my crew is not human

Chapter 3

A small room in the old house was used as a temporary dressing room.

The lead actress Zhang Yao is glaring at the makeup artist Jiang Meier.

There was an inexplicable black mark on the corner of Zhang Yao's eye, which seemed to be drawn with an eyebrow pencil.

In all fairness, Zhang Yao is indeed a beautiful woman.

A pair of seductive peach blossom eyes and a natural charm are her most attractive features, and she is called a beauty with electric eyes by fans.

And this stroke directly turned the electric eye into a broom eye.

Jiang Meier lowered her head and did not speak.

Probably because of the blurred picture, Zhang Yao, who had been slapped, was still angry and wanted to slap again.

Fortunately, Ren Zhi rushed over in time and grabbed her hand: "Oh my aunt, what are you doing?"

Zhang Yao widened her eyes, pointed to the corners of her eyes and said, "Look at my face, what did you ask her to draw?"

"It's not disfigurement, what about you?" Ren Zhi was distressed, his whole face twisted.

He was originally ugly, with a square face and a sunken nose in the center of his face. He looked as if he had been punched and couldn't bounce back, and his expression was a bit simple and honest.This twisting made him more and more distressed. He was obviously a young man, but now he turned into a bad old man.

"Hey, how do you talk? Our baby is so beautiful, she made her ugly!" Zhang Yao's assistant next to her shouted at the top of her voice: "If it spreads like this, do you want to lose your image?"

The people next to him shook their heads together, feeling disgusted in their hearts.

Those who have been in the film and television industry for some years know very well that many stars are bad because of their assistants.

Most of the celebrities are also from ordinary people, and they have no airs at first. On the contrary, to the assistants, the celebrities are their bosses.Running around with the boss every day, without any other skills, this flattering skill is absolutely top-notch.

Over time, under the flattery of the assistants, anyone will become arrogant and arrogant.

Of course, the assistants also have their own reasons: everyone depends on the boss for food, and it doesn’t matter whether you are doing well or not, what matters is whether the boss is satisfied with you.

So from time to time it is "Oh, you can't be polite like this, you will lose your identity", "If you don't value yourself, how can others value you" and so on.

Being fed this kind of poisonous chicken soup every day is really going to demonize a saint.

What happened just now was actually not a big deal, that is, when Jiang Meier was putting on makeup for Zhang Yao, Zhang Yao suddenly turned her head to talk to her assistant, and suddenly, the eyebrow pencil drew a line on Zhang Yao's face mark.

It's just such a small matter, but Zhang Yao hits people right away.

Ren Zhi asked what had happened, so he could only continue coaxing Zhang Yao: "Mr. Zhang, is this trivial matter unnecessary?"

But Zhang Yao didn't give him face, and shouted at the top of her voice: "What is a small matter? How many things in the world are considered big things?"

Ren Zhi was speechless by her training.

At this moment, Li Xianyun came over with his mobile phone, with a look of gloating on his face: "Hey, yes, that's it, keep it up! Star Zhang continues to show his power, hit people on the set, good good good news! Can be on the hot search, come here, give a positive face, let everyone see what a shrew looks like?"

As he spoke, he pointed the phone at Zhang Yao, as if to fully expose Zhang Yao to the camera.

"What did you say?" Zhang Yao and the assistant were angry at the same time.

Zhang Yao rushed over and pointed at Li Xianyun: "Li Xianyun, let me tell you..."

"Yes! Yes! That's what it looks like! Keep pointing!" Li Xianyun continued to hold up his phone: "I'll take a picture of it all for you, it's great."

Zhang Yao was in a hurry, and reached out to grab Li Xianyun's cell phone.

Li Xianyun kicked her stomach.

Zhang Yao was kicked on the ground by him, and she was directly forced: "Do you dare to hit me?"

Not only her, but the others were also frightened.

I go.

Teacher screenwriter, you are too fierce, right?

Zhang Yao is also a star after all, even if she is out of breath, she still has fans. How dare you hit him when you say so?

Some people looked at Li Xianyun a little differently.

Li Xianyun's cell phone pointed at Zhang Yao: "It's good that a big star hits someone and then gets beaten up by a screenwriter. It seems that I can also be on the trending list and gain some popularity."

Then he pointed to the assistant next to him: "Do you dare to touch my phone? Believe it or not, you knocked out my teeth?"

The assistant is a second counsel, my job is to be in charge of talking, and the bodyguards come to fight.You, Zhang Yao, are not high enough to hire bodyguards, and being beaten has nothing to do with me.

Li Xianyun pointed to Zhang Yao again and said, "Don't put your celebrity airs on me, or I will continue to beat you up, and then help you spread the word. Also, you can either apologize to the makeup teacher, or pay her 500 yuan, choose by yourself one."

Zhang Yao was completely dumbfounded.

No matter how arrogant she was, she was afraid of such a thing.

If this spreads, she will be completely finished, although she is not much better now.

I didn't know what to do for a while.

Here, Li Xianyun put away his mobile phone and walked outside.

Walking out of the dressing room, many people gave Li Xianyun a thumbs up.

It is obvious that there are not one or two people who don't like Zhang Yao, but there are not many who can do like Li Xianyun.

Ren Zhi caught up from behind, and said anxiously: "Brother, why bother, you see, if you do this, it will be difficult to do later, what if she stops acting?"

Li Xianyun took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and put it in his mouth: "Don't do this with me. Stop acting? Stop acting, fine, lose money, I don't believe that there is no restriction in your contract."

"But she can work passively." Ren Zhi was helpless.

Actors' contracts generally have a constraint that they cannot stop acting, but if I don't perform well, you have nothing to do with me.

This is why many producers and directors have to coax the actors, not only the issue of coffee positions, but also the issue of normal shooting.

So when there is a conflict between the actors and the crew, it is usually the crew who are the best at the beginning: because the filming has just started at this time, I still have time to change people.

If there is a conflict later in the filming, then the actor is awesome.

If you have the ability, you can try me instead.

Ren Zhi's film has already been filmed halfway, and the actor's status has been improved with the progress, and he is in the stage of being aggressive, cool, and bombarding the sky.

Li Xianyun sneered: "Come on, it's just your crap, is there a difference between being negative and not being negative? Besides, I have the video in my hand, so I'm afraid I can't cure her?"

Turning around and pointing at Ren Zhi: "Don't blame me for talking about you, you don't know who she is? When did you join the crew and nothing happened? You still use her."

Zhang Yao made a youth film that sold fairly well in her early years, and it became popular for a while.But in the industry of actors, it is not a matter of each leading the way for three to five years. It would be good to be able to lead the way for three to five months.

Although Zhang Yao tried her best to take some films later, they didn't become popular.

The most important thing is that this woman has a bad temper. It is normal to play big names on the set. After a long time, no one is willing to use her.

Facing Li Xianyun's questioning, Ren Zhili was confident: "Nonsense, the total investment is only 150 million. How can you rate without celebrities? How can the investors explain it?"

Hearing this, Li Xianyun was overjoyed: "Old Ren, you fucking tell me the truth, how much did you cheat with this investment?"

Ren Zhibian's face was straightened, and his facial features began to swell magically: "Familiarity is familiarity, you can't talk nonsense. I, Ren Zhi, have always done things with integrity and integrity. How could I do such a thing?"

wow!

Do you have any misunderstanding about the word open and aboveboard?

Li Xianyun began to poke him: "You paid Zhang Yao not 50, but 25, right?"

Ren Zhi's complexion changed, his facial organs changed suddenly, and he retracted instantly as if he had been punctured. He immediately straightened up: "Who asked you to inquire about the actors' salary? This is taboo!"

Li Xianyun suppressed the urge to tear his face off: "Why do I still need to inquire about your crap? Zhang Yao is also getting more and more depraved. As long as she has money, she will take any job. She used to be The third line is about to toss itself into the eighteenth line now, and this shelf has never changed."

Back then, Zhang Yao couldn't afford 300 million yuan, but now he can't even afford 30 yuan.

"Okay, brother. Do me a favor!" Ren Zhi begged.

The money for this guy is earned by selling his face.

Although this face is really ugly, but as long as you can bear it, ugly face can also sell for a high price.

Li Xianyun has always felt that this guy has more potential as an actor than as a producer, but it's a pity that these days he only looks at his appearance, and Ren Zhi's connotative and rich facial expressions are a waste.

Li Xianyun was too lazy to argue with him, and said: "Okay, it's not hard for you, I will leave after today. Just tell her to fire me, anyway, I don't want to stay with this broken crew, but Jiang Meier By the way, you have to give her an explanation."

"Okay then, then I will pay you the money I owe you after cooperation?" Ren Zhi asked helplessly.

Do you still want to cooperate in the future?
Li Xianyun chuckled: "It's okay, there's no rush."

Leave in style.

Watching Li Xianyun's back, Ren Zhi was also puzzled.

Douzi's eyes frantically rolled:
Are you not a writer?I have never been in the industry before, why do I feel that you seem to be very knowledgeable?

Even what happened just now seemed to be prepared, as soon as it happened, you rushed in with your mobile phone... Damn, didn't you just time travel?

Ren Zhi scratched his scalp and couldn't figure out what was going on.

Li Xianyun's cooperation with Ren Zhi this time is to build a personal relationship. Now that old friends and new friends have made new connections, Li Xianyun has long been not interested in staying in this broken crew. After helping Jiang Meier Then he retired.

Outside, Rong Dasheng was still directing: "Over there, over there, do you see that seam? Take that as the axis!"

Li Xianyun came to Rong Dasheng's side and said, "Director Rong, I'm leaving tomorrow, and we will cooperate again next time."

Rong Dasheng smiled and said, "I said, is it worth it?"

Although he didn't go in to get involved, he could see clearly from the outside.

"Anyway, I got the script fee." Li Xianyun spread his hands.

"Are you interested in Jiang Meier, kid? She's pretty." Rong Dasheng smiled badly, his brows and eyes were full of spring breeze.

This guy obviously looks tall and has a dignified appearance, but he can smile with a wretched temperament in the world, and his "coquettish" eyes are really better than top actors.

He even blinked at Li Xianyun a few times.

If he didn't know this kid well, Li Xianyun would have thought that he was seducing him.

"No, it's just doing what is right." Li Xianyun denied.

"You don't have to fuck me to do this, I saw you eating together last time." Rong Dasheng disdainfully.

Li Xianyun had no choice but to lean over and said, "We were having dinner together, and we found out it was inappropriate after chatting. They are talking about feelings!"

The prodigal son of Jiangcheng calls himself a scumbag, but scumbags also have scumbag principles, and Li Xianyun will not do the thing of using emotions to deceive sex.

Rong Dasheng is also a flirtatious person, and he was instantly disappointed when he heard this: "It's a pity. Qingben is a beautiful woman..."

"What?" Li Xianyun didn't react immediately.

Did Jiang Meier steal something from you?How dare you say that?
Rong Dasheng shook his head and said, "Qingben's beauty... why don't you be a chicken."

"Damn!" Li Xianyun was speechless.

At this moment, there was a bang in the room, and the lights went out.

At the same time, something suddenly appeared in front of Li Xianyun.

It was an ancient bronze book with a ferocious ghost head on the cover.

There are four big characters in the letter: UFO ghost talisman!
(End of this chapter)