My brother is obviously a waste, but he is too confident

Chapter 21

"Whoosh—Duang!"

"Whoosh—crackling..."

The fireworks all over the city have been ignited one by one.

However, the garden area where the Chen family is located is still quiet.

Grabbing the hem of Chen Dongfeng's clothes, Chen Sanke looked at the confused and agitated crowd in the distance, sweating coldly: "Brother... can you think of a way quickly. We can't delay."

"How about I exercise you?" Chen Dongfeng put his hands behind his back: "Go and move."

"If I can move it, I will ink a thread with you!"

"Then..." Chen Dongfeng hesitated: "Let's move together."

Chen Sanke's dead face: "For a majestic martial arts genius, two people are required to move a firework? Is this reasonable? And as soon as you do it, people wearing analytical glasses on the scene can see that your maximum power point will not exceed '5 ' is."

Chen Dongfeng: "My real strength is far beyond the '5' points."

Chen Sanke: "But what you showed is the '5' point."

Chen Dongfeng hesitated: "But with so many people present, it's impossible for everyone's analysis glasses to be broken, right?"

"No glasses are broken at all, hey!" Chen Sanke almost roared: "From the beginning to the end! It's all your trash!"

Chen Dongfeng: "Keep your voice down."

"Are you scared?" Chen Sanke pouted: "In fact, you know very well in your heart that you are a waste."

Chen Dongfeng: "Today's weather is really good..."

"Don't change the subject! Quickly study what to do!"

Chen Sanke scratched his head.

She had begun to hate her father.

Why buy such "big" fireworks...

All human beings are saving energy and reducing emissions. Don't you know that this kind of "thing" pollutes the environment?

"Dongfeng, why don't you light the fire?"

In the distance, Chen's father shouted suspiciously: "Everyone else's house has been placed."

"Ah... ah right now!" Chen Sanke hurriedly replied loudly, then looked at Chen Dongfeng again, and stomped his feet repeatedly: "Brother! Brother! Brother! What should I do!"

"……Ugh."

After a long while, Chen Dongfeng sighed deeply and shook his head in disappointment: "My stupid sister. After all, you are still in a poor state. The society is so difficult, just two firecrackers, are you stumped?"

Chen Sanke: "...I beg you, stop pretending. You're going to die."

"Isn't it just a firecracker?" Chen Dongfeng took out the lighter, stretched out his hand, and directly ignited the fuse of the fireworks: "You don't care anyway."

Chen Sanke: "?????"

"Hiss, hiss—" the fuse began to burn rapidly...

"You lit the fire?!" Chen Sanke was shocked for a whole year.

"Yes." Chen Dongfeng nodded.

"You didn't even straighten it! Just ignite it?!"

"Is there a problem?" Chen Dongfeng wondered.

"I dare to have a chicken question!" Chen Sanke grabbed her brother and started to run away: "Run!"

"Whoohoo-"

The siblings had just "escaped" about ten meters away.

The fireworks that are half the height of a person start to burn all over!Shake inside!
Then, three seconds later...

"Boom!"

Just listen to a deafening bang!The whole barrel of fireworks went to the sky!Like a soaring rocket, driven by the impact of terror, it goes straight into the sky!
And the air pressure that diffused before the "takeoff" overturned all the hundreds of people watching the excitement in the community.

All fell to the ground.

"As expected, one bucket is worth ten buckets!" Chen Dongfeng staggered up from the ground, looked up and said, "Enough!"

"Get down quickly!" Chen Sanke knew that such a big firework could not be blown up with one blow, so she quickly dragged Chen Dongfeng to the ground.

And the subsequent "development" was just as Chen Sanke expected.

Under the dual effects of huge centrifugal force and high temperature, the rotating and flying fireworks box changed to an unknown degree inside, and it turned into a big fireball in an instant!

Blow up the spot!

The compressed sound waves spread layer by layer, and mercilessly shattered half of the windows in Qingcheng... A small mushroom cloud rose slowly...

"Okay...good guy." A few kilometers away from the community, pedestrians who saw this scene trembled: "It's just setting off fireworks, are they all curled up like this? Italian guns are used..."

The companion clicked his tongue: "It's really hopeful that you will become deaf."

……

"Whoa whoa whoa—"

"It's squeaking..."

"CNM***stinky bastard..."

Wait for the explosion to subside and the smoke to spread.

Around the garden area, there were many car sirens, the sound of glass breaking, and the sweet greetings of residents.

"Cough...cough...cough..."

Supporting Chen Dongfeng to stand up, Chen Sanke coughed in pain for a while, and then nervously checked her brother's physical condition: "Brother, are you alright?"

Chen Dongfeng was deaf in both ears: "What did you say?"

Chen Sanke: "I said! Are you okay?!"

Chen Dongfeng: "Who is out of breath?"

Chen Sanke: "I said, are you okay?"

Chen Dongfeng: "I'm not drunk."

Chen Sanke: "You can't hear?"

Chen Dongfeng: "Your prostate is broken?"

Chen Sanke: "...SB."

Chen Dongfeng: "That's your brother too."

Chen Sanke: "..."

Sighing, Chen Sanke turned his head to look at the other barrel of fireworks, and said, "Don't let go of the second one. If it explodes on the spot instead of ascending to heaven, you will definitely die a miserable death."

"Okay." Chen Dongfeng turned his head and looked towards the outside of the chaotic square: "Let Dad let it go."

Chen Sanke: "You're so... well, fine."

far away.

Chen's father in the crowd was disheveled and was the first to get up, but his face was full of excitement: "Guo... I really didn't lose money! This firecracker is really powerful!"

Mother Chen: "..."

District director: "..."

"How is it?" Chen's father looked at Chen's mother, proudly said: "I'm right, right? Once this set of fireworks is set off, our Dongfeng family will definitely be the most beautiful boy in Qingcheng."

Mother Chen: "..."

"...Brother, are you sure you are buying fireworks?" The community director beside him couldn't help asking.

"Yes." Father Chen wondered, "Is there a problem?"

"Bought from a regular channel?"

"Straight out of a fireworks factory. I think they're military fireworks."

"Military...Military fireworks!" The community director suddenly said, "Then it's understandable..."

While the two were talking, Chen Dongfeng came with Chen Sanke, and handed the Fangfeng lighter to Father Chen: "There is one firework left, Dad, I will leave it for you to set off."

"Let me let it go?!" Father Chen took it in surprise, and looked around: "My son is so filial!"

Chen Sanke: "..."

The nearby residents got up one after another: "..."

"That's fine, I'll go and set it off." Chen's father held the lighter and eagerly walked towards the fireworks: "I've never let go of such an enjoyable big guy."

Seeing this scene, all the residents did not need to be expelled by the community director, and fled spontaneously.

Run farther and faster.

In the blink of an eye, the huge square was empty...

"Dad!" Chen Sanke stood in front of Chen Dongfeng and shouted, "That firework is 'upside down', you should straighten it."

"Oh." Father Chen nodded, embraced the fireworks with both arms, and pushed forward vigorously: "Uh...uh...ha!"

"Boom."

"Boom!"

The half-person-high fireworks rolled over twice, and finally came to the right.

"Huh..." Wiping the sweat from his forehead, the thick-waisted Father Chen rubbed his sore arm muscles and sighed, "My son should be allowed to do this kind of laborious work."

"Yeah." Chen Dongfeng nodded, folded his hands on his chest: "Anyway, it's not too heavy, so you should exercise."

"..." Chen Sanke was tired and didn't want to speak.

"Then I'll light it." Father Chen bent down, lit the lighter, and slowly brought the faint blue flame close to the fuse of the fireworks: "Cover your ears."

Those who had the guts to stay nearby immediately raised their hands to cover their ears.

"Clap!"

But at this moment, a pair of handcuffs, like a gleam of cold light, were pinned precisely on Father Chen's wrist.

Father Chen: "?"

Then, the other wrist was also tested...

Father Chen: "???"

Father Chen looked up and saw several police officers in police uniforms looking at him expressionlessly.

Police officer: "You were the one who fired the missile just now."

Father Chen: "..."

……

(End of this chapter)