fart! I'm preparing this outfit for going home, who knew I'd hit the gun!"

Meng Lang rolled his eyes.

"Xiaoyi, put down the salute, go wash your hands and come over to eat."

"Mom, I'm too sleepy after eating. I didn't sleep well on the plane. I'll catch up on sleep first. When I wake up, I'll go to the hospital to see Dad."

A slightly hoarse young girl's voice came from the door.

"Then what can I do, eat first and then go to sleep, there are still guests here today!"

"Guest? What kind of guest?"

Hearing the two approaching, meng lang felt a little uneasy.

Not counting the one with Ou Lu in "Fortress Besieged", this was the first serious blind date in his life.

Unprepared for this first time to confess?

The point is... last time, Duan Xian's last meaningful "family misfortune" gave Meng Lang a long time to figure it out.

My brothers won't cheat me, so what if it's a "thousand catty"...

How should I show an awkward but polite smile and politely decline Duan's mother's kindness?
The next moment, a girl walked in.

She looked directly at Meng Lang, the only stranger present, and was taken aback for a moment.

Meng Lang was also taken aback for a moment.

The girl's appearance has completely inherited the excellent genes of the Duan family, and she is not inferior to the Internet celebrity.

She was wearing a jacket, jeans, and a cap.

The dress is a bit neutral, but it can score more than 95 points based on its figure and appearance, which is not as "flashy" as imagined.

It's just that he is not tall, about 1.5 meters tall, with some dark circles on his face, and his skin is very fair, the kind of paleness that rarely sees light.

"Brother? Who is this?"

"Oh, this is my buddy from college, Meng Lang, the prodigal son, and this is my sister, Duan Xiaoyi."

"Uh... hello!" Meng Lang stood up and greeted the other party, then glanced questioningly at Duan Xian.

Is this what you mean by "unfortunate family"?
If the family is unlucky, is the domestic family happiness index likely to drop into a negative number?
You don't want to be my uncle, so you deliberately lied about the military situation, right?

Duan Xian gave him a small look that you slowly understand yourself.

When Duan Xiaoyi saw the current scene, how could he not know what was going on?
But she glanced at meng lang, frowned, and sat down obediently.

Mother Duan saw that several people had sat down, and the atmosphere looked good, so she said with a smile.

"Xiao Meng, I still have to deliver food to your uncle, you youngsters can eat by yourself, you still can't let go with me.

Treat this as your own home, don't be shy.

Ah Xian, take good care of Xiao Meng and your sister for me. "

"understood!"

Duan's mother went out with an insulated box, and the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became a little subtle.

"So you are that Meng Lang?" Duan Xiaoyi looked at Meng Lang and smiled.

"I heard from my mother that I am really grateful for my father's affairs. We will try to repay the money as soon as possible."

It was normal and polite to speak, and there was no problem with the girl's arrogance, which made Meng Lang even more puzzled.

"No, no, I've already told my aunt that this is the investment dividend earned by Duan Xian himself."

Duan Xiaoyi glanced at Duan Xian, curled her lips.

"Just my brother? I believe that he is proud in love, but I really didn't see that he has this talent when he is proud in business."

Duan Xian twitched the corner of his mouth, "Cough! Let's eat! Xiaoyi, I've been driving all day, so I'm tired. If you're tired, eat quickly, and go back to your room to sleep after eating."

Duan Xian looked like he hoped to end the dinner quickly.

Duan Xiaoyi glanced at him, then turned to look at meng lang.

"I can probably guess what my mother means, so let me be direct, I have a good impression of you.

He doesn't look too insecure like my brother, and he is also very reliable in character.

But... can you play games? "

"Uh..." Meng Lang was taken aback by this question.

Now the opening question of the blind date bureau has been upgraded from "do you have a car" and "do you have a house" to "do you know how to play games"?
"A little while, your brother and I often played LOL when we were in college."

"Compared with him?" Duan Xiaoyi pointed to Duan Xian.

"This one……"

Your brother is a diamond at any rate, and I, a handicapped party, is still in bronze. There is no comparison at all!

I have lived in college for four years, but I haven't been able to live the way I want...

"Cough! My sister is an LPL contestant." Duan Xian couldn't stand it anymore, and said directly.

Meng Lang was dumbfounded.

LPL, the League of Legends Professional League, is the highest-level LOL professional competition in China, and it is also the only channel for the domestic division to lead to the annual LOL Championship and the LOL Global Finals.

"It turns out that your kid's level is so high because you have such a powerful sister hidden in your family!"

"Hehe! They were all abused." Duan Xian sighed.

"Is it worse than my brother? Then I'm afraid we are not suitable." Duan Xiaoyi frowned.

"Uh……"

Most people have probably wondered why they would be rejected on a blind date.

Ugly rejection, poor rejection, short rejection, honest rejection...

But because the game is not good enough to be rejected, this is the first time I have met.

On the importance of rank...

Duan Xiaoyi picked up a few mouthfuls of food casually, yawned, and said politely to Meng Lang not to go back to bed as if she was really sleepy.

"Well, don't mind. My sister has a very irregular schedule. She probably stayed up late last night."

"I don't mind this, but I really mind that you have such a sister. Why didn't you tell us earlier? You introduced it to us earlier. Why can't I get into Baiyin even in a university?"

"Uh... Given your handicap, it's estimated that professional ones may not be able to move you..."

"Nonsense! How will you know if you don't try!" Meng Lang looked annoyed.

"And I think your sister has a good personality, and she's a professional player. Why is your family so unlucky? Are you really a sister-in-law?"

He stared at Duan Xian suspiciously.

"Don't be deceived by my sister's appearance, I'm doing this for your own good." Duan Xian looked helpless.

"She is a heartthrob if she doesn't speak, and she can choke to death if she speaks.

That is to say, she has a good impression of you. Otherwise, when she meets my mother and finds her a boyfriend, she will be giving her enough face if she turns away without saying a word. "

"Really?"

"Even if it's fake, do you think that with your Bronze level, you can meet my sister's requirements for choosing a spouse at least as an opponent of 'same level' in this lifetime?"

"Uh……"

I admit that there is little hope in this life.

But everything should not be too absolute, I have so many brothers, maybe there will always be one who is up to the challenge?

(End of this chapter)