my crew is not human

Chapter 537

Ghosts are impermanent.

Each is different.

This one in front of me is different from the natural ghost body that can condense entities, but it doesn't even have a natural ghost body.

She does not have a ghost body at all, so there is no visible thing.

No wonder Li Xianyun couldn't find her anymore.

Knowing this, Li Xianyun knew what to do.

He took out the ghost-binding talisman: "Since you want to go with me, it's easy to do. You come to me by yourself, and I will draw this talisman, and you will enter my bowl... Oh no, come in the ghost talisman."

"You should hurry up, young man!"

She also urged on.

The ghost-binding rune burns.

Then a gust of wind rose.

The UFO ghost talisman has shown the image of a middle-aged rural aunt, who is Wei Sangu, the drowned ghost.

Summoning again, Wei Sangu finally took shape, but she was a small paper figure with a transparent body, she was clearly an aunt, but she had the exquisiteness of a small person.

Fuck!
It's also really evil.

Then I heard Wei Sangu's voice flickering: "Oh, I'm free at last, that's great, young man, let me tell you, our family is pretty good..."

You are clearly in front of my eyes, but why do voices come from all directions?

Li Xianyun hurriedly waved his hands: "Stop, what are you capable of?"

"Ability?" Wei Sangu was obviously stunned for a moment: "What ability do you want? I know how to be a matchmaker. Let me tell you..."

Li Xianyun was also speechless: "No other skills?"

Wei Sangu was angry: "Why are you like this? A philistine, I won't introduce Miaomiao to you."

Why do I use you to introduce?
"If you don't have the skills, you can only be a group performer... Damn, without a suitable ghost body, you can't even be a group performer. It's a complete waste." Li Xianyun was speechless.

"Who are you calling trash? You are trash! Your whole family is trash..." Wei Sangu started to curse.

Not to mention, this aunt's swearing is really fierce, and hula la is just a string of wild words.

In the end, the scolding turned into Li Xianyun's tone, and it sounded like Li Xianyun was scolding herself.

Li Xianyun was stunned for a moment.

Said: "Can you simulate sound?"

Wei Sangu scolded: "Nonsense, I only have my voice left now."

Li Xianyun was amused: "Any sound is fine? Is the sound of the wind fine?"

"Of course." The wind suddenly rose.

Obviously there is no wind at the moment, but the wind is whistling and whimpering.

"What about the thunder?"

Rumbling, a burst of thunder and lightning sounded in the sky.

Everyone outside looked at the sky in astonishment at the same time.

Li Xianyun clapped his hands: "Great, natural sound effects!"

Filming also requires sound effects, and the awesome big crew even has a special sound effect group, which is specially used to make various special sounds.

But to be honest it doesn't save a lot of money and doesn't make much sense.Let's take a look, maybe there are other effects.

"What sound effect?" Wei Sangu was a little confused.

"Little Clever, explain to her." Li Xianyun said.

The clever ghost explained to Nawei Sangu.

Wei Sangu is a village woman who doesn't know how to shoot. After listening to it for a long time, she understood a meaning: "Oh, so you guys shoot TV."

Uh, well, you have to understand that it’s okay to shoot TV.

"From now on, you will be in charge of the sound effects." Li Xianyun said casually.

"Then how much will you give me?"

"You don't need any money."

"I still have to pay the debt."

Li Xianyun: "..."

After thinking about it, he said, "Have you paid off the debt?"

Wei Sangu was stunned, and said for a while: "I still want to find my prodigal man."

"It's been so many years, I'm afraid I'll die some corner. You've become a ghost, what do you want him to do?"

Wei Sangu sighed: "Okay then, you help me pay off the debt, and I will work for you. Anyway, I can't do anything else now..."

Nagging mode is on again.

Li Xianyun hurriedly took the goods away, and couldn't stand her nagging.

I don't know what it will be like if she and Feng Jing's delayed reaction come together.

Go back and try.

At this moment, Lin Miaomiao came over.

Seeing Li Xianyun in the yard, he hurriedly threw himself into his arms: "Why did you come here?"

"Oh, just take a look." Li Xianyun put his arms around Lin Miaomiao's waist: "Where do we live at night?"

"Auntie's house." Lin Miaomiao replied with her big eyes blinking, hooking Li Xianyun's neck.

"Isn't that inconvenient?" Li Xianyun said with a smile.

After understanding Li Xianyun's meaning, Lin Miaomiao's little face turned red, twisted her body and said, "Smelly rascal."

Then snuggled over: "There are plenty of places outside."

I'll go, girl, you're a little open minded.

But it’s right to think about it, some experiences I haven’t experienced yet.

He laughed and hugged Lin Miaomiao: "You said it, outside."

Lin Miaomiao was ashamed, and slapped Li Xianyun: "It's disgusting, people are talking about it, don't be so impatient, okay?"

"I haven't seen you for several months, can you be in a hurry?" Li Xianyun carried Lin Miaomiao and walked out: "You choose a location, grassland, thatched hut, woods? Or a cornfield?"

Lin Miaomiao laughed loudly: "That will be discussed later in the evening!!!"

"No, I want you now!" Li Xianyun unceremoniously carried her to "visit the scene".

Lin Miaomiao clapped wildly with her small hands, but she didn't reject Li Xianyun at all, and just let him hug her and leave.

Lin Doudou watched this scene in the distance, sighed and shook her head, but said nothing after all.

outside the wilderness.

Fang Meadow.

Clear skies.

After the passion, Lin Miaomiao leaned against Li Xianyun's chest, Li Xianyun leaned on the thatch and looked at the sky, Lin Miaomiao dishonestly scribbled on Li Xianyun's chest, Li Xianyun felt itchy, looked down, and saw Lin Miaomiao Meow held him down: "Don't move!"

A lipstick is being painted on him.

"What are you doing?" Li Xianyun was surprised.

"Draw a little pig for you, look!" Lin Miaomiao let go of her hand, took a picture of Li Xianyun with her mobile phone, and handed it to him.

Li Xianyun was speechless for a moment when he saw the picture of a piglet painted with lipstick on his chest.

Wanting to wipe it off, Lin Miaomiao hugged him: "Don't wipe it off, this is my souvenir for you."

"Okay." Li Xianyun was helpless.

At this moment, two people came from a distance.

Li Xianyun and Lin Miaomiao saw each other, and hurriedly hid in the thatched pile next to them.

Far away, the wind blew their voices.

"I told you, it's really not me." A man's voice said.

"You also said that they heard it, that you and that coquettish fox next door were flirting with each other, and you still don't admit it!" a woman shouted angrily.

Li Xianyun peeked over, shit, a fat lady.

But no matter how ugly a person is, he has the right to be jealous, right?
The man over there said distressedly: "I really didn't. I was at home well that day. It's not like you don't know that there are always strange noises these nights."

"That strange voice can still learn to speak from you? Who can learn it from a male duck's voice?" The woman began to curse angrily.

Hearing this, Li Xianyun was slightly taken aback.

He bowed his head and pondered for a while, got dressed with Lin Miaomiao, and left from behind.

Taking a short look on the road, Li Xianyun released Wei Sangu: "During this time, have you been imitating others?"

"Isn't this boring?" Wei Sangu said, "I have to talk to myself."

Li Xianyun lowered his head and pondered for a while, then said: "So, as long as it is a voice you have heard before, you can also learn it?"

"Of course! All voices!" Wei Sangu replied proudly.

It's not only her specialty, it's also her fucking pleasure.

Li Xianyun smiled.

In the following days, Li Xianyun decided to live in the small village. While enjoying the pastoral life, he also lived happily with Lin Miaomiao, Hu Tian and Hu Di. It was a temporary release from the busy work to relax himself.

Today, as usual, Li Xianyun and Lin Miaomiao took a walk in the woods, making some jokes.

When the phone rang, Li Xianyun hummed a few times and said, "Okay, I'll be there tomorrow afternoon."

After hanging up the phone, Lin Miaomiao pouted, "Are you leaving?"

Li Xianyun pinched her little face: "Some things need to be dealt with, so I have to leave. I said, your vacation should be enough, go back to work early."

"I know." Lin Miaomiao rolled her eyes, and suddenly hooked Li Xianyun's neck: "Since we are leaving, we can't let you go. Hurry up, come with me!"

Pull Li Xianyun and run to the depths...

(End of this chapter)