Under Xiaozhi, what are you doing?

Chapter 8 Shenhe Town Cabbage
"The anchor is almost finished, you also have water storage x spray, right?"

"Jiaga Ninja Frog, my Jiaga Ninja Frog, why...why does it have so many dishes!"

"Suggestion to change to: open the meeting."

The barrage masters had a heated discussion on whether Ai Lan was cheating or not.

But reality is not a game, and it is an unchangeable fact that the charizard x inverse attribute residual blood easily wins.

In the end, the barrage audience could only accept the explanation that Ailan's Charizard is indeed a special individual.

"Thank you for the five high-level balls sent by 'I hope to see Zhige play a conference game next year'."

"Thanks for the high-end ball sent by 'Watch Zhige Live and Eat Everyday', brother's appetite should be good."

"Thanks to 'Kan Meng Meng Da' for sending me ten master balls."

Xiaozhi thanked the gifts one by one in order, this is the programmed work of the anchor.

But today I unexpectedly received ten master balls.

Don't get me wrong, this master ball is just a gift prop for the live broadcast platform, not a master ball for catching elves.

But being able to use the name of the Master Ball as a gift is naturally very expensive, and a gift of the Master Ball is worth 1 yuan.

And the owner of the live broadcast room gave a gift of 10 yuan in one breath, just to take a look at Reshiram.

I'm afraid it's not Fengyuan's local tyrant who owns a mine at home.

"Boss wants to see Mengmeng~ Wait a minute."

Now that the local tyrant has paid, Xiaozhi is not stingy.

Picking up Reshiram who was soundly asleep on the bed, he turned on the camera at the same time.

"This is my initial elf, how about it, isn't it cute?"

He scratched Reshiram's belly and smiled at the camera.

But a large question mark floated out of the barrage, making Xiao Zhi dumbfounded.

"No, what do you guys mean? Isn't this the Mengmeng you want to see?"

Little Reshiram seemed to be very comfortable being teased by him, and snorted twice in his arms comfortably.

"Everyone wants to see the girlfriend, who wants to see the elf!"

"Here, let's wish Brother Zhi a lifetime of singleness."

"The anchor looks quite cute, it would be even better if there is no man behind."

"Woo~ Mengmeng~ my cute!"

After analyzing a wave of barrage, Xiaozhi realized that there was a deviation between this group of people and the cuteness he understood.

They thought they had found a girlfriend!

joke!Who am I, Xiaozhi?How is it possible to find a girlfriend!

Woman, it only affects how fast I can throw the ball!

Turning off the camera, he smiled disdainfully twice.

"No one likes to look at women, right? No way, no way?"

Barrage:"???"

Many fans in this group of viewers are Xiaozhi's friends on a certain platform, and they know exactly what Xiaozhi is playing every time.

"Anchor anchor, can you delete the butter on your Steam before saying this?"

"The last time I just bought a certain game and haven't played it, I saw that Brother Zhi already has a row of medals (／ω＼)."

"The front is long-winded."

"WALLPAPER, NEKOPAPA, MIRROR, TAIMANIN..."

"Good guy, it's like a treasure."

"Brother Zhi: I won't read it, my pants are moving."

"Warning, this page is risky. Forced access!"

Seeing so many lost teenagers, Xiaozhi sighed sadly: "You guys~ you know ghs if you don't want to order good food all day long.

If you put half of your ghs motivation on elf training, you might all become champions of the tournament, and you still need to watch my live broadcast here? "

"I was so scared that I quickly hid the championship trophy."

"I haven't heard the story of the water cannon's three consecutive misses for three days. Can you tell me the anchor?"

"Brother Zhi, I've realized it, so let me use my strange power to move bricks at the construction site to make money."

"..."

"Anchor, why doesn't your elf illustration show up..."

There are still some serious problems in a bunch of unscrupulous barrage.

Xiaozhi happened to see this barrage asking about the elves, and read it directly.

"Why can't it be displayed, hehe, because I am a legendary beast, and the ordinary elf illustrated book in your hand will definitely not be displayed."

Of course, he said it in a joking tone, and it is estimated that no one will really believe his words.

What's more, as a legendary elf in the Hezhong area, few people have seen its true appearance.

That's why Xiaozhi can brazenly speak the "truth" that others don't believe [-]%.

In this day and age, the truth is often more false than the lie, otherwise it is called magic realism.

Sure enough, upon hearing what Xiaozhi said, they put down their doubts and began to make up jokes instead.

"The case has been solved, the host elf's name is Divine Beast."

"It's reversed, the host elf's name can't be displayed."

"A conjecture is not necessarily correct. This elf might have been born by the anchor and the flashing female monster."

"The taste of female monster power is too strong. My dignified and wise brother is a good-looking talent, so I have to be matched with a muddy queen (funny)."

"Anchor anchor, I'm from the doll group, can I hatch eggs with you? (Bi Xin)"

Immediately afterwards, countless hatching remarks emerged out of thin air.

There are even talents who want to hatch eggs with the Frost Milk Fairy frantically.

It can only be said that poor imagination limits some people's xp.

"..."

Seeing that the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is getting more and more crooked, and there is a tendency to develop towards male Dong and Renshou, Xiaozhi immediately changed the subject and said:

"Brothers, please do me a favor, don't incubate any more eggs. If I incubate any more eggs, my three-acre land will be sealed off."

"How about this, there is still an hour today, let's take everyone to play two ranks, okay, let's play some retro genres to make everyone happy."

When he said this, the hatching talk in the live broadcast room instantly dropped a lot.

"Whenever Brother Zhi said the word happy, I would order two takeaways."

"One serving is not enough."

"As we all know, fun = torture."

"The last time I played against my roommate with Brother Zhi's Happy Team, I was so beaten up by my roommate that I still can't get out of bed."

In Xiaozhi's live broadcast room, the word "happy" always refers to making oneself happy, not making the other party happy.

The opposite of being happy will only experience endless pain and torture.

But Xiaozhi doesn't care about that much, this kind of 1v1 battle game, just play it happily by yourself, why think so much.

Fortunately, it was a coincidence that when he opened the Pokémon online battle platform and was about to randomly select two lucky friends to withdraw from the game, the phone beside him rang.

"Hold on."

Apologetically, he took off the headset in the studio and switched to the phone.

This mysterious number was a landline from overseas, and he didn't recognize it at first sight.

"Hey~ who..."

"Have you really made up your mind to become a trainer?"

Hearing the familiar female voice on the other end of the phone, Xiaozhi's pupils suddenly widened.

"Sister Cabbage! Are you so well informed?"

Yes, the one who called him was the Sinnoh champion, Shenhezhen Xiaobaicai, the Shenzhou name Zhulan, and the person whose original name was Sirona.

　Sirona is the katakana of Xiaobaicai in Japanese, and the official translation is Zhulan, so don't think about why Sister Baicai has so many nicknames.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)